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How to survive when your mom’s out for a vacation, a guide for men!

We men are very different creatures (at least we like to believe that); we like to be all tough and rough for the world and take things with ease. We can take care of ourselves just fine until the scariest of news is broken to us: Mom is going out for a vacation! Now, we love our moms, heck, we love yours too! For different reasons, of course (No pun intended). And yes, we can take care of ourselves but that’s so hard without our mom being around. This might not make sense to women but, men know, we can’t function without out mommies. For single men, it’s like a task to figure out almost anything at home without the great matriarch being around. So, here’s how to survive when your mom’s out for a vacation!

#1 Chapter 1: The Acceptance

You’re happy that she’s taking a break from all the hard work she’s been doing non-stop. More than anyone, she deserves vacation time in the house, true story. But to actually accept the fact that she just left for a vacation is harder than you think. It takes us a while to get over it and some men actually shed tears. Yep, some of us are emotional.

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#2 Life is in ruins

You know, shit is going down from both the sides. Where she’d be chillin’ like no one’s business, you’ll be here trying to keep your life from falling apart. The moment she leaves home, the panic strikes because, “How the f*ck am I going to get up for college/work tomorrow?” and, “What do I order for dinner tonight?” There are many more questions lined up like these but this conversation with yourself always ends with a sigh.

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#3 It’s not a kitchen, It’s a science lab

Pretty sure, many guys out there are like, “I feel you, bro”, because that is true. When your mom’s out for a vacation, things suddenly start to make no sense. The only thing that brings you hope and light (quite literally) is the fridge. Still acting like a smart ass you think you are, you choose to experiment with food. And food here strictly refers to the 2 minute noodles and nothing more. And the experiment? Well, we just add a couple of masalas without even measuring and voila something very f*cked up is ready for us to eat. And the daring part here is to take the first bite. If it tastes fine we boast about it. Otherwise? Act like nothing like that ever happened!

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#4 It’s been ages that you’ve seen your mom

We, men can be a little weird too in times like these. Mom’s been on vacation for just three days but in your head you have lost count. Because nobody’s there to cook your favourite dishes, and you don’t gel with anyone the way you do with her. God knows how but only she can find you the right pair of socks. That’s just few of her talents, if you ask us. But you need socks, and the correct pair with the right colour and size and you have to find it by yourself. 15 minutes down, you finally manage to find a pair that is slightly similar. You can call it a small victory. You deserve it.

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#5 What if the trip is extended for a day or two!?

It’s the last day you’ve to do all the household work because guess who’s coming back the next day!? So, out of excitement you call her and she tells you that she might extend her trip for a day or two. And in your head, you know, you weren’t prepared for this! But you can’t say no to her, so you just go with “hmm, haan, okay.” while you pray to the lord above that she comes back a.s.a.p.! To get away from this nightmare… maybe, just maybe, you can drink the night away. Just a suggestion.

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You can do all of that or just call your mom and ask whatever you need help for. It IS that easy.

Cheers!

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March 16, 2016
We bet every engineer in the country can relate to these engineering stereotypes

The recently concluded annual fest of the prestigious BITS Pilani College, Goa campus, witnessed a large gathering making it a grand affair. Known by the name ‘Quark’, the fest was held at BITS Pilani’s Goa campus and we happened to encounter a lot of talented minds over the period of 3 days from the various courses of engineering programmes.

On our conversation with them about engineering stereotypes, here’s everything they had to say. Take a look.

March 3, 2016
Ever thought our very own ‘Bhai Jaan’, Salman Khan, would give us the perfect example of #DaddyGoals?

Yes, he’s single (well, from time-to-time) and he rules Bollywood unlike anybody else! That’s right, our favourite ‘Bhai Jaan’ aka Salman Khan was recently spotted outside one of the restaurants in Mumbai giving us the most perfect example of #DaddyGoals.

