Category: JUST FOR LAUGHS

There’s no denying the fact that the most important people in our lives are the members of our family. They are also the ones who drive us crazy….like all the time and it’s not easy to convince them for everything we decide on doing on a day-to-day basis. Sometimes we think we might have fooled them with our lame excuses but that’s not true. They just know how to play along very well, after all they are our parents and they too went through a similar lifestyle (or so they’d like to think). Here are a few common lies we tell our parents assuming that they don’t know the truth.

1)      Lying about all the shopping you do

When you’re trying to avoid having a conversation on how many clothes you already have while carrying those big shopping bags in front of your parents, the interrogation part is the hardest! How many times have you told them sh*t like the stuff was on sale (slashing half the prices in your head) making them believe it’s the ultimate truth?

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2)      Lying that you’re not drunk

You think you might have fooled them by telling them that you’re not drunk when you reach home so late trying to act as sober as you could be; believe us, parents can sniff alcohol from miles away, even if you’ve had just one drink! Best solution for it is to come clean and minimize all the drama by being honest.

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3)      Covering up for the nasty stuff

Somehow parents dig deep down in your stuff and find out what you’ve been hiding from them, under the sheets or in between the pile of clothes in your cupboard. Just when they do, those things suddenly belong to your friend who forgot it when he/she was here the last time!

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4)      Lying about birthdays

When you make up a friend’s birthday each time you go out, be it your close friend or an imaginary one. Isn’t it strange how ‘Rahul’s’ birthday parties happen thrice a year or how all of a sudden you have so many new friends? – Mom’s remember EVERYTHING!

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5)      Lying about your crush

When you like someone…..a lot and you don’t want your parents to know about it, your life’s a mess! Especially when you’re living with them. Your constant daily struggle includes lying to your folks about plans with random friends and looking for that isolated corner in the house to have those late night phone calls! 

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6)      The ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ lie

We all need some alone time but sometimes parents don’t understand that and hence we tell them that the day was hectic and we are tired. You think they might not know what you do behind those closed doors but beware parents have this x-ray vision and they know exactly what you’re upto!

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7)      Lying about money

When you try to explain them where you exhausted all your pocket money and how you’d need a little more for the month ahead! Damn, life’s hard!

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Women don’t poop or fart, that’d be gross; they are such beautiful creatures.  However, they do shoot tiny puffs of glitter that sound like a unicorn’s laughter and smell like rainbows. And you know it’s not a lie, if you believe it. Men on the other hand… well, they are the ultimate poo monsters! They do all sorts of weird things while taking a dump.   

One of the most mysterious differences between the two pooping styles has finally been unravelled! Yes, we have the ultimate poop scoop for you. Check out this hilarious video by JLE!

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April Fools’ Day is just around the corner and if you haven’t thought of cool ideas to take your friends for a ride, here’s your guide! Take a look at these insane April Fools’ Day ideas that have made people laugh and cry at the same time. Take inspiration to add a little excitement to your friends’ lives on the first day of April.

1) The classic scary clown trick!

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2) If you’re unable to source the clown attire, how about this scary hand?

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3) Talking about scary things, fake scary spiders never get old.

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4) Wonder how he did that! Looks amazingly scary though.

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5) You sir, have been trolled!

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6) How cute! We bet the little girl got nauseated. Not cool.

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7) THAT had to hurt.

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8) Do not try this at home.

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9) Again….Ouch!

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10) Never disturb a sleeping soul.

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11) Rofl!

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12) Haha… These shaving cream pranks never go outta style!

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13) And be very careful with your target audience as sometimes the pranks can go horribly wrong!

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14) Admit it, each one of us has done this at least once in our lives!

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15) This one might just cost you a little self-dignity, drama and money! (Remember, those cameras are watching you!)

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16) A blow dryer can prove to be a hilarious weapon! A must-try for sure!

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17) Oh boy, where’s my hair dryer?!

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18) Enough with the dryer pranks already!

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19) Its boobie time! LOL!

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20) You don’t necessarily need to be in a clown’s costume for this, do you?

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21) Perfect prank for the spring/summer time!

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22) Definitely trying this one!

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Happy April Fools’ Day everyone! Hope you take inspiration from the above and get some fun-filled action into your lives.

Let’s just start with India’s current obsession with ‘bans’. From banning beef to movies, stand-up comedy to documentaries… let’s just say banning ‘things’ which we believe don’t really hamper world peace or the peace of mind amongst people in the country is something that’s totally uncalled for.

Just to refresh our memories, here is a list of a few bans (irrelevant in most of the cases) that have already been exercised in our country

1. Beef Ban.

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2. Banning ‘50 Shades of Grey’… ‘PK’ (Well, almost!), ‘MSG’, ‘Dirty Politics’ etc.

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3. The AIB roast – God knows why!

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4. The documentary – ‘India’s daughter’.

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5. Cuss words in films.

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6. Selling sex toys.

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7. Alcohol – in Kerala (Again, almost).

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8. Party houses for foreigners in Karnataka.

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9. Homosexuality (That’s supposed to be a crime?!!)

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Now, here’s a list of bans that might come into the picture anytime soon leaving everyone puzzled. Don’t blame us later… This is actually a heads up. Here it goes. *deep breath*

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1. Ban on taking selfies. What if taking selfies is classified as a crime in the future? Dang! A lot of people would be disappointed.

2. Ban on clubs after 10pm – Of course, it isn’t safe. Really.

3. Ban on pairing Indian food with Chinese at a restaurant. Yes, it’s disrespectful.

4. Ban on Diwali card parties. That’s illegal!

5. Ban on having more than two drinks at a bar. Drinking makes you a bad person. Two drinks are all you get.

6. Ban on wearing short clothes (even for men). Ditch those summery shorts.

7. Ban on movies that are shot at exotic international locations. You’re supposed to be promoting only your own country, after all!

8. Ban on using 3G for porn (when you can do so many other educational things with mobile internet).

9. Ban on international days that are just stupid – like Valentine’s Day (Wait… Isn’t that already banned?!)

10. Ban on learning another language… like French. And what’s the point? When we have so many languages in our own country!

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And the list goes on. No. Let’s not ban more things. There are more pressing issues in our country that need to be dealt with, immediately. What someone is eating or drinking isn’t one of them! How about giving those a thought?

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