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  • 10 things you should avoid on your first date

    10 things you should avoid on your first date

    First dates can be stressful, especially if you really like the person in question. But the best way to ensure that the first date isn’t the last one is to keep the jitters at bay. Next, follow our guide on how to be a ball of charm on this super special evening. Here are a few things you should totally avoid:

    #1 Getting late- Yes, we all know it takes a lot of time to dress up. Especially when you want to look your best, but remember making people wait is considered rude and you don’t want that to be your first impression, do you now?!

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    #2 Using your phone- Keep that phone aside and show some interest in your date. We all know you are excited and you want to give your bestie all the updates. But let those wait until after the date. Being interested in what the other person has to say is the best way to get someone to fall for you hook, line and sinker!

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    #3 Checking out other people– We all do it… men and women alike and there’s no denying it. But right now, you should focus on the hottie sitting in front of you. Attractive passers-by will be around forever, trust us!

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    #4 Don’t put too much make-up- Don’t end up looking like a troll. Keep it simple natural and minimal. Too much make-up screams “Hey, I’m trying too hard for you so notice me!”  

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    #5 Avoid talking about politics- Talking about politics is certainly not first date stuff. It can end your date before it really has a chance to begin. Especially if the person you’re with feels strongly about such stuff!

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    #6 Talking about your past love- There’s nothing fun about break-ups and acknowledging exes is a big turn off. AVOID!

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    #7 Leave the moustache for the men- Make sure you look neat and ‘well-groomed’.

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    #8 Don’t talk too much- It’s good to have self-confidence nevertheless, let your actions show your confidence. Nobody wants to hear you blabber just about anything so just maintain a balance in your interaction and never cut-in their sentence.

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    #9 Perfume overdose- Don’t spray the whole damn thing and suffocate the guy. You don’t want to smell like a walking garden. Stick to one fragrance and just keep it minimal.

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    #10 Using foul language- Manners are very important and they can also be very attractive. Just be kind, respectful and keep the F- word out of the conversation. Thank you very much!  

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  • Watch out: These bans too are probably coming our way soon!

    Watch out: These bans too are probably coming our way soon!

    Let’s just start with India’s current obsession with ‘bans’. From banning beef to movies, stand-up comedy to documentaries… let’s just say banning ‘things’ which we believe don’t really hamper world peace or the peace of mind amongst people in the country is something that’s totally uncalled for.

    Just to refresh our memories, here is a list of a few bans (irrelevant in most of the cases) that have already been exercised in our country

    1. Beef Ban.

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    2. Banning ‘50 Shades of Grey’… ‘PK’ (Well, almost!), ‘MSG’, ‘Dirty Politics’ etc.

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    3. The AIB roast – God knows why!

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    4. The documentary – ‘India’s daughter’.

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    5. Cuss words in films.

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    6. Selling sex toys.

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    7. Alcohol – in Kerala (Again, almost).

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    8. Party houses for foreigners in Karnataka.

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    9. Homosexuality (That’s supposed to be a crime?!!)

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    Now, here’s a list of bans that might come into the picture anytime soon leaving everyone puzzled. Don’t blame us later… This is actually a heads up. Here it goes. *deep breath*

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    1. Ban on taking selfies. What if taking selfies is classified as a crime in the future? Dang! A lot of people would be disappointed.

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    2. Ban on clubs after 10pm – Of course, it isn’t safe. Really.

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    3. Ban on pairing Indian food with Chinese at a restaurant. Yes, it’s disrespectful.

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    4. Ban on Diwali card parties. That’s illegal!

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    5. Ban on having more than two drinks at a bar. Drinking makes you a bad person. Two drinks are all you get.

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    6. Ban on wearing short clothes (even for men). Ditch those summery shorts.

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    7. Ban on movies that are shot at exotic international locations. You’re supposed to be promoting only your own country, after all!

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    8. Ban on using 3G for porn (when you can do so many other educational things with mobile internet).

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    9. Ban on international days that are just stupid – like Valentine’s Day (Wait… Isn’t that already banned?!)

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    10. Ban on learning another language… like French. And what’s the point? When we have so many languages in our own country!