On a late night with friends and family, Salman was seen distributing money to poor kids outside Olive restaurant in Bandra, Mumbai. This Bollywood heartthrob put a smile on those poor kids’ faces by giving each one of them (what looks like) a 500 rupees note while on his way out of the restaurant.

What’s more, the party who joined Salman over dinner included names like Malaika Arora Khan, Arbaaz Khan, Nawazuddin Siddiqui, Amrita Arora along with Salman’s sister Arpita and her husband Aayush!

March 3, 2016
These guys will teach you the art of complimenting boobs and getting away with it!

It’s never easy to compliment a woman; it takes work and a lot of learning. What we have learned so far about complimenting women is that you tell them what they want to hear. You can obviously compliment them about anything but always make sure you say what they’re waiting to hear. And complimenting is an art that not everyone can pull off, be it complimenting men or women. But we’re strictly talking women because, boobs. They’re awesome and spread happiness. We know them by different names like, jugs, shakers, rack, melons and more but our favourite is ‘yum yum bags’.

These guys will teach you the art of complimenting boobs and how to get away with it! Take a look at this hilarious video!

And please note, by sharing this video we just want to make you laugh. Please don’t get encouraged and think of giving it a tryon the streets. And if you do, God bless you and your soul.

March 1, 2016
All the reasons why Pandas are the most chilled out animals on the face of the Earth!

Everybody loves dogs and cats or any animal that can be a pet. Obviously some people are above that and would go to the extent of petting wild cats or even snakes, talk about their love for animals! But the animal we’re talking about is probably hard to pet and take care of. They’re one of a kind, slow, lazy, always hungry and not dangerous at all! We’re talking about Pandas, yup, that fuzzy big bear with black patches around the body who doesn’t give two shits about your existence because they’re always busy eating!

And that’s the biggest reason everybody loves them. With that, we have a few of our own reasons on why Pandas are the most chilled out animals on the face of the Earth!

#1 Dogs work for police, Pandas work for themselves!

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#2 They also know how to party better than most of you! In yo face!

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#3 Well, they do stupid things like us, the difference is they don’t even have to get drunk.

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#4 Don’t take away his ball? He has got only one left!

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#5 Pandas are very much like humans – horny, hungry and always sleepy.

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#6 They somehow how pull off the cute factor. Girls dig them more than men sometimes, sigh.

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#7 You don’t come between them and their food. Such a human thing to do, no?

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#8 Every foodie’s spirit animal? Because working out is not for them!

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#9 They can be superstars of animal porn!?

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February 19, 2016
BriaAndChrissy’s new video on straight men touching another man’s penis is awkwardly funny!

After all the videos we have seen and shared with you people from BriaAndChrissy’s channel, here comes another one that will be able to make you laugh, well, if you have an open mind about prople who are inclined towards the same sex. Cutting to the chase, BriaAndChrissy’s new video shows straight men touching a penis (wait, let us complete) that doesn’t belong to them and yes, a real penis. Their reactions are hilarious and we are not encouraging it, but if you want to know how it feels to touch another man’s tool, feel free but please ask the person.

Here’s the video, go!

February 11, 2016
These mental stages of being drunk on a scale of 1 to 10 are something you’d totally relate to!

Every drinking enthusiast around sure knows when to call quits on his last beverage for the evening(or so we believe). But some people don’t really care about that logic, like, it doesn’t mean anything to them (maybe because they’re too drunk after a point) and alcohol is that gift the bartender keeps on giving.

In such a scenario, every other drink tends to turn into that ‘one last drink’ which we all know never really works out (for most of us) till our sober and loving friends snatch them from our hands. ‘Repeat’ or ‘another one’ are like our pet lines which work like a charm on the bartender and he doesn’t mind pouring you another one even after knowing you can’t drink more for shit!

But surprising the bartender is just another one of a drinker’s talent.

There’s only one question that can help in understanding their high, that is, ‘on scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you?’ and that’s when things get interesting! While a drinker gulps down his/her drink, we believe these stages of being drunk explain how their minds work!

