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How to survive when your mom’s out for a vacation, a guide for men!

We men are very different creatures (at least we like to believe that); we like to be all tough and rough for the world and take things with ease. We can take care of ourselves just fine until the scariest of news is broken to us: Mom is going out for a vacation! Now, we love our moms, heck, we love yours too! For different reasons, of course (No pun intended). And yes, we can take care of ourselves but that’s so hard without our mom being around. This might not make sense to women but, men know, we can’t function without out mommies. For single men, it’s like a task to figure out almost anything at home without the great matriarch being around. So, here’s how to survive when your mom’s out for a vacation!

#1 Chapter 1: The Acceptance

You’re happy that she’s taking a break from all the hard work she’s been doing non-stop. More than anyone, she deserves vacation time in the house, true story. But to actually accept the fact that she just left for a vacation is harder than you think. It takes us a while to get over it and some men actually shed tears. Yep, some of us are emotional.

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#2 Life is in ruins

You know, shit is going down from both the sides. Where she’d be chillin’ like no one’s business, you’ll be here trying to keep your life from falling apart. The moment she leaves home, the panic strikes because, “How the f*ck am I going to get up for college/work tomorrow?” and, “What do I order for dinner tonight?” There are many more questions lined up like these but this conversation with yourself always ends with a sigh.

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#3 It’s not a kitchen, It’s a science lab

Pretty sure, many guys out there are like, “I feel you, bro”, because that is true. When your mom’s out for a vacation, things suddenly start to make no sense. The only thing that brings you hope and light (quite literally) is the fridge. Still acting like a smart ass you think you are, you choose to experiment with food. And food here strictly refers to the 2 minute noodles and nothing more. And the experiment? Well, we just add a couple of masalas without even measuring and voila something very f*cked up is ready for us to eat. And the daring part here is to take the first bite. If it tastes fine we boast about it. Otherwise? Act like nothing like that ever happened!

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#4 It’s been ages that you’ve seen your mom

We, men can be a little weird too in times like these. Mom’s been on vacation for just three days but in your head you have lost count. Because nobody’s there to cook your favourite dishes, and you don’t gel with anyone the way you do with her. God knows how but only she can find you the right pair of socks. That’s just few of her talents, if you ask us. But you need socks, and the correct pair with the right colour and size and you have to find it by yourself. 15 minutes down, you finally manage to find a pair that is slightly similar. You can call it a small victory. You deserve it.

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#5 What if the trip is extended for a day or two!?

It’s the last day you’ve to do all the household work because guess who’s coming back the next day!? So, out of excitement you call her and she tells you that she might extend her trip for a day or two. And in your head, you know, you weren’t prepared for this! But you can’t say no to her, so you just go with “hmm, haan, okay.” while you pray to the lord above that she comes back a.s.a.p.! To get away from this nightmare… maybe, just maybe, you can drink the night away. Just a suggestion.

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You can do all of that or just call your mom and ask whatever you need help for. It IS that easy.

Cheers!

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March 16, 2016
Here’s exactly how most of us guys feel when we spot a potential crush at a social gathering!

So here’s the thing, us guys (the single ones mostly) have a tendency to fall in love every now and then. A new hottie around the block is like a forbidden fruit for most of us and we sure know that if we see something that we cannot have, it just makes us want to have it even more!

Seeing that ideal woman in front of us (who we have no idea about) makes our brain undergo complex thought reactions (well, those aren’t really complex if you think about it) and puts us in a spot where we sometimes feel like a lost puppy.

These thoughts are mostly confusing and leave us stranded in embarrassing situations. Nevertheless, we never stop trying! For instance, take a look at how most of us guys feel when we spot a potential crush at a social gathering!

