Tag: humour

  • 18 really unusual things you can buy on eBay

    18 really unusual things you can buy on eBay

    Online shopping offers many benefits like better prices, variety of goods, easy price comparison and convenience. However, the world of online shopping also offers products that sometimes just leave us flabbergasted. Here are 18 unusual things available for you to buy on eBay.

    1) Unicorn Meat. Yes, canned unicorn meat is available for all you foodies on eBay!

    Unicorn meat

    2) Electric Toilet Tissue. Because normal paper tissue is too mainstream.

    Electric toilet tissue

    3) Elvis shaped potato chip. Can we also get the Ryan Gosling shape? Pretty please?

    Elvis shaped chip

    4) Vintage portrait of a weird creepy odd old guy. Makes for a perfect wall hanging for your living room. Doesn’t it?

    Weird creepy portrait

    5) And if your friends can’t stop talking about it, you can buy one for them too.

    Vintage weird creepy odd old guy

    6) But nothing beats this item. Available for you to buy at a great discount.

    Indian man portrait

    7) The book Chandler’s parents must have used for parenting tips.

    How to traumatize your kids

    8) We are totally getting one of these!

    Handerpants gloves

    9) If you fancy a pet, just get Eddie for less than a dollar.

    Eddie

    10) But this is what happens when you get too many Eddies.

    Crazy cat lady

    11) Dino poop. Period.

    Dino poop

    12) For people who have trouble sticking to their diets, here’s a solution.

    Diet kit

    13) If you can’t get enough of bacon, here’s a way to start your day with it.

    Bacon toothpaste

    14) A solution to avoid commando nights #Instaunderpants

    Instant Underpants

    15) 14, yes, 14 human teeth at a ‘jaw dropping’ rate. Quite literally.

    Lot of 14 adult teeth

    16) Very rare indeed!

    Naked lady coins

    17) Slow clapping for the person who found it. Unfortunately, they ‘may not ship to India’.

    rock that has a gate

    18) Only because you need different cakes of soap for your front and rear.

    Butt face coap

    All pictures sourced from www.ebay.com

  • 10 times Santa proved that sh*t happens… with everyone!

    10 times Santa proved that sh*t happens… with everyone!

    It’s the last month of the year. If you’re one of those who, willy-nilly, ends up looking back at all the times you goofed up through the year instead of when you proved to be the hero(ine), then here’s something to make you feel better. It’s not just you who fails at the tiniest of things in life. Giving you great company is Santa – the harbinger of happiness and good cheer! Here are 10 times Santa showed us that sh*t happens with everyone!

    #1 The time when Santa needed a drink and so he got drunk

    Santa-fails-drinks

    #2 The time when Santa’s pants just refused to stay up

    Santa-fails-pantsfall

    #3 The time when even Santa couldn’t stop a baby from crying

    santa-makes-kid-cry

    #4 The time when he tried to “shake his belly like a bowl full of jelly” and it went wrong

    Santa-fails-fall

    #5 The time when he tried to dance with the kids but this happened

    Santa-fails-falls2

    #6 And this

    Santa-fails-parade

    #7 The time Santa tried to skateboard and the usual happened

    santa-fails-skateboard

    #8 This time when the sofa just couldn’t understand how to take Santa’s weight

    Santa-fails-falls

    #9 The time when Santa decided to turn into a Ninja!

    Santa-fails-kicks

    #10 And this time when he fought with his friends just like we do!

    Santa-fails-fights

    All GIFs sourced from www.giphy.com

  • The 25 things worth remembering that happened in 2014

    The 25 things worth remembering that happened in 2014

    As the year wraps up, let us remind you of these top 25 stories of 2014 that probably made you scan Google for more scoop ‘coz the headline just wasn’t enough! Take a look.

    1. The ‘Sanskaari man’

    Yes Alok Nath did get his due fame in the end of 2013 but the memes continued till early this year! This 58 year old ‘Babuji’ was one of the hottest internet sensations inspiring the multiple rib-cracking memes hovering around online.

