Author: Suyash Shukla

  • Your world’s really tough if you’re a two-drink wonder. Here’s why!

    Your world’s really tough if you’re a two-drink wonder. Here’s why!

    We live in a world where bragging about how much you can drink is considered to be cool but is it always like that? What about our other cool friends who sadly can’t always match up to your drinking capacity or get even remotely close to it? Well, they aren’t always a party pooper! They are the ones who are constantly nagged by the ‘oh so cool’ alcohol tankers. For all the two-drink wonders out there, we are sure you’ve faced these seven situations in your life and we feel you!

    1) They begrudge how little you gotta spend 

    When you go for alco-shopping with your buddies (read drinking enthusiasts) and you see the gaze of jealousy in their eyes because you have to shell out almost less than half of what they spend. Buuuurrnnn!

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    2) Two drinks and you’re happy but but BUT they are faaarrr from it

    Half way down your first drink, you get into a ridiculously good mood and you laugh at almost everything while your friends around stare at you and make fun of you. But hey! Who cares?

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    3) Emotions overloaded

    That moment when all your friends are just about to pick up their pace at drinking but you’re already so wasted that you have so much to talk about, it drives them crazy and they don’t want you to talk anymore.

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    4) The curse to drink all night

    Bro, that ‘happy’ place that you plan to reach at 2 am; I was there at about an hour ago! Now let me enjoy that buzz and don’t kill my vibe… Thank you very much!

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    5) The dancing machine

    You’ve had a little more than your 2… three drinks… It’s gonna be an epic night! The shoes have come off and you’re ready to shake it. Then you realize that your really, really slow friends are watching you like doting parents of a 2-year old about to give his first dance performance ever. Grooaaannn!

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    6) You pass out & that’s when the action begins

    You hit your happy place at 9 pm, really happy at 10 and by 12 you spent all your alcohol-fuelled energy! But your really annoying bum chums somehow have their best fights or most awesome admissions of love only 5 hours after you passed the h*ll out! That feeling of always missing out on the good stuff… you know what that feels like!

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    7) Hunger attack

    At a certain point during your fun-filled evening, everything in the entire world magically melts away and is reduced to just food. And you have to bare the crappy abuses from your friends for finishing up the snacks!

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  • Winter is here: Season 5 of Game of Thrones has finally impressed us and how!

    Winter is here: Season 5 of Game of Thrones has finally impressed us and how!

    Only when we were about to pass off the 5th season of Game of Thrones as a snooze fest, the 8th instalment of the season made a huge comeback almost looking like the best episode of the series so far!

    Now now, we know that you’re thinking about all those times when our beloved and not-so-beloved characters were beheaded, when Tyrion Lannister demanded for a trial by combat and the heart breaking Red Wedding but but BUT, hold your thoughts right there. The thing about this episode is that every single second of the viewing will have you gasping like Cameron Tucker from Modern Family. Don’t believe us? Read on for the round-up of the episode.

    Goes without saying? MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD

    1) Arya Stark is now Lanna

    Arya Stark finally figured her way through the faceless man game and is seen working as a clam and cockles vendor. Jaqen has also handed her the task of poisoning a gambler playing with the lives of many innocent commoners and their families. Whether she’ll be able to do it or not will decide her fate.

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    2) Cersei Lannister has finally been shown the right place

    In the end of the 7th episode of the series, Cersei was seen locked up under charges of murder, treason and incest. Things go further downhill as she is tortured, beaten up, kept thirsty and starving. The only way out for now is for her to confess her wrong doings to the High Sparrow, which she obviously decided not to.

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    3) Sansa finally finds out the truth about her brothers

    In the middle of a rather heated conversation with Reek/Theon Grejoy, Sansa finds out that her brother Bran and Rickon were not murdered, contrary to the popular belief. Theon Greyjoy tells her that he hung and burnt two farm boys just to instil fear amongst the people of Winterfell as the Stark brothers managed to escape just in time.

