Author: Umesh Rajani

BriaAndChrissy’s new video on straight men touching another man’s penis is awkwardly funny!

After all the videos we have seen and shared with you people from BriaAndChrissy’s channel, here comes another one that will be able to make you laugh, well, if you have an open mind about prople who are inclined towards the same sex. Cutting to the chase, BriaAndChrissy’s new video shows straight men touching a penis (wait, let us complete) that doesn’t belong to them and yes, a real penis. Their reactions are hilarious and we are not encouraging it, but if you want to know how it feels to touch another man’s tool, feel free but please ask the person.

Here’s the video, go!

February 11, 2016
Baba Sehgal has blessed us with a new song and it’s based on a very serious issue!

Baba Segal is back and this time he has addressed a very serious issue in his latest music video titled ‘Maid Nahi Milti Hai Yaar’. And believe us, not being able to find a maid is a very serious issue at least for all the mothers out there. So, Baba went ahead and poured out his heart in the song. Different like all his songs, this one has got lyrics that will have you play it again and again and again just so you can understand where he’s going with it. We don’t know where he gets his inspiration from but the lyrical genius (no, we weren’t paid for saying that) has done it again. We’re actually running out of words for this one, go ahead give it a hear and tell us what you think! You can find the link below!

February 10, 2016
Have you ever seen a guitar painted with human blood? Here’s what it looks like!

NAMM (National Association of Music Merchants) showcased a guitar that couldn’t be compared to any other presented at the event. What was so special about this one guitar that was showcased to the fans, metalheads, press and everyone present there by the Slayer/ Exodus guitarist, Gary Holt, was that it was covered in blood. Gary Holt’s blood, quite literally. The magnificent ESP was painted by the insanely talented Vincent Castiglia who teamed up with Gary for this project.

Gary was suggested Castiglia by a common friend and that’s when the ideas started to flow about a new project. Not to forget, anything like this has never happened, making this ESP the very first guitar to be covered in blood. Now, if you ask us, that’s some mad, dark, art right there! Gary actually gave 18 vials of his blood to make this project come to life, which of course wouldn’t have been possible without Vincent’s hard work on a stretch of months.

February 3, 2016
Meet Baddie Winkle, an 87 year old woman whose amazing life is going to put your life to shame!

I’m not saying everybody loses the will to live by the time they hit the old age, no. But many do and one day you and I might be there spending time with tons of medicines and (hope it doesn’t come to this) the poop problems. But the point here is that you don’t want to end up in an old age home, do you? And if you want to, then we have nothing to offer you because this post is for the people who’d rather go out with a bang than on a stretcher. People, to make it to that one last bang, meet your new inspiration, one of a kind, Baddie Winkle! This lady is an inspiration to humans of all age and she’s cooler than you and I. Even after she’s in her late 80s she doesn’t hold back in living her life to the fullest. Baddie Winkle can school you on how to be cool. She’s coolest grandma on the internet and probably in the world! Baddie also chills with some of the Hollywood’s famous faces and calls them grandchildren!

She’s got the swagger and she knows how to ball! Give it up for *drum roll* Baddie Winkle!

#1 You can either be like her or you can drink straight outta bottle and weep!

#2 Bi*ches love you, Baddie!

#3 Man, she’s one of a kind!

#4 Pretty sure she can beat your ass at beer pong!

#5 Granny has got the craziest grand kids, don’t you think?

#6 Baddie is doesn’t need you, not one bit!

#7 Drew might not remember her fifty first dates but pretty sure she’ll never forget catching up with Baddie!

#8 Hands down to the classiest grandma on the internet!

#9 Bi*ch, Baddie is fabulous!

#10 Question: Who else can pull off that outfit like Baddie? Answer: No. Freaking. One!

#11 From that Jacket to the attitude, abso-f**king-lutely killin’ it!

#12 She’s right, you know.

#14 Who wouldn’t want to party with her?

#15 Her life game is stronger than yours.

#16 Sippin’ and trippin’!

#17 No doubt the kids lover her so much!

#18 Drake’s a fan, you know.

#19 Those earrings though!

#20 Haters? Ain’t nobody got time for that!

#21 Baddie wants your daddy!

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February 3, 2016
These mental stages of being drunk on a scale of 1 to 10 are something you’d totally relate to!

Every drinking enthusiast around sure knows when to call quits on his last beverage for the evening(or so we believe). But some people don’t really care about that logic, like, it doesn’t mean anything to them (maybe because they’re too drunk after a point) and alcohol is that gift the bartender keeps on giving.

In such a scenario, every other drink tends to turn into that ‘one last drink’ which we all know never really works out (for most of us) till our sober and loving friends snatch them from our hands. ‘Repeat’ or ‘another one’ are like our pet lines which work like a charm on the bartender and he doesn’t mind pouring you another one even after knowing you can’t drink more for shit!

