Category: JUST FOR LAUGHS

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These mental stages of being drunk on a scale of 1 to 10 are something you’d totally relate to!

Every drinking enthusiast around sure knows when to call quits on his last beverage for the evening(or so we believe). But some people don’t really care about that logic, like, it doesn’t mean anything to them (maybe because they’re too drunk after a point) and alcohol is that gift the bartender keeps on giving.

In such a scenario, every other drink tends to turn into that ‘one last drink’ which we all know never really works out (for most of us) till our sober and loving friends snatch them from our hands. ‘Repeat’ or ‘another one’ are like our pet lines which work like a charm on the bartender and he doesn’t mind pouring you another one even after knowing you can’t drink more for shit!

But surprising the bartender is just another one of a drinker’s talent.

There’s only one question that can help in understanding their high, that is, ‘on scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you?’ and that’s when things get interesting! While a drinker gulps down his/her drink, we believe these stages of being drunk explain how their minds work!

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February 3, 2016
WTF news of the day: This girl needs your help to get her MacBook fixed and its genuine AF!

Internet is such a wonderful place, it helps you find so much of what you need and so much of what you don’t, buuuuttt….you waste your time on it anyway. And then again, some of these things you discover online can make you cringe like never before. Okay, let’s cut to the chase, here’s something you most-definitely-absolutely need to see!

Check out this video of a young girl asking for donations so she can get herself a new Apple MacBook (she has got FOUR of them already) or at least can get the old one repaired. Other than that, she also put up a fight with her mother because she got a slightly yet really good phone instead of the one she asked for. We’re going to ask you to keep control on your hands and not punch yourself or the screen while you’re watching the video. And, sure, please don’t forget to donate some cash.

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February 2, 2016
How to save money for the imaginary list of things you made for yourself!

Savings are an imperative part of planning for the future especially today when life has become more uncertain that it used to be for our forefathers. If one hasn’t started saving for the rainy days, it’s time they started or at least started thinking about it. You might need money any damn time for the smallest or the biggest of reasons but the question is where to get it from? You can always put your charm on and ask your parents for some extra cash and after interrogating you, they might even go with it. It all depends on your answer to ‘what do you need that kind of money for!’ and everyone knows, it’s not easy getting past that one question. And let’s face it, sometimes your answer and the actual reason never match. So, save yourself from all that drama and learn how to save money! Here’s how you can do it. You’re welcome, fellow human.

#1 Start believing you’re broke

Believe in yourself but also believe that you’re broke, well, you actually are if you have to ask for money. So, yes, believe that one thing and cut down on your expenses, we know it’s as hard as cutting down on your cigarettes but you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do. Oh, but remember, being broke and being a cheap ass are two very different things. Never be the latter one.

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#2 Forget that weekends exist

We nearly cried on this one, no joke. Seriously, how does someone live without weekends? That’s the only thing that keeps us going every day. And do you have any idea what weekends mean to the people who’ve got jobs? It’s the only saving grace for us! Basically, all you have to do is, stay home and make use of your internet speed which doesn’t sound so bad once you’re in your bed and let the day pass by. But staying home on weekends is like working, it’s not always fun. Thinking about all the money you’re saving by not spending it might make it a little lighter.

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#3 Refrain from anything that’s going to cost you a big chunk from your wallet

Okay, even on the internet, there are a few things you need to stay away from. This is hard but it is necessary, NO UNECESSARY ONLINE SHOPPING. And if you’re like, ‘I don’t even do that!’ stop lying to yourself. There are better things you ‘need’, save money for that rather. It’s time you got your shit together.

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#4 Stop with the ‘bahar ka khaana’!

Even you know, that’s what most of us spend our money on and shamelessly because hello!? It’s food! It deserves my money, your money and everybody’s money! But you will have to give it up or at least cut down a little till the time you’re saving money. Look at the brighter side, you save money AND your lose weight WITHOUT joining a gym! Now, is that awesome or is that awesome!?

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#5 Actually stick to your plan

It’s good that you want to save money; it’s great you’re trying and it’d be spectacular if you actually continue with what you started. By the end of it, you have money in the bank, you’ve lost weight and if that doesn’t make you happy, you’re one greedy human but that’s none of our business.