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February 3, 2016
WTF news of the day: This girl needs your help to get her MacBook fixed and its genuine AF!

Internet is such a wonderful place, it helps you find so much of what you need and so much of what you don’t, buuuuttt….you waste your time on it anyway. And then again, some of these things you discover online can make you cringe like never before. Okay, let’s cut to the chase, here’s something you most-definitely-absolutely need to see!

Check out this video of a young girl asking for donations so she can get herself a new Apple MacBook (she has got FOUR of them already) or at least can get the old one repaired. Other than that, she also put up a fight with her mother because she got a slightly yet really good phone instead of the one she asked for. We’re going to ask you to keep control on your hands and not punch yourself or the screen while you’re watching the video. And, sure, please don’t forget to donate some cash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9tV99kcAWo

February 2, 2016
How to save money for the imaginary list of things you made for yourself!

Savings are an imperative part of planning for the future especially today when life has become more uncertain that it used to be for our forefathers. If one hasn’t started saving for the rainy days, it’s time they started or at least started thinking about it. You might need money any damn time for the smallest or the biggest of reasons but the question is where to get it from? You can always put your charm on and ask your parents for some extra cash and after interrogating you, they might even go with it. It all depends on your answer to ‘what do you need that kind of money for!’ and everyone knows, it’s not easy getting past that one question. And let’s face it, sometimes your answer and the actual reason never match. So, save yourself from all that drama and learn how to save money! Here’s how you can do it. You’re welcome, fellow human.

#1 Start believing you’re broke

Believe in yourself but also believe that you’re broke, well, you actually are if you have to ask for money. So, yes, believe that one thing and cut down on your expenses, we know it’s as hard as cutting down on your cigarettes but you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do. Oh, but remember, being broke and being a cheap ass are two very different things. Never be the latter one.

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#2 Forget that weekends exist

We nearly cried on this one, no joke. Seriously, how does someone live without weekends? That’s the only thing that keeps us going every day. And do you have any idea what weekends mean to the people who’ve got jobs? It’s the only saving grace for us! Basically, all you have to do is, stay home and make use of your internet speed which doesn’t sound so bad once you’re in your bed and let the day pass by. But staying home on weekends is like working, it’s not always fun. Thinking about all the money you’re saving by not spending it might make it a little lighter.

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#3 Refrain from anything that’s going to cost you a big chunk from your wallet

Okay, even on the internet, there are a few things you need to stay away from. This is hard but it is necessary, NO UNECESSARY ONLINE SHOPPING. And if you’re like, ‘I don’t even do that!’ stop lying to yourself. There are better things you ‘need’, save money for that rather. It’s time you got your shit together.

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#4 Stop with the ‘bahar ka khaana’!

Even you know, that’s what most of us spend our money on and shamelessly because hello!? It’s food! It deserves my money, your money and everybody’s money! But you will have to give it up or at least cut down a little till the time you’re saving money. Look at the brighter side, you save money AND your lose weight WITHOUT joining a gym! Now, is that awesome or is that awesome!?

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#5 Actually stick to your plan

It’s good that you want to save money; it’s great you’re trying and it’d be spectacular if you actually continue with what you started. By the end of it, you have money in the bank, you’ve lost weight and if that doesn’t make you happy, you’re one greedy human but that’s none of our business.

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Saving money is a hard task for people who love to spend and spending money makes people happy. That’s what’s it’s there for but then, you need to save money for bigger and better things in life and no, we are not talking about fake boobs here, just FYI!

January 29, 2016
‘Confusing things girlfriends say’ by FilterCopy is just what you need to watch today!

Relationships are amazing and there is no denying that. They offer support, strength, love, compassion and a person who will stand by you for everything including things as small as crying over a broken toe nail or as big as losing a job.

