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  • #ReplaceMovieNamesWithRaita was trending on Twitter last night and people had some interesting things to say!

    #ReplaceMovieNamesWithRaita was trending on Twitter last night and people had some interesting things to say!

    Twitter is one of the best socialising websites we have today and why not? It has everything you can ask from a micro blogging website! It gives you knowledge, keep you updated with whatever’s been up with the world and if not that, you can actually just get entertained with random funny hashtag captions on Twitter. People actually do that and Twitter completely participates or should we,say gives you many chances to do so. Very recently, #ReplaceMovieNamesWithRaita was trending on Twitter and people shared their ‘creative’ movie names. Take a look at how people responded to it and let us know your creative movie names in the comments section below. 

     

    #1 Never knew Harry was into raita

     

    #2 When did Basanti switch to raita, again? 

     

    #3 Never getting near that pool, never.

     

    #4 Can’t deny, we had a good laugh over this one! 

     

    #5 Not sure if this one is obsessing over raita or the person.

     

    #6 *When people ask if they can taste your food but finish half of it in one go*

     

    #7 We can imagine that and all of a sudden it has turned into a horror movie.

     

    #8 You know what that means? A river of raita instead of chocolate. That’s very disturbing. 

     

    #9 When raita is life!

     

    #10 Sure, if you want to OD on it!

     

  • How to survive when your mom’s out for a vacation, a guide for men!

    How to survive when your mom’s out for a vacation, a guide for men!

    We men are very different creatures (at least we like to believe that); we like to be all tough and rough for the world and take things with ease. We can take care of ourselves just fine until the scariest of news is broken to us: Mom is going out for a vacation! Now, we love our moms, heck, we love yours too! For different reasons, of course (No pun intended). And yes, we can take care of ourselves but that’s so hard without our mom being around. This might not make sense to women but, men know, we can’t function without out mommies. For single men, it’s like a task to figure out almost anything at home without the great matriarch being around. So, here’s how to survive when your mom’s out for a vacation!

     

    #1 Chapter 1: The Acceptance

    You’re happy that she’s taking a break from all the hard work she’s been doing non-stop. More than anyone, she deserves vacation time in the house, true story. But to actually accept the fact that she just left for a vacation is harder than you think. It takes us a while to get over it and some men actually shed tears. Yep, some of us are emotional.

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    #2 Life is in ruins

    You know, shit is going down from both the sides. Where she’d be chillin’ like no one’s business, you’ll be here trying to keep your life from falling apart. The moment she leaves home, the panic strikes because, “How the f*ck am I going to get up for college/work tomorrow?” and, “What do I order for dinner tonight?” There are many more questions lined up like these but this conversation with yourself always ends with a sigh.

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    #3 It’s not a kitchen, It’s a science lab

    Pretty sure, many guys out there are like, “I feel you, bro”, because that is true. When your mom’s out for a vacation, things suddenly start to make no sense. The only thing that brings you hope and light (quite literally) is the fridge. Still acting like a smart ass you think you are, you choose to experiment with food. And food here strictly refers to the 2 minute noodles and nothing more.  And the experiment? Well, we just add a couple of masalas without even measuring and voila something very f*cked up is ready for us to eat. And the daring part here is to take the first bite. If it tastes fine we boast about it. Otherwise? Act like nothing like that ever happened!

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    #4 It’s been ages that you’ve seen your mom

    We, men can be a little weird too in times like these. Mom’s been on vacation for just three days but in your head you have lost count. Because nobody’s there to cook your favourite dishes, and you don’t gel with anyone the way you do with her. God knows how but only she can find you the right pair of socks. That’s just few of her talents, if you ask us. But you need socks, and the correct pair with the right colour and size and you have to find it by yourself. 15 minutes down, you finally manage to find a pair that is slightly similar. You can call it a small victory. You deserve it.

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    #5 What if the trip is extended for a day or two!?

