Tag: humour

“Mai Rakhi Sawant aayi hun Leela ko Geela karne” – and she does it again!

No celebrity in Bollywood has made us laugh our hearts out other than the legendary Rakhi Sawant! She’s the ultimate queen of drama with an undying craving for attention. Her stupendous antics infront of the paparazzi bring her into the limelight every now and then. And this time, she just went overboard (for the second time) with her hatred (read dislike) for actress Sunny Leone!

In brief, let’s just say Rakhi Sawant wants Sunny to be out of ‘my India’! Take a look at this Bollywood Now’s video to know what we’re talking about.

May 29, 2015
Planning on moving in with your significant other? Here’s a small video with a big reality check

Congratulations on taking your companionship to the next level. We are sure that all the anticipation of moving in with your significant other in your little warm love nest is already making you jump up and down. Those endless trips to home stores, getting the right decor items to suit your couple-y taste and figuring all the other things together sound so fairy tale like. It also comes with added advantages like unlimited togetherness (literally), sharing almost everything (bills included) along with cooking and cleaning for each other. Taking this huge leap might look very adventurous and interesting but might not always turn out as you dreamt about all this while. Here’s a video from www.mandatory.com that basically sums up the difference between expectations vs reality of moving in with your soulmate.

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May 28, 2015
Very rare and old celebrity pictures that are sure to make your day!

We all secretly love looking at celebrities’ pictures and wondering if they live like we do, if they do the same kind of things we do when we’re out with our friends and if they also get a chance to look back at their old pictures and cringe about how they looked back in the day. If you have the same questions in your head then here is a collection of rare and old celebrity pictures that are sure to turn your day around.

#1 Jim Carrey when he was young

#2 Brad Pitt’s high school picture

#3 This is how Jessica Alba looked at her high school prom

#4 Harry Potter stars back in 2000

#5 Albert Einstein with those slippers

#6 Alfred Hitchcock directing the MGM lion

#7 Amy Winehouse when she was a little girl

#8 Arnold Schwarzenegger’s first visit to New York

#9 Bruce Willis in the 80s

#10 Charlie Chaplin with Albert Einstein

#11 Charlize Theron’s picture from her high school yearbook

#12 Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris

#13 Brad Pitt with Clint Eastwood

#14 Matt Damon with Clint Eastwood

#15 Diane Keaton and Al Pacino during the shoot of The Godfather

#16 Elijah Wood and Leonardo DiCaprio back in the day

#17 Frank Sinatra with the gorgeous Grace Kelly

#18 Justin Timberlake and Ryan Gosling when they were young. We’d much rather prefer them now.

#19 Michael Jordan in college

#20 Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney doing the dishes

#21 Natalie Portman on the sets of Leon: The Professional

#22 Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet on the sets of Titanic

#23 George Clooney when he was young. Who would’ve thought!

#24 Rihanna with Jim Parsons

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May 26, 2015
10 times people took having fun at work a little over the top!

We just couldn’t agree more with the fact that if you have fun at work, it doesn’t feel like work. However, like everything else in life, fun also has its limits. If you feel that you’re having too much fun at work, you could be wrong. Take a look at these people that took having fun at work to a whole new level.

#1 These people took the popular saying dress for the job you want, a little too seriously.

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#2 A little role-play never hurt anyone.

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#3 If there’s someone who could make construction work even more adventurous, it’s this gentleman.

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#4 Have you ever thought about giving your printer a name?

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#5 And about doing this to your office microwave/toaster? Fun at work for not just you but a whole lot of people.

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#6 Hate someone at work? Here’s a suggestion for when you find their lunch left unattended

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#7 This person really changed the meaning of bring-your-pet-to-work-day

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#8 Need someone to cover for you when you are away from your desk so your boss doesn’t find out? Easy peasy! Get those cardboard boxes out!

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#9 That is just too much respect for your profession!

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#10 Feeling lonely at bored at work? Here’s some motivation

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May 25, 2015
16 Delhi markets best described in one line by a true Delhiite

Sticking to the stereotypes around our beautiful capital city, here’s a list of a few phrases that best describe the most popular markets in Delhi. Take a look.

1. Sarojini Nagar

2. Khan Market

3. Defence Colony

4. North Campus

5. Karol Bagh

6. GK 1

7. Hauz Khas Village

8. Shahpur Jat

9. Lajpat Nagar Central Market

10. Chandni Chowk

11. Rajouri

12. Paharganj

13. Saket

14. Connaught Place

15. INA

16. Mehar Chand Market

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May 20, 2015
19 things women do that men have absolutely no idea about

The only one thing Titanic taught us is that “a woman’s heart is a deep ocean of secrets” and we couldn’t agree more. For all those men who think they’ve figured everything about women, wait until you read this. Here are 19 lesser known things about women that men probably, actually we are quite sure, don’t know.

1) Women change clothes in front of their girl-friends without blinking twice.

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2) We sometimes (okay most of the times) pee with the door open, of course when there is no one around.

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3) We have all burnt ourselves many times while straightening or curling our hair.

