Tag: humour

Here’s how actor Gaurav Gera is breaking the internet!

TV personality/comedian Gaurav Gera has been the talk of the town lately and we are not surprised. With that immense talent and a funny case of split personality, Gaurav Gera is currently breaking the internet with his short videos (about 10-15 seconds) that never fail to make his viewers laugh!

Based around his avatar called Chutki and her shopkeeper, these uber dramatic videos make the viewers reach out for the tissues (in a good way) with its humour. In addition to Chutki’s banter with her favourite shopkeeper is another series of videos with her boyfriend named ‘Suyyash’ that are bound to crack you up. Take a look at this hilarious compilation of Gaurav Gera’s videos and thank us later!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCotqbXhM6E

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May 11, 2015
Meanwhile in Pakistan: Pakistani Salman Khan demanding to be arrested!

Salman Khan’s 2002 hit and run case verdict on one hand has restored people’s faith in the judiciary; but has left millions of fans heartbroken all over the world, on the other. While many chose to mourn about it on social media and holding mass prayer sessions, there was this one fan in Pakistan who expressed his extreme disappointment in a slightly unique fashion.

Husnain Saleem, who looks strikingly similar to Salman Khan, was videotaped by a Pakistani news channel trying to convince the police to arrest him as well while his idol stays behind bars. Check out this hilarious video by Samma TV of the Pakistani Salman Khan overacting on the courts verdict.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM6yQnbVvJ4&feature=youtu.be

May 8, 2015
11 things that may happen if Marijuana is legalised in India!

To all the marijuana enthusiasts out there, it’s time for some good news. Apparently the city of Bangalore is hosting India’s first ‘Legalize marijuana’ conference on May 10^th. Given the fact that it might just take some time before the ‘herb’ actually gets legalised in the country, we believe it’s a good start to a new era! For the same reason, we have put together a list of things that would happen if marijuana is decriminalised in India.

1. Secretly meeting up with peddlers

Yes that has to stop. Once it’s legal, all those secret ‘music’ transfers will stop. Making those transactions in public would be a more liberating feeling. How about that?

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2. No eye drops business

The red eye syndrome will no longer be a taboo amongst people who smoke up. Running to the nearest chemist to get those eye drops right before you meet someone will be a memory (well, enless you’re meeting your folks).

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3. Hike in food product sales

That starvation after a few ‘rolled up sticks’ will definitely result in more munchies and food deliveries from your favourite place.

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4. Restaurants/bars will have a smoking-up section

Well that would be something we’d certainly like to see! A friggin’ section for smoking up! Boy, we bet the smoking-up section would have a picture of South Park’s Towelie along with text that says Pot Area.

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5. There would be fewer fights in bars

We’re sure everyone would agree that all those brawls and unnecessary fights happen due to excessive alcohol intake. Life would be so much better if that were to be replaced by the mellow brotherhood in night clubs and bars!

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6. People would be more creative/artistic

Duh! The creativity just doubles up when you’re in a different world (mentally of course). Some people from the creative profession follow it as a practice (or so we’ve heard).

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7. Chances of losing weight are high

For those who want to! Talking from personal experience, a person is most likely lose weight when smoking pot regularly. Dang!

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8. Driving drunk is significantly more dangerous than driving high

We don’t recommend EITHER! Driving under any form of intoxication is bad and can be fatal. Therefore, this should be considered as a verbal-non-doable advantage just to make people happy!

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9. Legalising marijuana will generate tax revenue

And these are not small figures we’re talking about here.

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10. And then there are several health benefits

There have been innumerable articles on the health benefits of marijuana (in different forms of course). Try ‘googling’ it!

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11. Peace & Harmony! Carpe Diem!

Someone once said – If the WHOLE world smoked a joint at the same time there would be world peace for at LEAST 2 hours. We think the statement holds true, innit?

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May 1, 2015
Must see: These advertisements take creativity to a whole new level!

The profession of advertising attracts the most creative minds from all around the world and undoubtedly they come out with the most interesting concepts and ideas. Take a look at these mind-blowing advertisements from around the world that are bound to make you doubt your own creative self!

#1 Way to go Orion!

#2 Coke so light, it floats!

#3 Word!

#4 Innovation at its best.

#5 Marjorie Simpson has never looked more beautiful!

#6 A quick wash and there you go! Thank you Ariel.

#7 Dang! My eyes are weak!

#8 Take a break, have a Kitkat.

#9 Mc Zebra crossing.

#10 Putting Vicco Vajradanti to shame – Formula toothpaste.

