Tag: funny

  • Here’s what you’re missing out on if you still haven’t seen Ellen DeGeneres on Instagram

    Here’s what you’re missing out on if you still haven’t seen Ellen DeGeneres on Instagram

    Stand-up comedian and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres certainly knows her way around humour and has everyone else beat. She can make the gloomiest person on this planet break out into a hearty laughter and the world loves her for that. Comedy antics and her talk show aside, Ellen has also reached the realms of Instagram to make sure she spreads happiness every where possible. And helping her accomplish this mighty task is her dear friend ‘Photoshop’.

    Take a look.

    1) When she did her version of Marilyn Monroe’s iconic flying-skirt scene

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    2) When she was Reese Witherspoon from legally blonde

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    3) When she starred as ‘Scurvy Lady’ in Taylor Swift’s ‘Bad Blood’

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    4) When she became a part of Kate Middleton and Prince William’s wedding

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    5) When she appeared on Entourage with the gang

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    6) When she let Nicki Minaj teach her the ‘Anaconda’ dance

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    7) When she fit herself into this perfect ‘Friends’ picture that no one would’ve ever though of messing with

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    8) When she tried to put on the Princess look and totally rocked it

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    9) Did you know she was Harry Potter’s best friend for a brief period?

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    10) And about her secret vacation with Taylor Swift and friends.

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    11) And then she got lost in New York City

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    12) The time when she starred with Emma Watson in ‘Beauty and The Beast’

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    13) When she tried to live the ‘Simple Life’

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    14) And yet decided to photobomb an already photobombed picture

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    15) When Harry and Sally met Ellen

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    16) When she reminded everyone that the Met Gala was on Star War’s Day!

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    17) When she collaborated with Britney and Iggy

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    18) When she gave all the women in the world major bra goals

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    19) When she debuted in Britney Spears debut

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    20) When she gave Princess Leia a tough competition

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    21) When she decided to fly to work, quite literally

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    22) When she added a tint of ‘cool’ to Mount Rushmore

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    23) When she gave a surprise to Taylor and Nicki at the VMAs

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  • A woman tried to do something noble and it got lost in translation, quite literally!

    A woman tried to do something noble and it got lost in translation, quite literally!

    A man tried to find a way to get his friend’s pet treated on a very helpful Facebook community. Find a way he did, but after realising he was too quick to judge a woman who was just trying to look out for the animal. Here’s how a normal conversation turned into something you would love to read. 

    So here’s how it started

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    And then this nice woman tried to help him!

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    But, the translation from English to Hindi took a wrong turn. Yikes!

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    And from the wrong turn it turned into a hilarious disaster

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    And the people reading the conversation got quite the kick!

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    And after realising his mistake, he was decent enough to apolgise

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    Then, things were okay.

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  • Can you tell the difference between a girl’s and a guy’s butt without looking at them? We bet you’d love this video!

    Can you tell the difference between a girl’s and a guy’s butt without looking at them? We bet you’d love this video!

    There are some things we humans can never figure out in life and yes, figuring out the sex of a person just by touching their butts (when blindfolded) is definitely one of them!

    Distractify.com recently came up with a video that nails the above fact perfectly! Yes, a bunch of men and women were asked to identify each other’s gender blindfolded – BY TOUCHING THEIR A**ES!

    That’s something ridiculously amazing isn’t it? Take a look!

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  • Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon dancing to ‘Single Ladies’ will make your day

    Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon dancing to ‘Single Ladies’ will make your day

    We have always loved Justin Timberlake for the multi-talented man that he is. And he has made us smile once again by giving this stunning performance to Beyonce’s Single Ladies at The U.S. Open.

    While Roger Ferderer and Richard Gasquet played the quarterfinal match on Wednesday, the camera spotted buddies Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon doing a little show for the audience. Take a look at both of them moving to the popular track by Beyonce.

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  • 6 common language problems every UPite faces when he moves to Delhi!

    6 common language problems every UPite faces when he moves to Delhi!

    If you are from Delhi, it’s safe to assume that you have at least one friend who hails from the neighbouring state of Uttar Pradesh! They’re nice people just like every other Indian staying in the capital. BUT! There are a few things that set a UPite apart; and the funny thing is – his friend from Delhi never fails to mock/have a good laugh over those things!