But surprising the bartender is just another one of a drinker’s talent.

There’s only one question that can help in understanding their high, that is, ‘on scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you?’ and that’s when things get interesting! While a drinker gulps down his/her drink, we believe these stages of being drunk explain how their minds work!

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February 3, 2016
When did you choose to be straight?

According to the reports the Supreme Court has accepted the petition against 377 which means there is hope and that is a big deal. The Supreme Court has now referred section 377 to a five judge bench and the final verdict is still awaited. This has appeared to be a ray of light for all who stood against the Section 377.

This subject of legalising gay sex did remind us of one thing though; we shared a video with you people asking one simple question, ‘Are many of us straight just because we have been socially conditioned to be so?’ and what you told us is right here and we respect your perspective. You can watch the video below!

February 2, 2016
WTF news of the day: This girl needs your help to get her MacBook fixed and its genuine AF!

Internet is such a wonderful place, it helps you find so much of what you need and so much of what you don’t, buuuuttt….you waste your time on it anyway. And then again, some of these things you discover online can make you cringe like never before. Okay, let’s cut to the chase, here’s something you most-definitely-absolutely need to see!

Check out this video of a young girl asking for donations so she can get herself a new Apple MacBook (she has got FOUR of them already) or at least can get the old one repaired. Other than that, she also put up a fight with her mother because she got a slightly yet really good phone instead of the one she asked for. We’re going to ask you to keep control on your hands and not punch yourself or the screen while you’re watching the video. And, sure, please don’t forget to donate some cash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9tV99kcAWo

February 2, 2016
Hansal Mehta’s Aligarh is out with its first trailer and has already been given the ‘A’ certificate for the most absurd reason ever!

Eros Now shared the trailer for their upcoming movie, Aligarh, that stars Manoj Bajpai in the lead as a gay professor and Rajkummar Rao as a journalist. Hansal Mehta’s Aligarh is based on a true story in which Dr Srinivas Ramchandra Siras, a professor who taught Marathi at Aligarh Muslim University was suspended from his position of Reader and Chair of Modern Indian Languages because he was homosexual.

The trailer is as powerful as the subject of the movie and has already got the ‘Adult’ certificate just because homosexuality is considerd a taboo in our country! Hansal Mehta, the director of the movie, was furious about the decision taken by the censor board and so were these people who didn’t hold back in saying what they had to say! Hasn’t it reached a stage where we need to move on and embrace these sensitive matters with an open mind?

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You can watch the trailer below and let us know if you find anything even mildly offensive about the trailer! GO!

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February 1, 2016
How to save money for the imaginary list of things you made for yourself!

Savings are an imperative part of planning for the future especially today when life has become more uncertain that it used to be for our forefathers. If one hasn’t started saving for the rainy days, it’s time they started or at least started thinking about it. You might need money any damn time for the smallest or the biggest of reasons but the question is where to get it from? You can always put your charm on and ask your parents for some extra cash and after interrogating you, they might even go with it. It all depends on your answer to ‘what do you need that kind of money for!’ and everyone knows, it’s not easy getting past that one question. And let’s face it, sometimes your answer and the actual reason never match. So, save yourself from all that drama and learn how to save money! Here’s how you can do it. You’re welcome, fellow human.

#1 Start believing you’re broke

Believe in yourself but also believe that you’re broke, well, you actually are if you have to ask for money. So, yes, believe that one thing and cut down on your expenses, we know it’s as hard as cutting down on your cigarettes but you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do. Oh, but remember, being broke and being a cheap ass are two very different things. Never be the latter one.

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#2 Forget that weekends exist

We nearly cried on this one, no joke. Seriously, how does someone live without weekends? That’s the only thing that keeps us going every day. And do you have any idea what weekends mean to the people who’ve got jobs? It’s the only saving grace for us! Basically, all you have to do is, stay home and make use of your internet speed which doesn’t sound so bad once you’re in your bed and let the day pass by. But staying home on weekends is like working, it’s not always fun. Thinking about all the money you’re saving by not spending it might make it a little lighter.

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#3 Refrain from anything that’s going to cost you a big chunk from your wallet

Okay, even on the internet, there are a few things you need to stay away from. This is hard but it is necessary, NO UNECESSARY ONLINE SHOPPING. And if you’re like, ‘I don’t even do that!’ stop lying to yourself. There are better things you ‘need’, save money for that rather. It’s time you got your shit together.

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#4 Stop with the ‘bahar ka khaana’!

Even you know, that’s what most of us spend our money on and shamelessly because hello!? It’s food! It deserves my money, your money and everybody’s money! But you will have to give it up or at least cut down a little till the time you’re saving money. Look at the brighter side, you save money AND your lose weight WITHOUT joining a gym! Now, is that awesome or is that awesome!?

