Tag: just for laughs

Signs of you having an annoying elder sibling!

Have an elder sibling? We feel you. There are times when they might just annoy the cr*p out of you and there’s no escape! Take a look at these signs that you can relate to if your elder sibling keeps visiting you for a ‘short while’ from time to time!

1) They can keep secrets….well for as long as you guys don’t get into a cat and dog fight situation!

2) They take ‘the joy of sharing’ a little too seriously. So they get you one thing and take away two others.

3) While you have to ask your parents about having your friends over, your sibling (who’s only here for a short while) can have their friends walk in and out of the house like it’s a hotel!

4) Everything best on the menu is presented at home when your sibling is visiting!

5) Your parents don’t have any hang-ups when it comes to your sibling’s choices (when it comes to clothes, food, friends etc.)

But then there’s a flipside!

6) When they get you gifts (sometimes crappy) without even asking!

7) How you know they’ve always got your back but are the only ones who can mess with you whenever they feel like!

8) When they tell you they’re visiting home, you get annoyed at the loss of your privacy but when they’re around it’s the best thing ever!

9) But you get your freedom back when they’re around as your parents only focus on the sibling whose back for a ‘little while’.

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May 15, 2015
Feeling dull at work today? Here are 7 ways to pester the cr*p outta your colleagues!

How often do you feel that the day just couldn’t get worse at work? Well, it happens with everyone. There are times when you feel brain dead and clearly have no hope for it to brighten up. Listen to us, we’ve got a solution for you – bring your inner child out and turn the day around. All you have to do is take a deep breath, get up and annoy the cr*p outta the colleagues around you (make sure your boss isn’t around). Here’s how.

1. Mock them

Stand right behind them and mock every action and every word they say.

2. Switch/hide their stuff

Walk around, be very sly and switch/hide people’s laptops, phones, bags etc.

3. Prank-call them

Go out and try to be this person/client who is ready to take your case regarding some work your colleague was assigned to do.

4. Send a resignation email to their work friends from their email ids while they’re away

Woah, now that would be awesome!

5. Call their parents/significant others to ask them if they’re home (pretending that they aren’t at work)

We agree sh*t will go down for a short while bit until the victim of your prank realises it’s YOU who brought this upon him but believe us, it’ll all be worth it!

6. Change their desktop wallpaper to a picture of their ex!

Ouch! It sure sounds like fun but make sure it doesn’t go overboard hurting somebody’s sentiments!

7. Take a post-it, write ‘Out of Order’ on it and stick it to their backs without them knowing

There’s nothing more hilarious than a person going out of order!

8. Keep giving them missed calls on their landline extensions

Unless they have caller-ids!

9. Turn off their laptop while they’re in the washroom

Make sure all their data is safe, else you’d be in big trouble!

10. Bombard them with questions about what they’re upto!

Nothing’s more annoying than having somebody stand on your head asking multiple questions that don’t make sense!

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May 14, 2015
10 reasons why you should be a panda!

Life can be tough on everybody. There are days where you just wish you could be a panda; well we got 10 reasons for you to be one. They are cute, arrogant and don’t give a damn about what so ever is going around them. And for the same reason, take a look at these awesome reasons why you should be a PANDA, once in a while.

1) Because sometimes you just want to roll through life like a Panda. Everyday I’m tumbling! *LMFAO style*

2) Food is all you need. You love food and even when you’re not eating food you are thinking about food.

3) You can be slow, lazy and sleepy at the same time for as long as you want.

4) They know how to chill like a boss.

5) Because it’s okay to be clumsy!

6) You won’t feel bad about being seen at awkward places or positions.

7) They’re fat and they don’t care!

8) You don’t have to worry about anything going on around you.

9) You can be annoyingly cute yet rude to your friends.

10) You know how to get your work done, just by staring at people.

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May 14, 2015
8 signs that you are a real life Cruella De Vil!

We’ve all grown up watching the 101 Dalmatians movies trying to figure out the difference between the good and the bad. However, the most intriguing character from the movie – Cruella De Vil has taught us a lot more! For some reason, her personality sometimes reminds us of the people around us. Watch out if one of your friends has the following symptoms that may classify them as the real life Cruella De Vil!