    If you are wondering what we’re talking about, here’s a list of language issues every UPite faces when he moves to Delhi!

    1. The ‘Hum’ culture!

    Every time a UP wala uses the word ‘hum’ (referring to himself), we bet the first thought that comes to his Delhiite friend’s mind is – ‘kitne aadmi the?’

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    2. The ‘Bagal mei hai’ banter!

    Generally when a UPite uses the term ‘bagal’, he means ‘next to’. Clearly people from Delhi have a different meaning for this word!

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    3. The ‘Kantaap’ syndrome!

    Yes, it means a ‘Slap’. The word ‘Chaanta’ is too mainstream for people hailing from UP. For every UPite, ‘Kantaap’ is more of a (vengeful) emotion than a mere action! 

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    4. The ‘Batti chali gayi’ problem!

    Whenever there’s a power cut, it’s generally referred to as ‘batti chali gayi’ and let’s admit it – its plain funny for those who hear it!

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    5. The ‘Tum and tu’ difference.

    UPites don’t really like using the words like ‘Tu’ ‘kha le’ bla bla bla. It’s plain disrespectful for them. Let’s give it to them, words like ‘aap’ ‘khalijiye’ etc. have a deeper impact and promise respect for the person in question!

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    6. And then there are common UP terms that Delhiites aren’t generally aware of!

    This might come as a shocker to you, but there are certain words that a UPite uses commonly and chances are – you have no idea about them! For example – ‘Rangbaaz’ , ‘Choukas’ , ‘burbak’ , ‘bhasad’ and the list goes on!!!

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    Incase we’ve missed out on something that makes your friend from UP so special, do let us know in the comments below!

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  • 15 things that’ll probably happen if Kanye West was to become the president of the USA in 2020!

    15 things that’ll probably happen if Kanye West was to become the president of the USA in 2020!

    “I have decided in 2020 to run for president.” – Kanye West 

    Yes, you read it right. The American rapper, songwriter and producer, Kanye West recently made a memorable appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards in Los Angeles. Following the footsteps of his beloved wife Kim Kardashian, Kanye is now breaking the Internet after announcing that he is going to run for president of the United States in the year 2020!

    The massive audience witnessing his speech seemed kinda startled (in a good way) including the host for the night – Miley Cyrus! Here’s what she later stated – “Now we all know what happens to Kanye West when he smokes weed.”

    The funny thing is – Kanye himself admitted on the stage that he rolled a little something right before his act! And for the same reason, let’s take a look at the things that’ll probably happen if Kanye West was to become the president of the USA!

    1. Nude photoshoots? Ah, its 2020! Everybody does it! Thanks to Kim Kardashian.

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    2. Chivalry – Not everyone knew how to be chivalrous back in 2015, but now every American man sure knows how to treat his lady right!

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    3. Kanye will declare himself god. Enough said! (Wait! Didn’t he already do that years back?)

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    4. Loser.com would totally out-do Wall-street.com! (In case you don’t know what Loser.com is? – try opening the site).

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    5. Sex tapes/homemade videos would be the in thing! C’mon that’s how you take the first step towards breaking the Internet!

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    6. Pregnant women would have to send their nude pictures with the baby bump to actually prove they’re pregnant. (Or not!)

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    7. Being a reality TV star would actually be a course taught in universities!

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    8. And the most difficult subject of that course would be ‘How to do nothing and earn a million dollars’ (fo real)!

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    9. ‘All day, Kanye’ would be his campaign slogan!

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    10. Everybody would start having problems with the directions because clearly kids around the would have names like– East, West, East-west, North-south etc.

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    11. Facing a crowd after getting high would be a usual sight!

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    12. His party’s anthem would be – ‘I like big butts and I cannot lie’ (referring to Mrs. West, maybe).

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    13. The TV series ‘House of Cards’ would basically be ‘Keeping up with the Kardashians!’

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    14. A new concept of ‘Speech rap’ at the White House would be something people would look forward to.

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    15. And finally, the first lady of the United States would be – Kim Kardashian – Period!

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  • Ouch! Watching porn in a classroom? Not a safe scene!

    Ouch! Watching porn in a classroom? Not a safe scene!

    Being caught while watching porn in closed premises isn’t as bad but getting caught like this isn’t something you’d wish for. And no one knows it better than this guy in the video below.

