Category: JUST FOR LAUGHS

This section was created to make people happy. Need a good laugh to turn around a bad day? Check out our entertaining and hand-picked collection of funny humour pictures, just for laughs videos, bizarre stories and add humour to your life.

  • These GIFs show how some men react while they masturbate!

    These GIFs show how some men react while they masturbate!

    If you think why are we talking about it then please, take a moment, go to your room and do the deed. You need to relax and understand it’s a very normal thing to do. Men and women both can please themselves and there are many ways to do so, this is just one of them. Now, specifically talking about men, masturbation helps, clearly. When you aren’t sexually active, masturbation is the answer. The funny part, it isn’t down there (no joke about your penis) but your expression that you obviously can’t see. So, we thought about it, and we found some GIFs that might just be similar to your expression.  

    Go ahead; take a look how some men react while they masturbate!

     

    #1 You have all the right things you need and nobody to knock on your door. 

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    #2  You know, when you haven’t done it so long? 

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    #3 Every man knows this feeling. We don’t even have to explain it, do we?

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    #4 When you’re home and can’t just hold on to do all the good things to yourself. 

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    #5 All the HARD work for that one feeling. And it pays off, just like that.

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    #6 Got to be nice to your ‘boy’. Big or small is not our concern. 

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    #7 The moment you know you need to give it a break. Seriously.

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    #8 It always feels like the first time. It does!

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    #9 Quietly and peacefully, just getting the job done.  

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    #10 Even Deadpool is open about it! 

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    Now, my friend, remember, it’s better to masturbate than hate. And that is very original. Oh also… 

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  • Must-watch: This badass ape trolls a bunch of West African soldiers with an Ak-47

    Must-watch: This badass ape trolls a bunch of West African soldiers with an Ak-47

    Well well, we recently stumbled upon this old video and thought of sharing it with you guys. The video is like a short movie where there’s this badass protagonist (also referred to as a one ‘ape’ army) and a few other not-so-intelligent men. Let’s call this protagonist ‘Rambo’.

    You must see how one our closest living relatives handled an Ak-47 as these fives army lads clearly seemed to have forgotten about the old saying “Think before you leap”. These army boys happily handed over one of their precious guns (loaded) to Rambo and rest is just history.

    Displaying his brilliant combat moves, Rambo stole our hearts and how! Take a look.

    Caution: Don’t try this at home boys! Especially if there are apes around you.  

      

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  • After the lesbians, gay men touch boobs for the first time and you have to see what happens!

    After the lesbians, gay men touch boobs for the first time and you have to see what happens!

    We all saw YouTubers BriaAndChrissy’s video where three lesbians touch a guy’s penis for the first time. Well well, that didn’t quite go how we expected it to, but it was great to see their reactions with all the nervousness.

    Here’s another one.

    That’s right, in this video by BriaAndChrissy, the YouTubers tested waters in the same territory just with an opposite approach. To be clearer, the duo made three gay men touch Bria’s boobs capturing their reactions (since that was a first for all three of them).

     

     

    Believe us, it’s just as hilarious as their previous video and we’re going to take some time to get over it. Also, the thing to be noted here is the fact that even these gay men appreciated the female body in the perfect way.

    Take a look.

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  • Ever wondered how Game of Thrones would be if it was under Disney’s production? We have the answer.

    Ever wondered how Game of Thrones would be if it was under Disney’s production? We have the answer.

    Every fan knows that an episode of Game of Thrones can leave you feeling anything on the scale of ‘oh my God’ to ‘what the f*ck just happened?’ Say whatever, it’s hard to imagine Game of Thrones from a different angle for most of us and we aren’t talking about fan theories here but a completely different thing. Well, to make it more understandable we’ll just leave you with what we found on the glorious internet. These pictures show what Game of Thrones would’ve been if it was produced by Disney. Look at this! 

     

    #1 There’s a new witch in town! We replaced ‘B’ with ‘W’ because Disney!