1. Oh f*ck. Look whose here.

2. Am I looking okay?

3. Of course not, I mean look at YOU!

4. God damn, you beautiful creature.

5. How do I stop looking at you?

6. And why aren’t you looking at me?

7. Can’t believe you’re not here with me.

8. Is it just me being desperate or is this real love?

9. Oh, it’s definitely love!

10. Is she single? And ready to mingle?

11. Or friends with benefits would work too.

12. I bet she’s amazing in the sack.

13. Or not. It doesn’t really matter as long as I have her.

14. I need an excuse to break the ice. WTF!

15. What do I do? Should I hide myself and run or shall I just walk up and say hi? Argghhhhh….life’s tough.

16. Decide!

17. I’d make you the happiest woman on earth and will satisfy ALL your needs (wink wink).

18. I must find out your name and stalk you on social media (takes phone out)

19. And now I know everything about you.

20. Please be straight! Please be straight! You have too many display pictures with women! I mean there’s nothing wrong with being a lesbian but it’ll just end my one chance of being with you.

21. I bet you smell better than roses!

21. Marry me? Pretty please?

22. Wait, who’s that guy with you?

23. (Stares into the dark abyss) BLANK!

24. Oh God! This day can’t be real.

25. I mean c’mon I am much better!

26. Arrrghhhh.

27. I’d go say hi to her anyway. That could be her cousin. I mean, they do look strikingly similar now don’t they?

28. Ah, the way she says hi makes me want to fall in love with her even more.

29. Yep, definitely the cousin (jumps with joy).

30. Okay, I’m going to ask her whether she’d like to hang sometime.

31. Please say yes!

32. YESSSSS!!!!!!

33. My life finally has a meaning.

34. When should I text her?

35. Or do I just call her?

36. But what am I going to say?

* A couple of hours later *

37. Please pick up. Please pick up.

38. WHAT! She gave me the wrong number!

39. Dafuq is this?

40. Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

41. I’ve been deceived.

42. And heartbroken.

43. I am never trusting women again.

* Next Day at another social gathering *

44. OMG, is she the same girl I had a crush on in college?

45. Let me go and speak to her.

Life’s short! Live it while you can! 😉

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February 24, 2016
How would you feel if you discovered that your lover was actually your twin?

So it all started about 25 years back when a pair of twins got separated at birth, leading two entirely different lives with different families. Little did the twin brothers know that their destiny, unfortunately, would re-unite them in an extremely peculiar way…….as lovers!

Jason Osbourne and Alex Brown, a gay couple based in New Jersey, US, recently discovered that they’re long lost twins after two years of their relationship. As shocking as it may sound to us, the lovers reportedly got their DNA test done only to find out why their family and friends thought they were related due to their remarkable resemblance.

According to Grazia Netherlands, Jason quoted, “The man I thought to share my life, my soulmate, is actually my twin brother … I do not know whether I should cry or jump for joy” to the local reporters.

What’s more – Jason’s partner, Alex, didn’t respond very positively to the news and has now decided to turn ‘straight’ and lead a normal life like everyone else.

And we say we have big problems in life?

Please note: The authenticity of this story has been questioned by a few sources. We hope to God, for both of them, that this is not true but looks like it is. Stay tuned for more updates.

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February 17, 2016
Here are all the reasons why Valentine’s Day is annoyingly overrated!

What exactly is so special about Valentine’s Day that makes half of the world go mad and do things out of their way just to make their better half feel special? We don’t mean to offend you but Valentine’s week is one of the stupidest things on the face of the Earth. Let us walk you through it so we can explain our point better. It might just help you and leave your wallet heavy, the way it should be. These reasons will tell you why Valentine’s Day is annoyingly overrated.

#1 The Valentine’s week!

First of all, who came up with this thing and why? That person had to make things difficult for a man like it wasn’t already difficult to handle relationships and make their other half feel pampered. Pretty sure that person had a lot of money on him. Anyway, moving on to the first day, that’s Rose day. A rose that costs you not more than twenty bucks is sold for triple the amount and that’s just a start because not all girls are going to be happy with just ONE rose. You’ve got to save up for this damned week!

