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  • #ReplaceMovieNamesWithRaita was trending on Twitter last night and people had some interesting things to say!

    #ReplaceMovieNamesWithRaita was trending on Twitter last night and people had some interesting things to say!

    Twitter is one of the best socialising websites we have today and why not? It has everything you can ask from a micro blogging website! It gives you knowledge, keep you updated with whatever’s been up with the world and if not that, you can actually just get entertained with random funny hashtag captions on Twitter. People actually do that and Twitter completely participates or should we,say gives you many chances to do so. Very recently, #ReplaceMovieNamesWithRaita was trending on Twitter and people shared their ‘creative’ movie names. Take a look at how people responded to it and let us know your creative movie names in the comments section below. 

     

    #1 Never knew Harry was into raita

     

    #2 When did Basanti switch to raita, again? 

     

    #3 Never getting near that pool, never.

     

    #4 Can’t deny, we had a good laugh over this one! 

     

    #5 Not sure if this one is obsessing over raita or the person.

     

    #6 *When people ask if they can taste your food but finish half of it in one go*

     

    #7 We can imagine that and all of a sudden it has turned into a horror movie.

     

    #8 You know what that means? A river of raita instead of chocolate. That’s very disturbing. 

     

    #9 When raita is life!

     

    #10 Sure, if you want to OD on it!

     

  • How to survive when your mom’s out for a vacation, a guide for men!

    How to survive when your mom’s out for a vacation, a guide for men!

    We men are very different creatures (at least we like to believe that); we like to be all tough and rough for the world and take things with ease. We can take care of ourselves just fine until the scariest of news is broken to us: Mom is going out for a vacation! Now, we love our moms, heck, we love yours too! For different reasons, of course (No pun intended). And yes, we can take care of ourselves but that’s so hard without our mom being around. This might not make sense to women but, men know, we can’t function without out mommies. For single men, it’s like a task to figure out almost anything at home without the great matriarch being around. So, here’s how to survive when your mom’s out for a vacation!

     

    #1 Chapter 1: The Acceptance

    You’re happy that she’s taking a break from all the hard work she’s been doing non-stop. More than anyone, she deserves vacation time in the house, true story. But to actually accept the fact that she just left for a vacation is harder than you think. It takes us a while to get over it and some men actually shed tears. Yep, some of us are emotional.

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    #2 Life is in ruins

    You know, shit is going down from both the sides. Where she’d be chillin’ like no one’s business, you’ll be here trying to keep your life from falling apart. The moment she leaves home, the panic strikes because, “How the f*ck am I going to get up for college/work tomorrow?” and, “What do I order for dinner tonight?” There are many more questions lined up like these but this conversation with yourself always ends with a sigh.

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    #3 It’s not a kitchen, It’s a science lab

    Pretty sure, many guys out there are like, “I feel you, bro”, because that is true. When your mom’s out for a vacation, things suddenly start to make no sense. The only thing that brings you hope and light (quite literally) is the fridge. Still acting like a smart ass you think you are, you choose to experiment with food. And food here strictly refers to the 2 minute noodles and nothing more.  And the experiment? Well, we just add a couple of masalas without even measuring and voila something very f*cked up is ready for us to eat. And the daring part here is to take the first bite. If it tastes fine we boast about it. Otherwise? Act like nothing like that ever happened!

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    #4 It’s been ages that you’ve seen your mom

    We, men can be a little weird too in times like these. Mom’s been on vacation for just three days but in your head you have lost count. Because nobody’s there to cook your favourite dishes, and you don’t gel with anyone the way you do with her. God knows how but only she can find you the right pair of socks. That’s just few of her talents, if you ask us. But you need socks, and the correct pair with the right colour and size and you have to find it by yourself. 15 minutes down, you finally manage to find a pair that is slightly similar. You can call it a small victory. You deserve it.

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    #5 What if the trip is extended for a day or two!?