1. Your love for animals is…..erm…kind of unexplored!

2. Every sentence you say starts or ends with ‘darling’ and sometimes that ‘darling’ is replaced with ‘sweety’ or ‘love’.

3. You get sadistic pleasure out of your friend’s miseries.

4. You are impulsive, reckless (sometimes) and chances are you drive your car really really fast!

5. You are all about fashion. From red lipstick to high stilettos and fur, everything has be to impeccable and flamboyant.

6. You try not to be bothered by the worldly issues and trivial matters of life!

7. Everybody is entitled to your opinion.

8. And finally you live your life the way you want, you are confident in your skin and most of all – you love yourself more than anything!

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May 11, 2015
Meanwhile in Pakistan: Pakistani Salman Khan demanding to be arrested!

Salman Khan’s 2002 hit and run case verdict on one hand has restored people’s faith in the judiciary; but has left millions of fans heartbroken all over the world, on the other. While many chose to mourn about it on social media and holding mass prayer sessions, there was this one fan in Pakistan who expressed his extreme disappointment in a slightly unique fashion.

Husnain Saleem, who looks strikingly similar to Salman Khan, was videotaped by a Pakistani news channel trying to convince the police to arrest him as well while his idol stays behind bars. Check out this hilarious video by Samma TV of the Pakistani Salman Khan overacting on the courts verdict.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM6yQnbVvJ4&feature=youtu.be

May 8, 2015
Feel bad about your parking skills? Here’s something that is sure to make you feel better

We all have those days when in spite of concentrating as much as possible, we drive like there are no other cars on the road. If on those days you somehow manage to drive yourself to your destination and park your vehicle safely, we applaud you. But there are some people, who sometimes just can’t get it right. Take a look at these parking fails and feel better about yourself.

1) All this driver had to do was follow the man guiding him but…

2) This driver just missed getting the garage door to open on time and this happened!

3) Parallel parking is not everyone’s cup of tea.

4) But it’s not the driver’s fault every time

5) It really isn’t

6) Ouch!

7) At other times we just need better sense

8) And sometimes just a wee bit of control

9) Maybe a little more control than normal

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May 7, 2015
Now you can follow Pakalu Papito on Instagram too!

After having 526K followers on twitter, Pakalu Papito (if you don’t know who he is, click here) is now on Instagram. With a fan following of around 22,000 people in just one day, his instapics are sure to give you a hearty belly laughter. And guess what Mr. Too-cool-for-school follows no one. This man surely knows how to make it large without being a celebrity and gaining all the attention with his amazing sense of humour. Take a look at his recent hilarious posts on Instagram. Instagram handle pakalupapitofficial.

May 7, 2015
10 signs of men who fall into the ‘Drama queen’ category!

Yes men too can be super-dramatic at times (sometimes even more dramatic than most of the women around). And each one of us has that one guy friend who never fails to entertain/annoy us with his dramatic antics! Take a look at these signs that clearly verify that the ‘boy’ is …erm…a drama queen.

#1 He’s always whining about something or the other!

It’s really difficult to make him happy. Trying to remember the last time he was extremely content is like a faint memory in your head since he’s always whining about something.

#2 He’s Mr. Sensitivity.

Trying to have a conversation with him? Stop! Check yourself, think about it twice (if it’s a sensitive issue) and then speak.

#3 If you’re at a party, only his music plays.

Hell yeah! Call him stubborn or whatever, but his music is the only sh*t that people are allowed to dance on without pissing him off!

#4 Talking about parties, if he doesn’t wanna go for one – it’s really difficult to convince him.

No means NO! Once he has made up his mind, there’s no way in hell one can change that.

#5 He keeps asking the same question over and over until he gets his desired reply.

You need to speak only his language. Because that’s all he understands. It’s either his way or the highway!

#6 EVERYONE is entitled to his opinion.

Everyone! That includes characters from the movies and TV shows as well!

#7 He has a dance step for every occasion.

Ah! The signature moves, you’d be surprised to know that he has sassy moves for every type of occasion!