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    And the list goes on. No. Let’s not ban more things. There are more pressing issues in our country that need to be dealt with, immediately. What someone is eating or drinking isn’t one of them! How about giving those a thought?

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  • 9 kinds of irritating people that are scattered all over Instagram

    9 kinds of irritating people that are scattered all over Instagram

    Instagram is a great social platform to upload pictures and share them with the world. And just like a few exceptional going-against-the-usual kinda people you find on Facebook, Instagram is no less. Here is a list of a few kinds of irritating people on Instagram we come across every now and then.

     1) The #lemmetakeaselfie addicts: Their Instagram accounts are flooded with pictures of themselves with one of the most annoying hashtags of all times – #selfie

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     2) #The #hashtag #junkie: Yes, these are the ones who probably cannot function without those endless hashtags. #And#yes#it#is#extremely#annoying.

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     3) The silent spectator: We all have this one friend who doesn’t have a single picture on his/her account, but yes he/she doesn’t let your pictures go unnoticed. Chances are, this person doesn’t even have a display picture but never fails to double tap your uploads!

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    4) The endless tagger: A new notification on your phone? Yes, it has to be that annoying friend who has probably tagged you in a funny picture or a video!  It’s kinda nice to know they think of you when they see such things but the sh*t gets annoying when they think way too much.

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     5) The Photographer: This person loves to click just about anything. With a passion for clicking pictures like those DSLR newbies, they just get annoying after a while. Let’s admit it, nobody wants to see their timeline swamped with random, wannabe-artsy nonsensical pictures all the time! #PhotoOfTheDay

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     6) The pet lovers: Their account handle ideally should have been by their pet’s name since clearly all one discovers in there is unlimited cutesy pictures of their pets. And those pictures put them in our list of irritating people on Instagram. 

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     7) The food fanatic: Food pictures are the only thing you see on their account, and yes it usually looks delectable *DROOLS*, but also annoying as h**l when you’re sitting at your workstation with no signs of gourmet platters coming your way anytime soon!

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     8) The friend who lacks originality: This one will upload long quotes from Marilyn Monroe, George Bernard Shaw, Oscar Wilde blah blah blah…just to establish something that they probably don’t understand themselves. What we understand from their pictures is just writing them off as irritating people on Instagram.

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     9) The party enthusiast: Yes, maybe the one you are jealous of. Booze, parties, chikas and what not? – Chances are that this person makes you want to hide your face in a hole with your not-so-happening existence

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  • 10 times Samantha Jones hit the nail on the head!

    10 times Samantha Jones hit the nail on the head!

    The popular TV series ‘Sex and the City’ ended 11 years ago and we still cannot get enough of its re-runs. While Carrie’s problems made the plot for the series, we always had one eye out for Samantha Jones. Not only did Samantha add the humour element to the show but she was also responsible for imparting wisdom to all the four characters in her own unique manner. Here are 10 times Samantha Jones got to the heart of the matter and we just could not ignore it.

    #1 When she taught women a new way of introducing themselves to the world

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    #2 This time when she got her priorities straight

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    #3 The time when Samantha Jones decided to just be honest

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    #4 And again

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    #5 And once more

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    #6 The time when she decoded how men function

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    #7 And this time when she decoded how ‘exs’ function

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    #8 And Samantha Jones gave this important lesson to the world

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    #9 Also this important lesson for all the women out there

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    #10 Respect! Enough said.

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  • “Thanks my nigga” – Here’s what Shahid Afridi DID NOT intend to say!

    “Thanks my nigga” – Here’s what Shahid Afridi DID NOT intend to say!

    Shahid Afridi accidentally gave us something to laugh about at a recent match interview and it sounded a little ….erm…racist in the end! That’s right, the Pakistani cricketer who probably wanted to say ‘ Thanks Mark Nicholas’ while speaking to the English cricket commentator ended up saying something that sounded more like ‘Thanks my Nigga’….wait what? Yes, this one has been making rounds on the internet since the interview! Take a look.

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  • Feeling sleepy at work? Here’s what all you should do!

    Feeling sleepy at work? Here’s what all you should do!