    It’s the last day you’ve to do all the household work because guess who’s coming back the next day!? So, out of excitement you call her and she tells you that she might extend her trip for a day or two. And in your head, you know, you weren’t prepared for this! But you can’t say no to her, so you just go with “hmm, haan, okay.” while you pray to the lord above that she comes back a.s.a.p.! To get away from this nightmare… maybe, just maybe, you can drink the night away. Just a suggestion.

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    You can do all of that or just call your mom and ask whatever you need help for. It IS that easy.

    Cheers!

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  • Abbreviations that Grammar Nazis would never approve of!

    Abbreviations that Grammar Nazis would never approve of!

    Remember the age old saying, ‘If you’re going to do something, do it right’? This statement’s accuracy can be put to test in any situation and you’ll see that whoever came up with it was basically a genius. Especially if we’re talking about languages, we feel it’s important that whichever language it is that you prefer speaking/writing, do it right. And English is that one language that has so been torn apart by people all over the world like it’s no one’s business. So much so that even computer operating systems give us options like English – US, English – India, English – UK and many more.  

    Also, there are people who take it up to themselves to correct your English and we’re not talking about your English teacher but Grammar Nazis. Now, there are two reasons Grammar Nazis would help you. First one being, they simply want to help you get it right. Secondly, your English and you are getting on their nerves, so you shut up or hear them correct you; which again, isn’t really a bad thing. After all, Grammar Nazis are trying to help you out. Oh, and there’s this one small thing that they find hard to tolerate, that is, abbreviations which are unnecessary and stupid. Here, take notes because you definitely need to stop using these abbreviations.

     

    #1 Totes

    Lord only knows who came up with that word in the first place. Seriously, that sounds nothing like ‘totally’. Pretty sure whoever is responsible could’ve done better or should’ve never tried anything like this. It feels so weird to say, for example – “You suck totes, man!” Sounds like something new to suck on. And we’ll recommend not trying that.

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    #2 Phenom

    Ever realized how phenom(enally) you’re kicking English’s ass by using such words? It doesn’t even take much energy to say the damn word. You can go cussing without stopping and sing along to your favourite song on the radio but you can’t complete a word, for real? Not so phenomenal now, are you?

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    #3 Delish

    Delicious is the real word and a word that already sounds so nice that it shouldn’t be abused or replaced with a word like ‘Delish’. If these words were twins, Delish would be the evil one.

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    #4 BT Dubs

    The most annoying one we’ve heard in the recent times is also the stupidest, no kidding there. We actually went LOL on this one. And we don’t even know how but BT Dubs stands for ‘by the way’. We don’t even want to go to the reasoning part. We’re sure it’s going to be as stupid as the word. And also, what the hell was wrong with ‘BTW’, anyway? We adopted that, didn’t we!?

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    #5 ILY

    You know how to get on your girlfriend’s or boyfriend’s nerves way quickly that usual? Use the tree magical alphabets – ILY. The initials of the three words that actually mean something to people but some lazy arse person probably tried to cut the bullshit and voila – ILY was born. And man did it ruin talking to your partner? You have no idea. Say it the way it’s supposed to be said not for the sake of being corrected by a Grammar Nazi but for your better half at least. You owe them that much.

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    #6 Jelly

    Talking about stupid people, do they compare who is more stupid and then get jelly of the person who won? Don’t get it? Jelly basically means jealous. Wonder if Grammar Nazis had the right to execute stupid people, what would be the total population of Earth?

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    #7 Adorb

    Believe us when we say it and we won’t say it again (though you can read it again), such abbreviations are NOT adorb OR a better way to say it, adorable. You sound stupid and you come out as fake person. Don’t do that to yourself. You’re better than that; all you’ve to do is speak proper English! It’s not rocket science!

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    #8 Obvio

    This one has been in the use for quite a while now but we haven’t really made peace with it. And we don’t think it’ll happen anytime soon or ever. But obviously, some people understand how stupid that is and some don’t. Also, that’s what ‘obvio’ stands for ‘obviously’, yeah; you’re smart but not enough.

