Tag: just for laughs

‘Baap baap hota hai’- 7 lies we tell our parents assuming they’d never find out!

There’s no denying the fact that the most important people in our lives are the members of our family. They are also the ones who drive us crazy….like all the time and it’s not easy to convince them for everything we decide on doing on a day-to-day basis. Sometimes we think we might have fooled them with our lame excuses but that’s not true. They just know how to play along very well, after all they are our parents and they too went through a similar lifestyle (or so they’d like to think). Here are a few common lies we tell our parents assuming that they don’t know the truth.

1)      Lying about all the shopping you do

When you’re trying to avoid having a conversation on how many clothes you already have while carrying those big shopping bags in front of your parents, the interrogation part is the hardest! How many times have you told them sh*t like the stuff was on sale (slashing half the prices in your head) making them believe it’s the ultimate truth?

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2)      Lying that you’re not drunk

You think you might have fooled them by telling them that you’re not drunk when you reach home so late trying to act as sober as you could be; believe us, parents can sniff alcohol from miles away, even if you’ve had just one drink! Best solution for it is to come clean and minimize all the drama by being honest.

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3)      Covering up for the nasty stuff

Somehow parents dig deep down in your stuff and find out what you’ve been hiding from them, under the sheets or in between the pile of clothes in your cupboard. Just when they do, those things suddenly belong to your friend who forgot it when he/she was here the last time!

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4)      Lying about birthdays

When you make up a friend’s birthday each time you go out, be it your close friend or an imaginary one. Isn’t it strange how ‘Rahul’s’ birthday parties happen thrice a year or how all of a sudden you have so many new friends? – Mom’s remember EVERYTHING!

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5)      Lying about your crush

When you like someone…..a lot and you don’t want your parents to know about it, your life’s a mess! Especially when you’re living with them. Your constant daily struggle includes lying to your folks about plans with random friends and looking for that isolated corner in the house to have those late night phone calls!

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6)      The ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ lie

We all need some alone time but sometimes parents don’t understand that and hence we tell them that the day was hectic and we are tired. You think they might not know what you do behind those closed doors but beware parents have this x-ray vision and they know exactly what you’re upto!

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7)      Lying about money

When you try to explain them where you exhausted all your pocket money and how you’d need a little more for the month ahead! Damn, life’s hard!

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April 15, 2015
These 26 brilliant bar signs around the world will crack you up!

Someone once said “You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning” and for the same reason, bar owners from all around the world have started ‘displaying’ quirky reasons to make a person or a gang of friends walk into their favourite local bars.

Take a look at these awesome sign boards spotted outside various bars that are bound to crack you up and make you feel like having a drink like NOW.

1. This one surely understands your emotions! We bet even the loneliest person on this planet would walk out of this bar as a happy man.

2. One word – ROFL!

3. Bar-day-care-centre for all the men out there!

4. Fireballs and unicorns pay them occasional visits from time to time (bottle after bottle).

5. Somebody once said – If you drink enough vodka it tastes like love! And so does Te-quila!

6. If Robbie and the mom agree – this bar better be the best one in Paris.

7. For those who need a Ducking frink!

8. Isn’t a very tough choice! Is it?

9. Another one of the Bar-day-care-centers’ with the bartender-in-charge!

10. Finally somebody understands *happy tears*

11. How about a nice discount for those walking in without their children?

12. Hitting the nail on the head *loud and clear*

13. The theory of transitivity!

14. Again – “What I do after blacking out is none of my business”

15. Wait a sec! Lemme get my microscope something definitely looks fishy here!

16. Haha! Almost got us on that one!

17. Quoting Benjamin Franklin – “Wine is the constant proof that god loves us and loves to see us happy”. So where’s the damage?

18. Ouch!

19. Sexism at its best!

20. That’s NOT true! Don’t listen to them!

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21. Let’s see who get’s lucky tonight.

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22. How sophisticated are you?

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23. LOL!

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24. And finally someone’s put the exact words into place!

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25. Time to make some nasty decisions and spice up your life. Like now!

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26. Word!

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April 9, 2015
This video nails the difference between how men and women poop

Women don’t poop or fart, that’d be gross; they are such beautiful creatures. However, they do shoot tiny puffs of glitter that sound like a unicorn’s laughter and smell like rainbows. And you know it’s not a lie, if you believe it. Men on the other hand… well, they are the ultimate poo monsters! They do all sorts of weird things while taking a dump.

One of the most mysterious differences between the two pooping styles has finally been unravelled! Yes, we have the ultimate poop scoop for you. Check out this hilarious video by JLE!