    Alok Nath is so Sanskari
    Source: facebookcommentimages.com

    2. Ellen DeGeneres’s Oscar selfie

    The most epic selfie of all times was taken at the Oscars early this year! Nothing can break the record of over 3 million retweets of this picture within a year! And then our Indian celebs jumped on the bandwagon too, legitimising selfies all over the country forever!

    Oscar selfie-things that happened in 2014
    Source: www.nydailynews.com

    3. Kevin Spacey’s ‘Lungi Dance’

    Bollywood made us proud! Thank you Deepika and Shahid.

    4. The Flappy Bird addiction

    If you didn’t get your hands on the most-downloaded game of the year 2014, all we gotta say is – there’s nothing you can do now! The game was discontinued because the creator of the game Dong Nguyen thought it was ‘too addictive’ for the users and the success of the game ruined his simple life. Oh Well!

    Flappy Bird addiction-among top stories of 2014
    Source: gottabemobile.com

    5. Kim & Kanye’s glossy affair 
    Step 1. North West
    Step 2. Let’s be on the cover of Vogue
    Step 3. Let’s get married!
    Step 4. THAT!

    Kim and Kanye glossy affair -top story of 2014
    Source: www.nydailynews.com

    6. Sarthak Agarwal scored 99.6% in CBSE in the year 2014!

    Looks like Alok Nath’s aashirwaad worked for this wonderboy and the world agrees!

    Sarthak Agarwal scored 99.6 percent in CBSE
    Source: www.deccanchronicle.com

    7. When King Joffrey Baratheon was poisoned

    One of the top 25 stories of 2014 was the death of King Joffrey Bratheon! Finally! The good did triumph over evil in Game of Thrones! And we thought this day would never come. Could Jon Snow be the next king now? Please?

    When King Joffrey Baratheon was poisoned
    Source: www.reddit.com

    8. How I Met Your Mother finally got its disappointing ending – And we were so mad!

    How I Met Your Mother finally got its disappointing ending
    Source: www.radiotimes.com

    9. When Fifty Shades of Grey released its first trailer

    The fans of the famed book got their first glimpse of what Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele would look like in real life! Disappointing for some, exciting for many others, the trailer managed to work its magic and make it through our list of the top 25 stories of 2014! #MrGreyWillSeeYouNow

    10. When Beyonce’s Sister Solange Knowles attacked Jay Z in an Elevator – Well that’s some family bonding!

    Top stories of 2014-When Beyonce's Sister Solange Knowles attacked Jay Z in an Elevator
    Source: ceruleanchronicle.files.wordpress.com

    11. When ISRO made us proud with the Mars orbiter

    Another reason to feel proud about being Indian. How our country made it to the Red planet in the first attempt. Way to go Managalyaan! One of the very important things that happened in 2014, Mangalyaan created history like never before! #NeverHappenedBefore

    ISRO
    Source: httpimg.niticentral.com

    12. When nude celebrity pictures raided the internet

    That was unfortunate. Not cool. We love all the actors especially you JLaw #RespectPeoplesPersonalProperty #Karma

    Jlaw
    Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

    13. When Flipkart had their biggest sale ever

    E-commerce giant Flipkart.com had its biggest sale ever in October this year. ‘The Big Billion day’ was supposed to be a milestone event for the company. The ‘aam aadmi’, however, had a different story to tell. Perhaps these twitter feed below can give us an idea.

    Flipkart stroy
    Source: e27.co

    14. (Talking about Aam Aadmi) Our very own Muffler man is set to make a comeback

    After being in power for 49 days this year, Mr. Kejriwal is all set to make an iconic comeback in the upcoming Delhi elections in the year 2014. Let’s see what’s in store for us this time!

    Aam Aadmi Party that made top story in 2014
    Source: www.theunrealtimes.com

    15. Alia Bhatt came back with a comeback!

    For all those internet bullies who tried to get their 5 minutes of fame by coming up with Alia-Bhatt-is-so-dumb jokes, the actress featured in a comeback video along with All India Bakch*d and won our hearts! Well done Alia! #GeniusOfTheYear

    16. When the Apple CEO said these words “I’m proud to be gay”

    We love Apple and we love how Tim Cook encouraged people all over the world to accept themselves as they are.

