Tag: humour

For those who don’t know what an awkward boner is, we request you to not go any further. STOP. You’re still reading it aren’t you – you inquisitive little person!

Fine but at your own risk.

If you’re a man, you sure know what we’re talking about when we say the words ‘awkward boner’. And for the ladies – yes, it has a mind of its own and it can happen anytime. At times, us guys even give our wee wee a name for the same reason like ‘Jacky’s happy again’. Without getting into further details (ahem ahem) we’d like to tell everyone that when we do get an awkward boner, believe us – chances are, we aren’t even thinking sexually (hence the term awkward boner).

Here’s a list of things an average man thinks in his head while battling this horrendous situation of getting an awkward boner at a very awkward time.

1. “WTF! AGAIN??”

2. “What? I wasn’t even thinking about sex (or bumpy rides).”

3. “Hope no one asks me to get up from my seat right now!”

4. “Why the hell are you here?”

5. “I need a book or a laptop.”

6. “It’s okay, there are all dudes here. I’m sure they’d understand”

7. “I wish I was home right now (well, in front of my laptop).”

8. “Go away……woah, look at that chick there. You can stay. Shutup, you sneaky little perv.”

9. “WTF! Where were you last night when I needed you.”

10. “AWKWARD BONER! AWKWARD BONER! AWKWARD BONER!”

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Hello there! Dino’s are cool but unfortunately they’re no longer with us. This post is totally dedicated to our extinct friends as we have finally figured the reasons why dinosaurs left us alone in this evil world. Believe us, if you think the meteors did it – you’re wrong. Everything was planned all along and we are all a part of a sorcery that has changed us humans in more than one way. 

Take a look at these 9 reasons why dinosaurs are extinct!

#1 Because Ross needed a weird obsession for the TV series Friends for it to be successful.

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#2 Because iPhones needed a much-downloaded game called Dino rush.

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#3 Because Steven Spielberg was destined to be famous and make a fortune!

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#4 Because they needed a star attraction in all the science museums.

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#5 Because the kid’s toy stores like Hamleys needed a new range of toys!

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#6 Because paleontologists had to be rich nerds!

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#7 Because kids needed their favourite purple dino ‘Barney’ to make learning fun. 

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#8 Because the meteors wanted to have some fun!

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#9 Because their eggs-stink!

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If you think love is the most difficult thing to find in life – the answer is no! There are some things that are just beyond our control. And when you’re at that happy place (thanks to the sweet poison you’ve been consuming), finding a few necessary things becomes awfully difficult. 

Here’s a list of 8 things that are extremely difficult to find in life!

1. Remote control

You get back home, change into your sweats and just when you decide to climb under the blanket and watch some TV or turn on the AC….BAM! That stupid remote goes missing. You curse it left, right and center and ransack the entire place to find that little device. Sh*t gets tougher when you do it while being in an intoxicated stage.

2. Lighter

A cigarette lighter is the most wh*r-ish element that circulates around at parties and get-togethers. Sadly there are times when you really feel like having a smoke and realise that the lighter is not in your pocket. Sucks! Doesn’t it?

3. Your phone and wallet

After that heavy night of drinking, the two things that absolutely love to play hide and seek with you are your wallet and your cell phone (which is most likely switched off). That mini heart attack is the real pain that stinks more than a hangover!

4. Your phone charger

Talking about switched-off cell phones! Where did you keep your charger? Is it in the car? Or maybe somebody borrowed it. Life seems so  unfair when you finally find your phone only to realise that the charger’s being a b*tch!

5. Car keys

Yeah yeah. They all fall into the same category.

6. Your friends!

Well, you’re at a party of a 100 people and there you are, standing alone in a corner trying to look for familiar faces. Just make sure when you try to call your friends, your drunken self doesn’t accidentally end up calling your parents on speed dial! That’s not the conversation you would want to have!

7. Your brain

Wise decision-making? A big NO! Just remember – you can always blame it on the alcohol the next day.

8. Your self-respect

Having a conversation with a total stranger is the easiest thing to do. Going a little ahead with them with you know what is another thing that happens with some under the influence of alcohol. In such cases, refer to point number 7.

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Few years ago, Mr. Chand Nawab got his moment of fame where he hit the spot light by making millions of people laugh out loud. Thanks to a few noble people who uploaded his video and made him a YouTube celebrity.

Just when we all had almost forgotten about the star Pakistani reporter, our very own Nawazuddin Siddique enacted the same video in the blockbuster movie Bajrangi Bhaijaan.  Well this wasn’t just it, this time the reporter has rolled out another hilarious video where he gets quite perturbed by a kid who enters the frame.

Check out this hilarious video by Funny Local News Bloopers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9DptcNmKk8

The truth is out there! Porn and Dinosaurs have something in common for us Indians now – They’re extinct! (Let’s take a minute to thank the Government of India here).

Rising to the occasion was our friend – collegehumour.com. For those who don’t know what it’s about, doesn’t matter, now you’d never know.

The fun website put a smile on our faces with their recent tweet on ’12 facts I made up about India because they can’t see this article right now’. Again – guess we can never read that article now.

Take a look at this tweet below!

Also, here’s a message from one of the biggest porn sites in the country –

*Walks away sulking* #PornBan

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Ever understood what she is REALLY going through when she says the line ‘It’s that time of the month’? I bet most of us don’t!

