Category: JUST FOR LAUGHS

Ever understood what she is REALLY going through when she says the line ‘It’s that time of the month’? I bet most of us don’t!

We’ve often heard women say, ‘Being a guy is one of the simplest things in the world’. We beg to disagree! I mean tell THAT to your girlfriend when you wake up early morning with your mom standing on your head (sure all the men know what we’re talking about here).

But! We’re here to talk about how confusing a guy’s life gets when a woman (read – his girlfriend) tells him she’s having her period!

Before we go any further, remember – women are the most beautiful creation of god and every man MUST respect her under all circumstances!

Now, take a look at 10 thoughts every guy has when his girlfriend tells him she’s having her period!

1) ‘Boy, shouldn’t really mess with her! Shark mode is on!’

2) ‘I’d rather not talk to her right now; I might end up saying something which will backfire’

3) ‘I shouldn’t pamper her too much; she might just think I’m overdoing it’

4) ‘Should I talk about it? Or should I not talk about it?’

5) ‘Let’s buy a box of chocolates today. Or maybe ice cream!’

6) ‘Maybe I should plan a guy’s night out?’

7) ‘No action tonight! Arghhhh!’

8) ‘Maybe I should use the next 5 days to express all my love for her!’

9) ‘When will it get over!’

10) ‘I’m glad she’s didn’t miss it this month! LOL’

And if you need help figuring out how to handle a PMS-ing woman. Here’s the perfect guide.

What do you do when you see a large group of people (read penguins) wearing black tuxedos?

You dance with them!

Yes, talking about our fond love for the Happy Feet movies, Penguins are one of the few animals (or birds) that top our list in the coolness quotient!

Here’s a list of 8 reasons that make them super awesome!

1) Penguins, if they lose their egg – they STEAL it (or try to do so)! Yes, if another penguin couple is not anywhere in the proximity, their egg isn’t really safe! Now now, this ain’t cool….or maybe it is!

2) Some species of penguins can mate for life! (Did somebody say libido galore?)

3) Penguins and Paris Hilton have something in common – They love socialising!”Penguins eat, swim and hangout in groups! They’re known to have nesting colonies of up to 10,000 penguins. Woah!

4) Penguins love preening and keeping themselves clean to protect their feathers! Guess we don’t have to worry about that body odour now do we?

5) Ever heard of tobogganing? It’s when you slide on your tummy on ice real fast! And guess what? Penguins do that!

6) Penguins are very picky about their breeding sites! They can travel upto a 100 kilometers in order to find the perfect place. That’s some dedication!

7) Penguins are not afraid of human contact! Hey, they could be our best friends!

8) When penguins are held captive with other penguins of the same sex, there’s a possibility of them engaging in homosexual partnerships! Isn’t that awesome? #LoveKnowsNoBoundaries

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Cats are interesting and fun, you may like them ………or not, but they are your one stop entertainment for the days you get bored. 

Who doesn’t like a kitty that is desperate for some treat right? Here’s a hilarious 5 minute loop video by Sofia Glockner that will brighten your dull day or just annoy the cr*p outta you!

Again, watch it only if you’re really bored and watch it full!

It might just be true that men and women are from different planets because while men are so complicated, women are the simplest creatures on this planet. Yes we are and yet men somehow don’t seem to understand the simple and logical reasons behind our habits. Here are 14 things that boyfriends just don’t understand.

1) The reason why 10 minutes are just not enough for women to get ready

We are sure that for men 10 minutes can really change the world like a last minute goal, or that wicket in the last second. Fine we get it. However, the pressure of shaving our legs, finding the right outfit, styling our hair all in 10 minutes? Seriously! We haven’t even started with the makeup bit yet.

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2) The inexplicable love for the Kardashian family

You’ve got your sports channels and we’ve got our “reality” TV – the Kardashians! If they go out so does your favourite channel without a blink.

