Tag: hangover

  • Reasons why extended weekends are all we need!

    Reasons why extended weekends are all we need!

    It’s time we brought this topic in front of everybody’s eyes and made them realize how serious this issue is! No, really, have you not wanted that another day with yourself or that pretty thing waiting for you in your room? Don’t get any ideas; we’re talking about your bed. We’ll just get to the point and say it, it’s all about weekends and how they’re just not enough. We all need extended weekends and that goes even without saying. But for people who don’t understand this fact of life(*cough* your boss *cough*), we’ve put together a list of reasons why extended weekends are so awesome and should be compulsory.

     

    #1 Because we simply deserve it!?

    Well, duh!? We do deserve that at least. Doesn’t matter how long your working hours are or how much work is on your shoulders. It’s just the weekends when you get time for yourself or for extra sleeping hours. That sh*t is priceless to us, sleep is not for the week but for the needy people like us!

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    #2 Weekends are a getaway to our personal lives!

    Seriously, the working hours were simply designed to juice out all the life and energy out of us, so, next time your mom asks, “why do you look half dead?” you know what to say. Plus, it’s not that we don’t get time to make a call or leave a text to our friends but of course it’s not what we actually dream of doing on a weekend! You know it. And that’s what weekends are all about, you do whatever the f*ck you want!

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    #3 No. of work days – 5, No. weekends – 2?

    Whoever came up with that idea was a total douche bag, sorry not sorry! We get it if we were in school but we’re grown ass people working five days a week. Now, I’m not saying there should be equal days in a weekend, that’d be ridiculous (man, that’ll be the best thing ever). But all we’re asking is, add just another day, make it three from two days. How hard can that be?

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    #4 It’d be nice to sit back with the fam!

    Almost everybody goes through this one problem when their parents would throw the best of their sarcasm, all because you already have plans for the weekend and if not, your family would rather stay back home and ask you to chill than going out. And you being you, won’t really settle for that but you could’ve made an exception only if there was another day in your weekend.

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    #5 You could use another day to recover from that hangover

    How could we forget the most important thing of all? Sometimes it takes a complete day to recover from a hangover; when you want to stay in bed accompanied by the guilt of having too much alcohol and almost no memory of what actually went down. But you know, it’s all worth it. And believe us, even your boss might have second thoughts after reading this one.

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    #6 We’ll be able to deal with Monday in a better manner… Maybe?

    Now, we can’t promise but if there’s another day added to our weekend there’s a possibility that we can take on Monday in a positive manner. But we don’t know how Monday is going to be with us because the kind of cruel bi*ch that day can be to us humans.

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    So, go ahead share this story with your boss. It’s just a suggestion, and do yourself a favour, don’t get fired. Comprende?

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  • The struggle of coming to work with a hangover is indeed real!

    The struggle of coming to work with a hangover is indeed real!

    Let’s put it out in the open (before you run your nasty brain, there’s no pun intended), all we are saying is, everybody loves alcohol and those who don’t drink, well, what do you know? And we are not saying that it’s good to be an alcoholic, hell no, what we are saying is, it’s a good add on to your days, nights, parties, get-togethers, in your happy times, definitely in your sad times and the list is never-ending. Alcohol does bring out the real you and you might regret drinking the next morning, but the times you had when you were walking like a diva and a glass (or a bottle) in your hand are not something to feel sorry about. Unless, you were being the centre of attention for all the wrong reasons, then my friend, the joke’s on you. But that isn’t even the real problem, the real problem kicks in harder than alcohol when you realize you have work next day. And surviving the whole day at work with  a heavy head is what the struggle is all about.

    But, but, there are some random ways you can survive the day at work and here they are!

    #1  First of all, make sure you get to work!

    Sh*t went down, you got drunk, all’s fine but to getting to work is just the start of your struggle. We’d say don’t drive, take a cab or something. Sit with ease and probably take a nap. A nap can do wonders and everyone knows that. If you’re lucky a nap is all you need.

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    #2 Try and don’t talk for your own good.

    Believe us on this one, try and avoid conversations you don’t want to get into the struggle of getting out of a conversation. Plus, you never know what you might end up saying that can land you in dire straits. So, get the work done, talk when needed and keep the lips sealed. And also, you never know if people smell your breath and be like, ‘what did you drink?’ and leave you with a straight face.

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    #3 Drink a lot of water

    Drinking water is any way good for your body and it does help you in sobering down. It’s the most basic way to get through the day at work, plus, who’s going to ask ‘why you’re drinking so much water?’ It’s water. Say that with a straight face. Yep. And if you can, squeeze some lemon in it. But that raises questions. Choice is yours.

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    #4 Grab a cup of strong coffee / tea

    Coming to work with a hangover is as bad as not having caffeine when you’re at work. It is a basic need. For people who have butt load of work, caffeine is like water to them (well, maybe not to everyone). Caffeine is the sh*t! It’s really  a great cure for your hangover and is always a good idea. It gets you going and leaves you wanting for more. And in no time your headache is gone.

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    #5 Make up an excuse

    Easiest way to get away from the disaster that may or may not happen, make an excuse that’s too good to be a lie. Basically, throw a lie at them and make sure it’s your masterpiece. A lie that can never be caught will be bought! (That’s original, by the way). Or you can go with ‘I got sick last night’, there’s no fun in that!

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    The next time you plan to get hammered, you know what to do, fellow Earth-lings. Cheers