10 thoughts men have while getting an awkward boner!

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For those who don’t know what an awkward boner is, we request you to not go any further. STOP. You’re still reading it aren’t you – you inquisitive little person!

Fine but at your own risk.

If you’re a man, you sure know what we’re talking about when we say the words ‘awkward boner’. And for the ladies – yes, it has a mind of its own and it can happen anytime. At times, us guys even give our wee wee a name for the same reason like ‘Jacky’s happy again’. Without getting into further details (ahem ahem) we’d like to tell everyone that when we do get an awkward boner, believe us – chances are, we aren’t even thinking sexually (hence the term awkward boner).

Here’s a list of things an average man thinks in his head while battling this horrendous situation of getting an awkward boner at a very awkward time.

1. “WTF! AGAIN??”

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2. “What? I wasn’t even thinking about sex (or bumpy rides).”

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3. “Hope no one asks me to get up from my seat right now!”

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4. “Why the hell are you here?”

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5. “I need a book or a laptop.”

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6. “It’s okay, there are all dudes here. I’m sure they’d understand”

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7. “I wish I was home right now (well, in front of my laptop).”

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8. “Go away……woah, look at that chick there. You can stay. Shutup, you sneaky little perv.”

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9. “WTF! Where were you last night when I needed you.”

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10. “AWKWARD BONER! AWKWARD BONER! AWKWARD BONER!”

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