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Saving money is a hard task for people who love to spend and spending money makes people happy. That’s what’s it’s there for but then, you need to save money for bigger and better things in life and no, we are not talking about fake boobs here, just FYI!

January 29, 2016
‘Confusing things girlfriends say’ by FilterCopy is just what you need to watch today!

Relationships are amazing and there is no denying that. They offer support, strength, love, compassion and a person who will stand by you for everything including things as small as crying over a broken toe nail or as big as losing a job.

Relationships can also be slightly confusing especially when you cannot figure what your partner is actually trying to say. While men mostly choose a more straightforward approach to addressing issues; women choose a more subtle way of communicating things. Understanding this “subtle” relationship jargon really depends on how well you know your woman but we feel that there are a few common situations that every man has found himself battling from time to time. And, we are not alone. This video from FilterCopy on ‘Confusing things girlfriends say’ is so on-point that you would want to stand up and take a bow, especially if you’re a man. Don’t believe us? Take a look and find out for yourself.

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January 29, 2016
These life hacks to wake up on time are most likey to save your day!

Waking up in the morning ain’t easy, at least not for everyone, especially when its winter time. All you want to do is curl up in your blanket and forget that there’s a world existing out there or hope that the world forgets that you exist. That does happen though, but only on weekends. Other than that, you’ve got to drag your ass out and work it to get to work or your respective destinations. The crux is, you have to wake up and get going or hell breaks loose! And all this turns for the worst when you’re an insomniac or if your boss is crazy about punctuality (don’t they need to chill a little?). You can’t get enough sleep, so you weep in your bed till you pass out and then you weep again because you couldn’t sleep enough. So, we’d tell you to get your shit together and be on our way only if that was enough. But, being the nice homo sapiens that we are, we’ve got you these life hacks to wake up on time that can save you from your bosses screams that keep ringing in your head! Thank us later, amigos!

#1 Hit the bed as early as possible

Now, after you’re done with all your work and shenanigans just hit the bed before your usual time. You won’t fall asleep right on time but the stress and tiredness will have you all comfy in your bed. We all know nobody wants to or will get out once they’re in the bed. All you have to do is, clear your mind, and rest your eyes with patience. It might take some time but it works like magic!

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#2 Alarm clocks, shit load of alarm clocks

That’s not a very subtle way but it will end up waking you and people around you. More than that, you might wake up angry and start throwing away your alarm clocks but hey, look at the bright side, you woke up! Pretty sure you wouldn’t even want to be in your bed anymore. But you know this was coming your way when you were setting the alarm last night.

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#3 Don’t sleep. Don’t sleep at all!

That’s another way to wake up. I mean, you get it, if you don’t sleep, you don’t have to wake up! Look at you, already winning at life! But, we don’t take any responsibility of your mood the next morning. It’s easier when an insomniac does it. But if you pass out at the wrong time, oh boy, are you in trouble or are you in trouble?!

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#4 Find the alarm!

You can try setting a loud banging alarm on your phone and leave it in a corner of your room. Two things will happen you won’t be able to use your phone, which is probably the best thing that can happen to you before you hit the bed; second, you will have to get up off your bed to get the phone and switch off the alarm. Also, you don’t have to be a moron and go back to bed. Seriously, spare yourself some horror.

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#5 Stay away from your tech

Do yourself this one favour and you might be sorted for the night. Don’t check your phone, definitely don’t follow up on the series you’re currently watching or even any movie. Don’t put yourself through that. Because we know, and everybody knows, there’s no coming back from the black hole you’re going to put yourself into.

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These life hacks to wake up on time are difficult to follow but they do work and you’ll only know if you try ‘em out!

January 27, 2016
This video of a Drunk Doctor Anjali in the US, creating havoc and attacking an Uber driver is going viral!

This one is fresh out from the US! A video of a drunken Dr. Anjali Ramkissoon, was recorded indulging into a brawl with an Uber cab driver after she got into his cab without any reservations.

The situation got worse when the cabbie asked the doctor to leave. Soon enough, a few people gathered around to see what exactly was happening. And in no time, Dr. Anjali created a mess of the cabbie’s car and his belongings. She started with throwing away his personal things and everything she could get hold of. One of the eye witnesses, Juan Cinco recorded a video of the situation that shows the doctor was completely out of place. Even after calling 911, she didn’t hold back and continued humiliating the cabbie. The video got viral like a fire in the forest, and now has more than 10 lakh views. Currently, Anjali Ramkissoon has been suspended and was not arrested by the police because the driver didn’t press any charges but Uber is still looking into the incident.