    It’s the last day you’ve to do all the household work because guess who’s coming back the next day!? So, out of excitement you call her and she tells you that she might extend her trip for a day or two. And in your head, you know, you weren’t prepared for this! But you can’t say no to her, so you just go with “hmm, haan, okay.” while you pray to the lord above that she comes back a.s.a.p.! To get away from this nightmare… maybe, just maybe, you can drink the night away. Just a suggestion.

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    You can do all of that or just call your mom and ask whatever you need help for. It IS that easy.

    Cheers!

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  • Six things every guy in their early twenties can relate to!

    Six things every guy in their early twenties can relate to!

    This one is about the things every guy in their early twenties can relate to and if you have crossed that road, well, let’s just look back in the past and feel great about the times you spent with your squad. The days in college and landing into the age of twenty, that feeling was something but the things didn’t really change much till the time life came holding chilled beer and told you, go out there and do what all the guys of your age are doing! And saying that by experience, these are going to be the best years of your life so far if you do it right. And if you’re doing it right, here are the seven things every guy in their twenties can relate to!  

     

    #1 Confused with too many career options on the list!

    In this age, when people are so deep into the cut-throat competition for getting a job, there were and still are many guys who had too many options to choose from and many times we were tumbling between turning into a writer, actor, journalist or a traveller. Some of us will end up where we have actually dreamt of and some will move further with more options or maybe just maybe end up handling family’s business. But wherever you start, make sure to experiment with career options. It’ll help you find what you actually want to do. You know it.

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    #2 Experimental flings 

    Aaaand talking about experimenting things, flings kind of rhymes with it. You know where this is going and it probably reminds you of the experiments you’ve done or have been a part of. Be proud and explore. You have complete life ahead you to experience love. Here’s to the good times that are in the past and the experiences coming in near future!

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    #3 Drinking and partying

    Drinking and partying. Two words that sum up weekend plans for many guys and we ain’t complaining. Some of us have even given names to our favourite wine and beer shops. Yes, we have favourite wine and beer shops too. Don’t underestimate the guys who have no other plans than drinking and partying.

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    #4 Impromptu road trips

    We can’t speak for everyone but ourselves and according to us, impromptu road trips are one of the best things to be a part of for every guy in their early twenties. And they are best when happening with your guy friends. You’ll know what we are talking about when you hit the road and for those who’ve been through this, we know the smile on your face right now.

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    #5 Tripping on overconfidence

    Don’t you deny, guys, overconfidence has always been a part of you. We’re not really talking academics but everything. From bets of having the most vodka shots to going up to a girl and talking to her, we will give into it and give our best to ace it. Now, yes, overconfidence is a bad thing but sometimes it gives you courage to take the decisions that turn into incredible stories to tell. True story.

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    #6 Unnecessary expenditure on things you don’t need

    Um, to be honest, this still happens. And are we going to stop? Not likely. But do we cry and curse our luck when we run out of money to spend on things that actually matter? Always. But that’s what every guy in their early twenties are all about. Doing things that hardly matter but are fun and turn into memories to live by while you grow missing those years.

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    Guys, if you’re turning twenty or have already hit that mark, we suggest you take notes from this post and get inspired to do some crazy things! We’d love to hear some epic stories!

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  • How to not completely lose your mind when you have absolutely nothing to do at work?

    How to not completely lose your mind when you have absolutely nothing to do at work?

    If you’re reading this, I’m going to assume that you actually have nothing to do at work and don’t think we’re sailing in the same boat, well, at least not right now. But we have all been there, and we know how f*cking boring it can get when you have absolutely nothing to do at work. It’s even worse when the boredom crawls up to your head and you’d do the weirdest things to entertain yourself. And being a little too honest, there are some things you don’t want to get caught while you’re in action (no, you don’t want to be doing ‘all that’ at your work place? Have some self-respect). The things I’m talking about are crazy, weird and funny (maybe just the people who do it) and I won’t lie, can land you in awkward situations.

    So here’s your guide on how not to lose your mind when you have absolutely nothing to do at work.