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Next is Propose Day and man, is anything scarier than that? There is, and it’s coming for you. But talking about Propose day, you can’t do that empty handed, so you need to get a gift and there’s only one thing that comes to our mind, a ring. Look at you, already sweating and oh, remember, the ring should be the perfect size and type. All the best with that!

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Up next is Chocolate Day, you know what that means? A chocolate will make your girl happier than you will. That one might hurt. You can take revenge by eating that chocolate and never let your girl have it. But you’re safe if your girlfriend has recently joined gym. You just got lucky.

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The second most annoying day after Valentine’s Day goes to Teddy Day. The day that makes you look stupid and you’re probably okay with it. Carrying a big ass teddy that cost you half your pocket money, how can you not wipe your tears off of that thing? You deserve that much!

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We just told you that that there’s something scarier than Propose Day and it’s coming for you. Well, it’s here and in the Valentine’s language, it’s called Promise Day. Now, remember, if your better half asks you to make a promise, choose your words wisely and please don’t use the word ‘forever’. That’d be a really stupid thing to do because they WILL remember the ‘promise’. Do not take this lightly; after all, you got yourself into this mess.

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The next two days are what people (mostly men) actually wait for and want to celebrate, Hug Day followed by Kiss Day. And not in a desperate manner, but because men actually prefer these two things more than chocolates, teddy bears, roses and all that, no two ways about it!

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The last and the most important day (only God knows why), Valentine’s Day, is the day of love. But we’re still unable to understand why it is so special. You don’t need a specific set of days to pamper your better half or a specific day to tell them how much you love them or how much they matter to you. That can be done any day of the year!

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Other than that, it gets annoying seeing the colour red every damn where! There’s no compulsion to wear red and especially be all match-matchy! That’s not cool.

#2 Expectations are on the rise!

That goes without saying, after all the drama you’ve been doing for a week, expectations are always on a rise and sadly your pocket isn’t. And everybody knows how problematic both the things are. It’s always hard to keep up with someone’s expectations and to meet them is just another story. So, if your better half is expecting something from you, be ready to entertain them.

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#3 Prices of gifts by thieving corporates touch new heights every year

That’s true you know, these corporates have a week of season for the sale of their ‘Valentine’s Day special’ products and heck, they make the most of it! Everything from greeting cards to all types of gifts is sold at a price that would give you second thoughts on being in a relationship. As annoying as it is, it’s funny for a person who is free from all this, hence a single, not-committed-to-anyone man!

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But if you’re reading this and are still going to celebrate Valentine’s Day, we respect that and we hope you have good one!

February 13, 2016
BriaAndChrissy’s new video on straight men touching another man’s penis is awkwardly funny!

After all the videos we have seen and shared with you people from BriaAndChrissy’s channel, here comes another one that will be able to make you laugh, well, if you have an open mind about prople who are inclined towards the same sex. Cutting to the chase, BriaAndChrissy’s new video shows straight men touching a penis (wait, let us complete) that doesn’t belong to them and yes, a real penis. Their reactions are hilarious and we are not encouraging it, but if you want to know how it feels to touch another man’s tool, feel free but please ask the person.

Here’s the video, go!

February 11, 2016
These mental stages of being drunk on a scale of 1 to 10 are something you’d totally relate to!

Every drinking enthusiast around sure knows when to call quits on his last beverage for the evening(or so we believe). But some people don’t really care about that logic, like, it doesn’t mean anything to them (maybe because they’re too drunk after a point) and alcohol is that gift the bartender keeps on giving.

In such a scenario, every other drink tends to turn into that ‘one last drink’ which we all know never really works out (for most of us) till our sober and loving friends snatch them from our hands. ‘Repeat’ or ‘another one’ are like our pet lines which work like a charm on the bartender and he doesn’t mind pouring you another one even after knowing you can’t drink more for shit!

But surprising the bartender is just another one of a drinker’s talent.