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4) We don’t wax our legs unless it’s necessary, during winters.

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5) Women tend to enjoy misery. Yes we do cry for no reason at times like omg this burger is so yummy *tears roll down*

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6) Dance in the shower on our favourite music on good days, maybe in front of the mirror too.

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7) We sometimes stalk our stalker! When we are bored, what’s the harm?

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8) Women pull their boobs up when no one’s watching (Sssshhhhhh).

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9) Never share make-up! NEVER

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10) We hand wash our essentials! Hand wash, with cold water and air dry. That sh*t is expensive.

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11) We stab ourselves in the eye while applying mascara with the mascara wand.

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12) Check if anything is stuck in our teeth every few hours.

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13) When at a girl-friend’s place, we check out all the stuff kept in their washroom.

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14) Curse our better halves in front of our girl-friends when the significant other is not around, but we still love you.

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15) Sometimes end up kissing a girl under the influence of alcohol. Lots of alcohol.

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16) Wear the same bra for a couple of days and no it doesn’t stink!

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17) Secretly crush on Gerard Butler’s character from P.S I Love You, everyday!

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18) Before going out for some party or any major event, we calculate the time we would take to get ready/ dressed.

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19) If it wasn’t for the death stares from people around, we are capable of clicking a selfie almost every one second.

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May 20, 2015
Must watch NOW: The coolest Lannister from Game of Thrones sang a song and we CANNOT get over it! Peter Dinklage + Coldplay!

Our favourite Lannister from Game of Thrones, Peter Dinklage teamed up with Coldplay for Game of Thrones: The Musical and we can’t just get over the teaser. Not only do we love Tryrion Lannister on the show, we also feel that it should be illegal to be as cool as Peter Dinklage in real life. Here’s he doing a small roundup of Game of Thrones for all of us. And just BTW, this is only a teaser.

May 20, 2015
We bet Amitabh Bachchan from Piku went through this sh*t, quite literally!

When you’re constipated for a long time the world turns grey. Everything around you becomes dull and life becomes… quite sh*tty! The recent Bollywood movie Piku perfectly represented the emotions of a person who constantly battles constipation. And the cherry on top of the cake was that it was no one but Big B making us laugh like there’s no tomorrow. Talking about constipation, take a look at the struggle every human facing constipation has to go through trying to get rid of the waste stored in his body.

1. That bloated feeling! Well feeling bloated is a part of the package since you know the sack is…let’s just say not entirely empty!

2. That constant struggle of sitting on the pot for hours trying to exert as much as possible to get that sh*t out. Did we mention the sweating and the redness on the face?!

3. Having hot beverages in place of wine… perhaps mulled wine if you mean fancy business!
Hot beverages are supposed to make the pooping process simpler so people suffering from constipation are offered hot milk, tea or coffee to help them get relief. We’d rather prefer mulled wine though, how about you?

4. Constantly dealing with those false alarms! Anything’s better than ‘sharting’.

5. Dealing with that feeling where everyone around you is having pizza and all you can think about is that fecal matter stored in your body THAT.JUST.WOULDN’T.COME.OUT.

6. Over dozing on fizzy drinks hoping to see that brown ray of light ….did we say light? Sorry…Poop!

7. That cranky feeling because all you can concentrate on is your poop!

8. Dealing with those gazillion home remedies offered by everyone who knows about your shit-uation!

9. Dealing with that feeling while describing your poop to the doctor! The size, texture and the colour – sounds like the kind of conversation we’d love to have!

10. And when you FINALLY get to poop the world gets better. But wait….did you already finish all that toilet paper?!?!?!?!?

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May 19, 2015
This hilarious video of how men and women drink at home alone

The clichéd phrase men are from Mars and women from Venus is almost true for all aspects of life and drinking is no less. If you’ve also been trying to solve the age old mystery of how men and women drink alone at home, JLE has decoded it with the help of this video. Take a look at this video and see the difference between how men and women drink when they are alone at home.

May 19, 2015
13 epic baking fails that will make you laugh out loud!

Cooking is an art and that hidden artist within all of us always wants to get their creative juices out and turn into the master chef you always wanted to be. Well at least that’s what these people thought when they got carried away by…..erm professional artists. Check out these hilarious baking fails that sadly didn’t turn out to be how they looked in the actual picture. Wonder what George Berger has to say about all this fancy baking.

1) Sad rubber ducky cupcakes? nailed it!

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2) Despicable attempt!

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3) Cookie monster cupcakes? Nailed it!

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4) Perfect!

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5) Creepiest cake EVER!

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6) Bieber would be proud of it!

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7) Buzz light year cake

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8) Turkey cookies

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9) Penguin cupcakes

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10) Train crash cake? you’re doing right!

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11) Totally nailed it!

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12) Just like the one he saw on pinterest!

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13) Shark cupcake level? pro

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May 15, 2015
Here’s how the internet is reacting to PM Modi’s visit to China

During his first trip to China, after coming to power, Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi visited the Terracotta Warriors Museum and Da xing shan Temple in Xi’an. While PM Modi was busy making big decisions for the country with the Chinese President Xi Jinping, the Twitterati indulged in some humour and put their best memes forward. Here are some of them that really made us laugh! #ModiInChina

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May 15, 2015
Signs of you having an annoying elder sibling!