    Admit it, we all go through a point once (or maybe 7 times for some people) every week when we just can’t keep our eyes open, especially in front of the laptop. It’s normal to feel sleepy, but sh*t gets serious during those 8 hours in the day when you’re at work.You don’t realise that your boss sneaked up on you while your eyelids were on the verge of touching each other! If that happens with you…believe us…we feel you. Imagine, like right now maybe…just MAYBE this post was written by somebody who is going through the same pain but guess what?  Here are a few things that might work for you to get rid of that sleepiness incase taking a nap at work isn’t a viable option!

    1. Watch cat videos

    There’s nothing more amusing than watching cats do random stuff with humans. This might just tickle your funny bone causing a reflex reaction travelling through your brain to your eyes, making them open a little wider.

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    2. Take a walk and trouble your colleagues

    We know this one sounds like a tough task. Especially while preparing yourself mentally to get up from that perfect lazy workstation-posture and moving your muscles. But always remember, you have to be strong and there’s nothing in this world you can’t do. NOTHING!

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    3. Listen to pumped up music

    Put those earphones on and torture yourself with loud music. The kind of loud music that annoys the cr*p out of you will do just fine!

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    4. Online shopping

    Reward yourself for getting through this sleepy day. A gift to yourself from you. Nuff said.

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    5. Pull both your eyelids apart with the help of your thumb and your index finger

    This hack is like social service for your other sleepy colleagues at work. They’re going to catch you doing this to yourself and have a good laugh which in turn will make you laugh. See it’s all relative!

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    6. Go and sit in the washroom for a while and play Candy Crush saga

    Procrastination is the key. Go to the best place in your office (as long as it’s clean and doesn’t stink). Take your phone out, play a game or just tweet about your despair as long as your boss isn’t following you on Twitter!

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    7. Think about your life and where you’re headed

    Well that would be something that’ll surely turn those ‘half shut eyes’ into a Grand Canyon. There’s nothing more startling than thinking about where one is headed. Perhaps it’ll be a good motivation for you to wake wide up and start performing better at work.

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    8. Take the rest of the day off

    If nothing works, go home and sleep. There’s no force in this world that can help you other than resorting to the last resort. Sleep your heart out and make the next day worth it!

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  • Remember Presidents are people too! – Must watch, Barack Obama reads mean tweets

    Remember Presidents are people too! – Must watch, Barack Obama reads mean tweets

    Let’s just start by saying “Jimmy Kimmel you da man!”. Popular for having celebrities reading out mean tweets about them, Jimmy’s videos never fail to give its viewers a good laugh. And this time guess who’s the celebrity guest of honor? – It’s none other than the President of the United States of America, Barack Obama. Take a look at what happens when the most powerful man in the world reads out mean tweets about himself with that sporting attitude! One word – Respect!


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  • Yes, men too can look amazingly glamorous with some makeup & here’s a perfect example!

    Yes, men too can look amazingly glamorous with some makeup & here’s a perfect example!

    Paolo Ballesteros, a super-talented 32-year-old makeup pro, TV host and an actor is a much-talked-about face on the social networking app, Instagram. Famous for transforming himself into some of the biggest Hollywood divas (yes! you read it right); Ballesteros has done some incredible work by just by using makeup products.  

    The list of gorgeous faces he’s emulated includes the likes of Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez, Katy Perry, Kylie Jenner, Rihanna, Julia Roberts and Taylor Swift. 

    With over 747,000 followers on Instagram, take a look at some of his impeccable master-pieces that are circulating on the internet leaving people astounded……well for reasons that are beyond our imagination!

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  • 16 times people tried so hard that they almost won!

    16 times people tried so hard that they almost won!

    Stupid things are bound to happen to you when you try real hard. Sometimes they end up making you feel miserable and sometimes…..well they’re just funny. Here are a few examples of folks (and animals) that tried so hard – in life and almost won! Take a look.


    1. Let’s start with this impeccable replica of Pokemon cakepops! Can you tell the difference?

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    2. Or this cookie monster?

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    3. There is a lot of hidden talent in this world it seems! As this looks breathtakingly similar!

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    4. It’s the thought that counts! And honestly the bike does ‘look’ safe in the first glance.

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    5. Ma’am, please don’t even try!

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    6. You too dog. No!

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    7. Seems legit.

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    8. Ouch!

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    9. Two words – Plain Genius!