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    4) Khaleesi and Tyrion Lannister discuss her possibility of taking over the seven kingdoms

    While Tyrion Lannister is busy trying to convince Khaleesi to not kill him, the mother of dragons ensures him of the fact that she doesn’t care about the houses in the seven kingdoms. She left us feeling speechless with her closing line, “I am not going to stop the wheel, I am going to break the wheel”.

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    5) Jon Snow, the Wildlings and the dead army

    Jon Snow and Tormund cross the sea to persuade the Wildlings to join forces with the Crows only to face the army of Whitewalkers a bit too early (Did someone say winter?). Were they prepared to fight them? NO, and that’s why this episode surpasses all the previous path breaking milestones of the series. Have we mentioned that the Whitewalker army doubled leaving Jon Snow wondering WTF! 

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  • The ultimate skirts’ fashion vocabulary

    The ultimate skirts’ fashion vocabulary

    Skirts can accentuate a woman’s curves to it’s best if paired perfectly. Skirts are feminine, they are chic and there’s always one type of skirt to flatter all body types which is why it is very important to know about the kind of skirt that’ll suit your shape in the best way possible. Summer is the perfect time to wear skirts and here’s something that’ll update your fashion vocabulary in less than a minute. So before you pick one for yourself this summer take a look at the picture to know all about different types of skirts.

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  • “Mai Rakhi Sawant aayi hun Leela ko Geela karne” – and she does it again!

    “Mai Rakhi Sawant aayi hun Leela ko Geela karne” – and she does it again!

    No celebrity in Bollywood has made us laugh our hearts out other than the legendary Rakhi Sawant! She’s the ultimate queen of drama with an undying craving for attention. Her stupendous antics infront of the paparazzi bring her into the limelight every now and then. And this time, she just went overboard (for the second time) with her hatred (read dislike) for actress Sunny Leone!

    In brief, let’s just say Rakhi Sawant wants Sunny to be out of ‘my India’! Take a look at this Bollywood Now’s video to know what we’re talking about.

  • Pictures: 16th IIFA Awards Weekend press meet

    Pictures: 16th IIFA Awards Weekend press meet

    A press conference of one of the most awaited award ceremonies of the year, IIFA Awards, was recently held in Mumbai and it was a star studded affair. The conference was attended by B-town celebs Arjun Kapoor, Shahid Kapoor, Hrithik Roshan, Anil Kapoor and Sonakshi Sinha. The actress looked gorgeous in a black off-shoulder draped dress by designer Anand Kabra, Amrapali jewellery, Charles & Keith lucite wedges and messy hair tied to the side that enhanced the entire look. The 16th annual IIFA Awards will be held in Malaysia’s capital Kuala Lumpur, again after thirteen years, in the first week of June and will span over three days. The event will include film and music workshops, fashion shows, fans meet-and-greet, technical awards and media briefings of the forthcoming movies. Take a look at these pictures below to know more about the event.

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  • We bet this guy is perfect for being the Indian version of Alan from the Hangover movies

    We bet this guy is perfect for being the Indian version of Alan from the Hangover movies

    Let’s admit that the Hangover movies wouldn’t have been the same without the comical and slightly gross ‘Alan’. It’s almost like having a love-hate relationship with someone. Recently, we came across this old audition from the once very popular MTV show Roadies, and more than laughing our wits out we couldn’t help but imagine how similar this guy is to Alan from the Hangover movies He has too much confidence, lives in his own little world and takes every argument, let’s just say, sportingly. Don’t believe us? Watch this video and see for yourself. 

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  • Must-have pieces from Swarovski India’s Autumn/Winter ’15 collection

    Must-have pieces from Swarovski India’s Autumn/Winter ’15 collection

    Looking for a woman who doesn’t own jewellery is exactly like looking for a pig that flies! And there’s no other brand better than Swarovski that understands these needs of a woman better. Swarovski is synonymous with glitz and glamour of ornate crystal with undeniable quality, precision and craftsmanship that shine through all their brand’s unique pieces.