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#5 Actually stick to your plan

It’s good that you want to save money; it’s great you’re trying and it’d be spectacular if you actually continue with what you started. By the end of it, you have money in the bank, you’ve lost weight and if that doesn’t make you happy, you’re one greedy human but that’s none of our business.

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Saving money is a hard task for people who love to spend and spending money makes people happy. That’s what’s it’s there for but then, you need to save money for bigger and better things in life and no, we are not talking about fake boobs here, just FYI!

January 29, 2016
The Doctor who attacked the Uber cabbie finally speaks up for the first time!

We recently shared a video where a drunk doctor aka Anjali Ramkissoon is seen picking up a fight with an Uber cabbie after he denied driving her home. The chaos that she created was clearly caught on video. And now, she’s back on camera but for a better reason.

Anjali showed up at Good Morning America and did look that she’s been through hell after her video of attacking the driver got viral. She felt sorry and was thankful that the cab driver didn’t press any charges. Take a look at what she has to say about the things that went down that night in the video below.

January 28, 2016
TVF’s Permanent Roommates are coming back with the second season but here’s the first promo!

Remember the hilarious online series, Permanent Roommates, which helped TVF (The Viral Fever) in bagging a lot of fame and appreciation in 2014? Well, it’s hitting the Internet again with a second season. TVF recently shared the first promo with the release date, that is, embrace yourselves, 14^th February and we’re pretty sure that’s not a coincidence! TVF’s Permanent Roommates has been one of the best online series so far that India has seen, no denying that. If you haven’t watched the series yet, you better get on with it and we’re sure, you will be hooked in no time!

Plus, if you’re one of those who checks IMDb for the ratings, well, this one has got 8.9! And just when you thought you’re running out of things to watch, TVF comes knocking on your screen! Without any further delay, take a look at the first promo of TVF’s Permanent Roommates season two!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aGkbVmSXS8

January 28, 2016
That Ashram that Beatles stayed in? Well, it’s opening their doors for the tourists!

Every fan knows that The Beatles made it to India long back and stayed at the Ashram with their new Guru ji, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. They learned about mantras and meditated while they wrote about forty-eight songs out of which a few made it to their The White Album. The trip was planned to be three months long but as the days passed, Ringo Starr was the first one to call it quits and go home because the food was too spicy for him. John Lennon and George Harrison showed themselves out in six months and Paul McCartney stayed for a month.
The Ashram was run by Guru Maharishi Mahesh and was abandoned in 1970s by him and his followers. Even after that, the Beatles fan would sneak in by jumping the walls or paying a little bribe to the watchmen.
After being abandoned, the Ashram was reclaimed by the authorities, naturally. The retreat has been under local forestry department since 2003. Now, that the Ashram is open for the public, it’s going to cost 150 bucks for Indian tourists and 700 bucks for the foreign tourists. Senior forestry officer told BBC that, “We have cleaned up the place and lined the pathways with flowers. We are making some gardens and putting some benches for visitors” also added, “We are introducing a nature trail and bird walk. We also plan to set up a cafeteria and a souvenir shop at some point. We want to retain the place’s rustic look.”
So, Beatles fans, you won’t see the band live again, but you can always check out the place they’ve been. The place that actually got you some great tracks from The Beatles! Next time you plan a trip to Rishikesh, you know one place you’ve to visit.

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January 27, 2016
These life hacks to wake up on time are most likey to save your day!

Waking up in the morning ain’t easy, at least not for everyone, especially when its winter time. All you want to do is curl up in your blanket and forget that there’s a world existing out there or hope that the world forgets that you exist. That does happen though, but only on weekends. Other than that, you’ve got to drag your ass out and work it to get to work or your respective destinations. The crux is, you have to wake up and get going or hell breaks loose! And all this turns for the worst when you’re an insomniac or if your boss is crazy about punctuality (don’t they need to chill a little?). You can’t get enough sleep, so you weep in your bed till you pass out and then you weep again because you couldn’t sleep enough. So, we’d tell you to get your shit together and be on our way only if that was enough. But, being the nice homo sapiens that we are, we’ve got you these life hacks to wake up on time that can save you from your bosses screams that keep ringing in your head! Thank us later, amigos!

#1 Hit the bed as early as possible

Now, after you’re done with all your work and shenanigans just hit the bed before your usual time. You won’t fall asleep right on time but the stress and tiredness will have you all comfy in your bed. We all know nobody wants to or will get out once they’re in the bed. All you have to do is, clear your mind, and rest your eyes with patience. It might take some time but it works like magic!