Relationships can also be slightly confusing especially when you cannot figure what your partner is actually trying to say. While men mostly choose a more straightforward approach to addressing issues; women choose a more subtle way of communicating things. Understanding this “subtle” relationship jargon really depends on how well you know your woman but we feel that there are a few common situations that every man has found himself battling from time to time. And, we are not alone. This video from FilterCopy on ‘Confusing things girlfriends say’ is so on-point that you would want to stand up and take a bow, especially if you’re a man. Don’t believe us? Take a look and find out for yourself.

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January 29, 2016
These life hacks to wake up on time are most likey to save your day!

Waking up in the morning ain’t easy, at least not for everyone, especially when its winter time. All you want to do is curl up in your blanket and forget that there’s a world existing out there or hope that the world forgets that you exist. That does happen though, but only on weekends. Other than that, you’ve got to drag your ass out and work it to get to work or your respective destinations. The crux is, you have to wake up and get going or hell breaks loose! And all this turns for the worst when you’re an insomniac or if your boss is crazy about punctuality (don’t they need to chill a little?). You can’t get enough sleep, so you weep in your bed till you pass out and then you weep again because you couldn’t sleep enough. So, we’d tell you to get your shit together and be on our way only if that was enough. But, being the nice homo sapiens that we are, we’ve got you these life hacks to wake up on time that can save you from your bosses screams that keep ringing in your head! Thank us later, amigos!

#1 Hit the bed as early as possible

Now, after you’re done with all your work and shenanigans just hit the bed before your usual time. You won’t fall asleep right on time but the stress and tiredness will have you all comfy in your bed. We all know nobody wants to or will get out once they’re in the bed. All you have to do is, clear your mind, and rest your eyes with patience. It might take some time but it works like magic!

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#2 Alarm clocks, shit load of alarm clocks

That’s not a very subtle way but it will end up waking you and people around you. More than that, you might wake up angry and start throwing away your alarm clocks but hey, look at the bright side, you woke up! Pretty sure you wouldn’t even want to be in your bed anymore. But you know this was coming your way when you were setting the alarm last night.

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#3 Don’t sleep. Don’t sleep at all!

That’s another way to wake up. I mean, you get it, if you don’t sleep, you don’t have to wake up! Look at you, already winning at life! But, we don’t take any responsibility of your mood the next morning. It’s easier when an insomniac does it. But if you pass out at the wrong time, oh boy, are you in trouble or are you in trouble?!

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#4 Find the alarm!

You can try setting a loud banging alarm on your phone and leave it in a corner of your room. Two things will happen you won’t be able to use your phone, which is probably the best thing that can happen to you before you hit the bed; second, you will have to get up off your bed to get the phone and switch off the alarm. Also, you don’t have to be a moron and go back to bed. Seriously, spare yourself some horror.

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#5 Stay away from your tech

Do yourself this one favour and you might be sorted for the night. Don’t check your phone, definitely don’t follow up on the series you’re currently watching or even any movie. Don’t put yourself through that. Because we know, and everybody knows, there’s no coming back from the black hole you’re going to put yourself into.

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These life hacks to wake up on time are difficult to follow but they do work and you’ll only know if you try ‘em out!

January 27, 2016
These things go through everybody’s mind when the delivery man brings you more food than you ordered!

It’s time they made ‘food’ synonym for ‘happiness’ in the dictionaries. Some people even cry out of happiness when they see their order coming towards them. Those people are the true foodies; nobody loves food more than these people. They find food, they eat it, and only thing that comes in between might be a glass of water. But, it’s not just about them. Food, has made more people happy than almost anything else. But like everything else in the world, food also can make you sad and it’s not even food’s fault. It’s the time you have to wait for your food to come to you. That right there is the time you know hell is real. And there’s one of these things that can restore your faith in God, that is, when you get more food than you ordered. And your head is full of thoughts like these.

#1 “Is it my birthday today? That’s the best gift ever!”