    Yes, this gentleman apparently forgot to plug in his earphones in a lecture theatre sitting in a huge crowd making everyone witness the sound of ..ermm…. the adult movie he was watching. Look what happens to him next after he wakes up from his oblivious state realising he’s going to be the talk of the campus, let’s just say – forever!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=50&v=jBKnwt0lJAw

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  • 10 awkward moments we all face by Being Indian

    10 awkward moments we all face by Being Indian

    Life can be awkward, sometimes there are new people with whom you have awkward moments and sometimes you can land up in weird situations with your old buddies. Check out this hilarious video by Being Indian describing 10 things awkward moments we all face almost every day.

  • We bet every Indian parent has used this line at least once on their kids

    We bet every Indian parent has used this line at least once on their kids

    We love our parents and there’s no two ways about the fact that they always keep our best interest in mind. However sometimes, just to encourage us, they lie to us. Yes, parents lie too. And there’s one line every Indian parent has used in front of their kids to keep them going while knowing that it’s not the truth. Take a look.

    1) At age 12

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    2) At age 16

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    3) At age 18

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    4) At age 22

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    5) At age 24

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    6) At age 25

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    7) At age 27

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    This article was inspired by this post found on Quora.

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  • 10 thoughts men have while getting an awkward boner!

    10 thoughts men have while getting an awkward boner!

    For those who don’t know what an awkward boner is, we request you to not go any further. STOP. You’re still reading it aren’t you – you inquisitive little person!

    Fine but at your own risk.

    If you’re a man, you sure know what we’re talking about when we say the words ‘awkward boner’. And for the ladies – yes, it has a mind of its own and it can happen anytime. At times, us guys even give our wee wee a name for the same reason like ‘Jacky’s happy again’. Without getting into further details (ahem ahem) we’d like to tell everyone that when we do get an awkward boner, believe us – chances are, we aren’t even thinking sexually (hence the term awkward boner).

    Here’s a list of things an average man thinks in his head while battling this horrendous situation of getting an awkward boner at a very awkward time.

    1. “WTF! AGAIN??”

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    2. “What? I wasn’t even thinking about sex (or bumpy rides).”

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    3. “Hope no one asks me to get up from my seat right now!”

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    4. “Why the hell are you here?”

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    5. “I need a book or a laptop.”

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    6. “It’s okay, there are all dudes here. I’m sure they’d understand”

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    7. “I wish I was home right now (well, in front of my laptop).”

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    8. “Go away……woah, look at that chick there. You can stay. Shutup, you sneaky little perv.”

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    9. “WTF! Where were you last night when I needed you.”

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    10. “AWKWARD BONER! AWKWARD BONER! AWKWARD BONER!”

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  • 9 reasons why Dinosaurs are extinct!

    9 reasons why Dinosaurs are extinct!

    Hello there! Dino’s are cool but unfortunately they’re no longer with us. This post is totally dedicated to our extinct friends as we have finally figured the reasons why dinosaurs left us alone in this evil world. Believe us, if you think the meteors did it – you’re wrong. Everything was planned all along and we are all a part of a sorcery that has changed us humans in more than one way. 

    Take a look at these 9 reasons why dinosaurs are extinct!

    #1 Because Ross needed a weird obsession for the TV series Friends for it to be successful.

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    #2 Because iPhones needed a much-downloaded game called Dino rush.

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    #3 Because Steven Spielberg was destined to be famous and make a fortune!

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    #4 Because they needed a star attraction in all the science museums.

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    #5 Because the kid’s toy stores like Hamleys needed a new range of toys!

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    #6 Because paleontologists had to be rich nerds!

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    #7 Because kids needed their favourite purple dino ‘Barney’ to make learning fun. 

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    #8 Because the meteors wanted to have some fun!

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    #9 Because their eggs-stink!

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  • 8 things that are extremely difficult to find in life (especially when you’re hammered)!

    8 things that are extremely difficult to find in life (especially when you’re hammered)!

    If you think love is the most difficult thing to find in life – the answer is no! There are some things that are just beyond our control. And when you’re at that happy place (thanks to the sweet poison you’ve been consuming), finding a few necessary things becomes awfully difficult. 

    Here’s a list of 8 things that are extremely difficult to find in life!