3) The reason behind the large number of products on our bathroom shelves

You might need just one shampoo and a body wash or sometimes the 2-in-1 version of that but being a woman, also a polished one,is difficult. For instance, sometimes our hair is frizzy and sometimes too shiny and yes there are different shampoos for that.

4) The reason behind wearing heels even when they hurt

Beauty and pain go hand in hand and we don’t need your sympathy over that. Vanity comes first, mostly, sometimes not on the weekends.

5) Excessive use of Emoji’s

Text never conveys emotions properly. We just like to avoid confusion 😀 😛

6) The roller coaster ride we go through during our periods

Just like Rachel Green said “No uterus, No opinion”

7) Reason for watching our favourite sitcom over and over again

 Sitcoms or rom-com movies are like our mentors, they give us our necessary dose of life lessons and style inspirations. There’s no way in hell we can stop watching those – on repeat.

8) The reason for carrying around a heavy handbag

We don’t like to carry junk in our purses although we do carry all the essentials we might just need at 2 AM on that night stay with YOUR friends.

9) Window shopping/ Shopping

Shopping is like therapy for women. It helps us grieve, it lifts our mood and it just brings mental peace overall which is good for you ultimately.

10) The difference between day creams and night creams

 Isn’t that simple? One is for day and the other for night.

11) Packing for holidays

 It’s not bad to be organised and we like being well prepared. So what if we start packing a couple of days before to tackle any unprecedented situations like an apocalypse.

12) Reason behind our long chats with girl-friends

You might get annoyed with this (discussing our private affair with friends) but they are the ones who help us talk through stuff and avoid yelling at YOU for stupid things.

13) Why we never have anything to wear even though there is a closet full of clothes

 Well that’s something even we don’t have an answer

14) What eye-lash curlers are?

Let’s keep it short and simple, they curl our lashes so our eyes can look bigger. 

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It’s a popular saying that the English language has never come across a word that it hasn’t tried to embrace as its own. Probably this is why The Oxford English Dictionary is constantly upgrading and adding new words, making it one of most dynamic and vibrant representations of language and culture.

The good people at the Oxford University Press are always at their best when it comes to keeping up with pop culture and legitimising more and more of the words that we use in common parlance. Besides hybrid words even Indian terms and expressions have entered the glossary. Take a look at these new additions in the lexicon.

1) Fo-shizzle– (US informal) For sure; definitely

2) Meh– Expressing a lack of interest or enthusiasm

3) Badmash– A dishonest or unprincipled man

4) Angrez– An English person

5) Cray– Crazy

6) Mamil– A middle-aged man who is a very keen road cyclist, typically one who rides an expensive bike and wears the type of clothing associated with professional cyclists

7) Shiny bum– A bureaucrat or office worker

8) Ant’s pants– An outstandingly good person or thing

9) Sticker licker– An official who issues parking fines

10) Pukka– Genuine, cooked, ripped

11) Bae– A person’s boyfriend or girlfriend

 

12) Janky– Of extremely poor or unreliable quality

13) Lolcat– (On the internet) A photograph of a cat accompanied by a humorous caption written typically in a misspelled and grammatically incorrect version of English

14) Amazeballs– Extremely good or impressive

15) Chudidar– Tight trousers made with excess material at the bottom of the legs, which falls in folds around the ankles, traditionally worn by people from South Asia

16) Yaar– Is defined as a noun to address a ‘familiar form of address: friend, mate’

17) Twerk– Dance to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance

18) Arré – Used to express annoyance, surprise, or interest, or to attract someone’s attention

19) Twitterati– Keen or frequent users of the social media website Twitter

Life on the streets is hard, but sometimes keeping your cartoons with you is all the happiness that you need.

 1. Blue’s clues

 2. Spongebob

 3. Shrek

 4. Winnie the Pooh

 5. Super Mario

 6. Papa Smurf 

 7. Angry Birds

 8. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

 9. The Simpsons 

 10. Looney Tunes 

 11. Scooby Doo

 12. Woody Woodpecker

 

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