Fear has different names and with that, different kinds. But in today’s world there is one fear that has got into everyone’s head and somewhere it’s funny. The fear you feel when your phone is about to die and you can’t do jack shit about it! It’s not just with you but everyone, from you to all the people around you; world-fu**in-wide! There’s a possibility that something might just go wrong when you can’t get through anyone because, well, your phone will die any minute but what is sure, is you’re overreacting to the situation! And these thoughts exactly explain how you feel OR overreact when your phone is about to die and you can’t help it!
#1 I want to die too!
You’re just sitting, chilling, doing nothing that’s remotely important and your phone beeps with a notification that says ‘low battery’. But to us, it feels like the devil has made his presence felt! And all your fear comes running to you. And all you want to do is die because you were stupid enough to not bring your charger with you.
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#2 How will I ever get to know if there’s a zombie break out!
And then, paranoia hits you in the head with a bullet! You don’t even have enough battery to make a last call to your family and friends just to let them know that you love them. What if there’s a zombie break out and all the signals are jammed and you can’t call for help? But what if it’s not paranoia? Save yourself.
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#3 I feel like a loner already!
You know your phone is going to die anyway but to make it last longer you turn off the data, decrease the brightness, close all the running apps and whatever gives your phone a little more time to live. You sacrifice your social life so it can live a little more of its life before it has to go back in your bag. Not really sure if that sacrifice is taking you to heaven, just saying!
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#4 If anything happens to me, nobody will get to know!
Hope your mom tied that colourful dhaga on your wrist because without that and an almost dead phone, what’s going to save you in this cruel world of humans? It’s time you started carrying a pepper spray, at least. And moreover, everybody wants to die famous, not like Bruce Wayne’s parents in the Crime Alley, right?
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#5 How will I stalk that girl/guy on Instagram!?
Talk about big problems of life! It’s that hour of the day when you stalk the shit out of that one person you think you’re in love with. Wait, you’re actually in love with them? Sure. But damn your luck, because your phone is about to die. Don’t get teary eyed now, its wait the worth. It’s better to see a new post by them rather than seeing the old ones for the hundredth time!
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#6 How am I going to post stories on Snapchat about the major events in my life?
Those major events as we all know are a movie that you’ll be watching later, maybe the popcorns you’re going to hog! The latter one is actually a major one, no kidding! But you know what’d be a major event? Getting a life, try that!
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#7 What if there’s a crisis at work!?
You’d even pray to the God, that you don’t believe in, just to make sure this never takes place. When your phone is about to die and out of nowhere there’s a work crisis and your boss can’t reach you OR he was able to reach you but your phone dies in the middle of the conversation but he thinks you hung up on him. Guess who just lost their job? Wait, you do have a job, right?
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#8 I wish I had life support for my phone!
When the common sense knocks on your head and you realize that you should’ve carried your power bank but you being you, forgetting things and all that. Remember, nobody’s perfect but many people do carry their power banks. This is a lesson more important than the trigonometry lesson you were taught as a kid. True story.
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#9 It’s like the time has stopped!
Obviously, a phone so smart and the owner so… nevermind. Even if you’re wearing a watch, you can see the clock ticking but it doesn’t make the time run any faster. To kill time you don’t really need a phone but that’s all you have that connects you to everyone, entertains you and helps you in every way possible. But when your phone is about to die, what are you going to do?
