All of us have that one moment every day when we say something and the next second we realize how it could have an absolutely different (read double meaning) meaning. Here are 11 phrases with double meanings that plaster a smile on our faces every time somebody says it.
Double Meaning Phrases
1. It’s Hard!
Aren’t you glad?
2. Omg! It’s so big
Leave Britney Alone! If something is big, it is just big.
3. Suck it
Alright, but just remember – it’s a two-way street!
4. Please be gentle
By ‘gentle’, we mean, gentle to your pets, gentle with the glasses, gentle…
5. Was it inserted properly?
Like a card in an ATM machine, a battery in a phone, a straw in a can of juice. Why? What did you think?!
6. Can I feel it?
Now wait a second! Don’t get ideas in your head!
7. Are you wet?
Because it’s raining outside! Duh!
8. It’s getting a bit nippy
You know that feeling when you are not prepared to fight the unexpected cold weather.
9. Do you want it?
Heart-throb Robin Thicke’s message to all the ladies!
10. Are you wearing protection?
Well, that’s a million dollar question!
11. Would you like to have a banana?
C’mon now! Give the fruit some respect!
