Author: Umesh Rajani

  • 7 thoughts that go through a guy’s mind when talking to a beautiful girl for the first time!

    7 thoughts that go through a guy’s mind when talking to a beautiful girl for the first time!

    Alright, brothers from another mothers! This one thing has caught my mind and its time I got this out. We all have had these thoughts and they are completely normal to a guys’s world. Whenever we see a girl, we have a couple of thoughts in our mind that we don’t want any mind reader to know. Talking about reading minds, we are glad girls can’t do that. Some would be happy and some would be taking us men as creeps. And before women judge us, please note that we don’t mean to disrespect, these are just few compliments that we wish to keep in our mind and sometimes it’s best that way. So, here are a few thoughts that go through a guy’s head when he’s talking to a beautiful girl for the first time!

    And ladies, embrace these pointers as compliments!

     

    #1 “OH LORD! She’s damn good lookin’!”

    Yep, let’s face it; be it a guy or a girl, everybody gets carried away by good looks. That’s the truth. Nobody knows how you are from the inside, so you take the chance just because the person is attractive and try to make the conversation. Now, with guys it’s almost the same but with that thought in his mind, he might just hesitate to approach you but believe me, he’s floored already. Take that coming from a guy.

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    #2 “I hope she talks as good as she looks! Please God!”

    Not saying that it’s the case with every guy but a guy with brains will like a girl who is at least a bit similar to him and not just a hot chick who makes him look good in front of people. That’s douchebaggery: 101. And besides, who doesn’t like to have someone who can talk well and keep up a conversation. Some people are suckers for that!

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    #3 “She’s got a great butt. Stop looking at it!”

    Again, ladies, that’s a guy thing. And don’t say that you have never checked out a man’s butt. That’d be a BIG, BIG butt… lie! I mean lie! That’s true isn’t it? And it’s completely fine. We are humans, and in our defence, we’re just admiring beauty. So congratulations on a great behind! And if a guy asks you, “have you been working out?” it doesn’t necessarily mean he thinks that you lost weight. Get it?

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    #4 “Wait, are her friends this good looking too?”

    Please note that it doesn’t always mean that we are looking for options. Well, that depends if it didn’t work out on you. We’d like to keep our options open. And you’d do that too. Which again, is a very natural thing to do? Let’s go exploring!

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    #5 “You’ve been blessed by the Gods, woman! Hot legs in da house!”

    What beard is to women, legs, butt and boobs are to men. Now, it’s not our fault that God gave so much to women and the rest was passed on to men. We are happy with what we have. And you ladies are still somewhere not content with what you got. Maybe that’s why the makeup came to existence. And we are happy that it did. Whatever makes you ladies happy? We appreciate you in every manner possible!

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    #6 “Hope she likes Coldplay over Kajra Re!”

    Everything aside, music does matter. We’re not saying every guy’s into international music, no! But there are plenty of men to whom music is a great deal. Some are happy with Honey Singh and some would just dance to his music when drunk because when you’re drunk who gives a f*ck? You just need your body moving! We fall in the latter category. And to be honest, music is one of those points where you have won the heart.

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    #7 “Wait, would she even consider talking to me in the first place?”

    A guy has probably dreamt of things months ahead before he has even approached the girl. I know khayali pulao tastes like heaven but then again, get your shit together. If you want all that to happen grow a pair and at least say “Hello!” And dear ladies, how about you do the same? No, don’t grow the pair, please, but if you think you like a guy somewhere, give it a shot! If nothing, you might just find a new friend in them. There’s no harm in that!

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    Ladies, every guy that approaches you can’t be a creep, a few might be, but not all. You’re smart creatures, show men that you are. Cheers!

     

  • BriaAndChrissy’s new video shows how gay men react after touching a vagina for the first time!

    BriaAndChrissy’s new video shows how gay men react after touching a vagina for the first time!

    We’ve seen a couple of videos where BriaAndChrissy have done very different experiments and all of them have turned out to be hilarious. This time, they got gay men to touch vagina for the first time the twist is these gay men have never even seen one. Their reactions are priceless and their questions will crack you up! After gay men touched boobs for the first time and BriaAndChrissy touched penis for the first time, this is what we have to, have to share! If you loved the previous videos, believe us, this one is a laugh riot in itself.

     

     

     
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  • These Indian celebs made it to Twitter’s Top 100 most followed list!

    These Indian celebs made it to Twitter’s Top 100 most followed list!