#11 That’s a LOT of calories on one building.

#12 Interesting. This.

#13 No time to sit, be fit!

#14 Berger paints! For every shade you need.

#15 Say no to smoking.

#16 Took a break already?

#17 Transportation with FedEx. Fast & reliable.

#18 Pizza Hut giving the superhero ‘Flash’ a competition it seems!

#19 How we’d kill to be there!

#20 Spectacular!

The post above is inspired by this thread on Quora.com

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April 30, 2015
10 signs of men who fall into the ‘Drama queen’ category!

Yes men too can be super-dramatic at times (sometimes even more dramatic than most of the women around). And each one of us has that one guy friend who never fails to entertain/annoy us with his dramatic antics! Take a look at these signs that clearly verify that the ‘boy’ is …erm…a drama queen.

#1 He’s always whining about something or the other!

It’s really difficult to make him happy. Trying to remember the last time he was extremely content is like a faint memory in your head since he’s always whining about something.

#2 He’s Mr. Sensitivity.

Trying to have a conversation with him? Stop! Check yourself, think about it twice (if it’s a sensitive issue) and then speak.

#3 If you’re at a party, only his music plays.

Hell yeah! Call him stubborn or whatever, but his music is the only sh*t that people are allowed to dance on without pissing him off!

#4 Talking about parties, if he doesn’t wanna go for one – it’s really difficult to convince him.

No means NO! Once he has made up his mind, there’s no way in hell one can change that.

#5 He keeps asking the same question over and over until he gets his desired reply.

You need to speak only his language. Because that’s all he understands. It’s either his way or the highway!

#6 EVERYONE is entitled to his opinion.

Everyone! That includes characters from the movies and TV shows as well!

#7 He has a dance step for every occasion.

Ah! The signature moves, you’d be surprised to know that he has sassy moves for every type of occasion!

#8 He’s always hungry for attention.

Everybody loves attention. But there are a few who need it more than the required threshold. If you don’t give this friend that extra attention, sh*t might just go down!

#9 He’s in on all the gossip around.

He knows everything! All the gossip, be it at work, friend-circle and the home-front!

#10 But in the end, a little drama never killed anybody.

Admit it! He’s one of the warmest, funniest and the greatest friends you have! A person who would make your life difficult from time to time but has his shoulder ready whenever you need it!

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April 29, 2015
Hello Android! Feeling pee-ish today?

This is unbelievable! Wait did we just see that? Thanks Team Android for sharing this with the world. Apparently the Android Bot has been spotted taking a leak on a ‘certain apple’. This apple looks very familiar to the logo on a device that is seen with every second person around!

Located to the south of the Pakistani town ‘Rawalpindi’, this is about to change the lives of many! Don’t believe us? Take a look here.

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April 24, 2015
Android trolls Apple yet again! This is how!

The arch-nemesis between Android and iPhone users can officially go down in history books now. This long lasting battle between ‘whose phone is better’ has no end. It’s a battle that’ll rage on for decades to come between the two parties as the world is now clearly divided into iOS and Android users. Some switch sides in the middle of the war, some stay loyal and fight till the end.

These Maggcom illustrations have perfectly nailed it while depicting the advantages of being an Andoid user. A few here are some very cool features and exactly what android users have to say to the iOS lovers. Take a look.

April 24, 2015
These one-liners by Johnny Bravo will take you down the memory lane!

What comes to your mind when a muscular beefcake says ‘Woah mama’? Yes, it’s none other than the dude from the 90’s – Johnny Bravo! The American animated television series created by Van Partible for Cartoon Network was big in the last two decades. Johnny Bravo taught us all how to be confident when it comes to our looks and…erm…. flirting with women!

Take a look at these super-awesome one-liners used by the iconic character that (sadly) never got him close to any women but sure made us laugh.

1. Well there’s no denying that!

2. When he feels too ‘pretty’ about himself.

3. Oh well.

4. Creepy much?

5. Dang that’s a good set of hobbies!

6. Now THAT’S pretty!

7. Touché!

8. Now now.

9. LOL!

10. When he says this!

11. And this!

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April 23, 2015
Mumbai’s take on Tinder

We all enjoy Tinder but most of them don’t even know what it really is and what is it used for. Check out this hilarious video by Being Indian on what Mumbai people think about Tinder.

What’s your take on Tinder?

April 22, 2015
Here’s why you should be following Pakalu Papito on Twitter!