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April 7, 2015
22 incredibly insane ideas for this April Fools’ Day!

April Fools’ Day is just around the corner and if you haven’t thought of cool ideas to take your friends for a ride, here’s your guide! Take a look at these insane April Fools’ Day ideas that have made people laugh and cry at the same time. Take inspiration to add a little excitement to your friends’ lives on the first day of April.

1) The classic scary clown trick!

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2) If you’re unable to source the clown attire, how about this scary hand?

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3) Talking about scary things, fake scary spiders never get old.

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4) Wonder how he did that! Looks amazingly scary though.

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5) You sir, have been trolled!

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6) How cute! We bet the little girl got nauseated. Not cool.

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7) THAT had to hurt.

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8) Do not try this at home.

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9) Again….Ouch!

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10) Never disturb a sleeping soul.

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11) Rofl!

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12) Haha… These shaving cream pranks never go outta style!

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13) And be very careful with your target audience as sometimes the pranks can go horribly wrong!

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14) Admit it, each one of us has done this at least once in our lives!

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15) This one might just cost you a little self-dignity, drama and money! (Remember, those cameras are watching you!)

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16) A blow dryer can prove to be a hilarious weapon! A must-try for sure!

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17) Oh boy, where’s my hair dryer?!

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18) Enough with the dryer pranks already!

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19) Its boobie time! LOL!

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20) You don’t necessarily need to be in a clown’s costume for this, do you?

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21) Perfect prank for the spring/summer time!

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22) Definitely trying this one!

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Happy April Fools’ Day everyone! Hope you take inspiration from the above and get some fun-filled action into your lives.

March 31, 2015
10 things you should avoid on your first date

First dates can be stressful, especially if you really like the person in question. But the best way to ensure that the first date isn’t the last one is to keep the jitters at bay. Next, follow our guide on how to be a ball of charm on this super special evening. Here are a few things you should totally avoid:

#1 Getting late- Yes, we all know it takes a lot of time to dress up. Especially when you want to look your best, but remember making people wait is considered rude and you don’t want that to be your first impression, do you now?!

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#2 Using your phone- Keep that phone aside and show some interest in your date. We all know you are excited and you want to give your bestie all the updates. But let those wait until after the date. Being interested in what the other person has to say is the best way to get someone to fall for you hook, line and sinker!

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#3 Checking out other people– We all do it… men and women alike and there’s no denying it. But right now, you should focus on the hottie sitting in front of you. Attractive passers-by will be around forever, trust us!

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#4 Don’t put too much make-up- Don’t end up looking like a troll. Keep it simple natural and minimal. Too much make-up screams “Hey, I’m trying too hard for you so notice me!”

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#5 Avoid talking about politics- Talking about politics is certainly not first date stuff. It can end your date before it really has a chance to begin. Especially if the person you’re with feels strongly about such stuff!

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#6 Talking about your past love- There’s nothing fun about break-ups and acknowledging exes is a big turn off. AVOID!

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#7 Leave the moustache for the men- Make sure you look neat and ‘well-groomed’.

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#8 Don’t talk too much- It’s good to have self-confidence nevertheless, let your actions show your confidence. Nobody wants to hear you blabber just about anything so just maintain a balance in your interaction and never cut-in their sentence.

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#9 Perfume overdose- Don’t spray the whole damn thing and suffocate the guy. You don’t want to smell like a walking garden. Stick to one fragrance and just keep it minimal.

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#10 Using foul language- Manners are very important and they can also be very attractive. Just be kind, respectful and keep the F- word out of the conversation. Thank you very much!

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March 25, 2015
Watch out: These bans too are probably coming our way soon!

Let’s just start with India’s current obsession with ‘bans’. From banning beef to movies, stand-up comedy to documentaries… let’s just say banning ‘things’ which we believe don’t really hamper world peace or the peace of mind amongst people in the country is something that’s totally uncalled for.

Just to refresh our memories, here is a list of a few bans (irrelevant in most of the cases) that have already been exercised in our country

1. Beef Ban.

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2. Banning ‘50 Shades of Grey’… ‘PK’ (Well, almost!), ‘MSG’, ‘Dirty Politics’ etc.

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3. The AIB roast – God knows why!

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4. The documentary – ‘India’s daughter’.

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5. Cuss words in films.

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6. Selling sex toys.

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7. Alcohol – in Kerala (Again, almost).

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8. Party houses for foreigners in Karnataka.

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9. Homosexuality (That’s supposed to be a crime?!!)

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Now, here’s a list of bans that might come into the picture anytime soon leaving everyone puzzled. Don’t blame us later… This is actually a heads up. Here it goes. *deep breath*

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1. Ban on taking selfies. What if taking selfies is classified as a crime in the future? Dang! A lot of people would be disappointed.

