Tag: funny

  • #ReplaceMovieNamesWithRaita was trending on Twitter last night and people had some interesting things to say!

    #ReplaceMovieNamesWithRaita was trending on Twitter last night and people had some interesting things to say!

    Twitter is one of the best socialising websites we have today and why not? It has everything you can ask from a micro blogging website! It gives you knowledge, keep you updated with whatever’s been up with the world and if not that, you can actually just get entertained with random funny hashtag captions on Twitter. People actually do that and Twitter completely participates or should we,say gives you many chances to do so. Very recently, #ReplaceMovieNamesWithRaita was trending on Twitter and people shared their ‘creative’ movie names. Take a look at how people responded to it and let us know your creative movie names in the comments section below. 

     

    #1 Never knew Harry was into raita

     

    #2 When did Basanti switch to raita, again? 

     

    #3 Never getting near that pool, never.

     

    #4 Can’t deny, we had a good laugh over this one! 

     

    #5 Not sure if this one is obsessing over raita or the person.

     

    #6 *When people ask if they can taste your food but finish half of it in one go*

     

    #7 We can imagine that and all of a sudden it has turned into a horror movie.

     

    #8 You know what that means? A river of raita instead of chocolate. That’s very disturbing. 

     

    #9 When raita is life!

     

    #10 Sure, if you want to OD on it!

     

  • ‘Annoying things boyfriends do’ by FilterCopy is just what you need to watch NOW

    ‘Annoying things boyfriends do’ by FilterCopy is just what you need to watch NOW

    Togetherness is beautiful. It is something money can’t buy. I mean the best part of being together is that no matter how much you hate it you know you can’t do without it either. The amount of happiness it brings with it, is just priceless. But, wait right there! After all the good comes the other rest of the picture. The fights, the pretense and that unwanted level of endurance when your baby boy annoys you with almost every single thought, word and action. Feeling exhausted already?

    The latest video from FilterCopy on ‘Annoying things boyfriends do’ will leave you all okay and braver than before. After all, you handle these silly men with so much compassion. Don’t mind patting your back by the end.

  • We bet every engineer in the country can relate to these engineering stereotypes

    We bet every engineer in the country can relate to these engineering stereotypes

    The recently concluded annual fest of the prestigious BITS Pilani College, Goa campus, witnessed a large gathering making it a grand affair. Known by the name ‘Quark’, the fest was held at BITS Pilani’s Goa campus and we happened to encounter a lot of talented minds over the period of 3 days from the various courses of engineering programmes.

    On our conversation with them about engineering stereotypes, here’s everything they had to say. Take a look.

  • Here’s exactly how most of us guys feel when we spot a potential crush at a social gathering!

    Here’s exactly how most of us guys feel when we spot a potential crush at a social gathering!

    So here’s the thing, us guys (the single ones mostly) have a tendency to fall in love every now and then. A new hottie around the block is like a forbidden fruit for most of us and we sure know that if we see something that we cannot have, it just makes us want to have it even more!

    Seeing that ideal woman in front of us (who we have no idea about) makes our brain undergo complex thought reactions (well, those aren’t really complex if you think about it) and puts us in a spot where we sometimes feel like a lost puppy.

    These thoughts are mostly confusing and leave us stranded in embarrassing situations. Nevertheless, we never stop trying! For instance, take a look at how most of us guys feel when we spot a potential crush at a social gathering!

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    1. Oh f*ck. Look whose here.

    2. Am I looking okay?

    3. Of course not, I mean look at YOU!

    4. God damn, you beautiful creature.

    5. How do I stop looking at you?

    6. And why aren’t you looking at me?

    7. Can’t believe you’re not here with me.

    8. Is it just me being desperate or is this real love?

    9. Oh, it’s definitely love!

    10. Is she single? And ready to mingle?

    11. Or friends with benefits would work too.

    12. I bet she’s amazing in the sack.

    13. Or not. It doesn’t really matter as long as I have her.

    14. I need an excuse to break the ice. WTF!

    15. What do I do? Should I hide myself and run or shall I just walk up and say hi? Argghhhhh….life’s tough.

    16. Decide!

    17. I’d make you the happiest woman on earth and will satisfy ALL your needs (wink wink).

    18. I must find out your name and stalk you on social media (takes phone out)

    19. And now I know everything about you.

    20. Please be straight! Please be straight! You have too many display pictures with women! I mean there’s nothing wrong with being a lesbian but it’ll just end my one chance of being with you.

