Tag: drunk

  • Reasons why extended weekends are all we need!

    Reasons why extended weekends are all we need!

    It’s time we brought this topic in front of everybody’s eyes and made them realize how serious this issue is! No, really, have you not wanted that another day with yourself or that pretty thing waiting for you in your room? Don’t get any ideas; we’re talking about your bed. We’ll just get to the point and say it, it’s all about weekends and how they’re just not enough. We all need extended weekends and that goes even without saying. But for people who don’t understand this fact of life(*cough* your boss *cough*), we’ve put together a list of reasons why extended weekends are so awesome and should be compulsory.

     

    #1 Because we simply deserve it!?

    Well, duh!? We do deserve that at least. Doesn’t matter how long your working hours are or how much work is on your shoulders. It’s just the weekends when you get time for yourself or for extra sleeping hours. That sh*t is priceless to us, sleep is not for the week but for the needy people like us!

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    #2 Weekends are a getaway to our personal lives!

    Seriously, the working hours were simply designed to juice out all the life and energy out of us, so, next time your mom asks, “why do you look half dead?” you know what to say. Plus, it’s not that we don’t get time to make a call or leave a text to our friends but of course it’s not what we actually dream of doing on a weekend! You know it. And that’s what weekends are all about, you do whatever the f*ck you want!

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    #3 No. of work days – 5, No. weekends – 2?

    Whoever came up with that idea was a total douche bag, sorry not sorry! We get it if we were in school but we’re grown ass people working five days a week. Now, I’m not saying there should be equal days in a weekend, that’d be ridiculous (man, that’ll be the best thing ever). But all we’re asking is, add just another day, make it three from two days. How hard can that be?

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    #4 It’d be nice to sit back with the fam!

    Almost everybody goes through this one problem when their parents would throw the best of their sarcasm, all because you already have plans for the weekend and if not, your family would rather stay back home and ask you to chill than going out. And you being you, won’t really settle for that but you could’ve made an exception only if there was another day in your weekend.

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    #5 You could use another day to recover from that hangover

    How could we forget the most important thing of all? Sometimes it takes a complete day to recover from a hangover; when you want to stay in bed accompanied by the guilt of having too much alcohol and almost no memory of what actually went down. But you know, it’s all worth it. And believe us, even your boss might have second thoughts after reading this one.

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    #6 We’ll be able to deal with Monday in a better manner… Maybe?

    Now, we can’t promise but if there’s another day added to our weekend there’s a possibility that we can take on Monday in a positive manner. But we don’t know how Monday is going to be with us because the kind of cruel bi*ch that day can be to us humans.

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    So, go ahead share this story with your boss. It’s just a suggestion, and do yourself a favour, don’t get fired. Comprende?

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  • These mental stages of being drunk on a scale of 1 to 10 are something you’d totally relate to!

    These mental stages of being drunk on a scale of 1 to 10 are something you’d totally relate to!

    Every drinking enthusiast around sure knows when to call quits on his last beverage for the evening(or so we believe). But some people don’t really care about that logic, like, it doesn’t mean anything to them (maybe because they’re too drunk after a point) and alcohol is that gift the bartender keeps on giving.

    In such a scenario, every other drink tends to turn into that ‘one last drink’ which we all know never really works out (for most of us) till our sober and loving friends snatch them from our hands. ‘Repeat’ or ‘another one’ are like our pet lines which work like a charm on the bartender and he doesn’t mind pouring you another one even after knowing you can’t drink more for shit!

    But surprising the bartender is just another one of a drinker’s talent.

    There’s only one question that can help in understanding their high, that is, ‘on scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you?’ and that’s when things get interesting! While a drinker gulps down his/her drink, we believe these stages of being drunk explain how their minds work!

     

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  • 10 Things we most probably always do when we get high!

    10 Things we most probably always do when we get high!

    Let us all be true to ourselves and agree that most of the stupidest things and those great memories come from the times we are high on alcohol or on any other substances (no, we aren’t going to name any). The crux is, while we are high, we do things we may or may not be proud of; but if got the chance we’d do it again and would we regret it? Not. One. Bit. So, you know, here are some common things we all do when we get high!

     

    #1 Drink more

    You’re already on a roll. Drinking whatever your hands can reach to is something that just makes your evening slightly easier, well, because you’re fly like that.

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    #2 Dance

    You know when alcohol got you up, the music was loud and you asked everybody to step aside! We’re sure you put the stage on fire!

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    #3 Sing out loud with your friends

    It’s not even your favourite song, you don’t even listen to this track usually but who cares?! Let’s rap to Honey Singh, bi*ches!

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    #4 Hit the restroom

    You need to take a leak but you make the use of ‘rest’ in restroom and end up passing out while you have locked yourself in and your friends search for you. But you get back up again because there’s a lot drinking left to be done. *plays Eye of the Tiger in background*

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    #5 Embarrass yourself and your friends

    It’s a way to show your love. They know it. You know it. Roast them and they roast you. Laugh at each other and you know your night is made. Oh about embarrassing yourself part? You can just puke in front of 10 people and still smile! NO REGRETS!

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    #6 Make drunk calls/ text

    Lost count of drinks you had? It’s time you did something stupid. Why not just drunk text/ dial someone? (Your exes and ex-bestfriends are the best worst options! Choose well! Try calling your mom. Or not.)

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    #7 Try to act sober

    It’s funny how this is the most difficult thing to do when you’re pissed drunk. And the friend who’s handling you is up by a notch. You’ve got competition, mate!

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    #8 Trash talking happens at its best

    Because sentences without behenc**d and bh**dike are incomplete and lack emotion. Show some love, you, fart face!

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    #9 Sweet talk with the bartender

    Would kill for the last drink? Sweet-talking is a piece of cake for most of us. Those who can’t sweet talk, pay up brother or pay up a little extra.

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    #10 Find another place for more alcohol

    The bar is closed means the place is dead. What’s the point of being at place that doesn’t understand your needs?

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