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    #2 Hodor is still acing that one dialogue!  

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    #3 Life’s been really hard on Sansa even here. Sigh!

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    #4 Lord Varys indeed has got birds following him everywhere!

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    #5 Okay, whatever happened to Elsa is clearly not good!

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    #6 Guess who’s the real lion of all!

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    #7 Beauty and the beast has a new meaning.

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    #8 No, no, no! They’re just playing a game. Nobody is gouging anybody’s eyes out! This is Disney!

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    #9 Jon Snow DOES know how to pet wild ‘lings’! 

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    #10 In Disney, every character’s dreams do come true!

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    #11 Dragons and their mom is still majestic AF!

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    #12 They breathe fire, they’re the coolest! Oh, the irony!

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    #12 Still drinkin’, still impin’ !

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    #14 At least Shireen won’t be burnt alive in Disney!

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  • These lesbians touch a penis for the very first time and you have no idea what happens next!

    These lesbians touch a penis for the very first time and you have no idea what happens next!

    Three gay women experienced a little something for the first time in their lives and let’s just say they weren’t really impressed.

    Ahem, this ‘little something’ was a man’s penis!

    That’s right, in this hilarious video by YouTubers BriaAndChrissy, the three women feel and inspect (sort of) a naked guy’s wiener and their reactions are to die for.

     

    I feel like I’ve gone my whole life trying to avoid this moment,” said one of them before putting her hands down there. What followed were their hilarious reactions comparing the guy’s penis to multiple things like a bag of raisins, a snake, a shaved cat (you read it right) and many other things!

    But what actually made us proud was the fact that even with no interest in the guy’s body (sexually), the three beauties still managed to appreciate the human body in the best way possible.

    Take a look.

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  • Eight annoying things about birthdays we just can’t avoid every year!

    Eight annoying things about birthdays we just can’t avoid every year!

    Birthdays come every year and most of us wait for them like there’s no tomorrow. Its one day of the year when people celebrate and feel special with all their loved ones around; getting gifts, fancy cakes, birthday surprises and what not.

    But things don’t always go according to our plans. Somethings come complimentary with birthdays and we just can’t do anything about it. Yep, there’s a whole list of annoying things about birthdays that most of us go through year after year and there isn’t a real solution to them. Take a look.

    #1 Birthday bumps

    Well, lets face it, no one likes to get kicked on an ordinary day right? Then why birthdays? Birthday bumps are so 90’s and its time we let them be. It’s my special day and you better stay away from my booty.

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    #2 Those 12am phone calls

    As the clock strikes 12:00 those incessant phone calls can really get to you. It’s funny how people you haven’t heard from ages are sincerely calling you to wish you “glad you are you still alive!”. Make us wonder, where the hell were these people for the last 364 days?

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    #3 The Cake dilemma

    Birthdays are undoubtedly the happiest day of a person’s life. But even then it all comes down to the moment of truth when you have to feed the first bite of the cake to the dearest one. Bam! That dilemma is the worst where so many people are just looking at you and you don’t know who to turn to. In that situation, take the first bite yourself. That is the best escape. You owe us one now!  

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    #4 Family vs Friends – Who to pick?

    Now that’s a tough one. Let’s admit it, your birthday can never really be your day. Trying to play sober in front of your family while you are drunk/hungover AF does not feel very pleasant. And the balancing act between family and friends is really hard to handle.

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    #5 Birthday party planning

    If you are planning to throw your birthday party at home we wish you luck. May lord give you the strength and perseverance to clean the random friend’s dried puke from your couch or your parent’s washroom (ouch!).

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    #6 Birthday party budgets

    Be ready to go broke as a joke. You might have to live from hand to mouth for the rest of the month, but your friends on the other hand will have no mercy on you and exploit every bit of the free food and booze you have to offer. Welcome to the homeless community!

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    #7 Lame gifts

    The whole idea of receiving gifts has always made birthdays exciting for everyone, but people fail to understand how gifts mean so much to most of us. So receiving a lame gift might make you want to punch them on the face or even worse, NOT receiving any gifts can make sh*t go down real bad.