#8 He’s always hungry for attention.

Everybody loves attention. But there are a few who need it more than the required threshold. If you don’t give this friend that extra attention, sh*t might just go down!

#9 He’s in on all the gossip around.

He knows everything! All the gossip, be it at work, friend-circle and the home-front!

#10 But in the end, a little drama never killed anybody.

Admit it! He’s one of the warmest, funniest and the greatest friends you have! A person who would make your life difficult from time to time but has his shoulder ready whenever you need it!

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April 29, 2015
Hello Android! Feeling pee-ish today?

This is unbelievable! Wait did we just see that? Thanks Team Android for sharing this with the world. Apparently the Android Bot has been spotted taking a leak on a ‘certain apple’. This apple looks very familiar to the logo on a device that is seen with every second person around!

Located to the south of the Pakistani town ‘Rawalpindi’, this is about to change the lives of many! Don’t believe us? Take a look here.

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April 24, 2015
Android trolls Apple yet again! This is how!

The arch-nemesis between Android and iPhone users can officially go down in history books now. This long lasting battle between ‘whose phone is better’ has no end. It’s a battle that’ll rage on for decades to come between the two parties as the world is now clearly divided into iOS and Android users. Some switch sides in the middle of the war, some stay loyal and fight till the end.

These Maggcom illustrations have perfectly nailed it while depicting the advantages of being an Andoid user. A few here are some very cool features and exactly what android users have to say to the iOS lovers. Take a look.

April 24, 2015
These one-liners by Johnny Bravo will take you down the memory lane!

What comes to your mind when a muscular beefcake says ‘Woah mama’? Yes, it’s none other than the dude from the 90’s – Johnny Bravo! The American animated television series created by Van Partible for Cartoon Network was big in the last two decades. Johnny Bravo taught us all how to be confident when it comes to our looks and…erm…. flirting with women!

Take a look at these super-awesome one-liners used by the iconic character that (sadly) never got him close to any women but sure made us laugh.

1. Well there’s no denying that!

2. When he feels too ‘pretty’ about himself.

3. Oh well.

4. Creepy much?

5. Dang that’s a good set of hobbies!

6. Now THAT’S pretty!

7. Touché!

8. Now now.

9. LOL!

10. When he says this!

11. And this!

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April 23, 2015
Mumbai’s take on Tinder

We all enjoy Tinder but most of them don’t even know what it really is and what is it used for. Check out this hilarious video by Being Indian on what Mumbai people think about Tinder.

What’s your take on Tinder?

April 22, 2015
Here’s why you should be following Pakalu Papito on Twitter!

Pakalu Papito’s tweets have been taking the world of twitter by storm and there’s absolutely no reason for anyone to be deprived of his humourous take on life. We don’t know if he is a real person or not but what we do know is that he has a very honest view about everything in life, starting from himself to food to weight loss issues and much more. With almost 416,000 followers in his kitty as of now, Pakalu Papito has been called the new gag lord of the internet. Here are his best tweets and enough reasons for you to follow him.

Twitter handle: @pakalupapito

#1 He loves to keep fit, like almost all of us, but his thoughts on the same subject are different

#2 He can define anything in terms of food or his love for food

#3 He lives to sleep

#4 He has great things to say about himself

All pictures have been taken from Pakalu Papito’s twitter page @pakalupapito

April 21, 2015
7 confusing situations that are most likely to occur in a man’s life because of women!

Women are beautiful creatures and should be treated with love, respect and understanding. But sometimes they should also put themselves in a man’s shoe and think about the little things that leave men baffled for no particular reason. Here’s a list of a few of them!

1. Thinking 20 times before talking

Yes. Women listen to everything! They DON’T have a ‘nothing’ box in their heads (like men) or have a moment when they’re not paying attention. Whereas on the other hand, men love wandering off to different ‘realms’ in their heads in the midst of a conversation with women! And for the same reason they should ALWAYS pay think 20 times before speaking!

2. Going to a washroom that’s already dirty

The fear of being accused for something men aren’t even responsible for is soul crushing! Especially when a decent man with decent ‘toilet habits’ enters a common washroom only to find out its dirty as hell! Sh*t gets worse when he greets a nice lady next in line while on his way out. Dang!

