Tag: humour

Admit it, we all go through a point once (or maybe 7 times for some people) every week when we just can’t keep our eyes open, especially in front of the laptop. It’s normal to feel sleepy, but sh*t gets serious during those 8 hours in the day when you’re at work.You don’t realise that your boss sneaked up on you while your eyelids were on the verge of touching each other! If that happens with you…believe us…we feel you. Imagine, like right now maybe…just MAYBE this post was written by somebody who is going through the same pain but guess what?  Here are a few things that might work for you to get rid of that sleepiness incase taking a nap at work isn’t a viable option!

1. Watch cat videos

There’s nothing more amusing than watching cats do random stuff with humans. This might just tickle your funny bone causing a reflex reaction travelling through your brain to your eyes, making them open a little wider.

2. Take a walk and trouble your colleagues

We know this one sounds like a tough task. Especially while preparing yourself mentally to get up from that perfect lazy workstation-posture and moving your muscles. But always remember, you have to be strong and there’s nothing in this world you can’t do. NOTHING!

3. Listen to pumped up music

Put those earphones on and torture yourself with loud music. The kind of loud music that annoys the cr*p out of you will do just fine!

4. Online shopping

Reward yourself for getting through this sleepy day. A gift to yourself from you. Nuff said.

5. Pull both your eyelids apart with the help of your thumb and your index finger

This hack is like social service for your other sleepy colleagues at work. They’re going to catch you doing this to yourself and have a good laugh which in turn will make you laugh. See it’s all relative!

6. Go and sit in the washroom for a while and play Candy Crush saga

Procrastination is the key. Go to the best place in your office (as long as it’s clean and doesn’t stink). Take your phone out, play a game or just tweet about your despair as long as your boss isn’t following you on Twitter!

7. Think about your life and where you’re headed

Well that would be something that’ll surely turn those ‘half shut eyes’ into a Grand Canyon. There’s nothing more startling than thinking about where one is headed. Perhaps it’ll be a good motivation for you to wake wide up and start performing better at work.

8. Take the rest of the day off

If nothing works, go home and sleep. There’s no force in this world that can help you other than resorting to the last resort. Sleep your heart out and make the next day worth it!

All pictures sourced from Giphy.com

Stupid things are bound to happen to you when you try real hard. Sometimes they end up making you feel miserable and sometimes…..well they’re just funny. Here are a few examples of folks (and animals) that tried so hard – in life and almost won! Take a look.

1. Let’s start with this impeccable replica of Pokemon cakepops! Can you tell the difference?

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2. Or this cookie monster?

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3. There is a lot of hidden talent in this world it seems! As this looks breathtakingly similar!

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4. It’s the thought that counts! And honestly the bike does ‘look’ safe in the first glance.

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5. Ma’am, please don’t even try!

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6. You too dog. No!

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7. Seems legit.

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8. Ouch!

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9. Two words – Plain Genius!

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10. Who says pole dancing is easy? There are so many threats involved!

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11. Here’s another one.

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12. Or any kind of dancing for that matter!

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13. This golfer is sure having a bad day.

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14. And so is this woman wearing boots and jeans on the treadmill!

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15. What are the odds?!

16. Erm. Excuse me Rhino, but we have little kids around! Omg….that had to hurt!

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Having a bad day? Don’t really want to look at or even remotely be in touch with another human being just for today? Stop right there, take a deep breath and look at these pictures that will surely…..we repeat they will surely turn that frown upside down! Here you go (you may thank us later).

1. Lets start with this brutally honest child. Sadly Donovan has so much to learn in life!

2. Well you should probably listen to the Happy D**k 😐

3. This guy….well he’s something!

4. Somebody needs to have a word with his vet! Now!

5. Dafuq did we just read here?

6. And you thought you had real problems?

7. Well that’s a great way to uplift someone’s mood! ….Or not.

8. Haha! This dog!

9. God bless this human!

10. And always remember

11. Grab a pocket penguin if it helps

12. Or a tiny potato 

13. Or take this and smile!

PS – This post has 13 pictures on purpose because nothing in this world is unlucky for anyone!