    From delicate adornments to grand statement pieces, Swarovski India’s Autumn/Winter ‘15 collection has a piece for every kind of woman. Perfect for the modern sophisticated Indian women, Swarovski has designed stylish pieces that are perfect for casual days, as well as chic jewellery for formal occasions. Bold enough to stand out and intricate enough to complement the woman in you, Swarovski epitomizes both luxury and timeless design. Check out these must-have pieces from Swarovski India’s Autumn/Winter ’15 collection.

    1) This feminine floral inspired gorgeous necklace will make you feel nothing less than royalty!

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    2) Being one of the most magnificent pieces at Swarovski, this series of Stardust pieces will add glamour to your life. Best thing is that you can wear it as a bracelet or as a choker and it comes in many glitzy colours.

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    3) While we understand that today’s jewellery bag is absolutely incomplete without chunky jewellery but these dainty pendants make a pleasant change while adding sophistication to any outfit.

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    4) These stylish and versatile pieces will amp up any ethnic or western look.

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    5) The bib style fall of this necklace and colour combinations will make you fall in love with these pieces.

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  • Planning on moving in with your significant other? Here’s a small video with a big reality check

    Planning on moving in with your significant other? Here’s a small video with a big reality check

    Congratulations on taking your companionship to the next level. We are sure that all the anticipation of moving in with your significant other in your little warm love nest is already making you jump up and down. Those endless trips to home stores, getting the right decor items to suit your couple-y taste and figuring all the other things together sound so fairy tale like. It also comes with added advantages like unlimited togetherness (literally), sharing almost everything (bills included) along with cooking and cleaning for each other. Taking this huge leap might look very adventurous and interesting but might not always turn out as you dreamt about all this while. Here’s a video from www.mandatory.com that basically sums up the difference between expectations vs reality of moving in with your soulmate.

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  • Dior unveils Rihanna’s Secret Garden IV campaign video and it’s just too glamourous!

    Dior unveils Rihanna’s Secret Garden IV campaign video and it’s just too glamourous!

    Superstar Rihanna is the new face of the luxury brand Dior and she takes over the Palace Of Versailles for her first ever video campaign for the brand. RiRi can be seen strutting effortlessly through the Hall of Mirrors in a beautiful sequined dress. The video features parts of a new soundtrack from the star’s album called Only If For A Night which is yet to release. The 27 year old popstar posted a picture on Instagram immediately after the campaign was launched, where she was seen carrying a fake pink hand gun and wearing an over-sized military green jacket with ripped denims. 

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    Here’s the full video of the campaign that we just can’t stop watching

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GalVgIH2wSA&feature=youtu.be

     

  • Myths about hair care that need to be put to rest NOW!

    Myths about hair care that need to be put to rest NOW!

    Whether you’ve got long beautiful locks or a trendy pixie, all women probably have their own unique hair challenges from frizzy hair to taming those unruly curls. Hair myths like ‘avoid plucking grey hair strands’ and ‘sun-exposure is good for the tresses’ have unfortunately been accepted under the pretext of wisdom. Here is a list of hair myths and the clear truths behind them that to make caring for the beautiful locks easier.

    #Myth 1: If you pluck out one grey hair, two more will sprout in its place.

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    Truth: The fact is that plucking those grey hair strands is just a bad habit and you also end up damaging the roots which may cause bleeding and infection.

    #Myth 2: Brush your hair with 100 brush strokes every day.

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    Truth: Sorry Rapunzels, but this just isn’t true as brushing your hair many times a day may just increase your hair breakage up to four times and did we mention the never ending split ends?

    #Myth 3: If you keep using the same shampoo, it stops showing the desired results.

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    Truth: There is no correlation between bad hair and repeatedly using the same shampoo. On the other hand, it is very important to choose and use a shampoo that suits your hair type like dry, frizzy or coloured. But if you love your shampoo, just stick with it. They say, ‘if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it’.