    21. I bet you smell better than roses!

    21. Marry me? Pretty please?

    22. Wait, who’s that guy with you?

    23. (Stares into the dark abyss) BLANK!

    24. Oh God! This day can’t be real.

    25. I mean c’mon I am much better!

    26. Arrrghhhh.

    27. I’d go say hi to her anyway. That could be her cousin. I mean, they do look strikingly similar now don’t they?

    28. Ah, the way she says hi makes me want to fall in love with her even more.

    29. Yep, definitely the cousin (jumps with joy).

    30. Okay, I’m going to ask her whether she’d like to hang sometime.

    31. Please say yes!

    32. YESSSSS!!!!!!

    33. My life finally has a meaning.

    34. When should I text her?

    35. Or do I just call her?

    36. But what am I going to say?

    * A couple of hours later *

    37. Please pick up. Please pick up.

    38. WHAT! She gave me the wrong number!

    39. Dafuq is this?

    40. Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    41. I’ve been deceived.

    42. And heartbroken.

    43. I am never trusting women again.

    * Next Day at another social gathering *

    44. OMG, is she the same girl I had a crush on in college?

    45. Let me go and speak to her.

    Life’s short! Live it while you can! 😉

     

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  • BriaAndChrissy’s new video on straight men touching another man’s penis is awkwardly funny!

    BriaAndChrissy’s new video on straight men touching another man’s penis is awkwardly funny!

    After all the videos we have seen and shared with you people from BriaAndChrissy’s channel, here comes another one that will be able to make you laugh, well, if you have an open mind about prople who are inclined towards the same sex. Cutting to the chase, BriaAndChrissy’s new video shows straight men touching a penis (wait, let us complete) that doesn’t belong to them and yes, a real penis. Their reactions are hilarious and we are not encouraging it, but if you want to know how it feels to touch another man’s tool, feel free but please ask the person.

    Here’s the video, go!

     

  • WTF news of the day: Did Hard Kaur just call Sunny Leone a Ch*tiya?!

    WTF news of the day: Did Hard Kaur just call Sunny Leone a Ch*tiya?!

    Hard Kaur seems to be going really hard on people these days. Freedom of speech is our fundamental right and no one followed it better than our promising rapper. Very recently at an event, while Hard Kaur was asked to pose for the camera, she stated saying something about Sunny Leone that will instantly grab your attention and leave you startled. Sunny Leone’s past profession has been a debatable topic since the beginning of her career in Bollywood, and we have our daring rapper commenting on the actress yet again without any rhyme or reason. Watch this video to see what happened.

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  • Annoying things men do that just do not make sense

    Annoying things men do that just do not make sense

    Men and women are different and some differences are healthy. Men can be adorable especially when they shower you with their love, affection and care BUT there are times when they can be absolute jerks  too. It is clear that men and women perceive situations differently however, men sometimes just become oblivious to a few things that can make any woman’s brain explode. Here are a few annoying things men do that just don’t make sense to women.

    1) Delayed replies to text messages

    We understand that it’s not always easy to take out a minute to reply to a text message but replying to a message three days later is not acceptable in any universe. If we’ve sent a text, reply in time. And if you can’t, it better be because you fractured your hand.

     

     

    2) Never showing up on time

    5:00 PM means 5:00 PM. It does not mean 6:30 PM or any time later. Showing up on time doesn’t just communicate how much you value our time; punctuality is a part of chivalry too. Maintain that.
     
     

    3) Complementing other girls in front of you

     Another one of the many annoying things men do, complimenting other women while you’re right there, Let’s admit it, no girl likes to hearing her boyfriend talk highly of some other woman. It’s not so annoying when they look at them, but leaves us frantic when they praise them in our presence.

     

    4) Spilling out your embarrassing secrets

    Men don’t always do this to annoy you. Things that are a big deal to us, might just be another funny experience for them to share. For instance, getting drunk and puking might prove to be an embarrassing experience that you refrain from talking about; but men do not find it so embarrassing that also makes them think it’s funny to discuss it in front of your common friends.