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    For the sake of English and self-respect, refrain from using at least these abbreviations. The list is too long but these are annoying to another level. Peace. 

  • These guys will teach you the art of complimenting boobs and getting away with it!

    These guys will teach you the art of complimenting boobs and getting away with it!

    It’s never easy to compliment a woman; it takes work and a lot of learning. What we have learned so far about complimenting women is that you tell them what they want to hear. You can obviously compliment them about anything but always make sure you say what they’re waiting to hear. And complimenting is an art that not everyone can pull off, be it complimenting men or women. But we’re strictly talking women because, boobs. They’re awesome and spread happiness. We know them by different names like, jugs, shakers, rack, melons and more but our favourite is ‘yum yum bags’.

    These guys will teach you the art of complimenting boobs and how to get away with it! Take a look at this hilarious video!

     

    And please note, by sharing this video we just want to make you laugh. Please don’t get encouraged and think of giving it a tryon the streets. And if you do, God bless you and your soul. 

  • All the reasons why Pandas are the most chilled out animals on the face of the Earth!

    All the reasons why Pandas are the most chilled out animals on the face of the Earth!

    Everybody loves dogs and cats or any animal that can be a pet. Obviously some people are above that and would go to the extent of petting wild cats or even snakes, talk about their love for animals! But the animal we’re talking about is probably hard to pet and take care of. They’re one of a kind, slow, lazy, always hungry and not dangerous at all! We’re talking about Pandas, yup, that fuzzy big bear with black patches around the body who doesn’t give two shits about your existence because they’re always busy eating!

    And that’s the biggest reason everybody loves them. With that, we have a few of our own reasons on why Pandas are the most chilled out animals on the face of the Earth!

    #1 Dogs work for police, Pandas work for themselves! 

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    #2 They also know how to party better than most of you! In yo face! 


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    #3 Well, they do stupid things like us, the difference is they don’t even have to get drunk. 

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    #4 Don’t take away his ball? He has got only one left!

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    #5 Pandas are very much like humans – horny, hungry and always sleepy.

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    #6 They somehow how pull off the cute factor. Girls dig them more than men sometimes, sigh. 

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    #7 You don’t come between them and their food. Such a human thing to do, no? 

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    #8 Every foodie’s spirit animal? Because working out is not for them!

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    #9 They can be superstars of animal porn!?  

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  • Internet had a lot to say after Steve Harvey made history at the Miss Universe pageant 2015!

    Internet had a lot to say after Steve Harvey made history at the Miss Universe pageant 2015!

    After what went down on December 20th in Las Vegas, where the Miss Universe pageant 2015 was taking place, the world was shocked and confused at the same time.  It did make us go “what the f*ck just happened!?” but we were also sitting tight with a tub of popcorn because this doesn’t just happen every day!

    Sure, it was quite sad in the start for Miss Colombia and we do respect her feelings but this is not about her. It’s all about one man who made it happen, the one and only STEVE HARVEY, the man ruling the internet for the past few days. And making a [honest] mistake like that can screw you for good. Steve Harvey did make history and will be remembered for a long long time. While he apologised to the contestants and the viewers of the show, the Internet was busy making some memes that we couldn’t get enough of.  And because we’re the kind that likes to share, here’s what we’re talking about! Laugh away!

    #1 Fail level: Universal. 

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    #2 By now Leo will be prepared anyway but that’ll be even huge than this mess.

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    #3 It’s a messed up musical? We aren’t even mad!

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    #4 Stevey wondering if it’s the right time to come out. See what we did there? 

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    #5 Harvey is still “stuck in the moment!”

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    #6 When you know you’re not getting your full salary by the end of the month!

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    #7 Weekend jokes are not funny, Steve! *wipes off the tear*

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    #8 “You for real, Steve!?” 

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