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#2 Alarm clocks, shit load of alarm clocks

That’s not a very subtle way but it will end up waking you and people around you. More than that, you might wake up angry and start throwing away your alarm clocks but hey, look at the bright side, you woke up! Pretty sure you wouldn’t even want to be in your bed anymore. But you know this was coming your way when you were setting the alarm last night.

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#3 Don’t sleep. Don’t sleep at all!

That’s another way to wake up. I mean, you get it, if you don’t sleep, you don’t have to wake up! Look at you, already winning at life! But, we don’t take any responsibility of your mood the next morning. It’s easier when an insomniac does it. But if you pass out at the wrong time, oh boy, are you in trouble or are you in trouble?!

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#4 Find the alarm!

You can try setting a loud banging alarm on your phone and leave it in a corner of your room. Two things will happen you won’t be able to use your phone, which is probably the best thing that can happen to you before you hit the bed; second, you will have to get up off your bed to get the phone and switch off the alarm. Also, you don’t have to be a moron and go back to bed. Seriously, spare yourself some horror.

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#5 Stay away from your tech

Do yourself this one favour and you might be sorted for the night. Don’t check your phone, definitely don’t follow up on the series you’re currently watching or even any movie. Don’t put yourself through that. Because we know, and everybody knows, there’s no coming back from the black hole you’re going to put yourself into.

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These life hacks to wake up on time are difficult to follow but they do work and you’ll only know if you try ‘em out!

January 27, 2016
This video of a Drunk Doctor Anjali in the US, creating havoc and attacking an Uber driver is going viral!

This one is fresh out from the US! A video of a drunken Dr. Anjali Ramkissoon, was recorded indulging into a brawl with an Uber cab driver after she got into his cab without any reservations.

The situation got worse when the cabbie asked the doctor to leave. Soon enough, a few people gathered around to see what exactly was happening. And in no time, Dr. Anjali created a mess of the cabbie’s car and his belongings. She started with throwing away his personal things and everything she could get hold of. One of the eye witnesses, Juan Cinco recorded a video of the situation that shows the doctor was completely out of place. Even after calling 911, she didn’t hold back and continued humiliating the cabbie. The video got viral like a fire in the forest, and now has more than 10 lakh views. Currently, Anjali Ramkissoon has been suspended and was not arrested by the police because the driver didn’t press any charges but Uber is still looking into the incident.

You can watch the video here!

January 22, 2016
These things go through everybody’s mind when the delivery man brings you more food than you ordered!

It’s time they made ‘food’ synonym for ‘happiness’ in the dictionaries. Some people even cry out of happiness when they see their order coming towards them. Those people are the true foodies; nobody loves food more than these people. They find food, they eat it, and only thing that comes in between might be a glass of water. But, it’s not just about them. Food, has made more people happy than almost anything else. But like everything else in the world, food also can make you sad and it’s not even food’s fault. It’s the time you have to wait for your food to come to you. That right there is the time you know hell is real. And there’s one of these things that can restore your faith in God, that is, when you get more food than you ordered. And your head is full of thoughts like these.

#1 “Is it my birthday today? That’s the best gift ever!”

The order is here and it’s heavier than I thought. There’s a lot of stuff in that bag and I can’t wait to raid it! Being an expert about the places I order from, I know there were supposed to be two boxes but instead, there are three (That’s as close as I can get to winning a lottery!). And that is enough to make me grin. It’s about time for the foodie in me to be unleashed.

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#2 “Well, bless the man who prepared my order but he better not have charged me for it!”

Whoever that person is, people need to be more giving like you! But, even if by mistake you’ve charged me for it, forget returning the extra food, I’ll feast on it and not pay a damn dime for it. You’ve been served, hah!

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#3 “I don’t know what that is but please taste good”

Be it a very random dish that I’ve never even heard of or something that I love eating from time to time, it doesn’t matter. What matters is that it should taste good. Even though I can hardly keep my hands off of the lid, I dare and I open it. Let the adventure with food begin!

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#4 “Oh boy! That smells so good!”

Getting ready to feast, and now I’m in the mood because the smell coming from the box has already got me high. As much as I’d love to share, I hope nobody comes around while I hog!

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#5 “Not to sound like an ungrateful ass**le but they could’ve sent something in non-vegetarian!”

That’d only happen if the dish they sent was vegetarian. Got no problem with vegetarian food but come on, non-vegetarian over vegetarian till the day I die!

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#6 “Not sure if I can finish all the food all by myself BUT challenge accepted!”

I’d love to share, but only if you ask for it; I’m not going out of my way to ask people if they’d like to have some. Even if there is leftover and I’m full, there are no regrets!

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#7 “Maybe, regular customers often get complimentary food? I need to stop ordering so much!”

As much as I appreciate this gesture, this comes to me as a reminder that I better cut down on ordering food all the damn time. I might not live up to that decision but trying that won’t cost me a dime just like that free dish!

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January 22, 2016