    After Facebook, people moved to other social networking websites, the most popular of these being Twitter, where you say what you want to say in limited characters and people can talk to you by replying, re-tweeting, or liking your tweets. Now, that the celebs have got a hang of it, their fans are as happy as they can be trying to connect with them. These Indian celebs not just made it big in Bollywood but also aced the art of ’tweeting’ and that’s what got them into Twitter’s Top 100 most followed list. We’re pretty sure you’d be happy seeing these names. Check ‘em out!

    #1 Enjoying the 55th rank in the world, Big B is on top of the game as far as Indian celebs go. He’s Shahenshah for a reason! 

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    #2 He’s leading India but not Twitter’s Top 100 list! 

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    #3 Just behind Modi Ji is Rahul aka Shah Rukh Khan!

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    #4 And 7 ranks behind is Aamir Khan on number 68. We believe he’ll cover the gap in no time! *plays Dhoom track in background*

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    #5 Charming everyone in India, Prem aka Salman Khan has made it to spot… ahem.. 69!

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    #6 The only Indian diva to be on the list and this name made us the happiest of all, Deepika Padukone ranks 98th on the list!

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  • 6 thoughts that go through your mind when shopping online!

    6 thoughts that go through your mind when shopping online!

    Every person in the world loves shopping; there are no two ways about it. Some day or the other you’ll have to shop, for yourself or for someone else and that’s when you start enjoying it. You won’t even know and you’d have gone through a couple of websites looking for something better than the last product or for a better price. Online shopping comes at a cost (obviously) but the cost here is, hours in front of your laptop and good concentration so that you don’t miss out on things. But there are always thoughts that go through your mind when shopping online!

    Just remember, it’s not just you, it’s all of us.

    #1 You want it ALL!

    Yes, that’s the first thought in every person’s head when they start shopping online that gets them scrolling and clicking, making them open new tabs and bookmarking pages. We have all done that, and probably never ordered half of the stuff for two reasons: you forgot or you ran out of cash, so you cry to yourself in sleep, praying to God that you get your salary on time this month. Trust us, by the time your salary arrives, your list would have grown and how!

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    #2 Discount codes become your temporary new best friends!

    The art of shopping online also includes using your best friends, and by that, we mean the precious discount coupons which help you grab whatever your eyes can catch a glimpse of. Discount coupons are the reason you know the shopaholic inside you, be thankful for that. But there are times when no coupon can help you and your world starts to fall apart. For such days, we recommend you keep your hopes high and your fingers crossed. You are not alone.

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    #3 That one thing you need (read: want) just went out of stock!

    This is one of those reasons why you stopped believing in God. When that happens, you check other shopping websites hoping you will find what you’re looking for but with every time you scroll down, your heart begins to sink and you even leave your mail address so you’d be notified when the product is available again. Let’s face it, that’s a long shot and your hopes are dangling on a thin thread. Let it go, man.

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    #4 Fashion websites have everything but not your size.

    The first site you log on to is most probably your favourite and when they do things like this to you, trust issues are born. You’d open a few tabs happily thinking, “I’m so buying this!” and when it comes to choosing sizes, all your efforts of clicking, raiding the website go to trash. But just because you’re a strong soul, you pick yourself up and you start looking again, this time another website! *almost teary*

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    #5 That big-ass sale has nothing for you in store.

    Online stores obviously have insane amount of products and somehow, you don’t find or get what you’ve been searching for. And what you have on sale probably looks like you’d never use, wear or even recommend to someone. If you thought online shopping was easy and that too when sales are on, well, you couldn’t be more wrong!

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    #6 Delivery is going to take time, better order more stuff!  

    AND FINALLY! You got what you were looking for, be it the latest gadget or the coolest pair of loafers with the right size and most importantly at a price that didn’t make you scream. You have even placed the order and let’s just say you paid for it online. The problem arises when the delivery takes time. And you get paranoid like never before, probably more than when you were giving your boards (that says a lot about your priorities, but we aren’t judging). And just because you couldn’t handle waiting on your order, you order more stuff and there’s not even a logical reason for that, well, at least not one that many will understand *rolling eyes*.

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  • Give your eyes something good to watch with these movies we picked from Oscar nominations!

    Give your eyes something good to watch with these movies we picked from Oscar nominations!

    The movies that get nominated for Oscars are undoubtedly the best of the year. But every year there are so many movies that get nominated or even the ones who win come to you as movies you’ve probably haven’t heard of or watched. And this year, before you repeat the same mistake we have picked these movies from the Oscar nominations for you to watch before the big day. These movies are not to be missed out on! So, here’s the list all, you have to do is make sure you watch these before Oscars come knocking on your television screens!