2. Ban on clubs after 10pm – Of course, it isn’t safe. Really.

3. Ban on pairing Indian food with Chinese at a restaurant. Yes, it’s disrespectful.

4. Ban on Diwali card parties. That’s illegal!

5. Ban on having more than two drinks at a bar. Drinking makes you a bad person. Two drinks are all you get.

6. Ban on wearing short clothes (even for men). Ditch those summery shorts.

7. Ban on movies that are shot at exotic international locations. You’re supposed to be promoting only your own country, after all!

8. Ban on using 3G for porn (when you can do so many other educational things with mobile internet).

9. Ban on international days that are just stupid – like Valentine’s Day (Wait… Isn’t that already banned?!)

10. Ban on learning another language… like French. And what’s the point? When we have so many languages in our own country!

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And the list goes on. No. Let’s not ban more things. There are more pressing issues in our country that need to be dealt with, immediately. What someone is eating or drinking isn’t one of them! How about giving those a thought?

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March 18, 2015
9 kinds of irritating people that are scattered all over Instagram

Instagram is a great social platform to upload pictures and share them with the world. And just like a few exceptional going-against-the-usual kinda people you find on Facebook, Instagram is no less. Here is a list of a few kinds of irritating people on Instagram we come across every now and then.

1) The #lemmetakeaselfie addicts: Their Instagram accounts are flooded with pictures of themselves with one of the most annoying hashtags of all times – #selfie

2) #The #hashtag #junkie: Yes, these are the ones who probably cannot function without those endless hashtags. #And#yes#it#is#extremely#annoying.

3) The silent spectator: We all have this one friend who doesn’t have a single picture on his/her account, but yes he/she doesn’t let your pictures go unnoticed. Chances are, this person doesn’t even have a display picture but never fails to double tap your uploads!

4) The endless tagger: A new notification on your phone? Yes, it has to be that annoying friend who has probably tagged you in a funny picture or a video! It’s kinda nice to know they think of you when they see such things but the sh*t gets annoying when they think way too much.

5) The Photographer: This person loves to click just about anything. With a passion for clicking pictures like those DSLR newbies, they just get annoying after a while. Let’s admit it, nobody wants to see their timeline swamped with random, wannabe-artsy nonsensical pictures all the time! #PhotoOfTheDay

6) The pet lovers: Their account handle ideally should have been by their pet’s name since clearly all one discovers in there is unlimited cutesy pictures of their pets. And those pictures put them in our list of irritating people on Instagram.

7) The food fanatic: Food pictures are the only thing you see on their account, and yes it usually looks delectable *DROOLS*, but also annoying as h**l when you’re sitting at your workstation with no signs of gourmet platters coming your way anytime soon!

8) The friend who lacks originality: This one will upload long quotes from Marilyn Monroe, George Bernard Shaw, Oscar Wilde blah blah blah…just to establish something that they probably don’t understand themselves. What we understand from their pictures is just writing them off as irritating people on Instagram.

9) The party enthusiast: Yes, maybe the one you are jealous of. Booze, parties, chikas and what not? – Chances are that this person makes you want to hide your face in a hole with your not-so-happening existence

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March 18, 2015
10 times Samantha Jones hit the nail on the head!

The popular TV series ‘Sex and the City’ ended 11 years ago and we still cannot get enough of its re-runs. While Carrie’s problems made the plot for the series, we always had one eye out for Samantha Jones. Not only did Samantha add the humour element to the show but she was also responsible for imparting wisdom to all the four characters in her own unique manner. Here are 10 times Samantha Jones got to the heart of the matter and we just could not ignore it.

#1 When she taught women a new way of introducing themselves to the world

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#2 This time when she got her priorities straight

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#3 The time when Samantha Jones decided to just be honest

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#4 And again

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#5 And once more

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#6 The time when she decoded how men function

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#7 And this time when she decoded how ‘exs’ function

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#8 And Samantha Jones gave this important lesson to the world

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#9 Also this important lesson for all the women out there

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#10 Respect! Enough said.

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March 16, 2015
Feeling sleepy at work? Here’s what all you should do!

Admit it, we all go through a point once (or maybe 7 times for some people) every week when we just can’t keep our eyes open, especially in front of the laptop. It’s normal to feel sleepy, but sh*t gets serious during those 8 hours in the day when you’re at work.You don’t realise that your boss sneaked up on you while your eyelids were on the verge of touching each other! If that happens with you…believe us…we feel you. Imagine, like right now maybe…just MAYBE this post was written by somebody who is going through the same pain but guess what? Here are a few things that might work for you to get rid of that sleepiness incase taking a nap at work isn’t a viable option!