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January 22, 2016
These things go through everybody’s mind when the delivery man brings you more food than you ordered!

It’s time they made ‘food’ synonym for ‘happiness’ in the dictionaries. Some people even cry out of happiness when they see their order coming towards them. Those people are the true foodies; nobody loves food more than these people. They find food, they eat it, and only thing that comes in between might be a glass of water. But, it’s not just about them. Food, has made more people happy than almost anything else. But like everything else in the world, food also can make you sad and it’s not even food’s fault. It’s the time you have to wait for your food to come to you. That right there is the time you know hell is real. And there’s one of these things that can restore your faith in God, that is, when you get more food than you ordered. And your head is full of thoughts like these.

#1 “Is it my birthday today? That’s the best gift ever!”

The order is here and it’s heavier than I thought. There’s a lot of stuff in that bag and I can’t wait to raid it! Being an expert about the places I order from, I know there were supposed to be two boxes but instead, there are three (That’s as close as I can get to winning a lottery!). And that is enough to make me grin. It’s about time for the foodie in me to be unleashed.

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#2 “Well, bless the man who prepared my order but he better not have charged me for it!”

Whoever that person is, people need to be more giving like you! But, even if by mistake you’ve charged me for it, forget returning the extra food, I’ll feast on it and not pay a damn dime for it. You’ve been served, hah!

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#3 “I don’t know what that is but please taste good”

Be it a very random dish that I’ve never even heard of or something that I love eating from time to time, it doesn’t matter. What matters is that it should taste good. Even though I can hardly keep my hands off of the lid, I dare and I open it. Let the adventure with food begin!

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#4 “Oh boy! That smells so good!”

Getting ready to feast, and now I’m in the mood because the smell coming from the box has already got me high. As much as I’d love to share, I hope nobody comes around while I hog!

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#5 “Not to sound like an ungrateful ass**le but they could’ve sent something in non-vegetarian!”

That’d only happen if the dish they sent was vegetarian. Got no problem with vegetarian food but come on, non-vegetarian over vegetarian till the day I die!

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#6 “Not sure if I can finish all the food all by myself BUT challenge accepted!”

I’d love to share, but only if you ask for it; I’m not going out of my way to ask people if they’d like to have some. Even if there is leftover and I’m full, there are no regrets!

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#7 “Maybe, regular customers often get complimentary food? I need to stop ordering so much!”

As much as I appreciate this gesture, this comes to me as a reminder that I better cut down on ordering food all the damn time. I might not live up to that decision but trying that won’t cost me a dime just like that free dish!

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January 22, 2016
Annoying things men do that just do not make sense

Men and women are different and some differences are healthy. Men can be adorable especially when they shower you with their love, affection and care BUT there are times when they can be absolute jerks too. It is clear that men and women perceive situations differently however, men sometimes just become oblivious to a few things that can make any woman’s brain explode. Here are a few annoying things men do that just don’t make sense to women.

1) Delayed replies to text messages

We understand that it’s not always easy to take out a minute to reply to a text message but replying to a message three days later is not acceptable in any universe. If we’ve sent a text, reply in time. And if you can’t, it better be because you fractured your hand.

2) Never showing up on time
5:00 PM means 5:00 PM. It does not mean 6:30 PM or any time later. Showing up on time doesn’t just communicate how much you value our time; punctuality is a part of chivalry too. Maintain that.

3) Complementing other girls in front of you

Another one of the many annoying things men do, complimenting other women while you’re right there, Let’s admit it, no girl likes to hearing her boyfriend talk highly of some other woman. It’s not so annoying when they look at them, but leaves us frantic when they praise them in our presence.

4) Spilling out your embarrassing secrets

Men don’t always do this to annoy you. Things that are a big deal to us, might just be another funny experience for them to share. For instance, getting drunk and puking might prove to be an embarrassing experience that you refrain from talking about; but men do not find it so embarrassing that also makes them think it’s funny to discuss it in front of your common friends.