     

    #1 The Revenant

    Based in the 1823, legendary frontiersman, this movie revolves around Hugh Glass (Leonardo DeCaprio), who is left behind by his hunting team after he is attacked by a bear and receives injuries. He utilises his survival skills and figures a way out to get to his family. Glass makes way and goes looking for John Fitzgerald (Tom Hardy), a former confidant who betrayed him and left him to die.  Director: Alejandro González Iñárritu

     

    #2 Spotlight

    Spotlight is based on the true story of a team of journalists who were put together by the editor Marty Baron of The Boston Globe, to investigate allegations against an unfrocked priest, John Geoghan. Geoghan had been accused of molesting more than 80 boys and the reporters make it their mission to find the evidence against the Roman Catholic Church posing as a cover up for sexual abuse. It stars, Mark Ruffalo, Rachel McAdams, Micheal Keaton, Live Schrieber and more. Director: Tom McCarthy.

     

    #3 Bridge of Spies

    New York-based lawyer James Donovan (Tom Hanks) is recruited by a CIA operative to negotiate the release of U.S. pilot Francis Gary Powers who was captured by the Soviet Union after his spy plane was shot down. Gary is sentenced for 10 years in jail and his only hope his James who boards the plane to Berlin, hoping to win the case by a prisoner exchange. If everything goes as planned, the Russian’s would get Rudolph Abel (Mark Rylance) the convicted spy who was defended by James in court. Director: Steven Spielberg.

     

    #4 The Danish Girl

    Einar Wegener (Eddie Redmayne), an artist prepares himself to undergo a sex change operation while his wife, Gerda (Alicia Vikander), stands with him in complete support. Director:  Tom Hooper.

     

    #5 The Big Short

    Four outsiders foresee the crash of a global economy and come up with the idea, The Big Short. Making bold investments shows a new side of modern banking where they should question everything and everyone. Christian Bale, Brad Pitt, Ryan Gosling and Steve Carrel play the leads in the movie. Director: Adam McCay.

     

    #6 The Martian

    Astronaut Mark Watney (Matt Damon) is sent to Mars with his team for a mission. Things go bad when the weather changes for the worse and Mark gets caught up in a storm and is left behind by his crew presuming he’s dead. After gaining senses, Mark realizes that he’s left with limited supplies and needs to find a way to contact Earth to let them know about his situation. The moment Mark’s crew get this information they plan a very challenging rescue mission. The story follows the measures taken to bring back Mark Wattney. Director: Ridley Scott

     

    #7 Trumbo

    In 1940s Hollywood, Dalton Trumbo (Bryan Cranston), a screenwriter is ordered to show up by the House of Un-American Activities Committee for bringing his Communist sympathies and cronies to light. Trumbo chooses to keep shut and asks his friends to do the same, just to protect their American rights. Being held in contempt of Congress, he’s sent to prison. After his release, Trumbo is told that he and his friends have been blacklisted and studios have been asked the by the government not to hire them. Trumbo then takes work with just a little money and no credit. After using a pen-name, Trumbo finally comes out with major works that he wrote and hopes it will bring an end to the suffering that victims of the Hollywood blacklist have been through. Director: Jay Roach.

     

    #8 Creed

    The seventh installation of the Rocky series is no less from the previous ones. Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone), the retired champ is found by Adonis Johnson, son of Apollo Creed who died before Adonis was born. Adonis gets a hold of Rocky and asks him to train him, seeing much of Creed in Adonis, Rocky agrees to coach him. Adonis, having boxing in his blood still has to face an opponent deadlier than him and soon gets a shot at the title, with Rocky’s help. Director: Ryan Coogler.

     

    #9 Steve Jobs

    Co-founder of Apple Inc. Steve Jobs’ (Michael Fassbender) story about how he developed computers that changes the way to look at them and technology. The movie also stars: Kate Winslet, Seth Rogen and Jeff Daniels. Director: Danny Boyle.

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  • 8 things you need to learn from a narcissist!

    8 things you need to learn from a narcissist!

    Not everybody is a narcissist and not everybody can be. It’s definitely not like you DON’T WANT TO BE one, it’s just sometimes not an option. You are one of us or you aren’t. And to an extent, narcissists get a lot of hate but then again, being a narcissist we don’t give a flying f*ck about what people say. That’s one of the many other great qualities of being a narcissist. Another thing, it’s not easy being one, more than anything in the world; you need to keep up with yourself. But that’s not something to worry about, take a look at these things you need to learn from a narcissist.

    #1 They’re happy with themselves, your presence is not required!