     

    #1 Hit the basics, start with some good music

    So, you did your part of the work and are waiting on the next thing so you can get shit done but being the lucky arse you are, there’s not much work today for you. It has been a while and you’re starting to get bored, this is all you’ve got to do, plug in the earphones and leave your playlist on, sit back and chill. But make sure you have your eyes everywhere because your colleagues might not be as lucky as you are and we all know what jealousy is capable of. Remember, don’t let them come in your way; you turn up the volume and chill like you’re the boss! (Word of advice: don’t do that when the real boss is around)

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    #2 Sing along but don’t lose yourself into it

    Keep this in mind, you’re at your work place and not at the auditions for Indian Idol, calm those ti*s of yours. But if ever it happens and you know you’ve put yourself in an awkward situation, just ask your colleagues to join in and sing along. It works because; tried and tested. AND not ashamed of it.

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    #3 Hello, YouTube!

    You know it; YouTube is that friend that comes to rescue when boredom is bullying you. And most of the time he saves you. Other times, well, let’s put it this way that you want to close the YouTube tab and punch your computer screen because all of a sudden there’s not one video on YouTube that can entertain you. Seriously, how long can you watch cat videos for? But I say, keep on looking friend! You’ll find something.

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    #4 Take a walk, no, seriously, take a walk!

    Why the hell not? You’re bored anyway. YouTube has got nothing for you and you’re done with music too. What’s the harm in taking a walk? And if you don’t want to go alone, just ask someone to come along! There’s always that one person who is up for anything even if he’s buried under work. Pretty sure, he/she can take a walk with you.

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    #5 Burn your lungs out

    Not that you’re going to listen to me if I say don’t smoke. So, now that you’re going to take a walk, might as well, turn it into a smoke break. It helps kill time and kill you. But you’re fine with that so how does it matter?

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    #6 When was the last time you visited your colleague at their desk?

    Now, I have no idea how the working environment is on your side, but when I have nothing to work on and I’ve had enough, I make sure my colleagues know what I’m going through. So, you see them at their desk and you do what you can do so they feel as annoyed as you are. They need to know how it feels.

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    #7 A prank, because you can’t remember the last time you pulled one off!

    Pranks are fun; they can make your day or can make you jobless. It completely depends on what level you’re playing. Take this, an easy one, call up your friend/colleague in office and tell them you have a thing for that person. Make up a creepy story and spill some words like you mean it. Don’t drop the act till you have them and play the master stroke. Also, make sure you record the call because without it, there is no point. But I’m sure you can think of better pranks since you have ‘nothing to do at work’.

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    There are so many more things you can do and if you know any, let us know. We might just give ‘em a try! Cheers!

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  • Abbreviations that Grammar Nazis would never approve of!

    Abbreviations that Grammar Nazis would never approve of!

    Remember the age old saying, ‘If you’re going to do something, do it right’? This statement’s accuracy can be put to test in any situation and you’ll see that whoever came up with it was basically a genius. Especially if we’re talking about languages, we feel it’s important that whichever language it is that you prefer speaking/writing, do it right. And English is that one language that has so been torn apart by people all over the world like it’s no one’s business. So much so that even computer operating systems give us options like English – US, English – India, English – UK and many more.  

    Also, there are people who take it up to themselves to correct your English and we’re not talking about your English teacher but Grammar Nazis. Now, there are two reasons Grammar Nazis would help you. First one being, they simply want to help you get it right. Secondly, your English and you are getting on their nerves, so you shut up or hear them correct you; which again, isn’t really a bad thing. After all, Grammar Nazis are trying to help you out. Oh, and there’s this one small thing that they find hard to tolerate, that is, abbreviations which are unnecessary and stupid. Here, take notes because you definitely need to stop using these abbreviations.

     

    #1 Totes

    Lord only knows who came up with that word in the first place. Seriously, that sounds nothing like ‘totally’. Pretty sure whoever is responsible could’ve done better or should’ve never tried anything like this. It feels so weird to say, for example – “You suck totes, man!” Sounds like something new to suck on. And we’ll recommend not trying that.