The order is here and it’s heavier than I thought. There’s a lot of stuff in that bag and I can’t wait to raid it! Being an expert about the places I order from, I know there were supposed to be two boxes but instead, there are three (That’s as close as I can get to winning a lottery!). And that is enough to make me grin. It’s about time for the foodie in me to be unleashed.

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#2 “Well, bless the man who prepared my order but he better not have charged me for it!”

Whoever that person is, people need to be more giving like you! But, even if by mistake you’ve charged me for it, forget returning the extra food, I’ll feast on it and not pay a damn dime for it. You’ve been served, hah!

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#3 “I don’t know what that is but please taste good”

Be it a very random dish that I’ve never even heard of or something that I love eating from time to time, it doesn’t matter. What matters is that it should taste good. Even though I can hardly keep my hands off of the lid, I dare and I open it. Let the adventure with food begin!

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#4 “Oh boy! That smells so good!”

Getting ready to feast, and now I’m in the mood because the smell coming from the box has already got me high. As much as I’d love to share, I hope nobody comes around while I hog!

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#5 “Not to sound like an ungrateful ass**le but they could’ve sent something in non-vegetarian!”

That’d only happen if the dish they sent was vegetarian. Got no problem with vegetarian food but come on, non-vegetarian over vegetarian till the day I die!

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#6 “Not sure if I can finish all the food all by myself BUT challenge accepted!”

I’d love to share, but only if you ask for it; I’m not going out of my way to ask people if they’d like to have some. Even if there is leftover and I’m full, there are no regrets!

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#7 “Maybe, regular customers often get complimentary food? I need to stop ordering so much!”

As much as I appreciate this gesture, this comes to me as a reminder that I better cut down on ordering food all the damn time. I might not live up to that decision but trying that won’t cost me a dime just like that free dish!

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January 22, 2016
Annoying things men do that just do not make sense

Men and women are different and some differences are healthy. Men can be adorable especially when they shower you with their love, affection and care BUT there are times when they can be absolute jerks too. It is clear that men and women perceive situations differently however, men sometimes just become oblivious to a few things that can make any woman’s brain explode. Here are a few annoying things men do that just don’t make sense to women.

1) Delayed replies to text messages

We understand that it’s not always easy to take out a minute to reply to a text message but replying to a message three days later is not acceptable in any universe. If we’ve sent a text, reply in time. And if you can’t, it better be because you fractured your hand.

2) Never showing up on time
5:00 PM means 5:00 PM. It does not mean 6:30 PM or any time later. Showing up on time doesn’t just communicate how much you value our time; punctuality is a part of chivalry too. Maintain that.

3) Complementing other girls in front of you

Another one of the many annoying things men do, complimenting other women while you’re right there, Let’s admit it, no girl likes to hearing her boyfriend talk highly of some other woman. It’s not so annoying when they look at them, but leaves us frantic when they praise them in our presence.

4) Spilling out your embarrassing secrets

Men don’t always do this to annoy you. Things that are a big deal to us, might just be another funny experience for them to share. For instance, getting drunk and puking might prove to be an embarrassing experience that you refrain from talking about; but men do not find it so embarrassing that also makes them think it’s funny to discuss it in front of your common friends.

5) Get fixated on something till the point it reaches obsession

Be it PS4, cricket or football, they follow all of it so extensively that you think it’s absurd. Even we girls have our obsessions. Some are obsessed with shoes while the others are obsessed with makeups or bags. But our levels of obsessions clearly vary from adorable to tolerable while the obsession with a game is just unacceptable.

6) Know it all

Our anger reaches the zenith when they begin passing sexist comments like girls can never be good drivers or girls can never understand football. There’s never room for this kind of talk in a woman’s mind especially the blatant generalizing. Please think before you speak.

7) Dissing our choice in music

Men like to believe that they have the best choice in music. You will first hear them making fun of your playlist, and then find them listening to the same music. Why is it so difficult to admit that you like our music? Why?

8) Unplanned dates

They wish to take you out but can’t decide upon the place. This is one of the most annoying things men do and is also easily the most common one. The problem is that they don’t believe in planning but when it comes to dressing up, they expect you to do it as quickly as possible.