     

    5) Get fixated on something till the point it reaches obsession

    Be it PS4, cricket or football, they follow all of it so extensively that you think it’s absurd. Even we girls have our obsessions. Some are obsessed with shoes while the others are obsessed with makeups or bags. But our levels of obsessions clearly vary from adorable to tolerable while the obsession with a game is just unacceptable.

     

    6) Know it all

    Our anger reaches the zenith when they begin passing sexist comments like girls can never be good drivers or girls can never understand football. There’s never room for this kind of talk in a woman’s mind especially the blatant generalizing. Please think before you speak.

     

    7) Dissing our choice in music

    Men like to believe that they have the best choice in music. You will first hear them making fun of your playlist, and then find them listening to the same music. Why is it so difficult to admit that you like our music? Why?

     

    8) Unplanned dates

    They wish to take you out but can’t decide upon the place. This is one of the most annoying things men do and is also easily the most common one. The problem is that they don’t believe in planning but when it comes to dressing up, they expect you to do it as quickly as possible.

     

    9) Drop a plan and call themselves spontaneous

    They claim to be the most planned lot and there is no denying that, they usually are, until they suddenly cancel the plans made with you on bumping into some old lost friend or even a mere acquaintance. If there is a plan, stick to it, say no and keep your woman happy. It is not so hard.

     

  • 10 struggles of a single guy who’s entering into his 30’s!

    10 struggles of a single guy who’s entering into his 30’s!

    So your birthday is around the corner and like every year you’ve got some kickass plans to bring in your special day. Though we understand that with each passing year, your birthday has witnessed a gradual drift towards the non-cray side of life where most of your friends are married (or getting there) and rest of them just not totally up for the fun you’ve planned for your big day.

    We feel you (unless your close friend circle comprises a majority of twenty-something hot-blooded pals).

    But hey! You’re turning 30, you’re single, you have a nice job and goes without saying – you’re fabulous!

    They say age is just a number and in your case, damn they’re right! However, there are a few struggles of a single guy who’s entering into his 30’s those are just unavoidable. That’s something nobody’s going to tell you. So here’s a list (that goes out for most of us single dudes out there).

    You may thank us later.

    1. The wedding galore

    Well it’s true. Social media these days (for people like us) has become a mini wedding/honeymoon album. I mean, where did all those fun party check-in’s disappear? At times like these, tell yourself that you (by far) are the coolest person in your friend’s list and feel proud. And in case you spot a person cooler than you in the list, contact that person and catch-up!

     

    2. Those pesky relatives

    We all have relatives who are annoying as f*ck. That little evil part of your extended family is never up to any good and let’s admit it, they will have their opinions about you (especially about the fact that you’re turning 30 and it’s time for you to settle down). Well, your only escape to such a situation is that you need to be ready with a kickass comeback at all times. If ignoring them doesn’t help, dig into their past roots and come up with something that’ll shut them up forever (evil laugh).

     

    3. Dearth of those ‘cool’ friends

    The coolness quotient in most your friend deteriorates with time. You may (in some cases) realise that they’re not the same when it comes to going out and making it a night to remember. All those clubbing night-out’s that convert into pajama house parties eventually decrease in number the frequency of which is also affected due to family/personal issues. At that moment you realise, why hasn’t this change affected you? We’d suggest that you always have a Plan B handy, which could involve a date with yourself with wine and a nice movie!

     

    4. Talking about cool friends, now you sure know who your REAL friends are

    That’s a part of growing up. As you grow older, you give your ‘close friends’ opportunities to prove themselves over time and let’s face it; most of them do end up disappointing you. It’s not their fault to be honest. With time, everyone’s priorities change and there are some things you just cannot avoid. But there will be a few nice ones that’ll make sure that they’re around no matter what. DO NOT lose them under any circumstances (even if they aren’t oh-so-cool anymore).

     

    5. The ‘forever alone’ hangouts with friends AND their SO’s

    Imagine this: you’ve been invited over for dinner by your best friend and his wife. You show up and bam! You’re the only single guy at the table. All you have around you are couples narrating their annoying stories (which you’ve heard like 50 million times) and the worst part is – everybody’s drinking real slowly! A million dollar advice here for you my man – get drunk! Don’t bother who is judging you. Just make sure that you end up having a good time while making others laugh at your jokes. Be the star of the night!