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    #2 Phenom

    Ever realized how phenom(enally) you’re kicking English’s ass by using such words? It doesn’t even take much energy to say the damn word. You can go cussing without stopping and sing along to your favourite song on the radio but you can’t complete a word, for real? Not so phenomenal now, are you?

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    #3 Delish

    Delicious is the real word and a word that already sounds so nice that it shouldn’t be abused or replaced with a word like ‘Delish’. If these words were twins, Delish would be the evil one.

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    #4 BT Dubs

    The most annoying one we’ve heard in the recent times is also the stupidest, no kidding there. We actually went LOL on this one. And we don’t even know how but BT Dubs stands for ‘by the way’. We don’t even want to go to the reasoning part. We’re sure it’s going to be as stupid as the word. And also, what the hell was wrong with ‘BTW’, anyway? We adopted that, didn’t we!?

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    #5 ILY

    You know how to get on your girlfriend’s or boyfriend’s nerves way quickly that usual? Use the tree magical alphabets – ILY. The initials of the three words that actually mean something to people but some lazy arse person probably tried to cut the bullshit and voila – ILY was born. And man did it ruin talking to your partner? You have no idea. Say it the way it’s supposed to be said not for the sake of being corrected by a Grammar Nazi but for your better half at least. You owe them that much.

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    #6 Jelly

    Talking about stupid people, do they compare who is more stupid and then get jelly of the person who won? Don’t get it? Jelly basically means jealous. Wonder if Grammar Nazis had the right to execute stupid people, what would be the total population of Earth?

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    #7 Adorb

    Believe us when we say it and we won’t say it again (though you can read it again), such abbreviations are NOT adorb OR a better way to say it, adorable. You sound stupid and you come out as fake person. Don’t do that to yourself. You’re better than that; all you’ve to do is speak proper English! It’s not rocket science!

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    #8 Obvio

    This one has been in the use for quite a while now but we haven’t really made peace with it. And we don’t think it’ll happen anytime soon or ever. But obviously, some people understand how stupid that is and some don’t. Also, that’s what ‘obvio’ stands for ‘obviously’, yeah; you’re smart but not enough.

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    For the sake of English and self-respect, refrain from using at least these abbreviations. The list is too long but these are annoying to another level. Peace. 

  • We bet every engineer in the country can relate to these engineering stereotypes

    We bet every engineer in the country can relate to these engineering stereotypes

  • We bet every engineer in the country can relate to these engineering stereotypes

    We bet every engineer in the country can relate to these engineering stereotypes

    The recently concluded annual fest of the prestigious BITS Pilani College, Goa campus, witnessed a large gathering making it a grand affair. Known by the name ‘Quark’, the fest was held at BITS Pilani’s Goa campus and we happened to encounter a lot of talented minds over the period of 3 days from the various courses of engineering programmes.

    On our conversation with them about engineering stereotypes, here’s everything they had to say. Take a look.

  • These guys will teach you the art of complimenting boobs and getting away with it!

    These guys will teach you the art of complimenting boobs and getting away with it!

    It’s never easy to compliment a woman; it takes work and a lot of learning. What we have learned so far about complimenting women is that you tell them what they want to hear. You can obviously compliment them about anything but always make sure you say what they’re waiting to hear. And complimenting is an art that not everyone can pull off, be it complimenting men or women. But we’re strictly talking women because, boobs. They’re awesome and spread happiness. We know them by different names like, jugs, shakers, rack, melons and more but our favourite is ‘yum yum bags’.

    These guys will teach you the art of complimenting boobs and how to get away with it! Take a look at this hilarious video!

     

    And please note, by sharing this video we just want to make you laugh. Please don’t get encouraged and think of giving it a tryon the streets. And if you do, God bless you and your soul. 

  • Here’s exactly how most of us guys feel when we spot a potential crush at a social gathering!