There’s only one question that can help in understanding their high, that is, ‘on scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you?’ and that’s when things get interesting! While a drinker gulps down his/her drink, we believe these stages of being drunk explain how their minds work!

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February 3, 2016
Hansal Mehta’s Aligarh is out with its first trailer and has already been given the ‘A’ certificate for the most absurd reason ever!

Eros Now shared the trailer for their upcoming movie, Aligarh, that stars Manoj Bajpai in the lead as a gay professor and Rajkummar Rao as a journalist. Hansal Mehta’s Aligarh is based on a true story in which Dr Srinivas Ramchandra Siras, a professor who taught Marathi at Aligarh Muslim University was suspended from his position of Reader and Chair of Modern Indian Languages because he was homosexual.

The trailer is as powerful as the subject of the movie and has already got the ‘Adult’ certificate just because homosexuality is considerd a taboo in our country! Hansal Mehta, the director of the movie, was furious about the decision taken by the censor board and so were these people who didn’t hold back in saying what they had to say! Hasn’t it reached a stage where we need to move on and embrace these sensitive matters with an open mind?

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You can watch the trailer below and let us know if you find anything even mildly offensive about the trailer! GO!

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February 1, 2016
Annoying things men do that just do not make sense

Men and women are different and some differences are healthy. Men can be adorable especially when they shower you with their love, affection and care BUT there are times when they can be absolute jerks too. It is clear that men and women perceive situations differently however, men sometimes just become oblivious to a few things that can make any woman’s brain explode. Here are a few annoying things men do that just don’t make sense to women.

1) Delayed replies to text messages

We understand that it’s not always easy to take out a minute to reply to a text message but replying to a message three days later is not acceptable in any universe. If we’ve sent a text, reply in time. And if you can’t, it better be because you fractured your hand.

2) Never showing up on time
5:00 PM means 5:00 PM. It does not mean 6:30 PM or any time later. Showing up on time doesn’t just communicate how much you value our time; punctuality is a part of chivalry too. Maintain that.

3) Complementing other girls in front of you

Another one of the many annoying things men do, complimenting other women while you’re right there, Let’s admit it, no girl likes to hearing her boyfriend talk highly of some other woman. It’s not so annoying when they look at them, but leaves us frantic when they praise them in our presence.

4) Spilling out your embarrassing secrets

Men don’t always do this to annoy you. Things that are a big deal to us, might just be another funny experience for them to share. For instance, getting drunk and puking might prove to be an embarrassing experience that you refrain from talking about; but men do not find it so embarrassing that also makes them think it’s funny to discuss it in front of your common friends.

5) Get fixated on something till the point it reaches obsession

Be it PS4, cricket or football, they follow all of it so extensively that you think it’s absurd. Even we girls have our obsessions. Some are obsessed with shoes while the others are obsessed with makeups or bags. But our levels of obsessions clearly vary from adorable to tolerable while the obsession with a game is just unacceptable.

6) Know it all

Our anger reaches the zenith when they begin passing sexist comments like girls can never be good drivers or girls can never understand football. There’s never room for this kind of talk in a woman’s mind especially the blatant generalizing. Please think before you speak.

7) Dissing our choice in music

Men like to believe that they have the best choice in music. You will first hear them making fun of your playlist, and then find them listening to the same music. Why is it so difficult to admit that you like our music? Why?

8) Unplanned dates

They wish to take you out but can’t decide upon the place. This is one of the most annoying things men do and is also easily the most common one. The problem is that they don’t believe in planning but when it comes to dressing up, they expect you to do it as quickly as possible.

9) Drop a plan and call themselves spontaneous

They claim to be the most planned lot and there is no denying that, they usually are, until they suddenly cancel the plans made with you on bumping into some old lost friend or even a mere acquaintance. If there is a plan, stick to it, say no and keep your woman happy. It is not so hard.

January 22, 2016
7 thoughts that go through a guy’s mind when talking to a beautiful girl for the first time!