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Banner & Featured images sourced from hyperboleandahalf.blogspot & sunfrogshirts

If you’ve heard people saying ‘money can’t buy everything, even happiness’, they’re wrong! Money can buy happiness (it may be temporary but not totally untrue!). The joy of little things can totally lift you up and make you forget your sorrows and all you have to do is shell out some bucks. Take a look at these awesome (and totally affordable) things that are bound to make you a happy person that only money can buy!

1. Nutella

Look at this jar. Words fail to describe how utterly beautiful it looks and what’s inside?  – Let’s just call it a little taste of heaven.

2. Alcohol

For all the depressed non-drinkers out there, believe us there’s a whole new ‘happy’ world waiting for you just a few sips away!

3. Shopping

That moment when you realise your favourite merchandise is on sale! Three letters – OMG.

4. Street food

Street food’s always the best way you can spend your money while giving your taste buds a happy treat! Although, although, although make sure the foods not ‘too street-y’ lest you might end up spending the next day in bed.

5. Newly discovered gossip about your favourite celeb in that expensive magazine

Hello gossip mongers! Doesn’t it give you immense pleasure to grab that magazine from the shelf and read all about what’s going on with the who’s who of the celebrity world?

6. A hair cut

Who doesn’t like a makeover? Especially if you’re a woman! A new hairdo gives that fresh feeling with a new hope! Too dramatic? Well let’s just say it’s a cool thing money can buy every now and then.

7. Internet porn

Enough said! The money, here, is for the fast internet connection (Do not steal your neighbour’s Wi-Fi for this!)

8. Charity – The power of giving

How about buying that stray dog a little food to make him happy? Or even people who can’t really afford basic necessities of life!

9. Bubblewrap

The top one amongst our favourites! How can you get bored with having bubble wrap all around you!

10. That perfect cup of coffee

Bliss! That perfect cup of coffee with the perfect blend is extremely hard to find especially on the bad days! This little cup on a rainy day can flip your mood like nothing ever happened!

11. A manicure (Yes, for guys too)

Who says manicures are only for girls? And who says manicures can’t lift you up? Spending money while pampering yourself once a while is amazing! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!

12. A phone that lets you take the perfect selfie

Technology never gives up on you, atleast till the time you’re taking care of it. And that amazing phone camera with innumerable photo editing apps and filters will definitely make you feel good about yourself.

13. A lap dance.

Again enough said!

14. Pizza

You can never say the line ‘Let’s have pizza’ with a frown on your face. The pizza will curse you!

Image source: All images sourced from Giphy.com

If you thought you went to the ‘coolest’ college, had the coolest campus around and everything that comes with it here’s something that might make you re-think. Take a look at these ‘pun-niest’ witty slogan t-shirts from colleges all around the country that are bound to crack you up.

#1 This goes out to all the nerds out there! We mean ‘cool’ nerds! Yes, they do exist

#2 Talking about nerds, the aerodynamics club t-shirt at BITS Pilani sure has a ‘high’ sense of humor

#3  These students aim ‘high’, quite literally! 

#4 This slogan is no rocket science

#5 And this one hits the nail on the head

#6 Just like this one

#7 And this one

#8 Enough with the screws already

#9 And some are just lucky……well not really!

#10 Won’t everyone around just love to attend this fest?

#11 Happy when they got in and even happier when they got out. Ironic.

#12 Electrical department at IIT Kanpur! The backside sure is hilarious

#13 Three cheers to all the ‘strippers’ in the house!

#14 Who knew silicon could be used to make things look smaller

#15 And for this

#16 These people might just know a thing or two about deeeep digging 

This story was inspired by this thread on www.quora.com

All pictures sourced from www.quora.com