Tag: Bond

  • CBFC to James Bond: Go ‘sanskari’ or go home!

    CBFC to James Bond: Go ‘sanskari’ or go home!

    The Central Board of Film Certification (CBFC) has never really been a favourite of the creative liberals. But this time, things seem to have gone a little too far. The CBFC has decided to target none other than British Secret Service Agent 007 himself! That’s right, the new Bond flick, Spectre, is the latest to be on the CBFC’s hit list for kissing scenes that are …errm… too long! James Bond fans, of course, went up in arms within minutes of the news breaking.

    #SanskariJamesBond started trending on Twitter like wildfire and for good reason. After all, Bond lovers expect just two things from him… to kick some solid criminal ass and to woo the ladies in style. And this shortening of intimate scenes is just a dampener as the much-awaited potboiler releases across the country. Check out these hilarious tweets by frustrated fans and their take on #SanskariJamesBond that will make you go LOL! Scroll away!

    #1 Clearly, a nightmare

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    #2 The Sanskari Who Loved Me?

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    #3 They were better off deleted

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    #4 And gives a leg massage to mummy?Capturegy

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    #5 Daadi ka aashirwaad is necessary!

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    #6 And Thursdays. Don’t forget Saturdays too!

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    #7 While he’s at it, a few rings for good luck won’t be a bad idea!

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    #8 Alok Nath ain’t rocking any tuxedos. Kurta Payjama is the way to go!

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    #9 Even celebrities are throwing sarcasm. What a catch, CBFC!

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    #10 Because that is the secret of his energy?!

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    #11 Okay, that’s a very important thing! Also, cracks a coconut!

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    #12 And ladies and gentlemen. That’s how you get a Bond junior!

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