We’ve often heard women say, ‘Being a guy is one of the simplest things in the world’. We beg to disagree! I mean tell THAT to your girlfriend when you wake up early morning with your mom standing on your head (sure all the men know what we’re talking about here).

But! We’re here to talk about how confusing a guy’s life gets when a woman (read – his girlfriend) tells him she’s having her period!

Before we go any further, remember – women are the most beautiful creation of god and every man MUST respect her under all circumstances!

Now, take a look at 10 thoughts every guy has when his girlfriend tells him she’s having her period!

1) ‘Boy, shouldn’t really mess with her! Shark mode is on!’

2) ‘I’d rather not talk to her right now; I might end up saying something which will backfire’

3) ‘I shouldn’t pamper her too much; she might just think I’m overdoing it’

4) ‘Should I talk about it? Or should I not talk about it?’

5) ‘Let’s buy a box of chocolates today. Or maybe ice cream!’

6) ‘Maybe I should plan a guy’s night out?’

7) ‘No action tonight! Arghhhh!’

8) ‘Maybe I should use the next 5 days to express all my love for her!’

9) ‘When will it get over!’

10) ‘I’m glad she’s didn’t miss it this month! LOL’

And if you need help figuring out how to handle a PMS-ing woman. Here’s the perfect guide.

What do you do when you see a large group of people (read penguins) wearing black tuxedos?

You dance with them!

Yes, talking about our fond love for the Happy Feet movies, Penguins are one of the few animals (or birds) that top our list in the coolness quotient!

Here’s a list of 8 reasons that make them super awesome!

1) Penguins, if they lose their egg – they STEAL it (or try to do so)! Yes, if another penguin couple is not anywhere in the proximity, their egg isn’t really safe! Now now, this ain’t cool….or maybe it is!

2) Some species of penguins can mate for life! (Did somebody say libido galore?)

3) Penguins and Paris Hilton have something in common – They love socialising!”Penguins eat, swim and hangout in groups! They’re known to have nesting colonies of up to 10,000 penguins. Woah!

4) Penguins love preening and keeping themselves clean to protect their feathers! Guess we don’t have to worry about that body odour now do we?

5) Ever heard of tobogganing? It’s when you slide on your tummy on ice real fast! And guess what? Penguins do that!

6) Penguins are very picky about their breeding sites! They can travel upto a 100 kilometers in order to find the perfect place. That’s some dedication!

7) Penguins are not afraid of human contact! Hey, they could be our best friends!

8) When penguins are held captive with other penguins of the same sex, there’s a possibility of them engaging in homosexual partnerships! Isn’t that awesome? #LoveKnowsNoBoundaries

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Cats are interesting and fun, you may like them ………or not, but they are your one stop entertainment for the days you get bored. 

Who doesn’t like a kitty that is desperate for some treat right? Here’s a hilarious 5 minute loop video by Sofia Glockner that will brighten your dull day or just annoy the cr*p outta you!

Again, watch it only if you’re really bored and watch it full!

It might just be true that men and women are from different planets because while men are so complicated, women are the simplest creatures on this planet. Yes we are and yet men somehow don’t seem to understand the simple and logical reasons behind our habits. Here are 14 things that boyfriends just don’t understand.

1) The reason why 10 minutes are just not enough for women to get ready

We are sure that for men 10 minutes can really change the world like a last minute goal, or that wicket in the last second. Fine we get it. However, the pressure of shaving our legs, finding the right outfit, styling our hair all in 10 minutes? Seriously! We haven’t even started with the makeup bit yet.

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2) The inexplicable love for the Kardashian family

You’ve got your sports channels and we’ve got our “reality” TV – the Kardashians! If they go out so does your favourite channel without a blink.

3) The reason behind the large number of products on our bathroom shelves

You might need just one shampoo and a body wash or sometimes the 2-in-1 version of that but being a woman, also a polished one,is difficult. For instance, sometimes our hair is frizzy and sometimes too shiny and yes there are different shampoos for that.

4) The reason behind wearing heels even when they hurt

Beauty and pain go hand in hand and we don’t need your sympathy over that. Vanity comes first, mostly, sometimes not on the weekends.

5) Excessive use of Emoji’s

Text never conveys emotions properly. We just like to avoid confusion 😀 😛

6) The roller coaster ride we go through during our periods

Just like Rachel Green said “No uterus, No opinion”

7) Reason for watching our favourite sitcom over and over again

 Sitcoms or rom-com movies are like our mentors, they give us our necessary dose of life lessons and style inspirations. There’s no way in hell we can stop watching those – on repeat.

8) The reason for carrying around a heavy handbag

We don’t like to carry junk in our purses although we do carry all the essentials we might just need at 2 AM on that night stay with YOUR friends.

9) Window shopping/ Shopping

Shopping is like therapy for women. It helps us grieve, it lifts our mood and it just brings mental peace overall which is good for you ultimately.

10) The difference between day creams and night creams

 Isn’t that simple? One is for day and the other for night.

11) Packing for holidays

 It’s not bad to be organised and we like being well prepared. So what if we start packing a couple of days before to tackle any unprecedented situations like an apocalypse.

12) Reason behind our long chats with girl-friends

You might get annoyed with this (discussing our private affair with friends) but they are the ones who help us talk through stuff and avoid yelling at YOU for stupid things.

13) Why we never have anything to wear even though there is a closet full of clothes

 Well that’s something even we don’t have an answer

14) What eye-lash curlers are?

Let’s keep it short and simple, they curl our lashes so our eyes can look bigger. 

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