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We bet every Indian parent has used this line at least once on their kids

We love our parents and there’s no two ways about the fact that they always keep our best interest in mind. However sometimes, just to encourage us, they lie to us. Yes, parents lie too. And there’s one line every Indian parent has used in front of their kids to keep them going while knowing that it’s not the truth. Take a look.

1) At age 12

2) At age 16

3) At age 18

4) At age 22

5) At age 24

6) At age 25

7) At age 27

This article was inspired by this post found on Quora.

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August 21, 2015
Kevin Dillon turned 50 today and we have got some of his best “Drama” moments

Entourage is probably one of the best shows HBO has ever dished out. Another great thing they did for which we’re really thankful is that they got Kevin Dillon to play the part of Johnny Drama. Every Entourage fan knows how Drama totally stole the show, quite literally. Kevin Dillon turned 50 today and here are some of his best Drama moments that we love!

If you don’t know about his awesomeness, you’ve probably never watched Entourage and you don’t know what you’ve missed!

#1 Dillon turns 50 today and still looks super young. This is how Drama would have probably reacted on getting the better of age!

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#2 Or maybe Johnny would go BANANAS!

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#3 Sometimes Drama won’t take your sh*t and why would he? He’s Johnny Drama!

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#4. And don’t we just love the little things he does. Like this…

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#5 Step back, when Drama is on the field. Geez, you fans.

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#6 EAT ME. (Turtle and Drama together can start a laugh riot)

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#7. Everybody would want to live with their best friends, but Drama actually did it.

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August 20, 2015
“hie, will you make my frnd”- Sh*t women go through on Facebook

While some men choose Tinder to look for dates or new friends, some prefer rather old-school methods like sending annoying messages on Facebook which (we are sure to their surprise) land in that “others” section of the inbox that women don’t mostly check, because they are unimportant. YES.

In this grand scheme of things, men seem to have it absurdly easy or at least that’s what they like to think. However, little do they know that these kind of messages are just used to have a good laugh (or lodge a big complaint) when women are bored at work. Take a look at these annoying messages on Facebook that we are sure every woman has seen at least once in their lifetime, social media lifetime we mean.

1) That’s what you get when you drink radium juice!!

2) Straight to the point! Girls love that..

3) When facebook screams ‘ADD HER’ via suggestions

4) Hi

5) Vocabulary level – Google

6) They don’t know you yet still manage to offer criticism

7) How to make BEST net friends

8) Too (S)Crappy

9) Meet Mr. Rhyme-A-Lot

10) Dr. Love on rejection

August 20, 2015
9 things people do at work when they’re actually not working!

It doesn’t matter if you love your job or not, you need a getaway once a while (read everyday). Everybody does it, getting off the chair and just go wandering around the office to do anything but work. There’s nothing wrong with doing that!

And for those of you who think they haven’t done anything like this before, here’s a list of 9 things people do at work when they’re actually not working. Take a look and learn!

#1 Watch cat videos, because why not?

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#2 Secretly try to take a nap at work – Like a boss!

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#3 Call up friends for plans after work; everybody likes to be prepared.

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#4 Stare at the clock; sadly, it doesn’t make time go any faster!

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#5 Get on to social networking websites and stalk ‘people’!

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#6 Order food and wait till it’s delivered. Ah… that feeling when your phone rings!

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#7 Daydream. Yep, just sit and… daydream. Many geniuses were born like that.

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#8 Take a smoke break or maybe a several!

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#9 DNLB – Do Nothing Look Busy (Yes, that will surely save your a** at work especially when your boss is around).

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August 20, 2015
10 thoughts that cross your mind when you see your favourite coffee mug coming to you!

There are two kinds of people in this world – the ones who like to wake up next to their loved ones and the others, who want to wake up to coffee waiting for them in their favourite mug.

Yep, true story. A lot of us belong to the latter category and it’s perfectly fine! We love coffee and its safe to assume that it loves us back! And therefore, here’s a post about every coffee lover’s relationship with their favourite beverage – coffee.

We have listed 10 thoughts that cross your mind when you see your favourite coffee mug coming to you.

