Hello there! Dino’s are cool but unfortunately they’re no longer with us. This post is totally dedicated to our extinct friends as we have finally figured the reasons why dinosaurs left us alone in this evil world. Believe us, if you think the meteors did it – you’re wrong. Everything was planned all along and we are all a part of a sorcery that has changed us humans in more than one way.
Take a look at these 9 reasons why dinosaurs are extinct!
#1 Because Ross needed a weird obsession for the TV series Friends for it to be successful.
#2 Because iPhones needed a much-downloaded game called Dino rush.
#3 Because Steven Spielberg was destined to be famous and make a fortune!
#4 Because they needed a star attraction in all the science museums.
#5 Because the kid’s toy stores like Hamleys needed a new range of toys!
#6 Because paleontologists had to be rich nerds!
#7 Because kids needed their favourite purple dino ‘Barney’ to make learning fun.
#8 Because the meteors wanted to have some fun!
#9 Because their eggs-stink!