    Yep, they’re fine when they are single, they’re great when dating someone and even after a break up they handle themselves pretty fine. But that doesn’t mean they don’t feel or anything. They’re just better at letting past go and welcoming new things with a smile. A narcissist would say, f*ck that! And move on with another bottle of chilled beer. It’s for the good, you see.

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    #2 Socialising is in their blood.

    No doubt about that, socialising is like fresh air to them, it feels great and helps them in exploring new people, making new friends and if nothing they at least have a great time wherever they are! They’ll put on whatever they think looks great and will be on the roll. It’s great to notice the little things but their clothes don’t really play a major role in that category AND that doesn’t mean narcissists don’t like to dress up, they are narcissists for a reason! Hello!?

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    #3 They are always looking for something new

    Always. They’re always open to new experiences. All you need to do is ask them if they’d like to hang out or go for a road trip, possibility of them being out of your place in the next hour is too damn high. And good for you, they can be a great company plus, you’re going to have one hell of a trip to remember. Truth has been told, ladies and gentlemen!

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    #4 They’re very helpful, depending on what is it you need them for.

    We’re not saying everybody is helpful in today’s world and we’re definitely not saying all narcissists are very helpful and will be there for you in the middle of the night. They’re narcissists, not your mom. But if you’re in need at club, a bar or any other place like that, they can be a good helping hand. And if you have a narcissist friend, you’re in for good luck. Let’s just say, you dropped your jaw for a pretty girl, your narcissist help can help you by being your wingman.

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    #5 They know the art of selfies!

    Selfie is an art and not everyone is good at it, not all men and not all women. Narcissists on the other hand are always acing at taking selfies, like they were born with that skill, hell, they don’t even need selfie sticks! And for most of us, not going to lie, the struggle is real. Can’t take a good selfie till your arm aches and you have drained half of your phone’s battery. Don’t even think of denying it and yes, please delete the failed attempts of selfies.

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    #6  A narcissist never agrees that he/she is one!

    That is the truest thing about a narcissist, they’d (most of them) never agree to the fact that they are one. It’s not like they’re ashamed of it. God, no, to them it’s like a humble thing to do. Oh yes, definitely that! Just because they want others around them to feel normal, they’ll deny it every time! But it’s just how a narcissist’s mind works or it might just be true. Guess, we’ll never know!

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    #7 Checking themselves out rather than checking you out!

    That is the first known trait of a narcissist. They’re always checking themselves out and they do it in short intervals, before leaving for home, in the car, on the phone, before taking a picture, hitting the washroom and more! If you actually keep a count, you might just forget it by the end of the night. Believe it or not, they have this need to look at themselves even if no one else is, and checking if everything is on point or not.

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    #8 They always want to be the centre of attention

    They love the attention; any amount of it is probably less for them. In other words, they want to be Beyoncé of Destiny’s Child or Kim from the Kardashians, wait, no, not that one. But the point is clear. They’re not going to do stupid sh*t for it, rather wait and let the attention come to them. Class is a thing too, people! And once they have it, they will make the most of it. Even if it lasts for a few hours!  

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    You know, you can always learn a thing or two from someone but if you actually want to learn something cool, learn form a narcissist!

     

  • Are you living with a person who has OCD? We understand your struggle!

    Are you living with a person who has OCD? We understand your struggle!

    Out of all the mental disorders, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (the technical jargon for OCD) is the most common one. People suffering from this disorder are basically obsessed with a certain element in their life but it’s more commonly cleanliness-related. Before we discuss the precautions one should take while living with a person having OCD, let us throw some light on this peculiar disorder. A person having OCD constantly produces thoughts and images of different things constantly. They are unable to control their thought process and perform certain acts repeatedly like washing their hands, looking for their wallets, making sure the door is locked and more. The most common OCD is generally related to fear of germs and dirt. And if you are living with a person who has OCD, you obviously have a very clean environment but it can get a little annoying too. All because, this person is controlled by OCD. Here’s how they probably function! 

     

    #1 To them, details matter and they’ll make sure it matters to you too. 

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    #2 They’ll leave no chance to teach you how to do things right!


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    #3 Cleanliness is just one thing, everything else also has to be on point. Everything.  


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    #4 You can shut them up by just praising them about their OCD. It can also backfire, but you always need some thrill in life, don’t you?

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    #5 Knowingly or unknowingly, they always manage to get on your nerves and it’s you who needs to keep calm because they never back down!


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    #6 You need to give them very different kind of compliments. Talk about a challenge! 


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    #7 Their moves are better than Jagger’s and if they have a drink in hand, no chance of spilling it. Do you need another guilt trip?


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    #8 They do have misconceptions about themselves.  


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    #9 And they don’t give two sh*ts about what people say! 