    1. Remote control

    You get back home, change into your sweats and just when you decide to climb under the blanket and watch some TV or turn on the AC….BAM! That stupid remote goes missing. You curse it left, right and center and ransack the entire place to find that little device. Sh*t gets tougher when you do it while being in an intoxicated stage.

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    2. Lighter

    A cigarette lighter is the most wh*r-ish element that circulates around at parties and get-togethers. Sadly there are times when you really feel like having a smoke and realise that the lighter is not in your pocket. Sucks! Doesn’t it?

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    3. Your phone and wallet

    After that heavy night of drinking, the two things that absolutely love to play hide and seek with you are your wallet and your cell phone (which is most likely switched off). That mini heart attack is the real pain that stinks more than a hangover!

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    4. Your phone charger

    Talking about switched-off cell phones! Where did you keep your charger? Is it in the car? Or maybe somebody borrowed it. Life seems so  unfair when you finally find your phone only to realise that the charger’s being a b*tch!

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    5. Car keys

    Yeah yeah. They all fall into the same category.

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    6. Your friends!

    Well, you’re at a party of a 100 people and there you are, standing alone in a corner trying to look for familiar faces. Just make sure when you try to call your friends, your drunken self doesn’t accidentally end up calling your parents on speed dial! That’s not the conversation you would want to have!

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    7. Your brain

    Wise decision-making? A big NO! Just remember – you can always blame it on the alcohol the next day.

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    8. Your self-respect

    Having a conversation with a total stranger is the easiest thing to do. Going a little ahead with them with you know what is another thing that happens with some under the influence of alcohol. In such cases, refer to point number 7.

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  • Here’s why John Oliver never wants to have sex again! – #PornBan

    Here’s why John Oliver never wants to have sex again! – #PornBan

    The American television program Last week tonight with John Oliver discussed the entire Indian pornban fiasco recently and everyone had a great laugh to say the least. All he did was quote the names of the websites that were  part of the pornban which you wouldn’t believe existed).  

    Woah! It is a terrible world out there. But porn is innocent! We are with you John Oliver!

    Take a look at the video below.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bSdp8VHgCY

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  • Guess who’s back? Our very own Pakistani reporter!

    Guess who’s back? Our very own Pakistani reporter!

    Few years ago, Mr. Chand Nawab got his moment of fame where he hit the spot light by making millions of people laugh out loud. Thanks to a few noble people who uploaded his video and made him a YouTube celebrity.

    Just when we all had almost forgotten about the star Pakistani reporter, our very own Nawazuddin Siddique enacted the same video in the blockbuster movie Bajrangi Bhaijaan.  Well this wasn’t just it, this time the reporter has rolled out another hilarious video where he gets quite perturbed by a kid who enters the frame.

    Check out this hilarious video by Funny Local News Bloopers.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9DptcNmKk8

  • 10 Things women hate doing but do it anyway

    10 Things women hate doing but do it anyway

    There’s no doubt about the fact that women are beautiful but at most times the beauty doesn’t come as effortlessly as it seems. The truth is that everyone likes being lazy and everyone includes women too. We do enjoy being a couch potato until reality hits us and we recall that grace and good looks come at a cost. It is hard to be a woman because we have to constantly take care of ourselves and be proper in front of everyone even if we hate doing so. Here are 10 things that women hate doing but do it anyway.   

    1) Crossing legs– Because they fall asleep and it really hurts to bring them back to life yet we can’t really avoid that.

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    2) Switching purses- Because it’s necessary to match our bag with our outfit yet we always forget something.

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    3) Blow drying and straightening hair- Because it takes an eternity to do them.

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    4) Meeting guys on tinder- Because we dream of Mr. Right, not Mr. Who-swiped-right yet live in a dilemma that we might swipe right across them.

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    5) Trying to hide tampons on the way to the bathroom – Because period-shaming.

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    6) Shaving – Because there are times when you just can’t deal with the hell of going through hot wax (which isn’t very pleasant either).

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    7) Covering up a sexy outfit on the street- Because you don’t want creeps to pass comments and bring your ninja out to deal with them.

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    8) Packing for trips two weeks before the actual trip- Because it’s better to be safe than sorry. Also, organising things.

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    9) Taking care of our boyfriends when they’re sick- Because they turn into the biggest cry-babies ever.

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    10) Applying eyeliner- Because it’s a never ending task and you can’t always get it right in one shot.

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