Category: JUST FOR LAUGHS

If you are confused about whether or not you should join a start-up, here are a few things that would totally help you make up your mind. Take a look at a few fun facts that may hold true for most of the start-ups across the country!

1. Your career kicks off along with the start-up

With the right idea and marketing skills, your start-up may grow leaps and bounds sooner than you know it. And the best part is you will be a part of the founding team forever… A tag nobody can take away from you! Being one in many at a giant multinational will never be able to match up to this feeling.

2. Homely environment

Yes! You do feel at home while working with a start-up. Impromptu brain storming sessions, constructive activities, random breaks and above all – home cooked food! Need more reasons?

3. You always feel free to walk into the boss’s office

Well that’s the awesome part. Your boss sits right in front of you or maybe next door and he doesn’t care how many times you knock on his door for little things.

4. Diverse KRAs

You can’t really stick to your designated job role in a start-up. Exploring and experimentation with your product/services is a must, and for that one needs to be involved with various other responsibilities. It also keeps things interesting as you have to multitask all the time and you discover skills you never knew you had!

5. You are the boss or something very close to it

Of course your boss would let you take decisions for the company. He hired you out of those twenty-something employees knowing your potential to do things! Therefore your opinion counts.

6. No designated workstations, No dress code, No lunchtime!

That’s the most awesome part of being associated with a start-up. Nobody cares where you sit, what you wear and there’s no designated time for lunch or evening snacks! How cool is that?

7. Small family – Happy family

Enough said! Enjoy this time before the company expands and sh*t gets serious!

Had a heavy night? This post is for those of you who are tired of dealing with their ‘alcohol enthusiast’ friends. Here’s a list of things people say when they are hung-over and how you should react to them. Take a look!

1. Sh*t I’m so hungover!

Now that’s a classic one. Let’s face it! Each one of us, at some point, has said it (unless you’re a teetotaler). But encountering those golden words coming from your peers must seem like a common phenomenon. Perhaps it’s time you make your peace with it!

2. I need to go on a detox

‘No Soda. No Carbs. No Alcohol. Period!’ But the real question is – Will it last long before you find yourself sitting again at the bar counter making merry with the sweet poison of life?

3. I could really use a power nap!

Agreed! Power naps always help. But what was the point of getting up early in the first place if you really had to tell me that?

4. Please get some red bull for me?

You might want to add a little vodka to that! I mean life’s all about having fun right? If red bull makes you active, believe me – a little alcohol with it would do wonders. Like they say, only poison can cure poison!

5. Wait! Did that happen last night?

You don’t wanna know that! Take my word. How about I text you later and tell you when you’re not in front of me?! It will save us both the embarrassment.

6. OMG! Who changed my clothes?

Your roommate did. No! You did not get lucky last night. You’re welcome.

7. I think I’m still a little drunk

Are you serious? Wait! Weren’t you that happily-hammered person at the party last night taking selfies with random people? Ring a bell?!

8. I look like sh*t!

You also smell like sh*t. Sh*t that’s made of vodka.

9. Why are you talking so loud? It’s annoying!!

Well, the only annoying human being in this room might be you… Going on and on and on about how your head’s going to explode. Run before somebody ties a bomb around you and actually makes you blow up!

10. Did I text my ex last night?

Maybe you did. Now is the time you should go through your call logs and pictures from last night.

11. God get me through this day!

Leave God alone! Stop drinking so much.

Wondering why she’ll date your best friend but not be seen dead with you? If you are committing one of these 10 fashion crimes then you better stop, if you really want to take her out!

1. Ditch that sandals-with-socks look!

Yes, it was a fad once in the 90s but it is as jaded now as the places your parents went to as teenagers! If you want to make a first good impression, lose those socks with the sandals. Better still, lose those sandals for good!

2. Revealing too much with your low-cut tees?

You think you’re John Abraham? Or Ryan Gosling? IF and only IF you are – Sure go ahead. Otherwise, button up brother.

3. That slogan on your t-shirt, seriously?

Walking around with a funny slogan on your tee? Chances are she’s not even looking at your face! That’s right! She has already rejected you in the head thanks to that banal print on your tee.

4. Bling ain’t for blokes!

Wait, what’s that shimmery thing on your waist? Is that a buckle? DAMN MY EYES!!! On second thoughts, you might remind her of Emma Watson from ‘The Bling Ring’.

5. Extra-tight pants

Ouu la la…look at those curvy legs…OMG is that a guy?

6. Extremely low-waist jeans

Hey, nice underwear. Just make sure you don’t stick it out in my face every time you walk by me!

7. Sunglasses on a cloudy day? Really?

Do not, DO NOT, wear sunglasses to a date on a cloudy day, or even an indoor date! (Yes, some of you out there are guilty of that crime!) The only thought in her head is, ‘What the hell is he trying to hide under those shades? A purple eye maybe?!’

8. Badly-fitted shirts

We all understand that being comfortable with your bod is the best fashion advice that was ever offered. But, if your shirt tells tales of your beer drinking capacity then you might want to get a bigger size, especially when you’re trying to sweep someone off her feet.

9. Creepy hairdo

Agreed that hair is the ultimate styling accessory for men, Not that we are trying to encourage you to try other accessories, NO! But getting it right is what you should focus on. Coloured hair, hair with too much product, Mohawks, afros … you get the point.. are a big fat NO! Keep it simple and neatly styled, that’s all the ladies want!

10. Fake brands

You should not carry anything fake to a date, fake clothes, fake shoes, fake belts, fake accents or a fake attitude. If she spots you with a fake brand she is going to get a fake something-bad-happened call and get the hell out of there!