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    #8 Annoying birthday cards

    If you have never received a birthday card playing ‘Happy birthday’, you must thank your stars as they can be one of the most irritating things on this planet. As you open the card you will hear a screechy voice singing happy Birthday to you and hell it will go on and on repeating the same thing making you want to tear it into pieces. Again, such cards are a passe. 

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  • 9 things about the odd-even rule that will probably ruin our lives!

    9 things about the odd-even rule that will probably ruin our lives!

    The debate over the odd-even rule on Delhi roads has been going on for so long that most of us have had enough of it. People are still trying to figure out how they’re going to make changes to their daily life to still get to work or college on time. While others argue the feasibility of the solution, we youngsters have a completely different set of problems to deal with. Take a look at these nine things about the odd-even rule that will probably ruin our lives for good!

     

    #1 Auto prices will probably go up

    Everybody knows how hard it is to convince an autowallah to drive you to your destination by meter. Now that they know that their demand is going to go up, chances of you finding an autowallah willing to drop you at the right price will be one in a million! And don’t we all know how good auto rickshaw drivers are at getting on our nerves.This is going to be a huge issue for those who’re thinking of relying on public transport!  

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    #2 Dearth of public transport

    Car-pooling or public transport are the only two options we are left with after the odd-even rule is put in place. Car-pooling is still manageable. Kudos to those who have no option but to use public transport! Seriously, we are already teary-eyed for them. Given the lack of good public transport in the city, it’s going to be a task to catch a bus, get an auto or even get inside the metro. It’s going to be utter chaos and we dread to even think about it!

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    #3 People will start lying/ promoting corruption

    We’re not being negative here but we do believe that this might happen! Indians are just too good at faking things and are proud of that celebrated concept called ‘jugaad’. According to reports, if someone is dealing with an illness of any kind, they are exempted from the rule on provision of sufficient proof. On being stopped by the cops they can use their illness as an excuse to avoid getting a ticket. Now, people can lie, easily get fake prescriptions and be on their way, hence, you just got corrupt, my friend!  

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    #4 What if you run out of luck?

    Hypothetically; you drive to a friend’s place for a party and you make up your mind to stay the night. The next day is for even cars and you’re far from realising it, because to hell with all that when you’re with your bros, right? The next morning, you are not only going to have to nurse a hangover but also deal with that big question: How on Earth will you get home?! If you take your car out you know the cops are waiting for you. If you don’t, you’ll have to come back the next day to collect it. What a pain! Your only solution is to be on your way early morning and be where you have to be before the clock strikes 8. Man, the odds aren’t in your favour.  

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    #5 Impromptu dates

    Your girlfriend wants to hang but the same crappy problem pops up. You can’t take your car and she’s free from this odd-even rule because she’s a woman! (No, no sarcasm there!) So you pull up in an auto while she parks her car with ease and let’s be honest, you make the ‘whatever!’ face and hope she doesn’t see you.

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    #6 Bikers will have the road to themselves

    So the odd-even rule doesn’t apply to women AND bikers. The reason behind it is still obscure to us. Good news for bikers, the road belongs to you NOT! Do not take this rule as an advantage. Road accidents will still take place and people will get hurt and we aren’t blaming you. But good for you, you have more space to ride your machine.

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    #7 You can enjoy dry humping, if that’s your thing

    People who will be using the metro for their daily commute, there’s good news for you all. You get to dry hump sweaty men and stick your nose into the armpits, don’t matter if these are your fetishes or not. You’ll be served and served well. That’s what’s going to happen when you step into an overly crowded metro after the odd-even rule takes place. We just hope that you can take it mentally and physically, of course.

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    #8 DTC buses will get messier than ever

    Coming down to DTC buses, they’ve never been an option for many of us but when the time comes, you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do. When you run out of options, you can either stay home or get yourself where you have to be by taking chances or chances with the public transport. Good Luck.  