    Here’s exactly how most of us guys feel when we spot a potential crush at a social gathering!

    So here’s the thing, us guys (the single ones mostly) have a tendency to fall in love every now and then. A new hottie around the block is like a forbidden fruit for most of us and we sure know that if we see something that we cannot have, it just makes us want to have it even more!

    Seeing that ideal woman in front of us (who we have no idea about) makes our brain undergo complex thought reactions (well, those aren’t really complex if you think about it) and puts us in a spot where we sometimes feel like a lost puppy.

    These thoughts are mostly confusing and leave us stranded in embarrassing situations. Nevertheless, we never stop trying! For instance, take a look at how most of us guys feel when we spot a potential crush at a social gathering!

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    1. Oh f*ck. Look whose here.

    2. Am I looking okay?

    3. Of course not, I mean look at YOU!

    4. God damn, you beautiful creature.

    5. How do I stop looking at you?

    6. And why aren’t you looking at me?

    7. Can’t believe you’re not here with me.

    8. Is it just me being desperate or is this real love?

    9. Oh, it’s definitely love!

    10. Is she single? And ready to mingle?

    11. Or friends with benefits would work too.

    12. I bet she’s amazing in the sack.

    13. Or not. It doesn’t really matter as long as I have her.

    14. I need an excuse to break the ice. WTF!

    15. What do I do? Should I hide myself and run or shall I just walk up and say hi? Argghhhhh….life’s tough.

    16. Decide!

    17. I’d make you the happiest woman on earth and will satisfy ALL your needs (wink wink).

    18. I must find out your name and stalk you on social media (takes phone out)

    19. And now I know everything about you.

    20. Please be straight! Please be straight! You have too many display pictures with women! I mean there’s nothing wrong with being a lesbian but it’ll just end my one chance of being with you.

    21. I bet you smell better than roses!

    21. Marry me? Pretty please?

    22. Wait, who’s that guy with you?

    23. (Stares into the dark abyss) BLANK!

    24. Oh God! This day can’t be real.

    25. I mean c’mon I am much better!

    26. Arrrghhhh.

    27. I’d go say hi to her anyway. That could be her cousin. I mean, they do look strikingly similar now don’t they?

    28. Ah, the way she says hi makes me want to fall in love with her even more.

    29. Yep, definitely the cousin (jumps with joy).

    30. Okay, I’m going to ask her whether she’d like to hang sometime.

    31. Please say yes!

    32. YESSSSS!!!!!!

    33. My life finally has a meaning.

    34. When should I text her?

    35. Or do I just call her?

    36. But what am I going to say?

    * A couple of hours later *

    37. Please pick up. Please pick up.

    38. WHAT! She gave me the wrong number!

    39. Dafuq is this?

    40. Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    41. I’ve been deceived.

    42. And heartbroken.

    43. I am never trusting women again.

    * Next Day at another social gathering *

    44. OMG, is she the same girl I had a crush on in college?

    45. Let me go and speak to her.

    Life’s short! Live it while you can! 😉

     

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  • Thoughts that come to your mind when your phone is about to die and you can’t help it!

    Thoughts that come to your mind when your phone is about to die and you can’t help it!

    Fear has different names and with that, different kinds. But in today’s world there is one fear that has got into everyone’s head and somewhere it’s funny. The fear you feel when your phone is about to die and you can’t do jack shit about it! It’s not just with you but everyone, from you to all the people around you; world-fu**in-wide! There’s a possibility that something might just go wrong when you can’t get through anyone because, well, your phone will die any minute but what is sure, is you’re overreacting to the situation! And these thoughts exactly explain how you feel OR overreact when your phone is about to die and you can’t help it!

     

    #1 I want to die too!

    You’re just sitting, chilling, doing nothing that’s remotely important and your phone beeps with a notification that says ‘low battery’. But to us, it feels like the devil has made his presence felt! And all your fear comes running to you. And all you want to do is die because you were stupid enough to not bring your charger with you.