    Tim Cook
    Source: liberty247.net

    17. When George Clooney tied the knot with Amal Alamuddin

    It may be his second time at the altar but there’s no other couple THAT gorgeous. Sorry ladies, September 29th 2014 took away Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor from ya’ll!!

    George Clooney tied the knot with Amal Alamuddin
    Source: www.panorama.it

    18. And if there were any unshattered hearts left in the world then they were broken into bits when British heartthrob, Benedict Cumberbatch announced his engagement to actress Sophie Hunter in The Times of London. The Cumber… ahem… Collective literally tore the internet apart. The cute, traditional announcement did nothing to make the pain less bitter-sweet!

    Things that happened in 2014
    Source: www.hollywoodlife.com

    19. And the next day Google pulled the plug on Orkut

    After living a popular life for 10 years, Google’s first social networking site Orkut was shut down. RIP Orkut, you’ve been so kind and supportive to us through our entire childhood!

    Orkut
    Source: www.orkut.com

    20. When our PM, Narendra Modi, rocked Central Park with Hugh Jackman

    Quoting the famous dialogue from the Star Wars movies ‘May the force be with you’ with all his passion while standing next to Wolverine, proves that PM Modi is way cooler than you think he is! #Maytheforcebewithyou

    When our PM, Narendra Modi, rocked Central Park with Hugh Jackman
    Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images for Global Citizen Festival

    21. When PM Modi launched the ‘Swacch Bharat Abhiyan’

    PM Modi launched The ‘Swachh Bharat Abhiyan’ nationwide to focus on sanitation, hygiene and waste management. Not just the PM, biggies like Anil Ambani, Big B, Salman Khan and Hrithik Roshan also joined the bandwagon and contributed their bit in keeping the country clean.

    Swacch Bharat Abhiyan
    Source: www.dnaindia.com

    22. When blue ticks ruined our lives

    2014 will also go down as the year of those evil blue ticks that Whatsapp introduced, making lives difficult the world over! Why Whatsapp? Why?!

    Whatsapp msg

    23. When Salman Khan’s sister got married

    Known as the biggest B-town event this year, this 65-crore big fat wedding witnessed an assemblage of the most sought-after people of the country and some people buried the hatchet. Wonder why we weren’t invited?!

    When Salman Khan’s sister got married
    Source: www.indiatvnews.com

    24. When Gauhar Khan was slapped for wearing skimpy clothes

    On the set of India’s Raw Star, the ex-Big Boss winner was slapped by an audience member for wearing…ugghhh not-very-modest clothes!

    25. DDLJ completes 1000 weeks

    The epic romantic saga of the 90’s Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge entered its 1000th running week at the Maratha Mandir in December and the movie still manages to warm the cockles of our hearts. To celebrate this milestone for the movie that defined an era in Bollywood, YRF produced this new trailer that had us going for the tissues. #DDLJForever

  • Delhi v/s its neighbours – The untold reality!

    Delhi v/s its neighbours – The untold reality!

    Here’s a quick comparison between our beautiful capital city of New Delhi and its neighbours (Noida, Gurgaon, Ghaziabad and Faridabad). Take a look at how the city’s new and upcoming neighbours are giving Delhi quite a run for its money when it comes to being our favourite city!  

    1. Round the clock availability of alcohol

    Be it a national holiday, festivals or just another lame dry day….alcohol availability is never a concern if you stay on the other side of the border!

    Alcohol

    2. Better looking houses at jaw dropping rates

    We do agree that Delhi has bungalows that aren’t just massive but also breathtakingly beautiful, but what Gurgaon and Noida offer is something that is similar but way lighter on your pocket!