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    #9 Traveling will be a task

    All this proves that traveling will be a task and not an easy one. Imagine the number of vacant seats available is 1 and the contenders for that seat are 10 and counting. The one, who gets the seat, gets a free travel pass! Heck, we just gave the government a new idea to promote the use of public transport! You can thank us later! 

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  • Internet had a lot to say after Steve Harvey made history at the Miss Universe pageant 2015!

    Internet had a lot to say after Steve Harvey made history at the Miss Universe pageant 2015!

    After what went down on December 20th in Las Vegas, where the Miss Universe pageant 2015 was taking place, the world was shocked and confused at the same time.  It did make us go “what the f*ck just happened!?” but we were also sitting tight with a tub of popcorn because this doesn’t just happen every day!

    Sure, it was quite sad in the start for Miss Colombia and we do respect her feelings but this is not about her. It’s all about one man who made it happen, the one and only STEVE HARVEY, the man ruling the internet for the past few days. And making a [honest] mistake like that can screw you for good. Steve Harvey did make history and will be remembered for a long long time. While he apologised to the contestants and the viewers of the show, the Internet was busy making some memes that we couldn’t get enough of.  And because we’re the kind that likes to share, here’s what we’re talking about! Laugh away!

    #1 Fail level: Universal. 

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    #2 By now Leo will be prepared anyway but that’ll be even huge than this mess.

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    #3 It’s a messed up musical? We aren’t even mad!

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    #4 Stevey wondering if it’s the right time to come out. See what we did there? 

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    #5 Harvey is still “stuck in the moment!”

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    #6 When you know you’re not getting your full salary by the end of the month!

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    #7 Weekend jokes are not funny, Steve! *wipes off the tear*

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    #8 “You for real, Steve!?” 

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  • These Christmas fails were made so you could laugh shamelessly!

    These Christmas fails were made so you could laugh shamelessly!

    Every year people wait for Christmas because who doesn’t love free gifts, hot chocolate and marshmallows while you wait for the one who never shows up. Just kidding, Christmas is more than that. It’s another reason to get together with your friends and family and celebrate the end of the year and welcome the new one simultaneously. Christmas surely is known for all the good reasons but we did what we like and found some hilarious Christmas fails that you’ll enjoy and no, nobody’s going to hell after laughing at thesepeople. So, sit back and laugh shamelessly while you point your finger to the screen! 

    #1 Just a bunch of oldies trying to make the jump.

     

     

    #2 That would piss anyone off! That's when people start to plot a revenge!

     

     

    #3 We were unknown to this side of Santa OR maybe that's the guy's gift. A bunch of kicks.

     

     

    #4 Get your shit together, all you Santas!

     

     

    #5 Not bad for a snowman with legs!

     

     

    #6 That kid had one job. ONE. JOB!

     

     

    #7 Pretty sure that photographer got some funny shots!

     

     

    #8 IS THAT BATMAN IN THE RIGHT CORNER?!

     

     

    #9 Not sure if Santa's drunk or can't handle his weight.

     

     

    #10 Get this one a cab, god knows how he will ride the sleigh

     
     

  • On the occasion of World Monkey Day, here are 13 badass monkeys who mean serious business (and might try to take over the world)!

    On the occasion of World Monkey Day, here are 13 badass monkeys who mean serious business (and might try to take over the world)!

    It’s World Monkey Day (yes, it exists)! And many of your friends must be celebrating it, although you don’t need a specific day to monkey around.

    Even at your work place, you might just find some different species of monkeys. And today is the day you let them know that you care. Just Kidding, put them in a cage! (No, don’t do that, we’re still kidding).

    World Monkey Day is not just about monkeys, it’s about every animal on the face of the Earth and it’s a celebration all for one reason: to love and care for them.

    On that thought, we were just wondering and the idea of monkeys ruling the world came into our heads. More like a funnier version of Planet of the Apes movies. Look for yourself on how the world would be, if these badass monkeys were on the throne! 