5) Get fixated on something till the point it reaches obsession

Be it PS4, cricket or football, they follow all of it so extensively that you think it’s absurd. Even we girls have our obsessions. Some are obsessed with shoes while the others are obsessed with makeups or bags. But our levels of obsessions clearly vary from adorable to tolerable while the obsession with a game is just unacceptable.

6) Know it all

Our anger reaches the zenith when they begin passing sexist comments like girls can never be good drivers or girls can never understand football. There’s never room for this kind of talk in a woman’s mind especially the blatant generalizing. Please think before you speak.

7) Dissing our choice in music

Men like to believe that they have the best choice in music. You will first hear them making fun of your playlist, and then find them listening to the same music. Why is it so difficult to admit that you like our music? Why?

8) Unplanned dates

They wish to take you out but can’t decide upon the place. This is one of the most annoying things men do and is also easily the most common one. The problem is that they don’t believe in planning but when it comes to dressing up, they expect you to do it as quickly as possible.

9) Drop a plan and call themselves spontaneous

They claim to be the most planned lot and there is no denying that, they usually are, until they suddenly cancel the plans made with you on bumping into some old lost friend or even a mere acquaintance. If there is a plan, stick to it, say no and keep your woman happy. It is not so hard.

January 22, 2016
7 thoughts that go through a guy’s mind when talking to a beautiful girl for the first time!

Alright, brothers from another mothers! This one thing has caught my mind and its time I got this out. We all have had these thoughts and they are completely normal to a guys’s world. Whenever we see a girl, we have a couple of thoughts in our mind that we don’t want any mind reader to know. Talking about reading minds, we are glad girls can’t do that. Some would be happy and some would be taking us men as creeps. And before women judge us, please note that we don’t mean to disrespect, these are just few compliments that we wish to keep in our mind and sometimes it’s best that way. So, here are a few thoughts that go through a guy’s head when he’s talking to a beautiful girl for the first time!

And ladies, embrace these pointers as compliments!

#1 “OH LORD! She’s damn good lookin’!”

Yep, let’s face it; be it a guy or a girl, everybody gets carried away by good looks. That’s the truth. Nobody knows how you are from the inside, so you take the chance just because the person is attractive and try to make the conversation. Now, with guys it’s almost the same but with that thought in his mind, he might just hesitate to approach you but believe me, he’s floored already. Take that coming from a guy.

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#2 “I hope she talks as good as she looks! Please God!”

Not saying that it’s the case with every guy but a guy with brains will like a girl who is at least a bit similar to him and not just a hot chick who makes him look good in front of people. That’s douchebaggery: 101. And besides, who doesn’t like to have someone who can talk well and keep up a conversation. Some people are suckers for that!

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#3 “She’s got a great butt. Stop looking at it!”

Again, ladies, that’s a guy thing. And don’t say that you have never checked out a man’s butt. That’d be a BIG, BIG butt… lie! I mean lie! That’s true isn’t it? And it’s completely fine. We are humans, and in our defence, we’re just admiring beauty. So congratulations on a great behind! And if a guy asks you, “have you been working out?” it doesn’t necessarily mean he thinks that you lost weight. Get it?

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#4 “Wait, are her friends this good looking too?”

Please note that it doesn’t always mean that we are looking for options. Well, that depends if it didn’t work out on you. We’d like to keep our options open. And you’d do that too. Which again, is a very natural thing to do? Let’s go exploring!

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#5 “You’ve been blessed by the Gods, woman! Hot legs in da house!”

What beard is to women, legs, butt and boobs are to men. Now, it’s not our fault that God gave so much to women and the rest was passed on to men. We are happy with what we have. And you ladies are still somewhere not content with what you got. Maybe that’s why the makeup came to existence. And we are happy that it did. Whatever makes you ladies happy? We appreciate you in every manner possible!

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#6 “Hope she likes Coldplay over Kajra Re!”

Everything aside, music does matter. We’re not saying every guy’s into international music, no! But there are plenty of men to whom music is a great deal. Some are happy with Honey Singh and some would just dance to his music when drunk because when you’re drunk who gives a f*ck? You just need your body moving! We fall in the latter category. And to be honest, music is one of those points where you have won the heart.

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#7 “Wait, would she even consider talking to me in the first place?”