1. Watch cat videos

There’s nothing more amusing than watching cats do random stuff with humans. This might just tickle your funny bone causing a reflex reaction travelling through your brain to your eyes, making them open a little wider.

2. Take a walk and trouble your colleagues

We know this one sounds like a tough task. Especially while preparing yourself mentally to get up from that perfect lazy workstation-posture and moving your muscles. But always remember, you have to be strong and there’s nothing in this world you can’t do. NOTHING!

3. Listen to pumped up music

Put those earphones on and torture yourself with loud music. The kind of loud music that annoys the cr*p out of you will do just fine!

4. Online shopping

Reward yourself for getting through this sleepy day. A gift to yourself from you. Nuff said.

5. Pull both your eyelids apart with the help of your thumb and your index finger

This hack is like social service for your other sleepy colleagues at work. They’re going to catch you doing this to yourself and have a good laugh which in turn will make you laugh. See it’s all relative!

6. Go and sit in the washroom for a while and play Candy Crush saga

Procrastination is the key. Go to the best place in your office (as long as it’s clean and doesn’t stink). Take your phone out, play a game or just tweet about your despair as long as your boss isn’t following you on Twitter!

7. Think about your life and where you’re headed

Well that would be something that’ll surely turn those ‘half shut eyes’ into a Grand Canyon. There’s nothing more startling than thinking about where one is headed. Perhaps it’ll be a good motivation for you to wake wide up and start performing better at work.

8. Take the rest of the day off

If nothing works, go home and sleep. There’s no force in this world that can help you other than resorting to the last resort. Sleep your heart out and make the next day worth it!

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March 13, 2015
Remember Presidents are people too! – Must watch, Barack Obama reads mean tweets

Let’s just start by saying “Jimmy Kimmel you da man!”. Popular for having celebrities reading out mean tweets about them, Jimmy’s videos never fail to give its viewers a good laugh. And this time guess who’s the celebrity guest of honor? – It’s none other than the President of the United States of America, Barack Obama. Take a look at what happens when the most powerful man in the world reads out mean tweets about himself with that sporting attitude! One word – Respect!

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March 13, 2015
16 times people tried so hard that they almost won!

Stupid things are bound to happen to you when you try real hard. Sometimes they end up making you feel miserable and sometimes…..well they’re just funny. Here are a few examples of folks (and animals) that tried so hard – in life and almost won! Take a look.

1. Let’s start with this impeccable replica of Pokemon cakepops! Can you tell the difference?

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2. Or this cookie monster?

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3. There is a lot of hidden talent in this world it seems! As this looks breathtakingly similar!

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4. It’s the thought that counts! And honestly the bike does ‘look’ safe in the first glance.

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5. Ma’am, please don’t even try!

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6. You too dog. No!

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7. Seems legit.

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8. Ouch!

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9. Two words – Plain Genius!

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10. Who says pole dancing is easy? There are so many threats involved!

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11. Here’s another one.

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12. Or any kind of dancing for that matter!

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13. This golfer is sure having a bad day.

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14. And so is this woman wearing boots and jeans on the treadmill!

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15. What are the odds?!

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16. Erm. Excuse me Rhino, but we have little kids around! Omg….that had to hurt!

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March 12, 2015
These pictures will definitely turn your sucky day the other way round!

Having a bad day? Don’t really want to look at or even remotely be in touch with another human being just for today? Stop right there, take a deep breath and look at these pictures that will surely…..we repeat they will surely turn that frown upside down! Here you go (you may thank us later).

1. Lets start with this brutally honest child. Sadly Donovan has so much to learn in life!

2. Well you should probably listen to the Happy D**k 😐

3. This guy….well he’s something!

4. Somebody needs to have a word with his vet! Now!

5. Dafuq did we just read here?

6. And you thought you had real problems?

7. Well that’s a great way to uplift someone’s mood! ….Or not.

8. Haha! This dog!

9. God bless this human!

10. And always remember

11. Grab a pocket penguin if it helps

12. Or a tiny potato

13. Or take this and smile!

PS – This post has 13 pictures on purpose because nothing in this world is unlucky for anyone!