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    #10 Their idea of fun… Well, it’s very different. 


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  • Dear men, nothing will inspire you to dress fab like Pitti Uomo 89!

    Dear men, nothing will inspire you to dress fab like Pitti Uomo 89!

    Dressing up is an art and art is only good when you experiment with it. In fashion, experimenting with clothes means experimenting with yourself! And nothing explains that better than the bi-annual show, Pitti Uomo, which sheds the light on fashion specifically for men. With that it also lets designers sell some very different and appealing clothes.

    Everyone from fashion enthusiasts, editors, buyers and retailers are present at this major event. And like every year, this year too, Pitti Uomo 89 took place in Florence, Italy and all the fashion peeps from the around the world showed up flaunting the best of their style. 

    Take a look at these street style images from this year’s Pitti Uomo 89 and get inspired! 

     

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  • Fitoor’s second single is out and the video is as great as the song!

    Fitoor’s second single is out and the video is as great as the song!

    Just when we’d stopped gushing about Fitoor’s trailer, the first single of the movie, ‘Yeh Fitoor Mera’ was released. And the song is already a part of many people’s playlist. Now the movie is out with its second single, ‘Pashmina’, which by the way is as soft as the cloth itself. If you don’t believe us, you need to put it on right away. And once you’ve heard it, it’s Amit Trivedi you need to put your hands together for. He has given his voice and mind to the song and we can easily say it paid off pretty well. But it’s not just the song that you’ll be hooked to, it’s also the video. You will have Katrina Kaif leave you speechless with your jaw dropped to the ground with her moves while Aditya Roy Kapur charms you effortlessly (being his usual self). With all that information, we don’t think it’s good to make you wait so, here it is, check it out!  

     

  • The struggle of coming to work with a hangover is indeed real!

    The struggle of coming to work with a hangover is indeed real!

    Let’s put it out in the open (before you run your nasty brain, there’s no pun intended), all we are saying is, everybody loves alcohol and those who don’t drink, well, what do you know? And we are not saying that it’s good to be an alcoholic, hell no, what we are saying is, it’s a good add on to your days, nights, parties, get-togethers, in your happy times, definitely in your sad times and the list is never-ending. Alcohol does bring out the real you and you might regret drinking the next morning, but the times you had when you were walking like a diva and a glass (or a bottle) in your hand are not something to feel sorry about. Unless, you were being the centre of attention for all the wrong reasons, then my friend, the joke’s on you. But that isn’t even the real problem, the real problem kicks in harder than alcohol when you realize you have work next day. And surviving the whole day at work with  a heavy head is what the struggle is all about.

    But, but, there are some random ways you can survive the day at work and here they are!

    #1  First of all, make sure you get to work!

    Sh*t went down, you got drunk, all’s fine but to getting to work is just the start of your struggle. We’d say don’t drive, take a cab or something. Sit with ease and probably take a nap. A nap can do wonders and everyone knows that. If you’re lucky a nap is all you need.

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    #2 Try and don’t talk for your own good.

    Believe us on this one, try and avoid conversations you don’t want to get into the struggle of getting out of a conversation. Plus, you never know what you might end up saying that can land you in dire straits. So, get the work done, talk when needed and keep the lips sealed. And also, you never know if people smell your breath and be like, ‘what did you drink?’ and leave you with a straight face.

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    #3 Drink a lot of water

    Drinking water is any way good for your body and it does help you in sobering down. It’s the most basic way to get through the day at work, plus, who’s going to ask ‘why you’re drinking so much water?’ It’s water. Say that with a straight face. Yep. And if you can, squeeze some lemon in it. But that raises questions. Choice is yours.

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    #4 Grab a cup of strong coffee / tea

    Coming to work with a hangover is as bad as not having caffeine when you’re at work. It is a basic need. For people who have butt load of work, caffeine is like water to them (well, maybe not to everyone). Caffeine is the sh*t! It’s really  a great cure for your hangover and is always a good idea. It gets you going and leaves you wanting for more. And in no time your headache is gone.

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    #5 Make up an excuse

    Easiest way to get away from the disaster that may or may not happen, make an excuse that’s too good to be a lie. Basically, throw a lie at them and make sure it’s your masterpiece. A lie that can never be caught will be bought! (That’s original, by the way). Or you can go with ‘I got sick last night’, there’s no fun in that!

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    The next time you plan to get hammered, you know what to do, fellow Earth-lings. Cheers

  • These GIFs show how some men react while they masturbate!

    These GIFs show how some men react while they masturbate!