     

    6. The perpetual third-wheeler

    Again, every time you make a nice plan with one of your friends, while making it absolutely clear that ITS HIM ONLY who you want to meet, his plus one shows up. EVERYTIME! It’s like a package deal that comes with each one of your friends. Next thing you know, you’re the friggin third-wheeler there. Well, that’s something that cannot be avoided at any cost. You can’t simply tell your friends that you don’t want to hang out with their girlfriends, now can you?

     

    7. Your inability to party hard like the early 20’s

    You’re almost 30 and you’ve come to an agreement with yourself that drinking like the early 20’s isn’t something you can afford anymore. Your hangovers hit you harder and your body becomes more sensitive to alcohol’s effects. But…but…but…don’t let that affect you. Yes, you may go slow and reduce its consumption as long as you reach that happy state! Well, think about it like this – you spend lesser money on alcohol now to reach that happy high unlike your early 20’s.

     

    8. The fear of actually dying alone coming true

    That’s debatable! Some of us are just fine with life the way it is. On the other hand some of us get carried away by stupid norms and stereotypes of the society where everyone tells you to get married before it’s too late. Believe us, it is NEVER too late to find a partner! So, chuck that fear of dying alone out of your head unless you really want to (see a doctor if you do, we’d suggest).

     

    9. Hanging out with your other friends who’ve already made ‘other human beings’

    Yeah yeah, we all have friends who got married in their early 20’s and are now raising their families while producing other human beings like it’s no one’s business. Clearly it isn’t our business either but to hangout with them and their tiny ones like all the time can get just a tad bit annoying. Like hello? How about some adult quality-beer-happening time together? There are baby sitters in this world you know!

     

    10. The moment you realise you’re no longer in your 20’s !

    So what?!? You’re life isn’t over. You just grew a year older. Just tell yourself this – ‘It took you 30 awesome years to look this good, damn you!’. Compare yourself with your other pals you grew up around (we know that’s bad advice) but at the end of the day, whatever sails your boat me friend! Whatever sails your boat!

     

    So, those were the 10 struggles of a single guy who’s entering into his 30’s! If you are one of them, we are with you. Happy Birthday and we hope you make it so big that turning 30 doesn't seem like a struggle to you anymore!

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  • These GIFs show how some men react while they masturbate!

    These GIFs show how some men react while they masturbate!

    If you think why are we talking about it then please, take a moment, go to your room and do the deed. You need to relax and understand it’s a very normal thing to do. Men and women both can please themselves and there are many ways to do so, this is just one of them. Now, specifically talking about men, masturbation helps, clearly. When you aren’t sexually active, masturbation is the answer. The funny part, it isn’t down there (no joke about your penis) but your expression that you obviously can’t see. So, we thought about it, and we found some GIFs that might just be similar to your expression.  

    Go ahead; take a look how some men react while they masturbate!

     

    #1 You have all the right things you need and nobody to knock on your door. 

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    #2  You know, when you haven’t done it so long? 

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    #3 Every man knows this feeling. We don’t even have to explain it, do we?

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    #4 When you’re home and can’t just hold on to do all the good things to yourself. 

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    #5 All the HARD work for that one feeling. And it pays off, just like that.

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    #6 Got to be nice to your ‘boy’. Big or small is not our concern. 

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    #7 The moment you know you need to give it a break. Seriously.

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    #8 It always feels like the first time. It does!

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    #9 Quietly and peacefully, just getting the job done.  

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    #10 Even Deadpool is open about it! 

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    Now, my friend, remember, it’s better to masturbate than hate. And that is very original. Oh also… 

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  • How would you #LoseAFriendIn3Words? Let’s see what Twitter has to say!

    How would you #LoseAFriendIn3Words? Let’s see what Twitter has to say!

    The Twitterati is going crazy over the hashtag #LoseAFriendIn3Words that was started by the late night game show thing hosted @ComedyCentral by Hardwick.

    Let’s admit it, it is kind of funny to see how people think they could possibly lose a friend just by saying 3 words to them. These three words could be any random words that may press someone’s nerves so hard that they could end up losing that friend.

    Here’s a look at a few hilarious reactions by the people on Twitter. Grab some tissues, there are going to be tears, of laughter of course!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     


     


     

     

  • Must-watch: This badass ape trolls a bunch of West African soldiers with an Ak-47

    Must-watch: This badass ape trolls a bunch of West African soldiers with an Ak-47

    Well well, we recently stumbled upon this old video and thought of sharing it with you guys. The video is like a short movie where there’s this badass protagonist (also referred to as a one ‘ape’ army) and a few other not-so-intelligent men. Let’s call this protagonist ‘Rambo’.