#1 “I’ve waited for you, for so long”

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#2 “It’s not my coffee mug, and now all of a sudden the coffee tastes crappy”

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#3 “I’d rather make my coffee and pamper myself, don’t need anybody else”

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#4 “Its 2 a.m. in the morning, perfect time for a coffee”

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#5 “That strong smell of coffee is much better than the smell of roses”

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#6 “It better be black and strong… just the way I like it” (no pun intended)

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#7 “Don’t drop my mug, empty or full. I’ll drop you from the face of the Earth”

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#8 “Wish you could talk to me, dear coffee”

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#9 “How I look forward to drinking you everyday”

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#10 “I think I need a new coffee mug”

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August 18, 2015
Imagine a world without cheese! Here’s how it would look like!

What if you wake up one day and figure that there’s no cheese left in the world? Hell would break loose for most of us, won’t it? Yes, this terrible thought crossed our mind and we have even more terrible facts lined up for you! They’re going to break your heart and send shivers down your spine. This is what’s going to happen if you live in a world without cheese.

PS – This is a serious problem we’re talking about.

#1 NO MORE PIZZA.

We can hear your heart sink. Settle down, there’s more (breathes heavily)

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#2 What would you like to have with your wine?

Nachos maybe? Because no cheese!

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#3 Jerry would die of hunger.

Your favourite rat is dead not because Tom killed him!

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#4 Mayonnaise will rule the world (sadly)

That is worse than vegans taking over the world!

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#5 No more fun in getting FAT!

Seriously, how to get fat without cheese?

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#6 Bid your goodbyes to cheesecakes!

Losing your will to live now, are you?

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#7 No more ‘say cheese’ for your photographs.

Why’d you want to say something that’s going to make you burst into tears? Or doesn’t exist?

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#8 Every pizza brand will have to redo their ad campaigns.

They’ll probably picture a pizza with NO CHEESE on it! That’s a sigh we pray NO ONE gets to see in their lifetime!

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#9 No more Mac & Cheese

Try Mac & Mayonnaise and puke. How can anyone eat that, seriously?

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#10 Cheese balls would be just… Balls

Yeah, eat that.

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The only cheesy thing we’d be left with is people. Not sure which is worse, a Zombie Apocalypse or a world without cheese!

August 18, 2015
What if dragons were for real?

There are many things we wish would happen for real like actually going out with your crush, more money in your bank account but this is above all that. We’re talking about something big, insane and super cool – dragons. Ever thought how life would be if they really existed in this age? We came up with a few thoughts on ‘what if dragons were for real?’, check ‘em out!

#1 Khaleesi would be for real!

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#2 The amount of mother of dragons would be too damn high!

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#3 We’d need more fire brigades

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#4 Kids would want to ride dragons rather than elephants and camels

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#5 Don’t have to buy plane tickets no more!

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#6 Dogs wouldn’t be the favourite pets anymore!

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#7 ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ books would be a guide for people!

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#8 Potty training for pets would be easier because they can take care of their own poop by just lighting it on fire.

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August 13, 2015
10 thoughts men have while getting an awkward boner!

For those who don’t know what an awkward boner is, we request you to not go any further. STOP. You’re still reading it aren’t you – you inquisitive little person!

Fine but at your own risk.

If you’re a man, you sure know what we’re talking about when we say the words ‘awkward boner’. And for the ladies – yes, it has a mind of its own and it can happen anytime. At times, us guys even give our wee wee a name for the same reason like ‘Jacky’s happy again’. Without getting into further details (ahem ahem) we’d like to tell everyone that when we do get an awkward boner, believe us – chances are, we aren’t even thinking sexually (hence the term awkward boner).

Here’s a list of things an average man thinks in his head while battling this horrendous situation of getting an awkward boner at a very awkward time.

1. “WTF! AGAIN??”

2. “What? I wasn’t even thinking about sex (or bumpy rides).”

3. “Hope no one asks me to get up from my seat right now!”

4. “Why the hell are you here?”

5. “I need a book or a laptop.”