Alright, brothers from another mothers! This one thing has caught my mind and its time I got this out. We all have had these thoughts and they are completely normal to a guys’s world. Whenever we see a girl, we have a couple of thoughts in our mind that we don’t want any mind reader to know. Talking about reading minds, we are glad girls can’t do that. Some would be happy and some would be taking us men as creeps. And before women judge us, please note that we don’t mean to disrespect, these are just few compliments that we wish to keep in our mind and sometimes it’s best that way. So, here are a few thoughts that go through a guy’s head when he’s talking to a beautiful girl for the first time!

And ladies, embrace these pointers as compliments!

#1 “OH LORD! She’s damn good lookin’!”

Yep, let’s face it; be it a guy or a girl, everybody gets carried away by good looks. That’s the truth. Nobody knows how you are from the inside, so you take the chance just because the person is attractive and try to make the conversation. Now, with guys it’s almost the same but with that thought in his mind, he might just hesitate to approach you but believe me, he’s floored already. Take that coming from a guy.

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#2 “I hope she talks as good as she looks! Please God!”

Not saying that it’s the case with every guy but a guy with brains will like a girl who is at least a bit similar to him and not just a hot chick who makes him look good in front of people. That’s douchebaggery: 101. And besides, who doesn’t like to have someone who can talk well and keep up a conversation. Some people are suckers for that!

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#3 “She’s got a great butt. Stop looking at it!”

Again, ladies, that’s a guy thing. And don’t say that you have never checked out a man’s butt. That’d be a BIG, BIG butt… lie! I mean lie! That’s true isn’t it? And it’s completely fine. We are humans, and in our defence, we’re just admiring beauty. So congratulations on a great behind! And if a guy asks you, “have you been working out?” it doesn’t necessarily mean he thinks that you lost weight. Get it?

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#4 “Wait, are her friends this good looking too?”

Please note that it doesn’t always mean that we are looking for options. Well, that depends if it didn’t work out on you. We’d like to keep our options open. And you’d do that too. Which again, is a very natural thing to do? Let’s go exploring!

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#5 “You’ve been blessed by the Gods, woman! Hot legs in da house!”

What beard is to women, legs, butt and boobs are to men. Now, it’s not our fault that God gave so much to women and the rest was passed on to men. We are happy with what we have. And you ladies are still somewhere not content with what you got. Maybe that’s why the makeup came to existence. And we are happy that it did. Whatever makes you ladies happy? We appreciate you in every manner possible!

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#6 “Hope she likes Coldplay over Kajra Re!”

Everything aside, music does matter. We’re not saying every guy’s into international music, no! But there are plenty of men to whom music is a great deal. Some are happy with Honey Singh and some would just dance to his music when drunk because when you’re drunk who gives a f*ck? You just need your body moving! We fall in the latter category. And to be honest, music is one of those points where you have won the heart.

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#7 “Wait, would she even consider talking to me in the first place?”

A guy has probably dreamt of things months ahead before he has even approached the girl. I know khayali pulao tastes like heaven but then again, get your shit together. If you want all that to happen grow a pair and at least say “Hello!” And dear ladies, how about you do the same? No, don’t grow the pair, please, but if you think you like a guy somewhere, give it a shot! If nothing, you might just find a new friend in them. There’s no harm in that!

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Ladies, every guy that approaches you can’t be a creep, a few might be, but not all. You’re smart creatures, show men that you are. Cheers!

January 21, 2016
These GIFs show how some men react while they masturbate!

If you think why are we talking about it then please, take a moment, go to your room and do the deed. You need to relax and understand it’s a very normal thing to do. Men and women both can please themselves and there are many ways to do so, this is just one of them. Now, specifically talking about men, masturbation helps, clearly. When you aren’t sexually active, masturbation is the answer. The funny part, it isn’t down there (no joke about your penis) but your expression that you obviously can’t see. So, we thought about it, and we found some GIFs that might just be similar to your expression.

