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  • Nine ways to calm an angry woman, written by a man

    Nine ways to calm an angry woman, written by a man

    Women are really fun in general. Sometimes, more than men and many might not agree but their ideas of fun can put yours to shame, depending on their mood. Talking about mood, that four letter word is a very dangerous thing in a woman’s world and something a man should tread lightly with. Mood may ruin a woman’s day but that woman with the bad mood can scar you for good. And if you think it’s not rocket science when it comes to handling a woman, well, it’s tougher than that! So, here, take notes, these ways to calm an angry woman will increase your chances of handling her better. We can just wish you all the luck! Scroll away!

     

    #1 Write her something nice

    Not many men would give in to this activity but it might actually work. But again, it all depends on the woman who is probably upset because of something even the Lord doesn’t know about. Also, it depends if she’s into reading and writing, maybe then you have a chance to make her get back to normal. If not, she might just burn that piece of paper and you with it.  Be scared, because you won’t rise up from the ashes and she’ll be looking at you burning to the ground while she sips her wine.

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    #2 Ask her what’s going to calm her down

    Okay, alright, don’t do that. If you do, you’ll be digging your own grave. Never ask a woman what’s going to calm her down. If she knew she wouldn’t need you. So you can either try something different (in which you will probably fail) or you can leave her be till she finds her cool. But you don’t know how many days, weeks, months that may last.

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    #3 Compliment her in a way that won’t make her angry

    From the long list of ways to calm an angry woman, complimenting her is the safest option. We’re pretty sure it is. But only if you do it right. If it backfires, guess who’s going to be in dire straits. It’s going to be you, dear friend. She won’t give two sh*ts about the compliment you gave, but what she understood. That’s why, tread lightly.

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    #4 Ice creams can be of little help!

    Every woman on the planet loves ice cream! All you have to do is get the correct flavour and the right amount. If it’s less, you’re in trouble, if it’s too much, you’re the reason she’s fat and that headache you have is because she threw the empty bowl on you. Take a few hits, it’s alright, maybe you deserve it. I’m just saying.

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    #5 Cook for her… two minute noodles is not an option

    The only reasons you’ve been in the kitchen is to get water, heat food or to find some in the middle of the night. Other than that, sex, well, if you’re that lucky. But cooking is something you never thought of doing until you decided to cook food for the angry woman in your life. And who are you kidding; the only thing about cooking you know is how it’s spelt. The two minute noodles don’t count so you can do yourself and the lovely lady a favour by just ordering her favourite food and be done with it. Play it safe when you can!

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    #6 Ask her friends to help you out

    Now, to calm an angry woman you may think asking her friends for a little help shouldn’t be a problem. We men are a little naïve, there, her friends might somehow help you out but your angry lady will be updated by her friends with EVERY. SINGLE. DETAIL. If you succeeded in cheering her up and she gets to know about the help you took, you are back to square one. And this time, it gets tougher, just like hunger games.

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    #7 Take her shopping

    A woman’s favourite thing to do on this planet can very easily be shopping and if there’s a sale, the mall is her paradise! You know it pretty well, yourself, because you have been there! Behind them lifting all those bags and it shouldn’t make you feel sad for not hitting the gym. It’s no less than that!  And if she asks, about the dress, remember, be honest. Not too honest, just honest. Answer with yes or no and you’ll just be fine. Unless, you plan to f*ck it up, be my guest!

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    #8 Sweet talk

    Every woman is different in her own way, similarly, some might be into sweet talking and some well, you try till the time you get them into the zone or when they just tell you to stop or she’ll hit you. And you know she means it with that look on her face. But again, try; give into it without making a fool of yourself and you will succeed. She’ll probably understand and just to shut you up she’ll give in too.

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    #9 Sex is the answer

    Actually, men want it to be the answer and why not? It vanishes most of your problems like Hitler did with the jews? (Excuse the bad joke) but you get it. But expecting that she’ll want to have sex in that mood, man, you’re more stupid than she thinks you are. You can’t just jump right in and ask her, “let’s do it, it’ll make you feel better!” Boy, she’s a woman, who are you kidding? She’s smarter than you. You’ve got to work to earn and that implies everywhere. Make her feel fine, dine and after that, if she wants it, you’ll get it.

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    It can be pretty hard to find ways to calm an angry woman but there’s one that will always work; all you have to do it talk and listen to her, without judging or giving your views (unless she asks you). If she can put up with your drama, you need to reciprocate and you’re sorted. Women are lovely creatures who can be a little hard to understand but they’re fun to be around.

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  • Have you heard about friends with emotional benefits? Here are the Dos and Don’ts

    Have you heard about friends with emotional benefits? Here are the Dos and Don’ts

    Friends with emotional benefits is a newer version of ‘friends with benefits’. It is safe to assume that we have all heard about the concept of ‘friends with benefits’, more commonly known as FWB. It wasn’t just designed for Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman to star in clichéd chick flicks, the arrangement does exist and we are not sure if it works. Just like many relationships, the common outcome of FWB also, at times, is one of the two parties getting hurt. So why are these not called relationships? The only reasons they are not called relationships are because they are officially commitment-free, questions-free and hassle-free. You don’t need to explain FWBs to your friends; you don’t need to introduce this “friend” to your other friends or need to explain anything. It’s just casual sex with a person you’re comfortable around. Period.

    The complication arises when one of the two parties starts expecting more than the laid rules. Again, like a relationship, expectations don’t get delivered and the usual shit hits the ceiling and the FWB arrangement ends. There are rare cases when they do end on a mutual agreement too but like we said, these are rare. And the discomfort about ending these on a bad note is the physical part, the whole reason you got into one. When FWB gets too much for you to take or if you’re not ready to share your private, physical space with someone but still need the benefits of a non-committed relationship; friends with emotional benefits kicks in.

    ‘Friends with emotional benefits’ is really a relationship without the sex and the commitment. So you get the pampering part, the whining part, the inside jokes, the late calls but no sex. It’s like being in a relationship in your head but not on paper. This arrangement remains comfortable for people who are not up for sharing their physical space with a friend yet need emotional support to get through things in life. But like all other arrangements, this also comes with its list of dos and don’ts.

    #1 Confide but do not expect

    In an FWeB, you may confide in this friend and talk about him/her about any problems; personal or professional and ask for their advice. Where you need to stop is expecting them to do the same. FWeBs do not qualify for a two-way street. The other party might offer you tips to get through your problems but it does not necessarily mean that you get to offer your opinions too (until asked for).

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    #2 Both the parties are allowed to have physical relationships with other people, but honesty is the key

    The entire point of having an FWeB is to give the emotions an outlet. Sex or hook-ups with your FWeB is a big NO. However, that doesn’t mean you can’t venture out for your physical needs. If you or your friend are physically involved with other people, it’s okay but be honest about it. Let your FWeB know that you are and come to a mutual agreement about it.

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    #3 FWeBs do not turn into real relationships unless both of them want it to be like that

    Having friends with emotional benefits is actually harder than having a friend with just physical benefits because the boundaries get blurred here. Friends with emotional benefits are not relationships and should not be confused for being one. They are just people you can talk to and get out of it whenever you want (with a mutual agreement of course). If you wanted to be with this person for real, wouldn’t it have been a commitment?

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    #4 Know where to draw the line

    In an FWeB, you’re essentially just friends. Maintaining that is important. Do not take this equation to realms that confuse things, and if that happens, we suggest end it. Emotional benefits can last for very long or for a very short duration depending on how comfortable people are. Stick to them till the time they are stress-free because that’s the actual point of them. 

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    What do you think about friends with emotional benefits? Let us know in the comments section below. 

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