Pakalu Papito’s tweets have been taking the world of twitter by storm and there’s absolutely no reason for anyone to be deprived of his humourous take on life. We don’t know if he is a real person or not but what we do know is that he has a very honest view about everything in life, starting from himself to food to weight loss issues and much more. With almost 416,000 followers in his kitty as of now, Pakalu Papito has been called the new gag lord of the internet. Here are his best tweets and enough reasons for you to follow him.

Twitter handle: @pakalupapito

#1 He loves to keep fit, like almost all of us, but his thoughts on the same subject are different

#2 He can define anything in terms of food or his love for food

#3 He lives to sleep

#4 He has great things to say about himself

All pictures have been taken from Pakalu Papito’s twitter page @pakalupapito

April 21, 2015
Say Hello to Minion yellow – A color recently introduced by the Pantone Color Institute

Those little bundles of joy from the Despicable me movies never fail to leave us unhappy. And with their new movie Minions just making its way to cinemas near us in July, Pantone Color Institute has introduced the Minion Yellow colour celebrating its love for the Minions.

The ever famous Universal Pictures and Illumination Entertainment’s Minions franchise has teamed up with PANTONE to create their first new colour in three years. Adding to the excitement was the Executive Director, Pantone Color Institute – Leatrice Eiseman who stated “PANTONE Minion Yellow is a color that heightens awareness and creates clarity…the color of hope, joy and optimism”

So hence forth don’t be surprised if someone asks – “Hey I love your Minion yellow dress!”

April 20, 2015
7 confusing situations that are most likely to occur in a man’s life because of women!

Women are beautiful creatures and should be treated with love, respect and understanding. But sometimes they should also put themselves in a man’s shoe and think about the little things that leave men baffled for no particular reason. Here’s a list of a few of them!

1. Thinking 20 times before talking

Yes. Women listen to everything! They DON’T have a ‘nothing’ box in their heads (like men) or have a moment when they’re not paying attention. Whereas on the other hand, men love wandering off to different ‘realms’ in their heads in the midst of a conversation with women! And for the same reason they should ALWAYS pay think 20 times before speaking!

2. Going to a washroom that’s already dirty

The fear of being accused for something men aren’t even responsible for is soul crushing! Especially when a decent man with decent ‘toilet habits’ enters a common washroom only to find out its dirty as hell! Sh*t gets worse when he greets a nice lady next in line while on his way out. Dang!

3. Answering tricky questions

Women love to test men’s ability to realise how they should ideally be reacting to certain questions and situations. And the ‘tricky’ part comes when they simply throw trick questions at men assuming the desired answer in their heads! For example – “Am I looking okay?”

4. Doing ‘nothing’ in presence of your S.O. is a faint memory. And by nothing we mean NOTHING!

Here’s the thing, men’s favourite pastime is doing nothing at all. And women on the other hand don’t get it. Both the genders can never be on the same page with this and unfortunately men usually have to surrender and get out of their ‘nothing box’ around women!

5. Emotional blackmail

The inevitable reality of life involving women! Emotional blackmail with that adorable puppy face is something women excel at. Funny to admit, even men aren’t very bad at it. Such situations leave men with no other option but to agree with whatever’s being asked for!

6. Girl conversations

Everyman who has a close girl-friend has been through it! It is a regular feature for some who always hang around with them. The legendary ‘make-up talk’, objectifying men (yes, women do that too) and sometimes personal stuff can really get a man wanting to pull out his hair!

7. Decoding the meaning of the following phrases coming from a woman –

Try decoding these when a women says –

A. Hmmmmm
Probable meaning – Chances are, she’s not very convinced with what you just said. Think again maybe?

B. Ok.
Probable meaning – “No. I could say more but you should be smart enough to get it.”

C. Are you sure about that?
Probable meaning – “DON’T even think about it. You will pay for it later.”

D. Do whatever you want to.
Probable meaning – “I don’t care if you really don’t want to listen to me.”

E. Fine.
Probable meaning – “Nothing’s fine, you better get your act together!”

F. I’m not mad.
Probable meaning – “I’m livid!”

G. We need this.
Probable meaning – “I want this.”

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April 16, 2015
10 struggles of an engineering student!

This goes out to all the engineering students out there! Getting an engineering degree could be tough since no one tells you the hardships you’d be facing for the next four years. You clearly don’t have much of an idea of what you’re letting yourself into. Let us help you! Take a look at these 10 struggles almost every engineering student faces in their college life!

1. Sleepless nights!

Everything works on a deadline! The work pressure involves time consuming research, big fat books and a lot of panic. In order to be a young engineering professional, every student has to race against the clock to make sure everything’s in place.