6. “It’s okay, there are all dudes here. I’m sure they’d understand”

7. “I wish I was home right now (well, in front of my laptop).”

8. “Go away……woah, look at that chick there. You can stay. Shutup, you sneaky little perv.”

9. “WTF! Where were you last night when I needed you.”

10. “AWKWARD BONER! AWKWARD BONER! AWKWARD BONER!”

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August 13, 2015
9 reasons why Dinosaurs are extinct!

Hello there! Dino’s are cool but unfortunately they’re no longer with us. This post is totally dedicated to our extinct friends as we have finally figured the reasons why dinosaurs left us alone in this evil world. Believe us, if you think the meteors did it – you’re wrong. Everything was planned all along and we are all a part of a sorcery that has changed us humans in more than one way.

Take a look at these 9 reasons why dinosaurs are extinct!

#1 Because Ross needed a weird obsession for the TV series Friends for it to be successful.

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#2 Because iPhones needed a much-downloaded game called Dino rush.

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#3 Because Steven Spielberg was destined to be famous and make a fortune!

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#4 Because they needed a star attraction in all the science museums.

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#5 Because the kid’s toy stores like Hamleys needed a new range of toys!

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#6 Because paleontologists had to be rich nerds!

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#7 Because kids needed their favourite purple dino ‘Barney’ to make learning fun.

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#8 Because the meteors wanted to have some fun!

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#9 Because their eggs-stink!

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August 12, 2015
8 things that are extremely difficult to find in life (especially when you’re hammered)!

If you think love is the most difficult thing to find in life – the answer is no! There are some things that are just beyond our control. And when you’re at that happy place (thanks to the sweet poison you’ve been consuming), finding a few necessary things becomes awfully difficult.

Here’s a list of 8 things that are extremely difficult to find in life!

1. Remote control

You get back home, change into your sweats and just when you decide to climb under the blanket and watch some TV or turn on the AC….BAM! That stupid remote goes missing. You curse it left, right and center and ransack the entire place to find that little device. Sh*t gets tougher when you do it while being in an intoxicated stage.

2. Lighter

A cigarette lighter is the most wh*r-ish element that circulates around at parties and get-togethers. Sadly there are times when you really feel like having a smoke and realise that the lighter is not in your pocket. Sucks! Doesn’t it?

3. Your phone and wallet

After that heavy night of drinking, the two things that absolutely love to play hide and seek with you are your wallet and your cell phone (which is most likely switched off). That mini heart attack is the real pain that stinks more than a hangover!

4. Your phone charger

Talking about switched-off cell phones! Where did you keep your charger? Is it in the car? Or maybe somebody borrowed it. Life seems so unfair when you finally find your phone only to realise that the charger’s being a b*tch!

5. Car keys

Yeah yeah. They all fall into the same category.

6. Your friends!

Well, you’re at a party of a 100 people and there you are, standing alone in a corner trying to look for familiar faces. Just make sure when you try to call your friends, your drunken self doesn’t accidentally end up calling your parents on speed dial! That’s not the conversation you would want to have!

7. Your brain

Wise decision-making? A big NO! Just remember – you can always blame it on the alcohol the next day.

8. Your self-respect

Having a conversation with a total stranger is the easiest thing to do. Going a little ahead with them with you know what is another thing that happens with some under the influence of alcohol. In such cases, refer to point number 7.

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August 11, 2015
10 questions that everybody tries to avoid

There are ways to make a conversation better in order to keep it interesting but what if someone comes up with a question that ruins the whole experience of exchanging words? Here are 10 questions that everybody tries to avoid!

1. Why do you smoke?

Now, that question has been left unanswered so many times that you’ve lost count.

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2. Why do you drink?

That question just makes us want to have another drink.

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3. At what age did you lose your virginity?

This is where the sh*t gets real.

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4. What are your future plans?

Your relatives’ favourite question (read: weapon) and dodging this one ain’t that easy when you’re surrounded by them!

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5. How much do you earn?

Alright, slow down there! Geez.

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6. Can you shut the f*** up?

They’re talking utter nonsense and you just have one question in mind. But some people shamelessly tackle this one and continue to rant! Y U DO DIS?