3. Answering tricky questions

Women love to test men’s ability to realise how they should ideally be reacting to certain questions and situations. And the ‘tricky’ part comes when they simply throw trick questions at men assuming the desired answer in their heads! For example – “Am I looking okay?”

4. Doing ‘nothing’ in presence of your S.O. is a faint memory. And by nothing we mean NOTHING!

Here’s the thing, men’s favourite pastime is doing nothing at all. And women on the other hand don’t get it. Both the genders can never be on the same page with this and unfortunately men usually have to surrender and get out of their ‘nothing box’ around women!

5. Emotional blackmail

The inevitable reality of life involving women! Emotional blackmail with that adorable puppy face is something women excel at. Funny to admit, even men aren’t very bad at it. Such situations leave men with no other option but to agree with whatever’s being asked for!

6. Girl conversations

Everyman who has a close girl-friend has been through it! It is a regular feature for some who always hang around with them. The legendary ‘make-up talk’, objectifying men (yes, women do that too) and sometimes personal stuff can really get a man wanting to pull out his hair!

7. Decoding the meaning of the following phrases coming from a woman –

Try decoding these when a women says –

A. Hmmmmm
Probable meaning – Chances are, she’s not very convinced with what you just said. Think again maybe?

B. Ok.
Probable meaning – “No. I could say more but you should be smart enough to get it.”

C. Are you sure about that?
Probable meaning – “DON’T even think about it. You will pay for it later.”

D. Do whatever you want to.
Probable meaning – “I don’t care if you really don’t want to listen to me.”

E. Fine.
Probable meaning – “Nothing’s fine, you better get your act together!”

F. I’m not mad.
Probable meaning – “I’m livid!”

G. We need this.
Probable meaning – “I want this.”

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April 16, 2015
10 struggles of an engineering student!

This goes out to all the engineering students out there! Getting an engineering degree could be tough since no one tells you the hardships you’d be facing for the next four years. You clearly don’t have much of an idea of what you’re letting yourself into. Let us help you! Take a look at these 10 struggles almost every engineering student faces in their college life!

1. Sleepless nights!

Everything works on a deadline! The work pressure involves time consuming research, big fat books and a lot of panic. In order to be a young engineering professional, every student has to race against the clock to make sure everything’s in place.

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2. Dearth of women.

The sad story of every guy spending 4 years in an engineering college! The men:women ratio is probably 70:30 (generally speaking) leaving the male bachelors on a perpetual look out for female company.

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3. Fashionably challenged crowd

It’s not that they do it by choice, but most of their time is consumed sitting next to the pile of books leaving them very little time to go shopping!

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4. Never ending tutorials and assignments

With so many subjects, so many electives and so many practicals comes the never ending streak of assignments and tutorials! Life get’s even tougher when you realize you’re way behind your classmates around the time of submission.

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5. Job/Placement headache

This anxiety dwells perpetually for four years in every engineering student’s head! The main game centers around getting a good job and a ‘great’ pay scale. In the end, all the grades and the endless labour is what counts to win the race of placements in every college!

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6. Group assignments

Paired up with random classmates who aren’t even your friends? How un-cool! Group assignments can be a big pain in the a** especially when your ‘groupies’ aren’t as hard working as you!

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7. Further studies?

How about further studies? MBA? Every student at least once in their engineering career contemplates over studying further!

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8. Secret hostel room parties!

Admit it! That’s the only way you get to party. Be it birthdays, end of the semester or any other occasion, sneaking in alcohol and having a great time with your buds is something you will get accustomed to in no time!

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9. Limited monthly budget

Your parents are already spending too much on your annual fee, that too for 4 years! And admit it, providing for engineering fee for that long isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. Hence follows the tight monthly budget for their son’s and daughter’s!

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10. Follow your heart? Follow your mind?

It’s not like engineering students are not creative, but there comes a time where each one of them goes through a battle of not being able to decide whether to do something else by following their passion (career wise) or go with the herd by joining an IT company!

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April 16, 2015