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2. Dearth of women.

The sad story of every guy spending 4 years in an engineering college! The men:women ratio is probably 70:30 (generally speaking) leaving the male bachelors on a perpetual look out for female company.

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3. Fashionably challenged crowd

It’s not that they do it by choice, but most of their time is consumed sitting next to the pile of books leaving them very little time to go shopping!

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4. Never ending tutorials and assignments

With so many subjects, so many electives and so many practicals comes the never ending streak of assignments and tutorials! Life get’s even tougher when you realize you’re way behind your classmates around the time of submission.

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5. Job/Placement headache

This anxiety dwells perpetually for four years in every engineering student’s head! The main game centers around getting a good job and a ‘great’ pay scale. In the end, all the grades and the endless labour is what counts to win the race of placements in every college!

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6. Group assignments

Paired up with random classmates who aren’t even your friends? How un-cool! Group assignments can be a big pain in the a** especially when your ‘groupies’ aren’t as hard working as you!

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7. Further studies?

How about further studies? MBA? Every student at least once in their engineering career contemplates over studying further!

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8. Secret hostel room parties!

Admit it! That’s the only way you get to party. Be it birthdays, end of the semester or any other occasion, sneaking in alcohol and having a great time with your buds is something you will get accustomed to in no time!

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9. Limited monthly budget

Your parents are already spending too much on your annual fee, that too for 4 years! And admit it, providing for engineering fee for that long isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. Hence follows the tight monthly budget for their son’s and daughter’s!

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10. Follow your heart? Follow your mind?

It’s not like engineering students are not creative, but there comes a time where each one of them goes through a battle of not being able to decide whether to do something else by following their passion (career wise) or go with the herd by joining an IT company!

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April 16, 2015
Watch Now – Best death scenes from Game of Thrones in a hilarious way

As the struggle for the ‘Iron Throne’ continues with season 5 of Game of Thrones, we can’t wait for the next episode to air. In the anticipation of its return, American comedians ‘Key & Peele’ have nailed it with a unique recap of some of the best moments from the series. Adding humour in a distinctively fun-provocative way, watch them talking about the previous seasons and characters they loved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lxueWjexjQ

Banner & Featured images sourced from IMDB

April 15, 2015
‘Baap baap hota hai’- 7 lies we tell our parents assuming they’d never find out!

There’s no denying the fact that the most important people in our lives are the members of our family. They are also the ones who drive us crazy….like all the time and it’s not easy to convince them for everything we decide on doing on a day-to-day basis. Sometimes we think we might have fooled them with our lame excuses but that’s not true. They just know how to play along very well, after all they are our parents and they too went through a similar lifestyle (or so they’d like to think). Here are a few common lies we tell our parents assuming that they don’t know the truth.

1)      Lying about all the shopping you do

When you’re trying to avoid having a conversation on how many clothes you already have while carrying those big shopping bags in front of your parents, the interrogation part is the hardest! How many times have you told them sh*t like the stuff was on sale (slashing half the prices in your head) making them believe it’s the ultimate truth?

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2)      Lying that you’re not drunk

You think you might have fooled them by telling them that you’re not drunk when you reach home so late trying to act as sober as you could be; believe us, parents can sniff alcohol from miles away, even if you’ve had just one drink! Best solution for it is to come clean and minimize all the drama by being honest.

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3)      Covering up for the nasty stuff

Somehow parents dig deep down in your stuff and find out what you’ve been hiding from them, under the sheets or in between the pile of clothes in your cupboard. Just when they do, those things suddenly belong to your friend who forgot it when he/she was here the last time!

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4)      Lying about birthdays

When you make up a friend’s birthday each time you go out, be it your close friend or an imaginary one. Isn’t it strange how ‘Rahul’s’ birthday parties happen thrice a year or how all of a sudden you have so many new friends? – Mom’s remember EVERYTHING!

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5)      Lying about your crush

When you like someone…..a lot and you don’t want your parents to know about it, your life’s a mess! Especially when you’re living with them. Your constant daily struggle includes lying to your folks about plans with random friends and looking for that isolated corner in the house to have those late night phone calls!

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6)      The ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ lie

We all need some alone time but sometimes parents don’t understand that and hence we tell them that the day was hectic and we are tired. You think they might not know what you do behind those closed doors but beware parents have this x-ray vision and they know exactly what you’re upto!

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7)      Lying about money

When you try to explain them where you exhausted all your pocket money and how you’d need a little more for the month ahead! Damn, life’s hard!

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April 15, 2015