    #Myth 4: Exposure to sunlight is the healthiest way to lighten your hair color.

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    Truth: The scalp is very sensitive; direct exposure to the sun may damage the skin without you even knowing it. Excessive sun exposure can also lead to dry hair and itchy scalp problems. Skip the sun and go for an ammonia-free hair colour if you want light-coloured tresses.

    #Myth 5: Keeping your hair tied up will reduce dandruff.

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    Truth: Tying your hair up in a bun may just hide the dandruff but it won’t cure it. Instead try using an anti-dandruff shampoo on a regular basis till you see the difference.

    #Myth 6: Pulling your hair in a ponytail will lead to bald spots.

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    Truth: There is no relation between scrunching your hair into a ponytail and bald spots. Yes, letting your hair loose and allowing it to breathe is very important as it improves hair growth. We’d rather suggest staying away from metal or hard plastic hair ties that cause a lot of hair breakage.

     

  • Tips to fix those brittle nails

    Tips to fix those brittle nails

    Dry, chapped and brittle nails can be bothersome especially when they break even at the slightest pressure. It’s not just painful but heartbreaking to lose a nail, particularly when you are getting ready to go out. One of the main causes of nail brittleness is lack of Vitamin D and protein in the diet. So make sure you adequately expose your body to the sun and also include pulses and vegetables such as radish, cucumber and olives in your diet. Here are some quick tips that will help you get strong, healthy and shiny nails.

    Keep them short: It’s very important to keep your nails well-groomed at all times to avoid chances of breakage. Thus, getting a manicure once in two weeks is a must to ensure that you get rid of dead nail cuticle that hinders the nail growth. You must also neatly clip your nails and apply a coat of nail hardener or a transparent nail shiner for better results.

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    Oil them up: Dab a few drops of olive oil or castor oil on to your nails and massage gently till it’s fully absorbed, and leave overnight. Repeat this process for about a month and see the change for yourself. Castor oil and olive oil soften and moisturise the nails making them less prone to chipping and breaking.

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    Keep it natural: Using too much nail colour not only stains the nails making them look yellowish but also makes them dry and brittle. So make sure you do not use a nail paint on a regular basis instead keep them moisturised and natural looking.

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    Avoid using acetone: While removing the nail colour, do not use a remover which contains 100% acetone as it dries out the nails making them prone to breakage and damage, instead go for a remover that contains low levels of acetone or a water based remover.

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    Keep nail files around: File your nails evenly and to the same length at least once a week as uneven and unfiled nails are more prone to chipping and breaking.  Make sure to file them in the same direction and avoid making them too pointed to prevent nail breakage. Replace your file every month or before the grain smooths out.

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  • 5 grooming essentials for men this summer

    5 grooming essentials for men this summer

    The mark of a real man is that he shows up looking sharp and professional everywhere, whether it’s work, a date or while you’re sweating it out with a workout. To do all that, men need their shaving essentials to skincare basics in place at all times. As skin ages, it is not going to get any better by using the same drugstore products you did when you were younger. Hair and skin needs change from time to time and so must your daily routine. Here is a list of grooming essentials men need to use this summer before stepping out.

    #1 Sunscreen

    No points for guessing, the list of essentials start with a sunscreen. Select a sunblock lotion that has SPF ranging from anywhere between 30-60 depending on the type of sun exposure you’re anticipating. We know all men do not care so much about sunscreen but if this post manages to convince you to start applying it, then we also suggest that you reapply it every couple of hours spent under the sun to avoid sunburn and damage.

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    Recommended: Neutrogena Ultra Sheer Dry Touch Sunblock – SPF 50 INR 675 (Buy here)

    #2 Shampoo

    Since hair is mostly the game changer when it comes to how a man looks, it’s important to understand that every shampoo is not the same. YES! All that time you’ve spent whining to your girlfriend about how much money she spends on various products is now, just about now, going to make you feel bad. There are two kinds of shampoos, a normal shampoo for regular usage  and a dry shampoo for days when you do not have time to wash your hair. Dry shampoo helps to get rid of greasy and oily scalp in just 2 minutes without the hassle of running into a shower, recommended only in case of dire urgencies. Men always look better when they are absolutely clean and smelling of that musky shower gel *drool*.