    Beautiful house

    3. Drive on any side of the road like a boss!

    We don’t support that. At all! But you shall encounter a douche every now and then driving on the wrong side. And let’s admit it… There is a certain thrill to it!

    wrong lane1

    4. Better car-o-bar scenes

    Another thing we aren’t supportive of! But still if you gotta do Car-o-bar, maybe you should try the NCR roads (or don’t try doing it at all).

    drunk driving

    5. Less traffic, open spaces and better places to eat

    Some may agree with it, some won’t. But the imminent new NCR towns do have a lot of options when it comes to recreation, open spaces, sprawling residential areas, market places and parking areas!

    cleaner greener

    6. And open spaces that are greener than the capital

    No disputing this one!

    greener

    7. Better corporate offices with actual dedicated parking spaces not just for the bosses

    Parking has always been a hassle in the capital especially for those who work here. But people working in those tall buildings in Gurgaon or Noida surely have a different story to tell.

    Car park

    8. Diverse culture as people from all over the country settle here.

    Yes. Everyone settles here. The new skyscrapers in the satellite cities are being lapped up like hot cakes either by buyers or renters thanks to the lower rates. As a result, these towns are fast becoming exuberant melting pots of cultures.

    Unity

    9. And sometimes from the world over!

    Touché!

    world over

    10. Lesser rents, cheaper gym membership, cheaper veggies, cheaper salons… basically cheaper everything!

    You settle in Faridabad and Ghaziabad and your cost of living goes down by a couple of notches in every way. Isn’t that awesome?

    save money

    But wait! The NCR is what it is because of our beautiful capital and nothing beats Delhi! NOTHING! Ever spotted a historical monument or a heritage site across the Delhi border? The fancy museums and the vibrant cultural centers?! Delhi holds the heritage of our country together in ways no other city does!

    Image Source: All images sourced from Giphy.com

  • Muffler days are here and so is the #MufflerMan

    Muffler days are here and so is the #MufflerMan

    Are you ready for the next assembly elections in Delhi? Be prepared for a déjà vu moment when our one and only ‘Muffler Man’, Arvind Kejriwal, who caused a sensation earlier this year is all set to become the headline on every newspaper and radio channel….well almost! Catching a lot of ‘Aam Aadmi’’ attention, the Muffler Man has caused quite a stir on social media portals. Take a look at the funny yet interesting memes that have been circulating in the web space lately with his grand comeback!

    1. ‘The knot of trust’ – Perhaps THIS should have been the symbol of the political party. Isn’t ‘Jhaadu’ too mainstream? We bet a lot of men’s wear brands are thanking Mr. Kejriwal for bringing back the trend of the ‘Knotted look’ resulting in a spike in muffler sales!

    Muffler man1

    2. Impersonating Nicki Minaj it seems? Or should we just call it a not-so-great-attempt at Photoshop? Either way,this ‘Versace monk’ forgot the most essential accessory in his outfit, we wonder what it is? …a muffler maybe?!

    Muffler man2

    3. Yes, our new ‘Singham’ is back and it’s not very hard to notice that somebody’s been working out lately! We hope this sequel is better than the previous one!

    Muffler man3

    4. And then there are series on ‘The return of the Muffler Man’, giving the entire depiction a spooky feel. The message for Delhiites is to watch out as the Corruption Fighter gears up for winter with his almost-lethal weapon – The Jhaadu.

    This.

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    And This.

    Muffler man4.2

    And This.

    Muffler man4.3

    5. We wonder what costume that is! Please comment below in case somebody knows who the real character is (that’s just for our knowledge). But let’s admit, the picture looks border line cool. Way to go Muffler man!

    Muffler man5

    6. Delhiites, listen up!We need to file a petition and get this iconic symbol out there! I mean, come on, if we are supporting something, why not make it sassier than a broom!

    Muffler man6

    7. And the epochal ‘Khaansi’ comes with the Muffler man! After a long hibernation in the dark-woods of Giza we believe the power of the muffler has regained its strength.

    Muffler man7

    8. Not even you Jon Snow! Not even you!

    Muffler man8

  • 8 quirks you know you may have but are too embarrassed to admit!