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7. Have you ever peed your pants after getting drunk?

You’re out drinking with your buds, it’s time you had some fun with them. Shoot some weird questions, make them spill some truth!

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8. What are you doing with your life?

The long pause and that look on your face is the answer. Sucks, doesn’t it?

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9. I like Jessica Black! Do you?

Not just the question, avoid these people too!

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10. Are you sexually active?

Whatever your answer is, you’re going down (no pun intended).

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August 10, 2015
Guess who’s back? Our very own Pakistani reporter!

Few years ago, Mr. Chand Nawab got his moment of fame where he hit the spot light by making millions of people laugh out loud. Thanks to a few noble people who uploaded his video and made him a YouTube celebrity.

Just when we all had almost forgotten about the star Pakistani reporter, our very own Nawazuddin Siddique enacted the same video in the blockbuster movie Bajrangi Bhaijaan. Well this wasn’t just it, this time the reporter has rolled out another hilarious video where he gets quite perturbed by a kid who enters the frame.

Check out this hilarious video by Funny Local News Bloopers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9DptcNmKk8

August 5, 2015
10 Things women hate doing but do it anyway

There’s no doubt about the fact that women are beautiful but at most times the beauty doesn’t come as effortlessly as it seems. The truth is that everyone likes being lazy and everyone includes women too. We do enjoy being a couch potato until reality hits us and we recall that grace and good looks come at a cost. It is hard to be a woman because we have to constantly take care of ourselves and be proper in front of everyone even if we hate doing so. Here are 10 things that women hate doing but do it anyway.

1) Crossing legs– Because they fall asleep and it really hurts to bring them back to life yet we can’t really avoid that.

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2) Switching purses- Because it’s necessary to match our bag with our outfit yet we always forget something.

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3) Blow drying and straightening hair- Because it takes an eternity to do them.

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4) Meeting guys on tinder- Because we dream of Mr. Right, not Mr. Who-swiped-right yet live in a dilemma that we might swipe right across them.

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5) Trying to hide tampons on the way to the bathroom – Because period-shaming.

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6) Shaving – Because there are times when you just can’t deal with the hell of going through hot wax (which isn’t very pleasant either).

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7) Covering up a sexy outfit on the street- Because you don’t want creeps to pass comments and bring your ninja out to deal with them.

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8) Packing for trips two weeks before the actual trip- Because it’s better to be safe than sorry. Also, organising things.

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9) Taking care of our boyfriends when they’re sick- Because they turn into the biggest cry-babies ever.

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10) Applying eyeliner- Because it’s a never ending task and you can’t always get it right in one shot.

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August 5, 2015
See how India reacted to Porn ban in these 15 hilarious tweets!

Government has clearly failed to understand why banning porn is a very sad thing (at least most of us guys think so). Guys, we feel you (no pun intended). Many people used the power of Internet to share their views about the porn ban on the social networking site Twitter.

Take a look at how India reacted to porn ban in these 15 hilarious tweets!

1. Talk about real problems.

2. Touché

3. Hitting the nail on the head!

4. Not sure if that’s a great business idea

5. Ironic

6. Any regrets?

7. Now that’s some consolation

8. The million dollar question!

9. And blocked us!

10. Answer THAT!

11. If that doesn’t make your heart sink, we don’t know what will

12. He sees the brighter side!

13. Let’s keep our fingers crossed

14. BURN!?

15. Cost effective much?

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August 4, 2015
Did collegehumour.com just troll us Indians in the funniest way possible? #PornBan

The truth is out there! Porn and Dinosaurs have something in common for us Indians now – They’re extinct! (Let’s take a minute to thank the Government of India here).

Rising to the occasion was our friend – collegehumour.com. For those who don’t know what it’s about, doesn’t matter, now you’d never know.

The fun website put a smile on our faces with their recent tweet on ’12 facts I made up about India because they can’t see this article right now’. Again – guess we can never read that article now.

Take a look at this tweet below!

Also, here’s a message from one of the biggest porn sites in the country –

*Walks away sulking* #PornBan

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August 4, 2015