    PS – Happy World Monkey Day! Tell your BFF’s that you care

    #1 So what do we call them, hairy-beasts in human attire?

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    #2 Just like us, they’ll get a hang of technology… with time

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    #3 …and maybe use it against us one day!

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    #3 Monkey business will be on the rise!

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    #4 … with full planning!

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    #5 Markets will be booming!

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    #6 Some things just won’t change but will be done better than humans did

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    #7 They will get high on the nastiest things. 

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    #8 Mojo Jojo will be the new Shah Rukh Khan! Oh, boy. 

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    #9 And there will be many others like him! 

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    #10 Just like humans, Mojo Jojo is also envious. 

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    #11 Our moves and knowledge will be used against us

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    #12 Famous human personalities will be slaves to them!

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    #13 In their world marijuana would be legalised. *sigh*

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    And who knows World Monkey Day might be renamed as the Independence Day!?

  • Baba Sehgal has outdone himself yet again with his new track – The party is in Goa!

    Baba Sehgal has outdone himself yet again with his new track – The party is in Goa!

    The first king of Indian rap (nope, not Honey Singh) is back with a bang and we just can’t stop talking about it. Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Baba Sehgal!

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    Let us give him some credit for everything he has done for us, we mean; the man has come a long way since the 90s when his music started most parties. After Sehgal’s recent (not-so-epic) track ‘Going to the gym’ it’s the time to have ‘the party in Goa’.

    What caught our attention here was the fact that the entire song is so evidently stuffed with graphics/animation and Baba himself did not even bother to step on the Goan sand to shoot for the video. Yup, those plastic chairs and pulling off the ‘standing on water’ act will leave you wondering is the party really in Goa.

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  • 12 thoughts that go through a foodie’s mind when a friend at the table asks them for a ‘bite’!

    12 thoughts that go through a foodie’s mind when a friend at the table asks them for a ‘bite’!

    ‘Food’ is a very sensitive topic when you talk about a foodie’s life. A foodie can be anyone; your best friend, your family member, your girlfriend and even your boss. It’s extremely important to know who the foodie in your circle is, as you don’t really want to be in their bad books especially when it comes to sharing meals. 

    When they allow you to have a bite of their food with a smile, don’t believe them. You don’t know what they are actually thinking while saying it (imagine sharing something you love so much with somebody else – with a smile). They’re like that pissed off girlfriend whose favourite reply to “what’s wrong?” is “nothing”. So next time you ask a foodie for a bite, this is what they are probably thinking!

     

    #1 “Get your own damn food!”

    Tell us how hard is that? You order food and it comes to your table and nowadays people even deliver for free! So, what’s with asking for a bite? You can ask how it tastes and we’ll let you know and you can be on your way. That sounds convenient, doesn’t it? Try THAT, maybe!?

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    #2 “I hope it makes you poop in your sleep”

    Fine, we have made our peace with you being a bugger and taking away a piece of our ‘precious’ from us. But with good food comes great poop and you my friend – will never know when it comes (or so we hope). You may long for a good dump but it will be there when you lay asleep in your bed dreaming of our food while you least expect it. Next thing you know, your bed smells, man, it looks even worse now.

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    #3 “You better take a small bite”

    Our fingers are crossed and prayers are in our heads just because we’re hoping you don’t open up that monster mouth and take it all away from us. A small bite is what we were asked for, anything more than that and you’ll witness the wrath of our Lords!

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    #4 “I wish I could charge you per bite”

    Don’t mean to be a cheap ass here, but if that’s what it takes to keep people away from my food – it shall be done. Spread the word to foodies all over the world! It’s like a cure for zombies. It might just work because cheap ass people can surprise you, yep!

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    #5 “I paid for it, not you!”

    That burger cost 100 bucks and that’s like nothing! You’d spend that on cigarettes or chocolates maybe a box of chewing gums but not buy yourself a burger? ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME!?