A guy has probably dreamt of things months ahead before he has even approached the girl. I know khayali pulao tastes like heaven but then again, get your shit together. If you want all that to happen grow a pair and at least say “Hello!” And dear ladies, how about you do the same? No, don’t grow the pair, please, but if you think you like a guy somewhere, give it a shot! If nothing, you might just find a new friend in them. There’s no harm in that!

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Ladies, every guy that approaches you can’t be a creep, a few might be, but not all. You’re smart creatures, show men that you are. Cheers!

January 21, 2016
BriaAndChrissy’s new video shows how gay men react after touching a vagina for the first time!

We’ve seen a couple of videos where BriaAndChrissy have done very different experiments and all of them have turned out to be hilarious. This time, they got gay men to touch vagina for the first time the twist is these gay men have never even seen one. Their reactions are priceless and their questions will crack you up! After gay men touched boobs for the first time and BriaAndChrissy touched penis for the first time, this is what we have to, have to share! If you loved the previous videos, believe us, this one is a laugh riot in itself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSsu1SFbjO0&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DKSsu1SFbjO0&has_verified=1

January 21, 2016
6 thoughts that go through your mind when shopping online!

Every person in the world loves shopping; there are no two ways about it. Some day or the other you’ll have to shop, for yourself or for someone else and that’s when you start enjoying it. You won’t even know and you’d have gone through a couple of websites looking for something better than the last product or for a better price. Online shopping comes at a cost (obviously) but the cost here is, hours in front of your laptop and good concentration so that you don’t miss out on things. But there are always thoughts that go through your mind when shopping online!

Just remember, it’s not just you, it’s all of us.

#1 You want it ALL!

Yes, that’s the first thought in every person’s head when they start shopping online that gets them scrolling and clicking, making them open new tabs and bookmarking pages. We have all done that, and probably never ordered half of the stuff for two reasons: you forgot or you ran out of cash, so you cry to yourself in sleep, praying to God that you get your salary on time this month. Trust us, by the time your salary arrives, your list would have grown and how!

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#2 Discount codes become your temporary new best friends!

The art of shopping online also includes using your best friends, and by that, we mean the precious discount coupons which help you grab whatever your eyes can catch a glimpse of. Discount coupons are the reason you know the shopaholic inside you, be thankful for that. But there are times when no coupon can help you and your world starts to fall apart. For such days, we recommend you keep your hopes high and your fingers crossed. You are not alone.

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#3 That one thing you need (read: want) just went out of stock!

This is one of those reasons why you stopped believing in God. When that happens, you check other shopping websites hoping you will find what you’re looking for but with every time you scroll down, your heart begins to sink and you even leave your mail address so you’d be notified when the product is available again. Let’s face it, that’s a long shot and your hopes are dangling on a thin thread. Let it go, man.

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#4 Fashion websites have everything but not your size.

The first site you log on to is most probably your favourite and when they do things like this to you, trust issues are born. You’d open a few tabs happily thinking, “I’m so buying this!” and when it comes to choosing sizes, all your efforts of clicking, raiding the website go to trash. But just because you’re a strong soul, you pick yourself up and you start looking again, this time another website! *almost teary*

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#5 That big-ass sale has nothing for you in store.

Online stores obviously have insane amount of products and somehow, you don’t find or get what you’ve been searching for. And what you have on sale probably looks like you’d never use, wear or even recommend to someone. If you thought online shopping was easy and that too when sales are on, well, you couldn’t be more wrong!

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#6 Delivery is going to take time, better order more stuff!

AND FINALLY! You got what you were looking for, be it the latest gadget or the coolest pair of loafers with the right size and most importantly at a price that didn’t make you scream. You have even placed the order and let’s just say you paid for it online. The problem arises when the delivery takes time. And you get paranoid like never before, probably more than when you were giving your boards (that says a lot about your priorities, but we aren’t judging). And just because you couldn’t handle waiting on your order, you order more stuff and there’s not even a logical reason for that, well, at least not one that many will understand *rolling eyes*.

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January 20, 2016
8 things you need to learn from a narcissist!