9) Drop a plan and call themselves spontaneous

They claim to be the most planned lot and there is no denying that, they usually are, until they suddenly cancel the plans made with you on bumping into some old lost friend or even a mere acquaintance. If there is a plan, stick to it, say no and keep your woman happy. It is not so hard.

January 22, 2016
BriaAndChrissy’s new video shows how gay men react after touching a vagina for the first time!

We’ve seen a couple of videos where BriaAndChrissy have done very different experiments and all of them have turned out to be hilarious. This time, they got gay men to touch vagina for the first time the twist is these gay men have never even seen one. Their reactions are priceless and their questions will crack you up! After gay men touched boobs for the first time and BriaAndChrissy touched penis for the first time, this is what we have to, have to share! If you loved the previous videos, believe us, this one is a laugh riot in itself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSsu1SFbjO0&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DKSsu1SFbjO0&has_verified=1

January 21, 2016
6 thoughts that go through your mind when shopping online!

Every person in the world loves shopping; there are no two ways about it. Some day or the other you’ll have to shop, for yourself or for someone else and that’s when you start enjoying it. You won’t even know and you’d have gone through a couple of websites looking for something better than the last product or for a better price. Online shopping comes at a cost (obviously) but the cost here is, hours in front of your laptop and good concentration so that you don’t miss out on things. But there are always thoughts that go through your mind when shopping online!

Just remember, it’s not just you, it’s all of us.

#1 You want it ALL!

Yes, that’s the first thought in every person’s head when they start shopping online that gets them scrolling and clicking, making them open new tabs and bookmarking pages. We have all done that, and probably never ordered half of the stuff for two reasons: you forgot or you ran out of cash, so you cry to yourself in sleep, praying to God that you get your salary on time this month. Trust us, by the time your salary arrives, your list would have grown and how!

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#2 Discount codes become your temporary new best friends!

The art of shopping online also includes using your best friends, and by that, we mean the precious discount coupons which help you grab whatever your eyes can catch a glimpse of. Discount coupons are the reason you know the shopaholic inside you, be thankful for that. But there are times when no coupon can help you and your world starts to fall apart. For such days, we recommend you keep your hopes high and your fingers crossed. You are not alone.

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#3 That one thing you need (read: want) just went out of stock!

This is one of those reasons why you stopped believing in God. When that happens, you check other shopping websites hoping you will find what you’re looking for but with every time you scroll down, your heart begins to sink and you even leave your mail address so you’d be notified when the product is available again. Let’s face it, that’s a long shot and your hopes are dangling on a thin thread. Let it go, man.

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#4 Fashion websites have everything but not your size.

The first site you log on to is most probably your favourite and when they do things like this to you, trust issues are born. You’d open a few tabs happily thinking, “I’m so buying this!” and when it comes to choosing sizes, all your efforts of clicking, raiding the website go to trash. But just because you’re a strong soul, you pick yourself up and you start looking again, this time another website! *almost teary*

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#5 That big-ass sale has nothing for you in store.

Online stores obviously have insane amount of products and somehow, you don’t find or get what you’ve been searching for. And what you have on sale probably looks like you’d never use, wear or even recommend to someone. If you thought online shopping was easy and that too when sales are on, well, you couldn’t be more wrong!

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#6 Delivery is going to take time, better order more stuff!

AND FINALLY! You got what you were looking for, be it the latest gadget or the coolest pair of loafers with the right size and most importantly at a price that didn’t make you scream. You have even placed the order and let’s just say you paid for it online. The problem arises when the delivery takes time. And you get paranoid like never before, probably more than when you were giving your boards (that says a lot about your priorities, but we aren’t judging). And just because you couldn’t handle waiting on your order, you order more stuff and there’s not even a logical reason for that, well, at least not one that many will understand *rolling eyes*.

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January 20, 2016