Go ahead; take a look how some men react while they masturbate!

#1 You have all the right things you need and nobody to knock on your door.

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#2 You know, when you haven’t done it so long?

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#3 Every man knows this feeling. We don’t even have to explain it, do we?

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#4 When you’re home and can’t just hold on to do all the good things to yourself.

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#5 All the HARD work for that one feeling. And it pays off, just like that.

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#6 Got to be nice to your ‘boy’. Big or small is not our concern.

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#7 The moment you know you need to give it a break. Seriously.

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#8 It always feels like the first time. It does!

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#9 Quietly and peacefully, just getting the job done.

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#10 Even Deadpool is open about it!

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Now, my friend, remember, it’s better to masturbate than hate. And that is very original. Oh also…

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January 12, 2016
Reviews: Why every man should try out USTRAA by Happily Unmarried!

Beauty products do not hold as much importance in a man’s world and we haven’t understood why. It’s definitely not a bad thing, you’ve got to look after yourself, doesn’t matter if it’s about your appearance or bigger things in life but let’s not go there. Now, just to be clear, there are a few things men love to take care of; hair, biceps and the beard. And there are numerous products out there for your hair, a gym at every corner to boost your ego but how many of you have actually thought of taking care of your beard. Let’s get this straight, fellow men, a beard is a responsibility that you better not try and avoid. If you have got a beard, you’ve got to take care of it. It needs to be groomed, just like your hair and more than any of us, Happily Unmarried realized it (and we owe ‘em one for that!). Happily Unmarried came up with a line of products JUST FOR MEN called USTRAA, and it has everything a man would need to groom himself. The products are affordable and are available in five very unique “flavours”.

Now, we have tried three of their products and we can tell you they actually do what the description says. And we can’t be happier.

The Hair Wax

This hair wax is the sh*t, no second thoughts about that. It actually gives a good hold to your hair, which means, it is going to stay in place, for good. It has got lavender oil which helps in controlling hair loss, dandruff and improves hair growth. What else do you need?

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The Beard Wash

The beard wash is basically shampoo for your beard and having it is a very good idea. Obviously, it keeps the beard clean but the ingredients of this product help in keeping your skin from itching, aging, keeping it healthy and smooth. You actually have nothing more to ask for now. Oh, also, keeps the skin hydrated AND is good for your hair.

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The Mooch & Beard Tonic

This tonic has got a blend of oils that make the hair growth healthy and keeps them shiny. So, the next time you get some heads turning around, it’s very much possible that your beard is on point.

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But the best part about the products by USTRAA? They’re not tested on animals, only on rascals. That’s your cue to at least check the products out. USTRAA by Happily Unmarried is making men look and smell sexier since their existence. A recommendation from a bro to another bro. Cheers!

January 8, 2016
These sexy Santa pictures are going to give you a heat stroke this winter!

Christmas is a few days away and winter now finally feels like winter. Holidays are not so far and the time for celebration has already begun, with that, everybody has got a few wishes they’d want to be true. But it’s not about all that, this winter you might just want to wish for something different. Something that will definitely keep you warm and no, it’s not a heater. Be more creative and lively with the things you wish for. Now, we don’t know if your wishes will come true but these sexy Santa pictures might just make you feel better. And who knows, maybe these Santas are what you’re going to wish for. Look for yourself.

#1 If Santa was this thin and had a smile like that, every girl would be asking for presents sitting on his lap.

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#2 For a change, the stubble looks better than the complete grown and white beard

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#3 I would want her to enter from the front door and not the chimney!

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#4 Women wouldn’t mind sleeping for days waiting for this Santa to come and shower some gifts

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#5 Wonder what that belt is there for. Nasty Santa has got a lot in store for you.

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#6 The raindeers would obey him without any second thoughts. Heck, every woman would.

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#7 If Santa could make you drop your jaw, this is how she would look.