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    10. Who says pole dancing is easy? There are so many threats involved!

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    11. Here’s another one.

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    12. Or any kind of dancing for that matter!

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    13. This golfer is sure having a bad day.

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    14. And so is this woman wearing boots and jeans on the treadmill!

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    15. What are the odds?!


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    16. Erm. Excuse me Rhino, but we have little kids around! Omg….that had to hurt!

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  • These pictures will definitely turn your sucky day the other way round!

    These pictures will definitely turn your sucky day the other way round!

    Having a bad day? Don’t really want to look at or even remotely be in touch with another human being just for today? Stop right there, take a deep breath and look at these pictures that will surely…..we repeat they will surely turn that frown upside down! Here you go (you may thank us later).

    1. Lets start with this brutally honest child. Sadly Donovan has so much to learn in life!

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    2. Well you should probably listen to the Happy D**k 😐

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    3. This guy….well he’s something!

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    4. Somebody needs to have a word with his vet! Now!

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    5. Dafuq did we just read here?

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    6. And you thought you had real problems?

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    7. Well that’s a great way to uplift someone’s mood! ….Or not.

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    8. Haha! This dog!

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    9. God bless this human!

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    10. And always remember

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    11. Grab a pocket penguin if it helps

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    12. Or a tiny potato 

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    13. Or take this and smile!

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    PS – This post has 13 pictures on purpose because nothing in this world is unlucky for anyone!

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  • Must watch: Rakhi Sawant speaks about the #AIBRoast and its EPIC!

    Must watch: Rakhi Sawant speaks about the #AIBRoast and its EPIC!

    This might be the most hilarious thing you’ll see today. These 84 seconds will make your day and who do we have to thank? None other than our personal favourite – Rakhi Sawant! Having watched the video more than 5 times back to back already, let’s just give Rakhi her due credit into the limelight because……well it’s much deserved! Take a look on how blatantly she defends her ‘friends’ Karan Johar and Ranveer Singh! Stop reading this just hit play! Now!

    Photo Credits: the-heroines-photos.blogspot.com & www.pinkvilla.com 

  • 14 kinds of happiness money can definitely buy!

    14 kinds of happiness money can definitely buy!

    If you’ve heard people saying ‘money can’t buy everything, even happiness’, they’re wrong! Money can buy happiness (it may be temporary but not totally untrue!). The joy of little things can totally lift you up and make you forget your sorrows and all you have to do is shell out some bucks. Take a look at these awesome (and totally affordable) things that are bound to make you a happy person that only money can buy!

    1. Nutella

    Look at this jar. Words fail to describe how utterly beautiful it looks and what’s inside?  – Let’s just call it a little taste of heaven.

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    1. Alcohol

    For all the depressed non-drinkers out there, believe us there’s a whole new ‘happy’ world waiting for you just a few sips away!

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    1. Shopping

    That moment when you realise your favourite merchandise is on sale! Three letters – OMG.

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    1. Street food

    Street food’s always the best way you can spend your money while giving your taste buds a happy treat! Although, although, although make sure the foods not ‘too street-y’ lest you might end up spending the next day in bed.

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    1. Newly discovered gossip about your favourite celeb in that expensive magazine

    Hello gossip mongers! Doesn’t it give you immense pleasure to grab that magazine from the shelf and read all about what’s going on with the who’s who of the celebrity world?

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    1. A hair cut

    Who doesn’t like a makeover? Especially if you’re a woman! A new hairdo gives that fresh feeling with a new hope! Too dramatic? Well let’s just say it’s a cool thing money can buy every now and then.

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    1. Internet porn

    Enough said! The money, here, is for the fast internet connection (Do not steal your neighbour’s Wi-Fi for this!)

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    1. Charity – The power of giving

    How about buying that stray dog a little food to make him happy? Or even people who can’t really afford basic necessities of life!

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    1. Bubblewrap

    The top one amongst our favourites! How can you get bored with having bubble wrap all around you!

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    1. That perfect cup of coffee

    Bliss! That perfect cup of coffee with the perfect blend is extremely hard to find especially on the bad days! This little cup on a rainy day can flip your mood like nothing ever happened!

