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How to not completely lose your mind when you have absolutely nothing to do at work?

If you’re reading this, I’m going to assume that you actually have nothing to do at work and don’t think we’re sailing in the same boat, well, at least not right now. But we have all been there, and we know how f*cking boring it can get when you have absolutely nothing to do at work. It’s even worse when the boredom crawls up to your head and you’d do the weirdest things to entertain yourself. And being a little too honest, there are some things you don’t want to get caught while you’re in action (no, you don’t want to be doing ‘all that’ at your work place? Have some self-respect). The things I’m talking about are crazy, weird and funny (maybe just the people who do it) and I won’t lie, can land you in awkward situations.

So here’s your guide on how not to lose your mind when you have absolutely nothing to do at work.

#1 Hit the basics, start with some good music

So, you did your part of the work and are waiting on the next thing so you can get shit done but being the lucky arse you are, there’s not much work today for you. It has been a while and you’re starting to get bored, this is all you’ve got to do, plug in the earphones and leave your playlist on, sit back and chill. But make sure you have your eyes everywhere because your colleagues might not be as lucky as you are and we all know what jealousy is capable of. Remember, don’t let them come in your way; you turn up the volume and chill like you’re the boss! (Word of advice: don’t do that when the real boss is around)

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#2 Sing along but don’t lose yourself into it

Keep this in mind, you’re at your work place and not at the auditions for Indian Idol, calm those ti*s of yours. But if ever it happens and you know you’ve put yourself in an awkward situation, just ask your colleagues to join in and sing along. It works because; tried and tested. AND not ashamed of it.

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#3 Hello, YouTube!

You know it; YouTube is that friend that comes to rescue when boredom is bullying you. And most of the time he saves you. Other times, well, let’s put it this way that you want to close the YouTube tab and punch your computer screen because all of a sudden there’s not one video on YouTube that can entertain you. Seriously, how long can you watch cat videos for? But I say, keep on looking friend! You’ll find something.

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#4 Take a walk, no, seriously, take a walk!

Why the hell not? You’re bored anyway. YouTube has got nothing for you and you’re done with music too. What’s the harm in taking a walk? And if you don’t want to go alone, just ask someone to come along! There’s always that one person who is up for anything even if he’s buried under work. Pretty sure, he/she can take a walk with you.

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#5 Burn your lungs out

Not that you’re going to listen to me if I say don’t smoke. So, now that you’re going to take a walk, might as well, turn it into a smoke break. It helps kill time and kill you. But you’re fine with that so how does it matter?

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#6 When was the last time you visited your colleague at their desk?

Now, I have no idea how the working environment is on your side, but when I have nothing to work on and I’ve had enough, I make sure my colleagues know what I’m going through. So, you see them at their desk and you do what you can do so they feel as annoyed as you are. They need to know how it feels.

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#7 A prank, because you can’t remember the last time you pulled one off!

Pranks are fun; they can make your day or can make you jobless. It completely depends on what level you’re playing. Take this, an easy one, call up your friend/colleague in office and tell them you have a thing for that person. Make up a creepy story and spill some words like you mean it. Don’t drop the act till you have them and play the master stroke. Also, make sure you record the call because without it, there is no point. But I’m sure you can think of better pranks since you have ‘nothing to do at work’.

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There are so many more things you can do and if you know any, let us know. We might just give ‘em a try! Cheers!

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March 10, 2016
Thoughts that come to your mind when your phone is about to die and you can’t help it!

Fear has different names and with that, different kinds. But in today’s world there is one fear that has got into everyone’s head and somewhere it’s funny. The fear you feel when your phone is about to die and you can’t do jack shit about it! It’s not just with you but everyone, from you to all the people around you; world-fu**in-wide! There’s a possibility that something might just go wrong when you can’t get through anyone because, well, your phone will die any minute but what is sure, is you’re overreacting to the situation! And these thoughts exactly explain how you feel OR overreact when your phone is about to die and you can’t help it!

#1 I want to die too!

You’re just sitting, chilling, doing nothing that’s remotely important and your phone beeps with a notification that says ‘low battery’. But to us, it feels like the devil has made his presence felt! And all your fear comes running to you. And all you want to do is die because you were stupid enough to not bring your charger with you.

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#2 How will I ever get to know if there’s a zombie break out!

And then, paranoia hits you in the head with a bullet! You don’t even have enough battery to make a last call to your family and friends just to let them know that you love them. What if there’s a zombie break out and all the signals are jammed and you can’t call for help? But what if it’s not paranoia? Save yourself.

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#3 I feel like a loner already!

You know your phone is going to die anyway but to make it last longer you turn off the data, decrease the brightness, close all the running apps and whatever gives your phone a little more time to live. You sacrifice your social life so it can live a little more of its life before it has to go back in your bag. Not really sure if that sacrifice is taking you to heaven, just saying!

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#4 If anything happens to me, nobody will get to know!

Hope your mom tied that colourful dhaga on your wrist because without that and an almost dead phone, what’s going to save you in this cruel world of humans? It’s time you started carrying a pepper spray, at least. And moreover, everybody wants to die famous, not like Bruce Wayne’s parents in the Crime Alley, right?

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#5 How will I stalk that girl/guy on Instagram!?

Talk about big problems of life! It’s that hour of the day when you stalk the shit out of that one person you think you’re in love with. Wait, you’re actually in love with them? Sure. But damn your luck, because your phone is about to die. Don’t get teary eyed now, its wait the worth. It’s better to see a new post by them rather than seeing the old ones for the hundredth time!

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#6 How am I going to post stories on Snapchat about the major events in my life?

Those major events as we all know are a movie that you’ll be watching later, maybe the popcorns you’re going to hog! The latter one is actually a major one, no kidding! But you know what’d be a major event? Getting a life, try that!