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#8 This Santa prefers wine over milk.

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#9 He’s not bringing you any gifts. He IS the gift!

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#10 Only if she was the real Santa, I’d actually put some cookies and milk out for her.

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December 10, 2015
8 things men should totally avoid on first dates

First dates are never easy for anyone. Meeting a person for the first time and actually striking a meaningful conversation takes place with ease but it can also be a hard task at the same time. Talking about first dates, there are things we as men should be careful about. Lets just admit it; we are bound to screw up things here and there without realising anything. Because women, they can get away with their “oops” moments like it’s a piece of cake. Men don’t possess that skill. So, for the best outcome, these are the things men should totally avoid doing on their first date!

#1 Stay away from your phone

Avoid looking, touching or even keeping your phone out of your pocket. Your date is with a girl who is sitting next to you not with a tiny gadget! That thing rules your life anyway. It’s time you gave someone else a chance. The only time you should actually take your phone out should be for a selfie (provided the first one hour went really well for the both of you).

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#2 Stop being a narcissist for the time being

Give your date a chance rather than looking at yourself or playing with your hair. You’re not on a date with yourself, brother. Pamper your date, in any and every way possible and be pretty cool about it. Don’t come out as a creep and give her the worst first date.

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#3 Manners maketh man

Manners are everything; everything is manners on a first date. You get major point on this one, boy. F*ck this up and you can wave the lovely lady bye-bye! For instance, if you’re taking her out for a bite, eat with ease, don’t shove the hot dog up your throat, that gives such a wrong impression, you know what we’re talking about! You’re an evolved human being not an ape. There’s a difference.

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#4 Crass language is a no go!

Alright, doesn’t matter how tom-boyish your date might be, you need to be at your best. And that includes not using profane language (‘f*ck’ is still fine) yes, avoid that language if you can, at least for the first date. You need your first date to work out just fine so there’s a next one.

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#5 Don’t bring up the ex!

You’re not on a date with your shrink for god’s sake! Don’t do that stupid thing and don’t let your date do the same. It’s you and her you guys should be talking about, there’s a reason your ex is your ex, innit? Sure, make fun of them if it lightens up the mood. At least, they’ll be of some use even after their existence doesn’t matter to you. Have some fun.

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#6 Don’t be THAT guy!

You know THAT guy? The clumsy one, yes, don’t be him. If you’re being clumsy you’re making the situation awkward for yourself and her. And truth be told, that never really ends well on a first date. Talk about things you like rather than bringing up the things you’d pass on. Keep it positive and nice. The crux is to have a good date other than that there’s no point. You can tuck yourself in bed, scoop some ice cream and sob wondering why this happens to you. We’re just saying.

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#7 Don’t boast about yourself

Do yourself this favour and avoid talking highly about yourself or anything related to you, that’s a turn off. You won’t even know when your date turned and left you with the bill. Keep it simple, be a little subtle and nice with what you’re saying and listen to what your date is actually saying. That’s the key to a good conversation and then, you’re nearly there.

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#8 Women, women everywhere, but you don’t have to stare!

Seriously, what’s with eyeing every woman that passes you by? Keep your eyes on the one who came with you. You might even lose her and that too on your first date? Geez. Control your eyeballs. We men like to look around but not when you’re already on a date. Have some class.

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These pointers will guide men on first date just fine. Be cool and play it right. Peace!

November 27, 2015
Accessories that every man should have in his wardrobe

Dressing up is not just limited to women; men like to go beyond their usual outfits too. Clothes may be good enough for a normal day but it’s the accessories, for men too, that complete an outfit. If you’re confused about how to include accessories in your daily styling regime, here’s help. Take a look at this list of accessories that every man should have in their wardrobe to up their styling game.

#1 Bowtie

Right on your neck, this classy little accessory can really increase the style factor of your outfit. What’s more, you can find bows in various patterns. Remember, different is always cool.