    8 quirks you know you may have but are too embarrassed to admit!

    Admit it! We all have our little quirks and sometimes you wonder whether you may actually have a crazy person inside you, responsible for all your … well… ‘laughable’ behaviour. Here’s a list of 8 quirks you know you harbour but have never confessed!

    1. You start watching a new television series and finish two seasons in two days

    We call it addiction! Like a couch potato, all you love doing is watching that new series you heard about from somewhere. The sh*t gets serious when you realise you may have finished the first two seasons way sooner than you know imagined!

    New TV Show

    1. Two drinks is never a possibility for you

    The phrase ‘Hold your drink’ doesn’t exist in your dictionary. Every time you go out for drinks, it’s a mental challenge from you – to you. A challenge about your drinking capacity!

    Two drinks never happen

    1. If you hear a new song – it’s on loop for two months and then you never listen to it again

    Another form of a lethal addiction! You just can’t stop listening to this new song. And when you’re not really listening to it, there’s a great chance you’re probably humming it! But things take a proverbial ‘about turn’ in a couple of months when you reach a stage where you can’t stand it anymore!

    Song on loop

    1. When you’re at a party – people never want to be around you, dreading you might get your crazy on, anytime!

    We all have our crazy signature dance moves. Everyone does it and at some point we are mocked for it. The only differentiator of borderline craziness here is when people at parties start avoiding you before you rope them into your crazy land!

    Crazy dance moves

    1. When you ‘LOL’d’ during an emotional movie while everyone else was reaching out for tissues.

    Your girlfriend and you decide to watch Titanic and during an intense, sentimental scene her waterworks begin. Now you’re sitting there wondering how to react to such a situation and suddenly come up with a sarcastic one-liner that has you in splits. All we’d say is: Get up, pick up your stuff and LEAVE!

    LOL all the time

    1. You love to climb an escalator that’s going down! (Unless you’re 12)

    Again – ONLY if you’re 12. Enough said.

    Escalator

    1. When you try to open a bottle of beer with your teeth and chip one a little and never learn!

    Can’t find the bottle opener? How about moving your lazy a** and getting one from the grocery store? Remember the last time you tried opening that beer bottle with your teeth and accidentally chipped one? Learn from it!

    Beer opener

    1. You have an imaginary friend you talk to in public.

    It’s good to always have company around. A company of REAL people or animals. Trust us, you don’t want to be that creepy guy sitting at a café making conversation with himself while being judged by everyone around.

    Imaginary friend

    Image Source: All images sourced from giphy.com

  • 5 Reasons why you should be a Movember man!

    5 Reasons why you should be a Movember man!

    To qualify as a part of the Movember movement here are some commandments that you must follow:

    Step 1: Be clean shaven on November 1st.

    Step2: Must not touch a razor till December 1st.

    Step 3: Must click before/after pictures to compare.

    Movember man

    And here’s a list of amazing reasons why one must say goodbye to shaving for the entire month.

    1. Your beard is a cool new accessory!

    People will have their opinions. Some will like it on you, some won’t. But hey! Who cares? At the end of the day you’re the one who has to carry it off right?

    cool accessory

    1. You support a cause!

    For those who don’t know. ‘Movember’ aka ‘No-Shave-November’ involves growing a moustache in order to highlight men’s health issues, primarily prostate cancer. There isn’t a better reason for you to avoid the hassle of shaving every morning for thirty days! (And your boss can’t even stop you!)

    For a cause

    1. It’s the most natural shelter to brave the cold November winds.

    Yes, it might get itchy after a while but wait! It also provides warmth like no woolens ever can!

    November winds

    1. The women dig it!

    We say this out of experience – The chicas love it. Yes! Enough said. Period #okbye

    Women dig it

    1. All the cool celebrities are doing it!

    From Brad Pitt, Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper to Ranbir Kapoor, Shahid Kapoor and John Abraham – They’re all doing it, year after year… even Miley Cyrus.