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    Recommended: Park Avenue Beer Shampoo INR 134  (Buy here)

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    Schwarzkopf Professional BC Bonacure Moisture Kick Shampoo (Dry Shampoo)  INR 511 (Buy here)

    #Trimmer

    Now, we understand that trimmers are one necessity every man understands and cares about but the point here is to lay stress on the fact that you must have one. Especially during summer, if you don’t take good care of facial hair and trim it well, all the sweat will clog and it’ll only lead to skin eruptions, breakouts and skin infections.

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    Recommended: Philips QT4001/15 Trimmer INR 1099 (Buy here)

    #4 Face and body scrub

    Scrubbing helps to exfoliate the skin and helps rejuvenate dead skin cells. Chances of breakouts and acne are much higher in summer as the skin pores get clogged with moisture and dust. Hence using a scrub, twice a week, can do wonders for your skin and make it look healthier.

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    Recommended: Nivea Skin Refining Scrub INR 149 (Buy here)

    #Cologne

    There is nothing more fascinating than a man who smells good so just pick a cool and refreshing fragrance before you step out.

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    Recommended: Emporio Armani Emporio He EDT INR 3599 (Buy here)

    #6 Face wash

    Face wash needs are different for all skin types. Use a face wash that suits your skin type for instance, an oil absorbing face wash if you have oily skin. Avoid using something that is too harsh and dry as it might make your skin rough. We also recommend using a moisturizer to keep your skin soft and hydrated after using a face wash.

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     Recommended: Nivea Whitening Oil Control  Face Wash INR 180 (Buy here)

     

  • DIY: Make your own makeup remover wipes at home

    DIY: Make your own makeup remover wipes at home

    Girls, if you love makeup (we are sure you do) and you use it almost every day then you probably spend a lot of money on makeup remover creams and lotions as well and rightly so. It is really important to remove all the product and clean your face before you get that beauty sleep. Here’s a quick DIY for your makeup removing needs which is not just inexpensive and affordable but leaves your skin feeling fresh as a daisy.

    All you need is: A paper towel roll, paper cutter/knife, a bowl, warm water, coconut oil, face wash and a jar.

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    Start by pouring some warm water in a bowl; add 2 tablespoons of coconut oil and a few drops of face wash into it. Blend the mixture properly and transfer it into a jar.

    Now take the paper towel roll and place it into the jar vertically.

    Remove the cardboard tube of the paper towel roll before closing the jar & swirl the mixture so that it can reach to every corner of the paper towel.

    Cut the lid of the jar with the help of a cutter/knife in a square-like shape or an X-like shape as per your convenience. This space will let you pull the paper towel out for usage. 

    Voila! You’ve made your own makeup remover wipes at home.

    Now you can use these makeup remover wipes that not only clean your face but also keep it moisturised.

    Inspiration & Images sourced from here

  • Very rare and old celebrity pictures that are sure to make your day!

    Very rare and old celebrity pictures that are sure to make your day!

    We all secretly love looking at celebrities’ pictures and wondering if they live like we do, if they do the same kind of things we do when we’re out with our friends and if they also get a chance to look back at their old pictures and cringe about how they looked back in the day. If you have the same questions in your head then here is a collection of rare and old celebrity pictures that are sure to turn your day around. 