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    #6 “That’s right, eat up, I ordered it for you”

    Here! *moves the plate towards the friend* don’t even save one bite, okay? It’s my favourite but I ordered it for you, of course! Chew on! (some people suck at understanding sarcasm, it’s not your fault)

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    #7 “I have to ask you to taste but please decline my offer, please?”

    Okay, I’ll be nice and ask you if you’d like a bite and you WILL refuse to try, that’s how it goes. Please play it the way I imagined it to be. Please god, please!

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    #8 “I hope you choke on that!”

    All right, take a bite; get it over with, pronto! I hope you choke on it the moment you start to enjoy it though and I’ll look at you with a straight face while you beg for some water.

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    #9 “I’m Joey and you know what? JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOOOD!”

    I have figured, this is how I’m going to introduce myself to new people I meet at the restaurant and give them a heads up by saying what Joey always said, just in case they start eyeing my food. Listen up, you sneaky little bugger, Joey DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!

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    #10 “I should order something that you’re allergic to!”

    That’s like a full proof master plan to keep you away from my territory. All you can do is eye my lasagne, maybe or smell if from a distance because that’s all you’re going to get. Order yourself some fries maybe and if there’s not enough salt, you can use your tears. HAH!

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    #11 “If I’m hungry later, I’m going to curse you, wait, that’s already happening!”  

    Well, I can of course order more food, but cursing you will give me some amount of satisfaction till my food is delivered. And hopefully you won’t be around for a “small” bite!

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    #12 “Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!” – Russell Peters

    Remember that phrase Russell Peters’ dad used, well, this time, it’s going to be me. Believe me, it will be more than words. Take two steps back from my plate. Now!

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  • Feeling sleepy at work? Take a look at these 15 (lame) jokes that will make you want to laugh and cry at the same time!

    Feeling sleepy at work? Take a look at these 15 (lame) jokes that will make you want to laugh and cry at the same time!

    Not all lame jokes are lame; some of them are actually funny. Making lame jokes is just another underrated talent that people don’t look up to. It’s pretty hard to come up with bad jokes and still make people laugh. Nobody wants to be at a difficult spot for making lame jokes and maybe that’s why people look for something this underrated on the Internet. We did the same, turning to the world of Internet for a good laugh and it was worth every minute at work. No kidding.

    Take a look at what all we discovered.

    #1 Oh come on, Voldy! Don’t be that naive!

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    #2 Drugs: you are doing it wrong.

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    #3 Being a bad ass ain’t easy! 

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    #4 Too cool to have cool coffee

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    #5 Nobody messes with the wild cat. Nobody. 

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     #6 Not everyone can pull of the nerdy swag! 

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    #7 But did you hit the bull’s eye?

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    #8 We’re still recovering from this one

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    #9 Toadally!

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    #10 Not sure if that follows in the sea…

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    #11 And you thought Rajnikanth was the only one?

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    #12 Yup, NOBODY. 

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    #13 You had second thoughts, didn’t you?

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  • Lamest gifts that definitely end up getting passed on to someone else!

    Lamest gifts that definitely end up getting passed on to someone else!

    People tend to take gifting very lightly. They don’t understand how a gift means so much to some of us because, hello? Free stuff! But these people don’t care, a gift is a formality which is basically to tell you, ‘I was here and I bought you something so shitty that will help you remember me.’ It doesn’t matter how many times you had to step back but the greed in you makes your hands go forward and just grab that thing not knowing what’s behind that cool gift wrap. And what comes out of that packing makes you wish for X-ray vision, so you could just be prepared for the next time. (Although, that’s the least I’d do with x-ray vision)

     

    Now, following are the lamest gifts that you may encounter in your life and if you do receive them, pack ‘em nice and pass ‘em on!

    #1 Crockery Set

    Crockery sets have been topping the list of lamest gifts for as long as we can remember. And by being the most common in the category they are also the ones to be passed on just the way they were received. Seriously, it’d be really nice if people could be a little more creative with their gifts. A beer mug set would be so much better, probably a gift that would make anyone happy as hell. You never know if the receiver might just pop some beer right there?