    Celebrities

    Image Source: All Images sourced from Giphy.com

  • 12 really awkward situations that happen more often than we’d want!

    12 really awkward situations that happen more often than we’d want!

    Ever been in a situation where you have absolutely no idea about what your next reaction should be? All of us have been in these socially awkward situations. They seem so commonplace that they shouldn’t freak us out anymore but alas, that’s never the case!

    1. Wearing the same clothes as someone else at a party

    Admit it! We all have been there once. If you find yourself stuck in a situation like this, all you gotta do is walk up to that person wearing the same clothes as you and say ‘Hey! I love what you’re wearing!’ (Unless you’re JLO, in that case there’s no need to worry!)

    Same Clothes
    Image Source: Giphy.com

    2. Bumping into your ex with your current S.O.

    Had a bad breakup in the past?! Didn’t it seem like the most terrible thing back then? Well, you were wrong! Bumping into your ex with your current bae is definitely worse! But don’t worry, just introduce them to each other politely and let them do the talking.

    awkwardex
    Image Source: Giphy.com

     

    3. When you meet a person and don’t know their name while they call out to you!

    You hear your name, you turn around and in your head you keep chanting ‘What’s her name? What’s her name? What’s her name?’ till you realize you’re screwed as she walks up to you.

    whensomeonesayshi
    Image Source: Giphy.com

     

    4. When someone tells you your fly is open

    Whoops! How did that happen? At times like these, just pretend to be the invisible girl from the Fantastic Four series and walk around like a boss!

    openfly
    Image Source: Giphy.com

     

    5. When your ex decides to marry your cousin and your presence is inevitable

    That’s a tricky one! Especially when you know you’ll have to meet the person who’s getting married to your cousin. All we could say to you is – Good luck doing that!

    ex marry
    Image Source: Giphy.com

     

    6. When you’re a man and you accidentally walk into the women’s restroom

    Pretend that you were looking for someone and get the hell out of there!

    ladies toilet
    Image Source: Giphy.com

     

    7. Taking a dump in a public restroom

    Well you’ve been inside the washroom forever and there’s a queue outside waiting for that creep (you!) to come out. Despite how hard you’ve been trying to make the process as silent as possible, those judgmental looks coming your way are inevitable! #JustSaying

    publicloo
    Image Source: Giphy.com

     

    8. Pushing a door that says pull

    That’s a classic one! Everybody does it. EVERYBODY!

    door
    Image Source: Giphy.com

     

    9. Bumping into your boss at the mall while you’ve called in sick at work!

    So you called in sick at work and decided to get some beer with your friends at the mall. Here’s what you should NOT do when your boss spots you and drops in to say Hi – 1. Pretend that you don’t know him. 2. Look through him. 3. Grab your stuff and run.

    boss
    Image Source: Giphy.com

     

    10. Asking someone at the store for a different style of clothing and then realising they don’t work there

    There’s really no covering up for that. Maybe a slow moon walk in the opposite direction can help you get out of there fast enough.

    moonwalk
    Image Source: Giphy.com

     

    11. When you hug someone while they were going for a subtle handshake

    Unless he’s your girlfriend’s dad, you’re ok!

    hug
    Image Source: Giphy.com

     

    12. Buying condoms!

    Enough said!

    buying condoms
    Image Source: Giphy.com

     

  • 7 Good things about working with a start-up

    7 Good things about working with a start-up

    If you are confused about whether or not you should join a start-up, here are a few things that would totally help you make up your mind. Take a look at a few fun facts that may hold true for most of the start-ups across the country!

    1. Your career kicks off along with the start-up

    With the right idea and marketing skills, your start-up may grow leaps and bounds sooner than you know it. And the best part is you will be a part of the founding team forever… A tag nobody can take away from you! Being one in many at a giant multinational will never be able to match up to this feeling.

    Career-growth
    Image Source: Giphy.com

     

    1. Homely environment

    Yes! You do feel at home while working with a start-up. Impromptu brain storming sessions, constructive activities, random breaks and above all – home cooked food! Need more reasons?

