Author: Suyash Shukla

If you’ve heard people saying ‘money can’t buy everything, even happiness’, they’re wrong! Money can buy happiness (it may be temporary but not totally untrue!). The joy of little things can totally lift you up and make you forget your sorrows and all you have to do is shell out some bucks. Take a look at these awesome (and totally affordable) things that are bound to make you a happy person that only money can buy!

1. Nutella

Look at this jar. Words fail to describe how utterly beautiful it looks and what’s inside?  – Let’s just call it a little taste of heaven.

2. Alcohol

For all the depressed non-drinkers out there, believe us there’s a whole new ‘happy’ world waiting for you just a few sips away!

3. Shopping

That moment when you realise your favourite merchandise is on sale! Three letters – OMG.

4. Street food

Street food’s always the best way you can spend your money while giving your taste buds a happy treat! Although, although, although make sure the foods not ‘too street-y’ lest you might end up spending the next day in bed.

5. Newly discovered gossip about your favourite celeb in that expensive magazine

Hello gossip mongers! Doesn’t it give you immense pleasure to grab that magazine from the shelf and read all about what’s going on with the who’s who of the celebrity world?

6. A hair cut

Who doesn’t like a makeover? Especially if you’re a woman! A new hairdo gives that fresh feeling with a new hope! Too dramatic? Well let’s just say it’s a cool thing money can buy every now and then.

7. Internet porn

Enough said! The money, here, is for the fast internet connection (Do not steal your neighbour’s Wi-Fi for this!)

8. Charity – The power of giving

How about buying that stray dog a little food to make him happy? Or even people who can’t really afford basic necessities of life!

9. Bubblewrap

The top one amongst our favourites! How can you get bored with having bubble wrap all around you!

10. That perfect cup of coffee

Bliss! That perfect cup of coffee with the perfect blend is extremely hard to find especially on the bad days! This little cup on a rainy day can flip your mood like nothing ever happened!

11. A manicure (Yes, for guys too)

Who says manicures are only for girls? And who says manicures can’t lift you up? Spending money while pampering yourself once a while is amazing! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!

12. A phone that lets you take the perfect selfie

Technology never gives up on you, atleast till the time you’re taking care of it. And that amazing phone camera with innumerable photo editing apps and filters will definitely make you feel good about yourself.

13. A lap dance.

Again enough said!

14. Pizza

You can never say the line ‘Let’s have pizza’ with a frown on your face. The pizza will curse you!

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If you thought you went to the ‘coolest’ college, had the coolest campus around and everything that comes with it here’s something that might make you re-think. Take a look at these ‘pun-niest’ witty slogan t-shirts from colleges all around the country that are bound to crack you up.

#1 This goes out to all the nerds out there! We mean ‘cool’ nerds! Yes, they do exist

#2 Talking about nerds, the aerodynamics club t-shirt at BITS Pilani sure has a ‘high’ sense of humor

#3  These students aim ‘high’, quite literally! 

#4 This slogan is no rocket science

#5 And this one hits the nail on the head

#6 Just like this one

#7 And this one

#8 Enough with the screws already

#9 And some are just lucky……well not really!

#10 Won’t everyone around just love to attend this fest?

#11 Happy when they got in and even happier when they got out. Ironic.

#12 Electrical department at IIT Kanpur! The backside sure is hilarious

#13 Three cheers to all the ‘strippers’ in the house!

#14 Who knew silicon could be used to make things look smaller

#15 And for this

#16 These people might just know a thing or two about deeeep digging 

 

This story was inspired by this thread on www.quora.com

All pictures sourced from www.quora.com

 

If you classify yourself as a drinking enthusiast and end up at the bar every second day, you might want to rethink! We get it, drinking is fun, drinking makes you forget all your sorrows, drinking makes you a better person (perhaps) and the list can go on. But honestly, we believe there is a thin line between being a drinking enthusiast and turning into an alcoholic. These symptoms below may just define your status around that thin line – probably drooping towards alcoholism! Take a look.

1. Its 6 p.m. on a weekday and all you can hope for is your friends calling you to catch up for a drink!

   

2. The easiest way for you to get rid of a hangover is to drink more (Like they say ‘diamond cuts diamond’)

   

3. You don’t mind socializing with different sets of people on consecutive days, of course over drinks

   

4. You just can’t hold your drinks, in fact you have never understood how one glass turns into a nightmare of 15 glasses

   

5. When it comes to knowing different kinds of spirits, brands and their impact; your reaction is always ‘been there, done that!’

   

6. About half your monthly income is washed away the morning after every night of heavy drinking only to make you realise the amount of money you’ve been spending on it.

   

7. You don’t feel that ‘high’ very easily anymore. Chances are your body is already immune to the high that comes with not-so-potent drinks.

   

8. Most of your social media updates involve a drink in your hands or just nice looking alcoholic beverages.

   

9. It’s difficult for you to get a sound sleep without a little alcohol in your system.

   

10. You need atleast two shots of your favourite poison to address important issues with your family/friends.

    
    

PS – Most likely your pet catch phrase is ‘I’m going on a detox, AFTER TONIGHT’

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