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February 25, 2015
11 Things that would’ve happened differently had Ravan won against Ram

We have grown up reading various tales that instil our faith in the ‘victory of good over evil’ and there is no denying that. But have we ever wondered how stories would end if the hero was swapped with the bad guy. Here’s a list of eleven things that would happen differently if Ravan woul’ve won the war against our beloved Lord Ram

#1 Ramayana would be called Ravanayana

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#2 We would’ve grown up watching Ravanand Sagar’s Ravanayana

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#3 The usual greeting would be ‘Ravan Ravan’ in place of ‘Ram Ram’

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#4 Our favourite eating place would be called Haldi’Ravan’

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#5 Mani Ratnam would’ve made a movie called ‘Ram’

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#6 SRK would’ve named his kid AbRavan

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#7 We would chant the ‘Kumbhkaran’ Chalisa 108 times in place of the ‘Hanuman’ Chalisa

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#8 The famous song would sound like this – ‘Paayo ji maine, Ravan rattan dhan paiyo’

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#9 And then there would have been festivals called ‘Ravannavmi’ and ‘Ramdahan’

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#10 Ravan Gopal Varma. Enough said.

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#11 And the common expression for almost every situation would be ‘Hey Ravan’

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The post above was inspired by this thread on Quora.

February 23, 2015
14 kinds of happiness money can definitely buy!
If you’ve heard people saying ‘money can’t buy everything, even happiness’, they’re wrong! Money can buy happiness (it may be temporary but not totally untrue!). The joy of little things can totally lift you up and make you forget your sorrows and all you have to do is shell out some bucks. Take a look at these awesome (and totally affordable) things that are bound to make you a happy person that only money can buy!
1. Nutella
Look at this jar. Words fail to describe how utterly beautiful it looks and what’s inside? – Let’s just call it a little taste of heaven.
1. Alcohol
For all the depressed non-drinkers out there, believe us there’s a whole new ‘happy’ world waiting for you just a few sips away!
1. Shopping
That moment when you realise your favourite merchandise is on sale! Three letters – OMG.
1. Street food
Street food’s always the best way you can spend your money while giving your taste buds a happy treat! Although, although, although make sure the foods not ‘too street-y’ lest you might end up spending the next day in bed.
1. Newly discovered gossip about your favourite celeb in that expensive magazine
Hello gossip mongers! Doesn’t it give you immense pleasure to grab that magazine from the shelf and read all about what’s going on with the who’s who of the celebrity world?
1. A hair cut
Who doesn’t like a makeover? Especially if you’re a woman! A new hairdo gives that fresh feeling with a new hope! Too dramatic? Well let’s just say it’s a cool thing money can buy every now and then.
1. Internet porn
Enough said! The money, here, is for the fast internet connection (Do not steal your neighbour’s Wi-Fi for this!)
1. Charity – The power of giving
How about buying that stray dog a little food to make him happy? Or even people who can’t really afford basic necessities of life!
1. Bubblewrap
The top one amongst our favourites! How can you get bored with having bubble wrap all around you!
1. That perfect cup of coffee
Bliss! That perfect cup of coffee with the perfect blend is extremely hard to find especially on the bad days! This little cup on a rainy day can flip your mood like nothing ever happened!
1. A manicure (Yes, for guys too)
Who says manicures are only for girls? And who says manicures can’t lift you up? Spending money while pampering yourself once a while is amazing! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!
1. A phone that lets you take the perfect selfie
Technology never gives up on you, atleast till the time you’re taking care of it. And that amazing phone camera with innumerable photo editing apps and filters will definitely make you feel good about yourself.
1. A lap dance.
Again enough said!
1. Pizza
You can never say the line ‘Let’s have pizza’ with a frown on your face. The pizza will curse you!

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February 23, 2015
These college t-shirts will make you want to hide your own college t–shirt in a hole

If you thought you went to the ‘coolest’ college, had the coolest campus around and everything that comes with it here’s something that might make you re-think. Take a look at these ‘pun-niest’ witty slogan t-shirts from colleges all around the country that are bound to crack you up.

#1 This goes out to all the nerds out there! We mean ‘cool’ nerds! Yes, they do exist

#2 Talking about nerds, the aerodynamics club t-shirt at BITS Pilani sure has a ‘high’ sense of humor

#3 These students aim ‘high’, quite literally!

#4 This slogan is no rocket science

#5 And this one hits the nail on the head

#6 Just like this one

#7 And this one

#8 Enough with the screws already

#9 And some are just lucky……well not really!

#10 Won’t everyone around just love to attend this fest?

#11 Happy when they got in and even happier when they got out. Ironic.

#12 Electrical department at IIT Kanpur! The backside sure is hilarious

#13 Three cheers to all the ‘strippers’ in the house!

#14 Who knew silicon could be used to make things look smaller

#15 And for this

#16 These people might just know a thing or two about deeeep digging

This story was inspired by this thread on www.quora.com

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February 23, 2015