    If you think why are we talking about it then please, take a moment, go to your room and do the deed. You need to relax and understand it’s a very normal thing to do. Men and women both can please themselves and there are many ways to do so, this is just one of them. Now, specifically talking about men, masturbation helps, clearly. When you aren’t sexually active, masturbation is the answer. The funny part, it isn’t down there (no joke about your penis) but your expression that you obviously can’t see. So, we thought about it, and we found some GIFs that might just be similar to your expression.  

    Go ahead; take a look how some men react while they masturbate!

     

    #1 You have all the right things you need and nobody to knock on your door. 

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    #2  You know, when you haven’t done it so long? 

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    #3 Every man knows this feeling. We don’t even have to explain it, do we?

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    #4 When you’re home and can’t just hold on to do all the good things to yourself. 

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    #5 All the HARD work for that one feeling. And it pays off, just like that.

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    #6 Got to be nice to your ‘boy’. Big or small is not our concern. 

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    #7 The moment you know you need to give it a break. Seriously.

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    #8 It always feels like the first time. It does!

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    #9 Quietly and peacefully, just getting the job done.  

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    #10 Even Deadpool is open about it! 

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    Now, my friend, remember, it’s better to masturbate than hate. And that is very original. Oh also… 

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  • Five reasons why every man should use beard smoother / oil!

    Five reasons why every man should use beard smoother / oil!

    Even if its not very apparent, we men are also concerned about how we show up in public. Of course, it depends on our mood too but there are some things that have to, we repeat, HAVE TO be on point. Let’s put it straight, our beard is on top priority (for the most of us) and there’s no questioning that. Hair can be managed, if it’s messy, you can always say you’re trying out the ‘out of bed’ look. So you can simply lie and get out of the situation. But, when it comes to our beard and if we get some negative comments about it, we are taking it personally and you’re going down.

    To avoid that and because we love our beard, we choose to take care of it. Thankfully, we men don’t have to indulge in any kind of intense grooming session for that. A beard smoother is all we need and we’re good to go.

    Fellow men, here are the reasons why every man should use a beard smoother / oil! GO!

     

    #1 Your beard is smoother, shinier and you’re sexier.

    Let’s take a minute and thank the lord for your good ol’ beautiful beard. Be happy that you have one, some men aren’t that lucky but you are. Embrace it. A beard oil/ smoother helps you in keeping your beard shiny and smooth. And *poof* look at you, you sexy beast!

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    #2 Beard is healthy and you are happy.

    A healthy beard is the key to happiness for a man. Food and big biceps do make us happy too but the sense of satisfaction our beards give us is completely irreplaceable! Beard oil makes your facial hair healthier and with that it also is a good product for your skin.  Yeah, that makes you smile.

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    #3 It smells nice and with that so does your face! *grin*

    Your beard smells freaking great (basically, your face smells great). But that doesn’t mean you don’t brush your teeth? Don’t be that guy!

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    #4 Beards are absolute head turners!

    Let’s be honest here, men don’t have much to make the heads turn like women do (if you know what we’re talking about). They too are beautiful creatures. All we men have is a beard that we can flaunt around. That’s our weapon to woo women and make other men stare at our beards and come on, we love that! Now, you know what beard oil is capable of?

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    #5 It reduces the itchiness!  

    OH, PRAISE THE LORD! Every man that has got beard issues with the itchiness and it’s just a matter of time to get used to it, but why would you want that when you can use a damn product and get rid of it? Okay, we do admit we love running our hands through our beard and it’s even better when a woman wants to do that. Yeah! *winks while running hand through the beard* 

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    If you have more reasons why every man should use beard smoother / oil, do let us know in the comments section below.

     

  • These moments from Golden Globes 2016 will make you wish that you were a part of it!

    These moments from Golden Globes 2016 will make you wish that you were a part of it!

    The Golden Globes just happened and there were many things that we were looking forward to and some things just happened to surprise us! From the red carpet till the very end of the Golden Globes there was not one moment we dared to change the channel. If you slept through the show, well, then it sucks to be you. But till the time you catch the repeat telecast, here are a few moments from last night. Just don’t spill your coffee while you’re at it!

     

    #1 It doesn’t sound creepy when Sam Smith says it!

     

      #2 Pretty sure that's some kind of racist joke but we aren't judging!

     
      #3 That is very thoughtful, Brie!
     
      #4 We'll never know how J.Law manages to be so flawless!
     
      #5 Jamie Foxx pulling off a Steve Harvey, right there
     
      #6 This is the highlight of Golden Globes! Look at Leo's priceless expression!
     
      #7 What's cookin' with Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson?
     
      #8 It's Saul Goodman! With him always is! (Please, realize that we made a pun there, please?)
     