    Homely-Environment
    Image Source: Giphy.com

     

    1. You always feel free to walk into the boss’s office

    Well that’s the awesome part. Your boss sits right in front of you or maybe next door and he doesn’t care how many times you knock on his door for little things.

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    Image Source: Giphy.com
    1. Diverse KRAs

    You can’t really stick to your designated job role in a start-up. Exploring and experimentation with your product/services is a must, and for that one needs to be involved with various other responsibilities. It also keeps things interesting as you have to multitask all the time and you discover skills you never knew you had!

    Diverse KRA
    Image Source: Giphy.com

     

    1. You are the boss or something very close to it

    Of course your boss would let you take decisions for the company. He hired you out of those twenty-something employees knowing your potential to do things! Therefore your opinion counts.

    Like a boss
    Image Source: Giphy.com
    1. No designated workstations, No dress code, No lunchtime!

    That’s the most awesome part of being associated with a start-up. Nobody cares where you sit, what you wear and there’s no designated time for lunch or evening snacks! How cool is that?

    Free
    Image Source: Giphy.com
    1. Small family – Happy family

    Enough said! Enjoy this time before the company expands and sh*t gets serious!

    Happy Family
    Image Source: Giphy.com
  • 11 most common phrases you’ll hear from a hung-over person

    11 most common phrases you’ll hear from a hung-over person

    Had a heavy night? This post is for those of you who are tired of dealing with their ‘alcohol enthusiast’ friends. Here’s a list of things people say when they are hung-over and how you should react to them. Take a look!

    1. Sh*t I’m so hungover!

    Now that’s a classic one. Let’s face it! Each one of us, at some point, has said it (unless you’re a teetotaler). But encountering those golden words coming from your peers must seem like a common phenomenon. Perhaps it’s time you make your peace with it!

    So-hungover
    Image Source: giphy.com

    2. I need to go on a detox

    ‘No Soda. No Carbs. No Alcohol. Period!’ But the real question is – Will it last long before you find yourself sitting again at the bar counter making merry with the sweet poison of life?

    hungover phrase
    Image Source: giphy.com

    3. I could really use a power nap!

    Agreed! Power naps always help. But what was the point of getting up early in the first place if you really had to tell me that?

    Power-Nap
    Image Source: giphy.com

    4. Please get some red bull for me?

    You might want to add a little vodka to that! I mean life’s all about having fun right? If red bull makes you active, believe me – a little alcohol with it would do wonders. Like they say, only poison can cure poison!

    Red-Bull
    Image Source: giphy.com

    5. Wait! Did that happen last night?

    You don’t wanna know that! Take my word. How about I text you later and tell you when you’re not in front of me?! It will save us both the embarrassment.

    Did-That-Happen
    Image Source: giphy.com

    6. OMG! Who changed my clothes?

    Your roommate did. No! You did not get lucky last night. You’re welcome.

    Who Changed my Clothes
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    7. I think I’m still a little drunk

    Are you serious? Wait! Weren’t you that happily-hammered person at the party last night taking selfies with random people? Ring a bell?!

    Still-Drunk
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    8. I look like sh*t!

    You also smell like sh*t. Sh*t that’s made of vodka.

    Most common phrase hungover person use
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    9. Why are you talking so loud? It’s annoying!!

    Well, the only annoying human being in this room might be you… Going on and on and on about how your head’s going to explode. Run before somebody ties a bomb around you and actually makes you blow up!

    Talking-loud
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    10. Did I text my ex last night?

    Maybe you did. Now is the time you should go through your call logs and pictures from last night.

    Text your ex

    11. God get me through this day!

    Leave God alone! Stop drinking so much.

    Get me through
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  • Stop committing these 10 fashion crimes that are making you undateable!

    Stop committing these 10 fashion crimes that are making you undateable!

    Wondering why she’ll date your best friend but not be seen dead with you? If you are committing one of these 10 fashion crimes then you better stop, if you really want to take her out!