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#2 Ties

There is no need to even mention the importance of ties in a man’s wardrobe. But for the ones who are new to wearing suits, we’ll put it this way, a suit needs a tie just like a tie needs a suit. Also, make sure your tie is of a darker shade than your shirt.

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#3 Watches

A watch only enhances your attire however, one must keep in mind that it’s important to switch watches on different occasions. You cannot always wear the same watch with every suit; try experimenting with leather and metal straps, whichever goes better with the outfit. If you’re a fan of all things vintage then go for pocket watches. Not all men can pull them off but it doesn’t hurt to try, right?

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#4 Socks

Many guys think socks don’t matter. Well, they are wrong. Socks matter. Everything you wear with a suit matters. Your socks should be long enough to cover your legs when you sit. No skin show there, alright? Also, they should match your belt.

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#5 Suspenders

Suspenders are not always necessary but it’s a must have accessory in your wardrobe. If you ever plan to not wear a jacket, or if you want to take it off, there should be something to grab some attention your way. They’re really cool.

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#6 Cufflinks

Tiny but catch attention very easily, cufflinks are important. Make sure cufflinks aren’t too loud (blingy). The more subtle they are, the better you look.

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#7 Pocket Square

Taking your suiting up game up by a notch, pocket squares make you stand out. Try and be creative with it.

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#8 Cravats

Not many people know what a cravat is. Let us make it simple for you; a cravat is another type of a tie, very different from the basic ones you see. It’s worn in with unbuttoned collar and goes till your chest. It takes the class in your outfit to a different level and is perfect for grown men, not that the younger lot can’t pull it off.

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#9 Belts

Sleeker belts are classy. The buckle of your belt should be subtle though, don’t go for big and blingy buckles.

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#10 Shoelaces

As we said, everything matters. Detail is everything. Even your shoelaces matter. Keep your options open.

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#11 Sunglasses

Out in the sun rocking your suit, you don’t leave without your sunglasses. Just pick something different but not too casual.

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We just gave you a list of accessories that every man should have in his wardrobe. Now you know what you need when you suit up next time!

August 17, 2015
10 signs of men who fall into the ‘Drama queen’ category!

Yes men too can be super-dramatic at times (sometimes even more dramatic than most of the women around). And each one of us has that one guy friend who never fails to entertain/annoy us with his dramatic antics! Take a look at these signs that clearly verify that the ‘boy’ is …erm…a drama queen.

#1 He’s always whining about something or the other!

It’s really difficult to make him happy. Trying to remember the last time he was extremely content is like a faint memory in your head since he’s always whining about something.

#2 He’s Mr. Sensitivity.

Trying to have a conversation with him? Stop! Check yourself, think about it twice (if it’s a sensitive issue) and then speak.

#3 If you’re at a party, only his music plays.

Hell yeah! Call him stubborn or whatever, but his music is the only sh*t that people are allowed to dance on without pissing him off!

#4 Talking about parties, if he doesn’t wanna go for one – it’s really difficult to convince him.

No means NO! Once he has made up his mind, there’s no way in hell one can change that.

#5 He keeps asking the same question over and over until he gets his desired reply.

You need to speak only his language. Because that’s all he understands. It’s either his way or the highway!

#6 EVERYONE is entitled to his opinion.

Everyone! That includes characters from the movies and TV shows as well!

#7 He has a dance step for every occasion.

Ah! The signature moves, you’d be surprised to know that he has sassy moves for every type of occasion!

#8 He’s always hungry for attention.

Everybody loves attention. But there are a few who need it more than the required threshold. If you don’t give this friend that extra attention, sh*t might just go down!

#9 He’s in on all the gossip around.

He knows everything! All the gossip, be it at work, friend-circle and the home-front!

#10 But in the end, a little drama never killed anybody.

Admit it! He’s one of the warmest, funniest and the greatest friends you have! A person who would make your life difficult from time to time but has his shoulder ready whenever you need it!

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April 29, 2015