      #9 So, does this mean that Ted is in 23rd Jump Street!?
     
      #10 Something has got Rob Lowe's undying attention.
     
      #11 And you thought only you were excited for the Golden Globes?
     
      #12 That indeed is a very good question to ask on a platform like that!
     
      #13 That moment when you're going to make hilarious Caitlyn Jenner jokes, yep.
     
      Golden Globes 2016 were massive and these are the least of things you've missed. Make time and catch up with the Awards so you don't regret later!    

  • Reviews: Why every man should try out USTRAA by Happily Unmarried!

    Reviews: Why every man should try out USTRAA by Happily Unmarried!

    Beauty products do not hold as much importance in a man’s world and we haven’t understood why. It’s definitely not a bad thing, you’ve got to look after yourself, doesn’t matter if it’s about your appearance or bigger things in life but let’s not go there. Now, just to be clear, there are a few things men love to take care of; hair, biceps and the beard. And there are numerous products out there for your hair, a gym at every corner to boost your ego but how many of you have actually thought of taking care of your beard. Let’s get this straight, fellow men, a beard is a responsibility that you better not try and avoid. If you have got a beard, you’ve got to take care of it. It needs to be groomed, just like your hair and more than any of us, Happily Unmarried realized it (and we owe ‘em one for that!). Happily Unmarried came up with a line of products JUST FOR MEN called USTRAA, and it has everything a man would need to groom himself. The products are affordable and are available in five very unique “flavours”.

    Now, we have tried three of their products and we can tell you they actually do what the description says. And we can’t be happier.

     

    The Hair Wax

    This hair wax is the sh*t, no second thoughts about that. It actually gives a good hold to your hair, which means, it is going to stay in place, for good. It has got lavender oil which helps in controlling hair loss, dandruff and improves hair growth. What else do you need?

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    The Beard Wash

    The beard wash is basically shampoo for your beard and having it is a very good idea. Obviously, it keeps the beard clean but the ingredients of this product help in keeping your skin from itching, aging, keeping it healthy and smooth. You actually have nothing more to ask for now. Oh, also, keeps the skin hydrated AND is good for your hair.

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    The Mooch & Beard Tonic

    This tonic has got a blend of oils that make the hair growth healthy and keeps them shiny. So, the next time you get some heads turning around, it’s very much possible that your beard is on point.

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    But the best part about the products by USTRAA? They’re not tested on animals, only on rascals. That’s your cue to at least check the products out. USTRAA by Happily Unmarried is making men look and smell sexier since their existence. A recommendation from a bro to another bro. Cheers!

     

  • The list of TV shows returning this year is as exciting as it can get! Tip: take deep breaths while you scroll down.

    The list of TV shows returning this year is as exciting as it can get! Tip: take deep breaths while you scroll down.

    It’s here! The list we’ve been waiting for! The release dates for all (well, most of them) our favourite TV shows returning in 2016 are out. The list was mighty big and it took us a while to cut it down to this but we finally made it through. And now the only question that remains is, ‘how the f*ck are we going keep a tab on every damn show?’ but then again, where there is a will, there is a way. Many of the shows were divided in two parts, so, the ‘B’ basically refers to the second half of the season. The list is ready; the shows are ready to be aired. It’s you who needs to be prepared. Take a look at this beautiful list (We almost had tears).

     

    #1 The Simpsons – Season 27B (January 3rd)  

    There’s a reason that they’ve come so far with twenty seven seasons and still going strong. All because people have undying love for The Simpsons and the show very well deserves it! Back with the second half of the twenty seventh season; the show has already started airing, so, catch up, people!

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    #2 Family Guy – Season 14B (January 3rd)

    Peter Griffin and the family are back to make you cry while you laugh. The animated series is loved by many all over the world. Family Guy is on air now!

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    #3 Supergirl – Season 1B (January 4th)

    The series started last year and instantly grabbed the attention of superhero and comic lovers (of course). The show has been giving good competition to other comic-inspired shows like The Flash, Arrow and more. Supergirl is already up on your television screens!

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    #4 New Girl – Season 5 (January 5th)  

    The light comedy show is already out with the new fifth season. It’s funny and it stars Zooey Daschanel. Do we need more reasons?

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    #5 Modern Family – Season 7B (January 6th)

    You know, the same old story of three families dealing with themselves and the problems with the outcomes that start a laugh riot. The series has won numerous awards and you can watch it with your family! Sometimes it’s better to come out of your cave (read: room) and spend time with familiar faces? The second half of the seventh season started yesterday, you might want to look it up!