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    #2 A Flower Vase

    Another depressing gift is a flower vase; not for those who like flowers maybe but flowers die too and dead flowers in a vase is as depressing as it gets. Nobody has got time for changing flowers every now and then. Something useful or fun would be really appreciated. Don’t underestimate yourself, gifting isn’t rocket science. You can do better!

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    #3 A weighing machine

    Now what the f*ck were you thinking gifting someone a weighing machine? It sends out only one message and that isn’t a good one! How about being a little considerate and buying food for that person? Gifts are supposed to make people happy and that one gift might just end your relation with that person, leaving you with a mark on your head. If you know what I mean.

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    #4 Photo frames

    Living in the 21st century and still gifting photo frames? You really need help! And Google might just be the place for you to start searching. Because when it comes to gifting, you can trust no one, *leans in* no one! And yes, those 3D photo frames? Even they are out of the picture.

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    #5 Artificial jewellery

    Artificial jewellery is pretty much a risk when it comes to gifting. There are two things you need when gifting artificial jewellery: first one being a really good choice and knowing if it’s going to suit the one you’re buying for and second, that person itself chooses it. That spares you the risk. If both the options aren’t happening, you better look for another option!

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    #6 Scarves

    Surprisingly, even scarves are passed on as lame gifts! And to think of it, they are pretty good at being passed on because they’re free size, if you don’t like the design, no worries, pass it on to someone else who might! And if they don’t, the cycle will continue till it comes back to strangle you. Just kidding, it’s highly unlikely to get back that one scarf that you passed on.  And let’s say if it does, burn that thing to the ground.

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    #7 Wall Clocks

    Enlighten us as to how wall clocks qualify for gifts? People would rather decorate their walls with posters and pictures rather than a big ass wall clock. Let’s face it; wall clocks are quite ugly and outdated. If you still want to gift a wall clock make sure it’s exclusive and the person you’re gifting to actually need it.

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    #8 Fugly clothes

    Clothes are a pretty good gifts but only when you know what you’re actually gifting. It takes fashion sense and also common sense to buy clothes when they’re not for you. Imagine someone gifting you a shirt with designs that can give you nightmares or a basic shirt but it won’t fit you because the person never thought of looking for the right size. Thank God people don’t gift underwear.

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    #9 Bed sheet sets

    Just when you lost all hope on gifting, you remembered a bed sheet set that’s been lying somewhere in the corner of your house. And it’s time to get rid of it, so, you gift wrap one of the lamest gift in the history of gifts and be on your way to dump it at someone’s place… with a smile. A job well done.

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    #10 Cloth materials

    This one is like one of the favourite lamest things that elderly people like to pass on. Cloth materials for suits or Indian wear is passed on like a game. Add shawls to that list, because ladies don’t want to stay behind! This is a never ending process and nobody ever enjoys it.

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    Also, have you ever realised that the lamest gifts come back to you like a boomerang and the good ones, well, they are pretty rare in existence.

  • Watch Benedict Cumberbatch take down a teddy bear on The Graham Norton Show!

    Watch Benedict Cumberbatch take down a teddy bear on The Graham Norton Show!

    Last Friday Benedict Cumberbatch and Johnny Depp were together on The Graham Norton Show where Benedict was asked to do something that Johnny Depp thought was completely weird.

    At least that’s what we had in mind after we saw his expressions. Well, according to the fans, Benedict Cumberbatch resembles to an ‘otter’. Yeah, as weird as it sounds it is kind of true. And you’ll believe once you see the pictures. Graham even asked Cumberbatch to pose for a few pictures and man, did he kill it or did he kill it! Even Johnny Depp gave in and participated with Sherlock and Graham. But something led to a fight between Benedict Cumberbatch and a big ass teddy bear.

    Watch this and find out!