    #1 Jim Carrey when he was young

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    #2 Brad Pitt’s high school picture

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    #3 This is how Jessica Alba looked at her high school prom

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    #4 Harry Potter stars back in 2000

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    #5 Albert Einstein with those slippers

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    #6 Alfred Hitchcock directing the MGM lion

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    #7 Amy Winehouse when she was a little girl

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    #8 Arnold Schwarzenegger’s first visit to New York

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    #9 Bruce Willis in the 80s

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    #10 Charlie Chaplin with Albert Einstein

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    #11 Charlize Theron’s picture from her high school yearbook

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    #12 Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris

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    #13 Brad Pitt with Clint Eastwood

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    #14 Matt Damon with Clint Eastwood

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    #15 Diane Keaton and Al Pacino during the shoot of The Godfather

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    #16 Elijah Wood and Leonardo DiCaprio back in the day

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    #17 Frank Sinatra with the gorgeous Grace Kelly

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    #18 Justin Timberlake and Ryan Gosling when they were young. We’d much rather prefer them now.

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    #19 Michael Jordan in college

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    #20 Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney doing the dishes

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    #21 Natalie Portman on the sets of Leon: The Professional

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    #22 Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet on the sets of Titanic

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    #23 George Clooney when he was young. Who would’ve thought!

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    #24 Rihanna with Jim Parsons

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  • Reasons why Game of Thrones season 5 is a snooze fest!

    Reasons why Game of Thrones season 5 is a snooze fest!

    We’re pretty sure all Game of Thrones fans out there are sort of disappointed with how season 5 has turned out so far. Things are let’s just say… drab. Don’t know what we’re talking about? Here’s a look at a few characters that have proved to be extremely disappointing for us episode after episode!

    Warning: Spoilers ahead!

    1) Khaleesi – Well somebody’s lost the plot here and is behaving like Sansa Stark! Yes, we have never come across a more confused character than Daenerys Targaryen especially when she decided to marry Hizdahr zo Loraq from the ancient family in Meereen while fornicating with her mercenary captain Daario Naharis. Now what’s that all about? We feel like holding her by the shoulders and shaking her real hard to do something better if she wants to be the queen of the seven kingdoms! Also, a word of advice – being ruthless to innocent souls is NOT what we expect from her.

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    2) Sansa Stark – There’s not much to talk about Sansa here. Just like the previous seasons, the damsel in distress (quite perpetually) doesn’t have a lot to do this season either (apart from erm… getting raped by her not-so-loving husband Ramsay Bolton)! Sansa! WAKE UP!!!! Trust no one in Winterfell! You still have friends in the north remember? (And Theon Greyjoy isn’t one of them). Get a grip of yourself, light that candle in the high tower and for lords’ sake start trusting the right people (Hint: Lady Brienne of Tarth)

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    3) King Tommen – Hey there little one, how about behaving like a real king? Your wife’s in prison, your brother-in-law is in the prison and NOW YOUR MOTHER IS IN THE PRISON!!!! That’s very kingly of you. We need war or some action since you have enough reasons to stand up and do something that would finally make history.

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    4) Arya Stark – Training to be a master assassin under Jaqen H’ghar (the Faceless Man)? Really? We expected you to pull out great guns and take revenge for your family. All those seasons you’ve been chanting names of people you wanted dead made us believe you’d come up with a plan, a smart plan by a 15 year old. But scrubbing floors and cleaning corpses wasn’t a part of the agenda now, was it?

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    5) Jorah Mormont – Trying to earn brownie points by capturing Tyrion Lannister to impress your Khaleesi? We must say it was a good idea indeed but then like they say ‘life’s what happens while you’re busy making other plans’; in your case – well, sh*t happened’. Ser Jorah was expected to be back with a big bang but now the best option for him is to only worry about not turning into one of those stone men! Wake us up when that’s over!

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    6) Theon Greyjoy – Reek, boy you only ‘reek’ of cowardice, treachery and contempt! How about showing some mercy for the girl you grew up with? Don’t make us hate you more than we hated Geoffrey! Be a man, believe us – you don’t really need ‘man parts’ to act like one! Your face makes us angry and bored at the same time. Enough said!

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    So there! Season 5 you’ve been not-so-good this far! Please pick up! Your fans have high hopes with the lead characters (to say the least)! And for heaven’s sake – WHERE the heck is winter?!?

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