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    1. A manicure (Yes, for guys too)

    Who says manicures are only for girls? And who says manicures can’t lift you up? Spending money while pampering yourself once a while is amazing! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!

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    1. A phone that lets you take the perfect selfie

    Technology never gives up on you, atleast till the time you’re taking care of it. And that amazing phone camera with innumerable photo editing apps and filters will definitely make you feel good about yourself.

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    1. A lap dance.

    Again enough said!

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    1. Pizza

    You can never say the line ‘Let’s have pizza’ with a frown on your face. The pizza will curse you!

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  • These college t-shirts will make you want to hide your own college t–shirt in a hole

    These college t-shirts will make you want to hide your own college t–shirt in a hole

    If you thought you went to the ‘coolest’ college, had the coolest campus around and everything that comes with it here’s something that might make you re-think. Take a look at these ‘pun-niest’ witty slogan t-shirts from colleges all around the country that are bound to crack you up.

    #1 This goes out to all the nerds out there! We mean ‘cool’ nerds! Yes, they do exist

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    #2 Talking about nerds, the aerodynamics club t-shirt at BITS Pilani sure has a ‘high’ sense of humor

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    #3  These students aim ‘high’, quite literally! 

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    #4 This slogan is no rocket science

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    #5 And this one hits the nail on the head

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    #6 Just like this one

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    #7 And this one

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    #8 Enough with the screws already

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    #9 And some are just lucky……well not really!

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    #10 Won’t everyone around just love to attend this fest?

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    #11 Happy when they got in and even happier when they got out. Ironic.

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    #12 Electrical department at IIT Kanpur! The backside sure is hilarious

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    #13 Three cheers to all the ‘strippers’ in the house!

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    #14 Who knew silicon could be used to make things look smaller

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    #15 And for this

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    #16 These people might just know a thing or two about deeeep digging 

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    This story was inspired by this thread on www.quora.com

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  • 10 healthy signs of a border line alcoholic!

    10 healthy signs of a border line alcoholic!

    If you classify yourself as a drinking enthusiast and end up at the bar every second day, you might want to rethink! We get it, drinking is fun, drinking makes you forget all your sorrows, drinking makes you a better person (perhaps) and the list can go on. But honestly, we believe there is a thin line between being a drinking enthusiast and turning into an alcoholic. These symptoms below may just define your status around that thin line – probably drooping towards alcoholism! Take a look.

    1. Its 6 p.m. on a weekday and all you can hope for is your friends calling you to catch up for a drink!

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    2. The easiest way for you to get rid of a hangover is to drink more (Like they say ‘diamond cuts diamond’)

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    3. You don’t mind socializing with different sets of people on consecutive days, of course over drinks

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    4. You just can’t hold your drinks, in fact you have never understood how one glass turns into a nightmare of 15 glasses

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    5. When it comes to knowing different kinds of spirits, brands and their impact; your reaction is always ‘been there, done that!’

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    6. About half your monthly income is washed away the morning after every night of heavy drinking only to make you realise the amount of money you’ve been spending on it.

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    7. You don’t feel that ‘high’ very easily anymore. Chances are your body is already immune to the high that comes with not-so-potent drinks.

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    8. Most of your social media updates involve a drink in your hands or just nice looking alcoholic beverages.

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    9. It’s difficult for you to get a sound sleep without a little alcohol in your system.

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    10. You need atleast two shots of your favourite poison to address important issues with your family/friends.

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    PS – Most likely your pet catch phrase is ‘I’m going on a detox, AFTER TONIGHT’

    Image Source: All images sourced from Giphy.com

  • And Star sports did it again – killing it with this new ad on the upcoming India v/s South Africa match

    And Star sports did it again – killing it with this new ad on the upcoming India v/s South Africa match

    Bursting those firecrackers was clearly not in Pakistan’s destiny considering last week’s match with India at the ICC Cricket World Cup 2015. But here’s another big, fat, huge, never-done-before kinda hurdle – South Africa! That’s right; our blue team will face the South African cricket brigade for the fourth time in the World Cup. And THIS YEAR we really hope to knock them down making history with a never-experienced-before victory against ‘The Proteas’ who (according to this ad) just gave us those fire crackers borrowed from Pakistan’s big closet. Don’t know what we are talking about? Take a look!