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    #2 How will I ever get to know if there’s a zombie break out!

    And then, paranoia hits you in the head with a bullet! You don’t even have enough battery to make a last call to your family and friends just to let them know that you love them. What if there’s a zombie break out and all the signals are jammed and you can’t call for help? But what if it’s not paranoia? Save yourself.

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    #3 I feel like a loner already!

    You know your phone is going to die anyway but to make it last longer you turn off the data, decrease the brightness, close all the running apps and whatever gives your phone a little more time to live. You sacrifice your social life so it can live a little more of its life before it has to go back in your bag. Not really sure if that sacrifice is taking you to heaven, just saying!

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    #4 If anything happens to me, nobody will get to know!

    Hope your mom tied that colourful dhaga on your wrist because without that and an almost dead phone, what’s going to save you in this cruel world of humans? It’s time you started carrying a pepper spray, at least. And moreover, everybody wants to die famous, not like Bruce Wayne’s parents in the Crime Alley, right?

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    #5 How will I stalk that girl/guy on Instagram!?

    Talk about big problems of life! It’s that hour of the day when you stalk the shit out of that one person you think you’re in love with. Wait, you’re actually in love with them? Sure. But damn your luck, because your phone is about to die. Don’t get teary eyed now, its wait the worth. It’s better to see a new post by them rather than seeing the old ones for the hundredth time!

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    #6 How am I going to post stories on Snapchat about the major events in my life?

    Those major events as we all know are a movie that you’ll be watching later, maybe the popcorns you’re going to hog! The latter one is actually a major one, no kidding! But you know what’d be a major event? Getting a life, try that!

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    #7 What if there’s a crisis at work!?

    You’d even pray to the God, that you don’t believe in, just to make sure this never takes place. When your phone is about to die and out of nowhere there’s a work crisis and your boss can’t reach you OR he was able to reach you but your phone dies in the middle of the conversation but he thinks you hung up on him. Guess who just lost their job? Wait, you do have a job, right?

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    #8 I wish I had life support for my phone!

    When the common sense knocks on your head and you realize that you should’ve carried your power bank but you being you, forgetting things and all that. Remember, nobody’s perfect but many people do carry their power banks. This is a lesson more important than the trigonometry lesson you were taught as a kid. True story.  

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    #9 It’s like the time has stopped!

    Obviously, a phone so smart and the owner so… nevermind. Even if you’re wearing a watch, you can see the clock ticking but it doesn’t make the time run any faster. To kill time you don’t really need a phone but that’s all you have that connects you to everyone, entertains you and helps you in every way possible. But when your phone is about to die, what are you going to do?

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  • All the reasons why Pandas are the most chilled out animals on the face of the Earth!

    All the reasons why Pandas are the most chilled out animals on the face of the Earth!

    Everybody loves dogs and cats or any animal that can be a pet. Obviously some people are above that and would go to the extent of petting wild cats or even snakes, talk about their love for animals! But the animal we’re talking about is probably hard to pet and take care of. They’re one of a kind, slow, lazy, always hungry and not dangerous at all! We’re talking about Pandas, yup, that fuzzy big bear with black patches around the body who doesn’t give two shits about your existence because they’re always busy eating!

    And that’s the biggest reason everybody loves them. With that, we have a few of our own reasons on why Pandas are the most chilled out animals on the face of the Earth!

    #1 Dogs work for police, Pandas work for themselves! 

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    #2 They also know how to party better than most of you! In yo face! 


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    #3 Well, they do stupid things like us, the difference is they don’t even have to get drunk. 

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    #4 Don’t take away his ball? He has got only one left!

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    #5 Pandas are very much like humans – horny, hungry and always sleepy.

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    #6 They somehow how pull off the cute factor. Girls dig them more than men sometimes, sigh. 

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    #7 You don’t come between them and their food. Such a human thing to do, no? 

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    #8 Every foodie’s spirit animal? Because working out is not for them!

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    #9 They can be superstars of animal porn!?  