Have an elder sibling? We feel you. There are times when they might just annoy the cr*p out of you and there’s no escape! Take a look at these signs that you can relate to if your elder sibling keeps visiting you for a ‘short while’ from time to time!

1) They can keep secrets….well for as long as you guys don’t get into a cat and dog fight situation!

2) They take ‘the joy of sharing’ a little too seriously. So they get you one thing and take away two others.

3) While you have to ask your parents about having your friends over, your sibling (who’s only here for a short while) can have their friends walk in and out of the house like it’s a hotel!

4) Everything best on the menu is presented at home when your sibling is visiting!

5) Your parents don’t have any hang-ups when it comes to your sibling’s choices (when it comes to clothes, food, friends etc.)

But then there’s a flipside!

6) When they get you gifts (sometimes crappy) without even asking!

7) How you know they’ve always got your back but are the only ones who can mess with you whenever they feel like!

8) When they tell you they’re visiting home, you get annoyed at the loss of your privacy but when they’re around it’s the best thing ever!

9) But you get your freedom back when they’re around as your parents only focus on the sibling whose back for a ‘little while’.

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May 15, 2015
Feeling dull at work today? Here are 7 ways to pester the cr*p outta your colleagues!

How often do you feel that the day just couldn’t get worse at work? Well, it happens with everyone. There are times when you feel brain dead and clearly have no hope for it to brighten up. Listen to us, we’ve got a solution for you – bring your inner child out and turn the day around. All you have to do is take a deep breath, get up and annoy the cr*p outta the colleagues around you (make sure your boss isn’t around). Here’s how.

1. Mock them

Stand right behind them and mock every action and every word they say.

2. Switch/hide their stuff

Walk around, be very sly and switch/hide people’s laptops, phones, bags etc.

3. Prank-call them

Go out and try to be this person/client who is ready to take your case regarding some work your colleague was assigned to do.

4. Send a resignation email to their work friends from their email ids while they’re away

Woah, now that would be awesome!

5. Call their parents/significant others to ask them if they’re home (pretending that they aren’t at work)

We agree sh*t will go down for a short while bit until the victim of your prank realises it’s YOU who brought this upon him but believe us, it’ll all be worth it!

6. Change their desktop wallpaper to a picture of their ex!

Ouch! It sure sounds like fun but make sure it doesn’t go overboard hurting somebody’s sentiments!

7. Take a post-it, write ‘Out of Order’ on it and stick it to their backs without them knowing

There’s nothing more hilarious than a person going out of order!

8. Keep giving them missed calls on their landline extensions

Unless they have caller-ids!

9. Turn off their laptop while they’re in the washroom

Make sure all their data is safe, else you’d be in big trouble!

10. Bombard them with questions about what they’re upto!

Nothing’s more annoying than having somebody stand on your head asking multiple questions that don’t make sense!

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May 14, 2015
10 reasons why you should be a panda!

Life can be tough on everybody. There are days where you just wish you could be a panda; well we got 10 reasons for you to be one. They are cute, arrogant and don’t give a damn about what so ever is going around them. And for the same reason, take a look at these awesome reasons why you should be a PANDA, once in a while.

1) Because sometimes you just want to roll through life like a Panda. Everyday I’m tumbling! *LMFAO style*

2) Food is all you need. You love food and even when you’re not eating food you are thinking about food.

3) You can be slow, lazy and sleepy at the same time for as long as you want.

4) They know how to chill like a boss.

5) Because it’s okay to be clumsy!

6) You won’t feel bad about being seen at awkward places or positions.

7) They’re fat and they don’t care!

8) You don’t have to worry about anything going on around you.

9) You can be annoyingly cute yet rude to your friends.

10) You know how to get your work done, just by staring at people.

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May 14, 2015
8 signs that you are a real life Cruella De Vil!

We’ve all grown up watching the 101 Dalmatians movies trying to figure out the difference between the good and the bad. However, the most intriguing character from the movie – Cruella De Vil has taught us a lot more! For some reason, her personality sometimes reminds us of the people around us. Watch out if one of your friends has the following symptoms that may classify them as the real life Cruella De Vil!

1. Your love for animals is…..erm…kind of unexplored!

2. Every sentence you say starts or ends with ‘darling’ and sometimes that ‘darling’ is replaced with ‘sweety’ or ‘love’.

3. You get sadistic pleasure out of your friend’s miseries.

4. You are impulsive, reckless (sometimes) and chances are you drive your car really really fast!

5. You are all about fashion. From red lipstick to high stilettos and fur, everything has be to impeccable and flamboyant.

6. You try not to be bothered by the worldly issues and trivial matters of life!

7. Everybody is entitled to your opinion.

8. And finally you live your life the way you want, you are confident in your skin and most of all – you love yourself more than anything!

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May 11, 2015