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#7 What if there’s a crisis at work!?

You’d even pray to the God, that you don’t believe in, just to make sure this never takes place. When your phone is about to die and out of nowhere there’s a work crisis and your boss can’t reach you OR he was able to reach you but your phone dies in the middle of the conversation but he thinks you hung up on him. Guess who just lost their job? Wait, you do have a job, right?

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#8 I wish I had life support for my phone!

When the common sense knocks on your head and you realize that you should’ve carried your power bank but you being you, forgetting things and all that. Remember, nobody’s perfect but many people do carry their power banks. This is a lesson more important than the trigonometry lesson you were taught as a kid. True story.

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#9 It’s like the time has stopped!

Obviously, a phone so smart and the owner so… nevermind. Even if you’re wearing a watch, you can see the clock ticking but it doesn’t make the time run any faster. To kill time you don’t really need a phone but that’s all you have that connects you to everyone, entertains you and helps you in every way possible. But when your phone is about to die, what are you going to do?

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February 24, 2016
Things you can do with your colleagues after work!

You walk into the office on just another morning and see your colleagues; the same sleepy faces, a yawn crying for a cup of coffee and you know you’re one of them. You wait for the working hours to get over so you can head out and get the madness started with the same faces, now friends. So if you’re running out of ideas about what to do next with your colleagues/friends after work, we’ve got some suggestions for you.

Here are things you can do with your colleagues after work!

#1 Karobar

Take your time to understand.

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#2 Next stop: Food!

You need food. Wait, to put it correctly, we all need ‘good’ food after work. Because ghar ka khana, just can’t make do with it.

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#3 Beer sessions

With beer arrives your smile. And then you talk about the most random crap that’s in your head. And with the beer, the day ends on a fantastic note.

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#4 Drinking games

Every office has got some pretty funny secrets. And you know that your teammate knows a lot of them. If you want to get hold of these secret in clever-yet-subtle fashion, you can start a drinking game. Let’s say, ‘Drink if’, that game has embarrassed people, got everyone in the game drunk and leaves you with that ‘WTF look’ and a hangover for the morning.

We’ll add Kill, F*ck, Marry. And leave this point right here.

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#5 Talk work

Whether you’re a workaholic or someone who likes to be touted as one, discussing work with a colleague after-hours can be interesting too. However, we’d say add some creativity to and discuss work in a more fun and not-so-professional manner.

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#6 Go shopping

This one’s for the ladies, their priorities are a tad bit different, you know.

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#7 Play some sports

Um, maybe. Suggestions would be swimming, squash, cricket and more.

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#8 Walk into the office with a hangover

And see the same faces. Repeat cycle.

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Things you can do with your colleagues after work are supposed to be way more fun than work and our suggestions will help.

September 3, 2015
Fashion rules every woman should follow at work

It’s very important to be impeccably dressed at work especially when you have a job that involves meeting clients on a regular basis. The normal dress code for work is professional and women generally tweak it a bit to suit their personal style which is great. However, sometimes we tend to cross that thin line between professionally fashionable to erm… just uncomfortably fashionable. Don’t know what we are talking about? Here is a list of fashions rules every woman should follow at work to keep her style in line with work ethics.

1) Understand your industry’s etiquettes

It’s imperative that you understand the kind of attire that’ll make you look professional in your own field; for instance a corporate lawyer would not like to dress as a fashion editor. But some simple rules apply everywhere for women. It’s best to avoid short hemlines, plunging necklines, exposed under garments, body hugging clothes and heels that are too tall. Work is not a place where you should be remembered for a deep cleavage or short dresses. Keep it simple and be a lady.

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2) Get the right fit

Not just at work but otherwise too, women should always wear clothes that fit right. Wearing clothes that are too tight or too loose just reflect how comfortable you are in your conduct. If you are one of those lucky few who lose weight very easily, we recommend finding a good neighbourhood tailor and getting your clothes altered from time to time.

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3) When in doubt, go for pumps

Footwear plays a very important role in dressing up for work. Sharp and clean footwear reflects a sharp personality and that’s the only one thing you need the most at work. If you’re ever confused about your footwear for work, go for pumps in black and nude but remember that sky-high pumps are not what you need at work. Go for heels that are maximum at 3.5 inches.

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4) Wear the right accessories

Wear a watch, small earrings and maybe a delicate neckpiece if you are a jewellery-lover. Do not load up on accessories and make it look like you are about to topple over the weight of your jewels.

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5) Hair

Although women have a lot of hairstyling options to work with, the one important thing to keep in mind is that they are cut well and clean. Never, we say never, go to work with wet hair and water dripping all over your clothes. If you don’t find time to dry your hair in the morning, let them air dry on your way to work and tie them up in a bun or a ponytail.

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6) Makeup

When it comes to makeup at work, lesser is better. Avoid putting a heavy face on and dark lip colours, we’re at work not at a lipstick convention. Wear neutral shades of eyes, lips and nail colours and use a light foundation or concealer if you need coverage.

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7) Act your age

You don’t want to be dressing up like your daughter at work or in general. Act your age and dress like it at work. Women need to be equally equipped to handle crisis at work during the day as well as having a glass of wine later for a work meeting. Understand that and dress your best.

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8) Invest in timeless basics

Every woman must have a black dress, a well-tailored navy/black pinstripe suit, a crisp white shirt and a pair of black trousers. Wear any of these when in doubt, it saves you time and makes you look effortlessly chic.

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Let us know if you have your own list of fashion rules every woman should follow at work in the comments section below. We’d love to know your views.

Men, do check out our list of fashion rules every man should follow at work to be at your professional best.

July 15, 2015