Not everybody is a narcissist and not everybody can be. It’s definitely not like you DON’T WANT TO BE one, it’s just sometimes not an option. You are one of us or you aren’t. And to an extent, narcissists get a lot of hate but then again, being a narcissist we don’t give a flying f*ck about what people say. That’s one of the many other great qualities of being a narcissist. Another thing, it’s not easy being one, more than anything in the world; you need to keep up with yourself. But that’s not something to worry about, take a look at these things you need to learn from a narcissist.

#1 They’re happy with themselves, your presence is not required!

Yep, they’re fine when they are single, they’re great when dating someone and even after a break up they handle themselves pretty fine. But that doesn’t mean they don’t feel or anything. They’re just better at letting past go and welcoming new things with a smile. A narcissist would say, f*ck that! And move on with another bottle of chilled beer. It’s for the good, you see.

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#2 Socialising is in their blood.

No doubt about that, socialising is like fresh air to them, it feels great and helps them in exploring new people, making new friends and if nothing they at least have a great time wherever they are! They’ll put on whatever they think looks great and will be on the roll. It’s great to notice the little things but their clothes don’t really play a major role in that category AND that doesn’t mean narcissists don’t like to dress up, they are narcissists for a reason! Hello!?

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#3 They are always looking for something new

Always. They’re always open to new experiences. All you need to do is ask them if they’d like to hang out or go for a road trip, possibility of them being out of your place in the next hour is too damn high. And good for you, they can be a great company plus, you’re going to have one hell of a trip to remember. Truth has been told, ladies and gentlemen!

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#4 They’re very helpful, depending on what is it you need them for.

We’re not saying everybody is helpful in today’s world and we’re definitely not saying all narcissists are very helpful and will be there for you in the middle of the night. They’re narcissists, not your mom. But if you’re in need at club, a bar or any other place like that, they can be a good helping hand. And if you have a narcissist friend, you’re in for good luck. Let’s just say, you dropped your jaw for a pretty girl, your narcissist help can help you by being your wingman.

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#5 They know the art of selfies!

Selfie is an art and not everyone is good at it, not all men and not all women. Narcissists on the other hand are always acing at taking selfies, like they were born with that skill, hell, they don’t even need selfie sticks! And for most of us, not going to lie, the struggle is real. Can’t take a good selfie till your arm aches and you have drained half of your phone’s battery. Don’t even think of denying it and yes, please delete the failed attempts of selfies.

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#6 A narcissist never agrees that he/she is one!

That is the truest thing about a narcissist, they’d (most of them) never agree to the fact that they are one. It’s not like they’re ashamed of it. God, no, to them it’s like a humble thing to do. Oh yes, definitely that! Just because they want others around them to feel normal, they’ll deny it every time! But it’s just how a narcissist’s mind works or it might just be true. Guess, we’ll never know!

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#7 Checking themselves out rather than checking you out!

That is the first known trait of a narcissist. They’re always checking themselves out and they do it in short intervals, before leaving for home, in the car, on the phone, before taking a picture, hitting the washroom and more! If you actually keep a count, you might just forget it by the end of the night. Believe it or not, they have this need to look at themselves even if no one else is, and checking if everything is on point or not.

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#8 They always want to be the centre of attention

They love the attention; any amount of it is probably less for them. In other words, they want to be Beyoncé of Destiny’s Child or Kim from the Kardashians, wait, no, not that one. But the point is clear. They’re not going to do stupid sh*t for it, rather wait and let the attention come to them. Class is a thing too, people! And once they have it, they will make the most of it. Even if it lasts for a few hours!

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You know, you can always learn a thing or two from someone but if you actually want to learn something cool, learn form a narcissist!

January 18, 2016
10 struggles of a single guy who’s entering into his 30’s!

So your birthday is around the corner and like every year you’ve got some kickass plans to bring in your special day. Though we understand that with each passing year, your birthday has witnessed a gradual drift towards the non-cray side of life where most of your friends are married (or getting there) and rest of them just not totally up for the fun you’ve planned for your big day.

We feel you (unless your close friend circle comprises a majority of twenty-something hot-blooded pals).

But hey! You’re turning 30, you’re single, you have a nice job and goes without saying – you’re fabulous!

They say age is just a number and in your case, damn they’re right! However, there are a few struggles of a single guy who’s entering into his 30’s those are just unavoidable. That’s something nobody’s going to tell you. So here’s a list (that goes out for most of us single dudes out there).