    1. Ditch that sandals-with-socks look!

    Yes, it was a fad once in the 90s but it is as jaded now as the places your parents went to as teenagers! If you want to make a first good impression, lose those socks with the sandals. Better still, lose those sandals for good!

    Socks and Sandals
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    2. Revealing too much with your low-cut tees?

    You think you’re John Abraham? Or Ryan Gosling? IF and only IF you are – Sure go ahead. Otherwise, button up brother.

    TankTop
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    3. That slogan on your t-shirt, seriously?

    Walking around with a funny slogan on your tee? Chances are she’s not even looking at your face! That’s right! She has already rejected you in the head thanks to that banal print on your tee.

    fashion mistake-slogan in tshirt
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    4. Bling ain’t for blokes!

    Wait, what’s that shimmery thing on your waist? Is that a buckle? DAMN MY EYES!!! On second thoughts, you might remind her of Emma Watson from ‘The Bling Ring’.

    Bling Ring
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    5. Extra-tight pants

    Ouu la la…look at those curvy legs…OMG is that a guy?

    Fashion mistake-Tight pants
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    6. Extremely low-waist jeans

    Hey, nice underwear. Just make sure you don’t stick it out in my face every time you walk by me!

    low-jeans
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    7. Sunglasses on a cloudy day? Really?

    Do not, DO NOT, wear sunglasses to a date on a cloudy day, or even an indoor date! (Yes, some of you out there are guilty of that crime!) The only thought in her head is, ‘What the hell is he trying to hide under those shades? A purple eye maybe?!’

    Sunglasses on a cloudy day
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    8. Badly-fitted shirts

    We all understand that being comfortable with your bod is the best fashion advice that was ever offered. But, if your shirt tells tales of your beer drinking capacity then you might want to get a bigger size, especially when you’re trying to sweep someone off her feet.

    Badly fitted shirt
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    9. Creepy hairdo

    Agreed that hair is the ultimate styling accessory for men, Not that we are trying to encourage you to try other accessories, NO! But getting it right is what you should focus on. Coloured hair, hair with too much product, Mohawks, afros … you get the point.. are a big fat NO! Keep it simple and neatly styled, that’s all the ladies want!

    creepy hair
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    10. Fake brands

    You should not carry anything fake to a date, fake clothes, fake shoes, fake belts, fake accents or a fake attitude. If she spots you with a fake brand she is going to get a fake something-bad-happened call and get the hell out of there!

    Fake brand dress
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  • 11 clichéd phrases with double meaning!

    11 clichéd phrases with double meaning!

    All of us have that one moment every day when we say something and the next second we realize how it could have an absolutely different (read double meaning) meaning. Here are 11 phrases with double meanings that plaster a smile on our faces every time somebody says it.

    Double Meaning Phrases

    1. It’s Hard!

    Aren’t you glad?

    woman hammering nail


    2. Omg! It’s so big

     Leave Britney Alone! If something is big, it is just big.

    Britney Spears
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    3. Suck it

    Alright, but just remember – it’s a two-way street!

    Georgina gossip girl
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    4. Please be gentle

    By ‘gentle’, we mean, gentle to your pets, gentle with the glasses, gentle

    cuddle cat-phrases with double meanings
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    5. Was it inserted properly?

    Like a card in an ATM machine, a battery in a phone, a straw in a can of juice. Why? What did you think?!

    parrot using atm-animated photo
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    6. Can I feel it?

    Now wait a second! Don’t get ideas in your head!

    Double meaning phrase-photo


    7. Are you wet?

    Because it’s raining outside! Duh!

    mean girls cady
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    8. It’s getting a bit nippy

    You know that feeling when you are not prepared to fight the unexpected cold weather. 

    animated snowfall with double meaning phrases
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    9. Do you want it?

    Heart-throb Robin Thicke’s message to all the ladies!

    Robin Thicke
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    10. Are you wearing protection?

    Well, that’s a million dollar question!

    Helmet Warning

    11. Would you like to have a banana?

    C’mon now! Give the fruit some respect!

    Girl with banana