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  • Reasons why extended weekends are all we need!

    Reasons why extended weekends are all we need!

    It’s time we brought this topic in front of everybody’s eyes and made them realize how serious this issue is! No, really, have you not wanted that another day with yourself or that pretty thing waiting for you in your room? Don’t get any ideas; we’re talking about your bed. We’ll just get to the point and say it, it’s all about weekends and how they’re just not enough. We all need extended weekends and that goes even without saying. But for people who don’t understand this fact of life(*cough* your boss *cough*), we’ve put together a list of reasons why extended weekends are so awesome and should be compulsory.

     

    #1 Because we simply deserve it!?

    Well, duh!? We do deserve that at least. Doesn’t matter how long your working hours are or how much work is on your shoulders. It’s just the weekends when you get time for yourself or for extra sleeping hours. That sh*t is priceless to us, sleep is not for the week but for the needy people like us!

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    #2 Weekends are a getaway to our personal lives!

    Seriously, the working hours were simply designed to juice out all the life and energy out of us, so, next time your mom asks, “why do you look half dead?” you know what to say. Plus, it’s not that we don’t get time to make a call or leave a text to our friends but of course it’s not what we actually dream of doing on a weekend! You know it. And that’s what weekends are all about, you do whatever the f*ck you want!

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    #3 No. of work days – 5, No. weekends – 2?

    Whoever came up with that idea was a total douche bag, sorry not sorry! We get it if we were in school but we’re grown ass people working five days a week. Now, I’m not saying there should be equal days in a weekend, that’d be ridiculous (man, that’ll be the best thing ever). But all we’re asking is, add just another day, make it three from two days. How hard can that be?

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    #4 It’d be nice to sit back with the fam!

    Almost everybody goes through this one problem when their parents would throw the best of their sarcasm, all because you already have plans for the weekend and if not, your family would rather stay back home and ask you to chill than going out. And you being you, won’t really settle for that but you could’ve made an exception only if there was another day in your weekend.

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    #5 You could use another day to recover from that hangover

    How could we forget the most important thing of all? Sometimes it takes a complete day to recover from a hangover; when you want to stay in bed accompanied by the guilt of having too much alcohol and almost no memory of what actually went down. But you know, it’s all worth it. And believe us, even your boss might have second thoughts after reading this one.

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    #6 We’ll be able to deal with Monday in a better manner… Maybe?

    Now, we can’t promise but if there’s another day added to our weekend there’s a possibility that we can take on Monday in a positive manner. But we don’t know how Monday is going to be with us because the kind of cruel bi*ch that day can be to us humans.

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    So, go ahead share this story with your boss. It’s just a suggestion, and do yourself a favour, don’t get fired. Comprende?

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  • Kanye West publically asked Mark Zuckerberg and Larry Page by for a billion dollars!

    Kanye West publically asked Mark Zuckerberg and Larry Page by for a billion dollars!

    Kanye West recently released his new album The Life of Pablo; he talked about in on SNL (Saturday Night Live) and on Twitter but it’s not really about that. The next thing he tweeted is really what blew everyone away on Twitter. He claimed he’s in a personal debt of 53 million dollars and asked everyone to pray for him. His tweet said “please pray we overcome… This is my true heart…” along with, “I’m this generation’s Disney… I want to bring dope shit to the world…” but that’s just Kanye being Kanye.

     

    But the moment Twitter went berserk was, when Kanye West publically asked Mark Zuckerberg and Larry Page to invest a whopping 1 billion dollar in Kanye West’s ideas and mind you he’s actually got a few ideas ready. Here are a few things he tweeted and he’s still on fire. Tell us what you think about his Twitter breakdown in the comments section below.   

  • Here are all the reasons why Valentine’s Day is annoyingly overrated!

    Here are all the reasons why Valentine’s Day is annoyingly overrated!