You may thank us later.

1. The wedding galore

Well it’s true. Social media these days (for people like us) has become a mini wedding/honeymoon album. I mean, where did all those fun party check-in’s disappear? At times like these, tell yourself that you (by far) are the coolest person in your friend’s list and feel proud. And in case you spot a person cooler than you in the list, contact that person and catch-up!

2. Those pesky relatives

We all have relatives who are annoying as f*ck. That little evil part of your extended family is never up to any good and let’s admit it, they will have their opinions about you (especially about the fact that you’re turning 30 and it’s time for you to settle down). Well, your only escape to such a situation is that you need to be ready with a kickass comeback at all times. If ignoring them doesn’t help, dig into their past roots and come up with something that’ll shut them up forever (evil laugh).

3. Dearth of those ‘cool’ friends

The coolness quotient in most your friend deteriorates with time. You may (in some cases) realise that they’re not the same when it comes to going out and making it a night to remember. All those clubbing night-out’s that convert into pajama house parties eventually decrease in number the frequency of which is also affected due to family/personal issues. At that moment you realise, why hasn’t this change affected you? We’d suggest that you always have a Plan B handy, which could involve a date with yourself with wine and a nice movie!

4. Talking about cool friends, now you sure know who your REAL friends are

That’s a part of growing up. As you grow older, you give your ‘close friends’ opportunities to prove themselves over time and let’s face it; most of them do end up disappointing you. It’s not their fault to be honest. With time, everyone’s priorities change and there are some things you just cannot avoid. But there will be a few nice ones that’ll make sure that they’re around no matter what. DO NOT lose them under any circumstances (even if they aren’t oh-so-cool anymore).

5. The ‘forever alone’ hangouts with friends AND their SO’s

Imagine this: you’ve been invited over for dinner by your best friend and his wife. You show up and bam! You’re the only single guy at the table. All you have around you are couples narrating their annoying stories (which you’ve heard like 50 million times) and the worst part is – everybody’s drinking real slowly! A million dollar advice here for you my man – get drunk! Don’t bother who is judging you. Just make sure that you end up having a good time while making others laugh at your jokes. Be the star of the night!

6. The perpetual third-wheeler

Again, every time you make a nice plan with one of your friends, while making it absolutely clear that ITS HIM ONLY who you want to meet, his plus one shows up. EVERYTIME! It’s like a package deal that comes with each one of your friends. Next thing you know, you’re the friggin third-wheeler there. Well, that’s something that cannot be avoided at any cost. You can’t simply tell your friends that you don’t want to hang out with their girlfriends, now can you?

7. Your inability to party hard like the early 20’s

You’re almost 30 and you’ve come to an agreement with yourself that drinking like the early 20’s isn’t something you can afford anymore. Your hangovers hit you harder and your body becomes more sensitive to alcohol’s effects. But…but…but…don’t let that affect you. Yes, you may go slow and reduce its consumption as long as you reach that happy state! Well, think about it like this – you spend lesser money on alcohol now to reach that happy high unlike your early 20’s.

8. The fear of actually dying alone coming true

That’s debatable! Some of us are just fine with life the way it is. On the other hand some of us get carried away by stupid norms and stereotypes of the society where everyone tells you to get married before it’s too late. Believe us, it is NEVER too late to find a partner! So, chuck that fear of dying alone out of your head unless you really want to (see a doctor if you do, we’d suggest).

9. Hanging out with your other friends who’ve already made ‘other human beings’

Yeah yeah, we all have friends who got married in their early 20’s and are now raising their families while producing other human beings like it’s no one’s business. Clearly it isn’t our business either but to hangout with them and their tiny ones like all the time can get just a tad bit annoying. Like hello? How about some adult quality-beer-happening time together? There are baby sitters in this world you know!

10. The moment you realise you’re no longer in your 20’s !

So what?!? You’re life isn’t over. You just grew a year older. Just tell yourself this – ‘It took you 30 awesome years to look this good, damn you!’. Compare yourself with your other pals you grew up around (we know that’s bad advice) but at the end of the day, whatever sails your boat me friend! Whatever sails your boat!