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    #6 Black-ish – Season 2B (January 6th)

    A black-comedy series about an African American family that’s trying to raise their kids in a white neighbourhood is hilarious and so light that you can watch the entire first season in one go and you’ll end up wanting more. Good for you, the second season has started rolling out! Something you should not miss out on.

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    #7 2 Broke Girls – Season 5B (January 6th)

    Even after four seasons and still broke, Max and Caroline have made it to the fifth season, good on them! We wish to see them start their own cupcake business and for that and the comedy they bring together, we will continue to watch them work for it!   

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    #8 The Big Bang Theory – Season 9B, (January 7th)  

    Awarded ‘The Favourite TV Show’ by People’s Choice Awards clearly tells you how great this series is. The second half of the ninth season airs today and sadly it’s the second last season, so, cherish it.

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    #9 The Flash – Season 2B (January 19th)

    The Flash made it big from the very first episode and after one and half season gone, people have been waiting for the second half of the second season. Every fan knows how huge this series is and how maddening it is whenever Arrow and The Flash come together. And not to sound like a geek but they are starting a team and they’ll have a separate show (Legends of Tomorrow) which is coming out this year. HOW COOL IS THAT, HUH!?   

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    #10 Supernatural – Season 11B (January 20th)

    Just two brothers kicking butts of evil, ghosts, monsters and other supernatural entities from the face of the Earth in this fantasy horror show. They’ve been doing this for eleven seasons and keep on coming back and that is why we love them!

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    #11 Arrow – Season 4B (January 20th)

    Another one from the world of DC Comics where the rich kid, Oliver Queen vows to protect this city from all kind of evil and doing that with just a bow and a couple of arrows. How badass is that!? Second half of the fourth season is coming soon enough. Hold on tight!

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    #12 Suits – Season5B (January 27th)

    After all the problems they have faced, Mike Ross and Harvey Specter are coming back at the end of this month. It sucks when they stop airing shows like this one in the middle and you sit with a straight face watching all the old episodes again till the new ones are out.

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    #13 Castle – Season 8B (February 1st)

    Welcoming the month of February with the second half of Castle’s eighth season (OH, Finally!). The showmakers should know by now that we are suckers for it and it’s not cool to make the viewers wait but anyway, it’s coming!  

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    #14 Grey’s Anatomy – Season 12B, (February 11th)

    This sitcom showed us the other side of the doctors that are trying to save lives in the operation theatre. The medical drama has reached the twelfth season and with every season its hold on us has gone strong!

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    #15 The Walking Dead – Season 6B, (February 14th)

    While the love birds will be busy celebrating Valentine’s Day, we will be in our room with our food and watching The Walking Dead and yes that sounds better. On that note, we’d like to thank whoever chose February 14th as the release date of the second half of sixth season, you, Sir, are very thoughtful.

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    #16 Better Call Saul – Season 2 (February 15th)  

    The insanely amazing spin off of Breaking Bad is returning with its second season. If you haven’t heard of it or haven’t watched it, you’re missing out on something very crazy. A must, must watch for all Breaking Bad lovers.

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    #17 House of Cards – Season 4 (March 4th)

    To see a badass like Kevin Spacey doing some epic sh*t, we could’ve waited even longer! (who are we even kidding, that’s not possible) Hitting the screens in March, House of Cards will be better than ever, at least we think so.  

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    #18 Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. – Season 3B, (March 8th)  

    The spin off from Marvel’s The Avengers, follows the story of S.H.I.E.L.D. that brought all the superheroes together. The series shows the adventures of the organisation S.H.I.E.L.D. where they go against extraordinary and unexplainable threats.

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    #19 Empire – Season 2B, (March 30th)

     Luscious Lyon’s empire was stolen from under his nose and he couldn’t do anything about it. What’s more, Lyon’s apparent heir might have been killed in her womb by a furious Anika. We can’t wait to see what happens next. Find out on 30th March when Empire’s mid season premiere airs on FOX.

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    #20 Daredevil – Season 2, March (TBA)

    Daredevil is Marvel’s first job at the small screen and whoever has watched the first season, knows that it was a job well done. The series is pretty heavy and amazingly brought to us by Netflix. The second season is said to be releasing in March but the release dates are yet to be announced.  

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    #21 Game of Thrones – Season 6, April (TBA)

    The most awaited show of the year is returning in April but with dates still unannounced we have our fingers crossed for an early release. The teaser is out and it does nothing but makes you cringe because that’s just not enough.

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    These TV shows returning in 2016 are huge and loved all over the world. We have no option other than waiting for them to come out. Till then, make do with repeating the previous episodes and seasons!