    What exactly is so special about Valentine’s Day that makes half of the world go mad and do things out of their way just to make their better half feel special? We don’t mean to offend you but Valentine’s week is one of the stupidest things on the face of the Earth. Let us walk you through it so we can explain our point better. It might just help you and leave your wallet heavy, the way it should be. These reasons will tell you why Valentine’s Day is annoyingly overrated.

     

    #1 The Valentine’s week!

    First of all, who came up with this thing and why? That person had to make things difficult for a man like it wasn’t already difficult to handle relationships and make their other half feel pampered. Pretty sure that person had a lot of money on him. Anyway, moving on to the first day, that’s Rose day. A rose that costs you not more than twenty bucks is sold for triple the amount and that’s just a start because not all girls are going to be happy with just ONE rose. You’ve got to save up for this damned week!

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    Next is Propose Day and man, is anything scarier than that? There is, and it’s coming for you. But talking about Propose day, you can’t do that empty handed, so you need to get a gift and there’s only one thing that comes to our mind, a ring. Look at you, already sweating and oh, remember, the ring should be the perfect size and type. All the best with that!

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    Up next is Chocolate Day, you know what that means? A chocolate will make your girl happier than you will. That one might hurt. You can take revenge by eating that chocolate and never let your girl have it. But you’re safe if your girlfriend has recently joined gym. You just got lucky.

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    The second most annoying day after Valentine’s Day goes to Teddy Day. The day that makes you look stupid and you’re probably okay with it. Carrying a big ass teddy that cost you half your pocket money, how can you not wipe your tears off of that thing? You deserve that much!

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    We just told you that that there’s something scarier than Propose Day and it’s coming for you. Well, it’s here and in the Valentine’s language, it’s called Promise Day. Now, remember, if your better half asks you to make a promise, choose your words wisely and please don’t use the word ‘forever’. That’d be a really stupid thing to do because they WILL remember the ‘promise’.  Do not take this lightly; after all, you got yourself into this mess.

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    The next two days are what people (mostly men) actually wait for and want to celebrate, Hug Day followed by Kiss Day. And not in a desperate manner, but because men actually prefer these two things more than chocolates, teddy bears, roses and all that, no two ways about it!

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    The last and the most important day (only God knows why), Valentine’s Day, is the day of love. But we’re still unable to understand why it is so special. You don’t need a specific set of days to pamper your better half or a specific day to tell them how much you love them or how much they matter to you. That can be done any day of the year!

     

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    Other than that, it gets annoying seeing the colour red every damn where! There’s no compulsion to wear red and especially be all match-matchy! That’s not cool.

     

    #2 Expectations are on the rise!

    That goes without saying, after all the drama you’ve been doing for a week, expectations are always on a rise and sadly your pocket isn’t. And everybody knows how problematic both the things are. It’s always hard to keep up with someone’s expectations and to meet them is just another story. So, if your better half is expecting something from you, be ready to entertain them.

     

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    #3 Prices of gifts by thieving corporates touch new heights every year

    That’s true you know, these corporates have a week of season for the sale of their ‘Valentine’s Day special’ products and heck, they make the most of it! Everything from greeting cards to all types of gifts is sold at a price that would give you second thoughts on being in a relationship. As annoying as it is, it’s funny for a person who is free from all this, hence a single, not-committed-to-anyone man!

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    But if you’re reading this and are still going to celebrate Valentine’s Day, we respect that and we hope you have good one!

  • BriaAndChrissy’s new video on straight men touching another man’s penis is awkwardly funny!

    BriaAndChrissy’s new video on straight men touching another man’s penis is awkwardly funny!

    After all the videos we have seen and shared with you people from BriaAndChrissy’s channel, here comes another one that will be able to make you laugh, well, if you have an open mind about prople who are inclined towards the same sex. Cutting to the chase, BriaAndChrissy’s new video shows straight men touching a penis (wait, let us complete) that doesn’t belong to them and yes, a real penis. Their reactions are hilarious and we are not encouraging it, but if you want to know how it feels to touch another man’s tool, feel free but please ask the person.

    Here’s the video, go!