So, those were the 10 struggles of a single guy who’s entering into his 30’s! If you are one of them, we are with you. Happy Birthday and we hope you make it so big that turning 30 doesn't seem like a struggle to you anymore!
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January 18, 2016
Are you living with a person who has OCD? We understand your struggle!

Out of all the mental disorders, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (the technical jargon for OCD) is the most common one. People suffering from this disorder are basically obsessed with a certain element in their life but it’s more commonly cleanliness-related. Before we discuss the precautions one should take while living with a person having OCD, let us throw some light on this peculiar disorder. A person having OCD constantly produces thoughts and images of different things constantly. They are unable to control their thought process and perform certain acts repeatedly like washing their hands, looking for their wallets, making sure the door is locked and more. The most common OCD is generally related to fear of germs and dirt. And if you are living with a person who has OCD, you obviously have a very clean environment but it can get a little annoying too. All because, this person is controlled by OCD. Here’s how they probably function!

#1 To them, details matter and they’ll make sure it matters to you too.

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#2 They’ll leave no chance to teach you how to do things right!

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#3 Cleanliness is just one thing, everything else also has to be on point. Everything.

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#4 You can shut them up by just praising them about their OCD. It can also backfire, but you always need some thrill in life, don’t you?

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#5 Knowingly or unknowingly, they always manage to get on your nerves and it’s you who needs to keep calm because they never back down!

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#6 You need to give them very different kind of compliments. Talk about a challenge!

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#7 Their moves are better than Jagger’s and if they have a drink in hand, no chance of spilling it. Do you need another guilt trip?

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#8 They do have misconceptions about themselves.

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#9 And they don’t give two sh*ts about what people say!

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#10 Their idea of fun… Well, it’s very different.

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January 15, 2016
The struggle of coming to work with a hangover is indeed real!

Let’s put it out in the open (before you run your nasty brain, there’s no pun intended), all we are saying is, everybody loves alcohol and those who don’t drink, well, what do you know? And we are not saying that it’s good to be an alcoholic, hell no, what we are saying is, it’s a good add on to your days, nights, parties, get-togethers, in your happy times, definitely in your sad times and the list is never-ending. Alcohol does bring out the real you and you might regret drinking the next morning, but the times you had when you were walking like a diva and a glass (or a bottle) in your hand are not something to feel sorry about. Unless, you were being the centre of attention for all the wrong reasons, then my friend, the joke’s on you. But that isn’t even the real problem, the real problem kicks in harder than alcohol when you realize you have work next day. And surviving the whole day at work with a heavy head is what the struggle is all about.

But, but, there are some random ways you can survive the day at work and here they are!

#1 First of all, make sure you get to work!

Sh*t went down, you got drunk, all’s fine but to getting to work is just the start of your struggle. We’d say don’t drive, take a cab or something. Sit with ease and probably take a nap. A nap can do wonders and everyone knows that. If you’re lucky a nap is all you need.

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#2 Try and don’t talk for your own good.

Believe us on this one, try and avoid conversations you don’t want to get into the struggle of getting out of a conversation. Plus, you never know what you might end up saying that can land you in dire straits. So, get the work done, talk when needed and keep the lips sealed. And also, you never know if people smell your breath and be like, ‘what did you drink?’ and leave you with a straight face.

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#3 Drink a lot of water

Drinking water is any way good for your body and it does help you in sobering down. It’s the most basic way to get through the day at work, plus, who’s going to ask ‘why you’re drinking so much water?’ It’s water. Say that with a straight face. Yep. And if you can, squeeze some lemon in it. But that raises questions. Choice is yours.

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#4 Grab a cup of strong coffee / tea

Coming to work with a hangover is as bad as not having caffeine when you’re at work. It is a basic need. For people who have butt load of work, caffeine is like water to them (well, maybe not to everyone). Caffeine is the sh*t! It’s really a great cure for your hangover and is always a good idea. It gets you going and leaves you wanting for more. And in no time your headache is gone.

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#5 Make up an excuse

Easiest way to get away from the disaster that may or may not happen, make an excuse that’s too good to be a lie. Basically, throw a lie at them and make sure it’s your masterpiece. A lie that can never be caught will be bought! (That’s original, by the way). Or you can go with ‘I got sick last night’, there’s no fun in that!

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The next time you plan to get hammered, you know what to do, fellow Earth-lings. Cheers

January 13, 2016