    You must see how one our closest living relatives handled an Ak-47 as these fives army lads clearly seemed to have forgotten about the old saying “Think before you leap”. These army boys happily handed over one of their precious guns (loaded) to Rambo and rest is just history.

    Displaying his brilliant combat moves, Rambo stole our hearts and how! Take a look.

    Caution: Don’t try this at home boys! Especially if there are apes around you.  

      

    Source video  Apes Will Rise
  • After the lesbians, gay men touch boobs for the first time and you have to see what happens!

    After the lesbians, gay men touch boobs for the first time and you have to see what happens!

    We all saw YouTubers BriaAndChrissy’s video where three lesbians touch a guy’s penis for the first time. Well well, that didn’t quite go how we expected it to, but it was great to see their reactions with all the nervousness.

    Here’s another one.

    That’s right, in this video by BriaAndChrissy, the YouTubers tested waters in the same territory just with an opposite approach. To be clearer, the duo made three gay men touch Bria’s boobs capturing their reactions (since that was a first for all three of them).

     

     

    Believe us, it’s just as hilarious as their previous video and we’re going to take some time to get over it. Also, the thing to be noted here is the fact that even these gay men appreciated the female body in the perfect way.

    Take a look.

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  • These lesbians touch a penis for the very first time and you have no idea what happens next!

    These lesbians touch a penis for the very first time and you have no idea what happens next!

    Three gay women experienced a little something for the first time in their lives and let’s just say they weren’t really impressed.

    Ahem, this ‘little something’ was a man’s penis!

    That’s right, in this hilarious video by YouTubers BriaAndChrissy, the three women feel and inspect (sort of) a naked guy’s wiener and their reactions are to die for.

     

    I feel like I’ve gone my whole life trying to avoid this moment,” said one of them before putting her hands down there. What followed were their hilarious reactions comparing the guy’s penis to multiple things like a bag of raisins, a snake, a shaved cat (you read it right) and many other things!

    But what actually made us proud was the fact that even with no interest in the guy’s body (sexually), the three beauties still managed to appreciate the human body in the best way possible.

    Take a look.

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  • Baba Sehgal has outdone himself yet again with his new track – The party is in Goa!

    Baba Sehgal has outdone himself yet again with his new track – The party is in Goa!

    The first king of Indian rap (nope, not Honey Singh) is back with a bang and we just can’t stop talking about it. Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Baba Sehgal!

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    Let us give him some credit for everything he has done for us, we mean; the man has come a long way since the 90s when his music started most parties. After Sehgal’s recent (not-so-epic) track ‘Going to the gym’ it’s the time to have ‘the party in Goa’.

    What caught our attention here was the fact that the entire song is so evidently stuffed with graphics/animation and Baba himself did not even bother to step on the Goan sand to shoot for the video. Yup, those plastic chairs and pulling off the ‘standing on water’ act will leave you wondering is the party really in Goa.

    Take a look.

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  • Sam Pepper ’s ‘KILLING BEST FRIEND PRANK’ is one of the most outrageous video you’ll see on YouTube today and here’s why!

    Sam Pepper ’s ‘KILLING BEST FRIEND PRANK’ is one of the most outrageous video you’ll see on YouTube today and here’s why!

    YouTube star and the ex-Big brother contestant Sam Pepper has been making headlines of late for reasons that cannot be explained. In his recent video ‘Killing best friend prank’, Sam Pepper took pranking to a whole new level with two teenage best friends named Sam and Colby who have been together for 5 years.

    Unfortunately Sam has been targeted in the video and little did he know that the entire prank would change his life forever. This video has caused a lot of outrage on the Internet but we’ll get to that later. Let’s have a look at the video first.

     
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    After watching this video, the Twitterati went berserk, appealing (almost threatening) to Sam Pepper to take down the video from his YouTube channel.

    Here are a few of them.

    And the list can go on…

    Later the hacker group Anonymous joined the bandwagon and here’s what they said. 

    Also, concluding the story was a petition for YouTube created by Kaylee-Jade Davis on Change.org requesting people to sign up to have the video deleted from YouTube. The petition has over 1,43,000 supporters already!